The Three Sheets Disclaimer

All rights reserved. No part of this recording may be duplicated, performed, exhibited, defecated on, thought about while eating White Castle, disrespected in public, or exposed to highliter pens without the express written consent of Polio Dog, their agents, the New York Giants, the Professional Golf Association, their employees and their families, and that guy that sells fake flowers at the corner of N. Conduit Ave. and Francis Lewis Blvd. in Queens (because he's cool enough to care, but too cool to show it). Offer good at participating retailers while supplies last. One size fits all. This coupon may not be combined with any other offer. Limit one per household per inning. No pets allowed. This agreement is non-negotiable, and not legally binding. You must really be bored if you've gotten this far. Get a life, for God's sake! Go rent "Clerks" or something. Can't we all just get along?

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