YTSEJAM Digest 5793 Today's Topics: 1) ytseshirt update by Joshua Rasiel 2) A Natural Viagra is now Available......... by email_address_removed 3) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5792 by "email_address_removed.au" 4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5792 by "Andre Navarro" 5) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5792 by "Korg Ecksthrey" 6) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5792 by Chris Oates 7) Derek Sherinian's "Inertia" by "Mark Bredius" 8) Derek Sherinian's "Inertia" by "Mark Bredius" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 18:14:14 -0500 From: Joshua Rasiel To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: ytseshirt update Message-ID: hey guys, just to let you all know the shirts are still on the way. I'm dealing with not the fastest vendor in the world, and also we needed to order some yellow shirts ahead of time for me to approve the yellow color(not to flourescent, but not to orangy), but i have to keep prodding this guy. However, i've seen his work and it looks good, and he is very inexpensive, so be patient, and soon there'll be lovely ytseshirts for everyone. I'll post here to tell you all it's time to order. Those that have anyway, even though i told ya not to yet, don't worry I have your names and you'll get your shirts as soon as they're done. :-) -josh ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2001 13:44:50 -0800 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: A Natural Viagra is now Available......... Message-ID: Be IMPULSIVE, try our Breakthrough Herbal Formula... 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Foreign Orders Add $20 for S/H. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2001 15:58:32 +1100 From: "email_address_removed.au" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5792 Message-ID: > Hrm, how could you say the *vocals* are so much the > same? As far as I'm concerned, Andy Kuntz sounds > nothing like LaBrie at all; the most you can say is > that they both sing "progmetal vocallines." Totally > different qualities of voice. I just listened to Far > Off Grace again the other day and was struck by the > soft quality of Kuntz's voice.. amazing. hehe... he said kuntz. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2001 01:45:47 -0400 From: "Andre Navarro" To: Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5792 Message-ID: heheheeh dam i durnk ------------------------------------------------------------------ Andre Navarro "Hoooowdy hooo!" -Mr. Hanky ----- Original Message ----- ]From: To: "Multiple recipients of list" Sent: Sunday, March 11, 2001 1:12 AM Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5792 > > > Hrm, how could you say the *vocals* are so much the > > same? As far as I'm concerned, Andy Kuntz sounds > > nothing like LaBrie at all; the most you can say is > > that they both sing "progmetal vocallines." Totally > > different qualities of voice. I just listened to Far > > Off Grace again the other day and was struck by the > > soft quality of Kuntz's voice.. amazing. > > hehe... he said kuntz. > > ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2001 00:23:13 -0700 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5792 Message-ID: <001301c0a9fc$25824140$5f4153d8@washburn> > heheheeh dam i durnk m3 2. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2001 02:07:00 -0800 From: Chris Oates To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5792 Message-ID: At 11:36 PM 3/10/2001, you wrote: > > heheheeh dam i durnk > >m3 2. I'm sniffing coke. The bubbles hurt my nose. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2001 14:37:33 +0100 From: "Mark Bredius" To: "The Mirror" , "Ytsejam" Subject: Derek Sherinian's "Inertia" Message-ID: <001101c0aa30$6d3f7000$0100007f@localhost> Hey guys, Make sure you check out Derek Sherinian's "Inertia" next month... I've been listening to it all weekend now... It is AWESOME... It's similar to Derek's first solo album "Planet X", but this one is even better... Guitars are handled by Steve Lukather (Toto) and Zakk Wylde, with Simon Phillips (also of Toto) on drums... The bassplayers are Tony Franklin (who also plays on Derek's "Planet X" album), Tom Kennedy (from Planet X's "Universe") and Jimmy Johnson (never heard of him)... Two songs also feature violinist Jerry Goodman, which especially makes the song "Astroglide" sound like a long lost U.K. track. The album will be released worldwide in April... For samples, check out http://www.xplanetx.com/ Mark Bredius ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://www.TRANSATLANTICweb.com/ Double Live Album out in March Get a FREE new Marillion song at http://mp3.com/anoraknophobia/ http://www.DreamTheater.net/ Live DVD/VHS out on April 24, 2001 The Official Spock's Beard Website: http://www.SpocksBeard.com/ http://www.HappyCoupons.com/ Coupons for your favourite stores ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 11 Mar 2001 14:59:58 +0100 From: "Mark Bredius" To: "The Mirror" , "Ytsejam" Subject: Derek Sherinian's "Inertia" Message-ID: <001201c0aa33$8f12c580$0100007f@localhost> > For samples, check out http://www.xplanetx.com/ Oops, make that http://www.dereksherinian.com/ Mark Bredius ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://www.TRANSATLANTICweb.com/ Double Live Album out in March Get a FREE new Marillion song at http://mp3.com/anoraknophobia/ http://www.DreamTheater.net/ Live DVD/VHS out on April 24, 2001 The Official Spock's Beard Website: http://www.SpocksBeard.com/ http://www.HappyCoupons.com/ Coupons for your favourite stores ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 5793 **************************