YTSEJAM Digest 5776 Today's Topics: 1) $200 by "Trevor Hoit" 2) Re: Freakin' English guns in the Kitchen by Andreas Skarin 3) Re: DVD order cancelled by Chris Oates 4) CDNOW, DT DVD by CyberDuke 5) Re: DVD order cancelled by Oddvar Lovaas 6) DC Cooper by Paul Ninnis 7) DT DVD #1 at CDNOW - where? by Luke Bateup 8) TransAtlantic boot material by CyberDuke 9) the sound of death by Joshua Rasiel 10) those bags by Joshua Rasiel 11) Re: Napster by "Dan McCormack" 12) RE: DT DVD #1 at CDNOW - where? by "Tim Detman" 13) Re: food (for thought) by "Dan McCormack" 14) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5775 by Scott Hansen 15) delay on DVD again :( by Scott Hansen 16) Related band stuff by "Paul Evans" 17) Re: TransAtlantic boot material by =?iso-8859-1?Q?Mauricio_Mart=EDnez?= 18) Re: DC Cooper by "Kez" 19) No DVD by David or Tammy Landis 20) RE: TransAtlantic boot material by "Nick Bogovich" 21) the N word by Jens Johansson 22) ... by "Dr. Mosh" 23) Re: ... by "Korg Ecksthrey" 24) Re: ... by Brad Plumb 25) Re: ... by "David Alderman" 26) Re: ... by Rick Audet 27) DVD delays by "John F. Fewer" 28) Re: ... by Andrew Coutermarsh 29) Re: ... by "Carlos A. Alfaro" 30) RE: YTSEJAM digest 5775 by Nathan Hudson 31) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5775 by "Dr. Mosh" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 11:15:17 -0800 From: "Trevor Hoit" To: Subject: $200 Message-ID: <002d01c09d03$cb66f980$message_id_removed> On a related tangent, there was a news story recently about someone who passed a phony US $200 bill. Since there is no real $200 bill made, the phony bill passer could not be charged with counterfitting. (Before anyone gets any bright ideas, he was charged with $200 worth of theft.) It was at a Dairy Queen and the order was for 2 dollars and change. The stupid cashier gave him $197 plus in change. I think the cashier should be charged with stupidity... trevor ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 20:36:31 +0100 From: Andreas Skarin To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Freakin' English guns in the Kitchen Message-ID: <3A956A3F.C5AF6049@sdts.nu> Chris Oates wrote: > While I personally feel that the second amendment is largely outdated (= i.e. > I support gun control in some forms) I still think the song's lyrics ar= e > stupid. :) I know that the issue is a lot more complex than "people w= ho > like guns like to shoot other people" but the song just takes the most > simplistic view, which just serves to make the songwriter look ignorant. You know what? I don't think he's all that interested in making a politic= al statement. I think the lyrics are supposed to be humorous, and humorous l= yrics often tend to be a tad less factual. Most people take it for what it is a= nd move on. Anyway, I thought all americans from the age of 3 carry at least= a 9 mm. ;o) -- Andreas Skarin Svenska Dream Theater-S=E4llskapet http://www.sdts.nu - mailto:sdts@sdts.nu ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 13:44:50 -0800 From: Chris Oates To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: DVD order cancelled Message-ID: At 10:08 AM 2/22/2001, you wrote: >Hey. Anyone fucking pissed because they got an email from CDNow about >their order of the DT DVD being cancelled because it is deleted from their >catalog?! I am! Strangely enough....I searched CDNow and it seems to >still be available although now it's backordered (it wasn't when I ordered >it) and it's only 20% off as opposed to the 30% off it was when I ordered >it. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Anyone know anything about this? Have you written/called CDNow explaining this? If you yell at them, they'll probably give it to you for the original price... Then again, a lot of e-companies haven't really caught on to the idea of real customer service yet, but it's worth a try. (You should probably not swear at them tho, that tends to make CS agents flip into "there's no making this guy happy" mode and you could end up with nothing) ~Chris the former Customer Service drone ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 23:27:36 +0100 From: CyberDuke To: Ytsejam Subject: CDNOW, DT DVD Message-ID: What the heck!!! ;( I got mail that the DVD is out of their catalog. > ... recently been deleted from our catalog and have been > cancelled from your order: > DREAM THEATER/METROPOLIS 2000: SCENES FROM NEW YORK (DVD) After this, when I clicked AGAIN the link on DT official site it FOUND the DVD, this time prize 1$ higher. So what is this, do they have it or not? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 22:33:03 +0100 From: Oddvar Lovaas To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: DVD order cancelled Message-ID: <0ce290836221621PCOW035M@blueyonder.co.uk> >>it. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Anyone know anything about this? >Have you written/called CDNow explaining this? I guess this is the reason: Here is a press release from Mike Portnoy about the upcoming "Metropolis 2000: Scenes From New York" DVD release: I am extremely sorry to announce that due to errors in the DVD authoring process, the release date of Metropolis 2000: Scenes From New York has once again been delayed to April 24th, 2001. I am furious over these errors which were out of my hands and I am just as disappointed as any of you in having to wait to share this great DVD with you all. I must stress that the delay has absolutely nothing to do with any errors or dissatisfaction on mine or the record company's behalf......they were stricly technical errors in the authoring process which forced me to pull the plug on production until the errors were corrected. I know what a disappointment this is, but it will be worth the wait when the product is finally released in April.....In the meantime to tide you over, keep an eye on dreamtheater.net in the coming weeks for an M2000 Trailer to give you all a sneak preview! Patiently, Mike Portnoy PS - A very special thanks to all the great, dedicated DT fans who pre-ordered the DVD and made it #1 at CDnow......We will let you know when it is available to pre-order once again! < flail - Oddvar Lovaas - http://www.oddvar.org/ - ICQ: 3253879 > ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 09:25:06 +1030 From: Paul Ninnis To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: DC Cooper Message-ID: <61BA286C6C56D11187B50000E83A13CB27E8EE@EDDIE> Anyone else really like DC Cooper's solo album? I think its absolutely awesome... also got his latest one with a new band called Silent Force, The Empire Of Future (a weird concept, concept album) not bad, but doesn't challenge him vocally enough. Amazing voice. He's also a guest on Explorer's Club with JLB and a Shadow Gallery CD. (Tyranny I think) Anyway, just trying to direct some communique back onto music, and give the %$*&#@ napster debate a rest or take it elsewhere. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 09:06:45 +1000 From: Luke Bateup To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: DT DVD #1 at CDNOW - where? Message-ID: Hello, Where on CDNOw can I find this list of bestsellers that confirms DT's DVD as being their #1? Luke. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 00:25:41 +0100 From: CyberDuke To: Ytsejam Subject: TransAtlantic boot material Message-ID: I DEMAND that an mp3 of the Shine On You Crazy Diamond is made and put on the LITS site!!! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 18:37:33 -0500 From: Joshua Rasiel To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: the sound of death Message-ID: >> Did you pick this username? There aren't enough consenants >> in your name already? Now it just looks demonic. >Yeah, and to top it off, the A and E are silent. :) > >- Chris "PTCK!" So in other words, your last name could best be described by the sound of a shuriken, landing 1 inch deep into a piece of wood, or perhaps the back of a skull. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 18:42:11 -0500 From: Joshua Rasiel To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: those bags Message-ID: cyberduke-nukem: >So dude, when is the anti-acid testing? you know i didn't even think of that. Maybe I could use coke. I read somewhere that if you just happen to submerge a car in coca-cola, it will strip the paint in like 30 minutes. anyone? verify? I just got transatlantic. It extremely rocks. Very old-school. the opening reminds me a lot of the cool part of starship troopers, and the whole thing has a PG genesis vibe to it. josh ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 18:53:52 -0500 From: "Dan McCormack" To: Subject: Re: Napster Message-ID: <009301c09d2a$b5700aa0$message_id_removed> ]From: Subject: Napster > Now, in the case of Napster, they are not directly "selling" > mp3s to the public. But they are selling the ability to get > mp3s of copyrighted material and have become a multi-million > dollar corporation in the process. So while money isn't being > exhanged at the point of sale, it is being exchanged > nevertheless and the artist, who's work is exploited in the > process, does not get to share in the wealth. That's wrong. what i want to know is where napster makes their money, under their current system. there are no built-in ads in the client, and no ads on the webpage either. the client is free for download. i have given them no money. how do they become a multi-million dollar corporation when they have no visible means of income? sure, they may have investors, but what do the investors hope to get out of their investment? this has puzzled me for the longest time. moo. *** END OF TRANSMISSION *** ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 19:03:06 -0800 From: "Tim Detman" To: Subject: RE: DT DVD #1 at CDNOW - where? Message-ID: http://www.cdnow.com/cgi-bin/mserver/SID=1679007069/pagename=/RP/MOVIES/mv_t op50.html/gid=200 look at it while its still there! > Where on CDNOw can I find this list of bestsellers that confirms DT's > DVD as being their #1? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 19:04:52 -0500 From: "Dan McCormack" To: Subject: Re: food (for thought) Message-ID: <00b501c09d2c$651e72b0$message_id_removed> > I gotta go Toast, then butter...ya just have to be quick to do it while > it's still hot as hell...and use a butter spread, not margarine, or some > kinda cheap-ass nasty butter that's gonna tear up the bread...talk about yup thats my feeling on the subject as well. > a buzz kill! Even worse than cinnamon toast...PB&J...peanut butter then > jelly, or jelly then peanut butter? And when ya eat the sandwich...which what, are you talking open-face sandwich or something? i put the PB on one slice of bread and the jelly on the other slice and then mush em together. you gotta take the PB side and put it on the jelly side cuz otherwise the jelly would get messy when you flipped it over. however, once they are safely locked together, the jelly and the peanut butter gracefully entwined in a fruity dance of love, i then flip it over one more time and eat it jelly side up. > goes towards the top? And does a TRUE DT dan carve a goofy little > majesty symbol in the peanut butter before they eat it? (or a seriously > obsessed DT fan) haha that is a good idea. i think i will now start carving a majesty symbol in everything i eat before i eat it. just to show true devotion. moo. *** END OF TRANSMISSION *** ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 16:18:06 -0800 From: Scott Hansen To: Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5775 Message-ID: > So how the hell DO you pronounce it Chris?? > ;) > > ----- Original Message ----- > ]From: Chris Ptacek >> >> Yeah, and to top it off, the A and E are silent. :) >> >> - Chris "PTCK!" >> "Paycheck" ;) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 16:19:42 -0800 From: Scott Hansen To: Subject: delay on DVD again :( Message-ID: on 2/22/01 11:02 AM, ytsejam@torchsong.com at ytsejam@torchsong.com wrote: > Hey. Anyone fucking pissed because they got an email from CDNow about their > order of the DT DVD being cancelled because it is deleted from their catalog?! > I am! Strangely enough....I searched CDNow and it seems to still be available > although now it's backordered (it wasn't when I ordered it) and it's only 20% > off as opposed to the 30% off it was when I ordered it. WHAT THE FUCK!!!! > Anyone know anything about this? Here's what I just received today from the UACM newsletter: Here is a press release from Mike Portnoy about the upcoming "Metropolis 2000: Scenes From New York" DVD release: I am extremely sorry to announce that due to errors in the DVD authoring process, the release date of Metropolis 2000: Scenes From New York has once again been delayed to April 24th, 2001. I am furious over these errors which were out of my hands and I am just as disappointed as any of you in having to wait to share this great DVD with you all. I must stress that the delay has absolutely nothing to do with any errors or dissatisfaction on mine or the record company's behalf......they were stricly technical errors in the authoring process which forced me to pull the plug on production until the errors were corrected. I know what a disappointment this is, but it will be worth the wait when the product is finally released in April.....In the meantime to tide you over, keep an eye on dreamtheater.net in the coming weeks for an M2000 Trailer to give you all a sneak preview! Patiently, Mike Portnoy PS - A very special thanks to all the great, dedicated DT fans who pre-ordered the DVD and made it #1 at CDnow......We will let you know when it is available to pre-order once again! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 16:50:17 -0800 From: "Paul Evans" To: Subject: Related band stuff Message-ID: <00da01c09d32$975e5000$message_id_removed> Hey all, Awhile back, Al the Progtologist brought up the overcompression of Ray Alder's voice on a track off of Disconnected. Anyway, I actually thought this was done for effect. Either way, I'm with Al, I wish they hadn't messed with the track that way. I'm noticing a similar harshness in places on Enchant's latest - in both the vocals and guitars. I've also noticed a "shrillness", for lack of better term, to Pain of Salvation's discs. Does anybody know if any of these guys record straight to digital? Apparently I'm too lazy to check the liner notes to see if they mention it. Paul ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 19:24:36 -0600 From: =?iso-8859-1?Q?Mauricio_Mart=EDnez?= To: Subject: Re: TransAtlantic boot material Message-ID: <002b01c09d37$68409940$message_id_removed.mx> I GODDAMN second that! :) Mauricio ----- Original Message ----- ]From: "CyberDuke" To: "Multiple recipients of list" Sent: Thursday, February 22, 2001 5:39 PM Subject: TransAtlantic boot material > > I DEMAND that an mp3 of the > Shine On You Crazy Diamond > is made and put on the LITS site!!! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 22:20:09 -0500 From: "Kez" To: Subject: Re: DC Cooper Message-ID: <002901c09d47$893eb180$message_id_removed> I absolutely love DC Cooper's solo album, AND the Silent Force. I also think his work with Royal Hunt was phenomenal. He's supposed to have another solo album out, maybe sometime this year, according to rumour. Kez aka FanBoy ----- Original Message ----- ]From: "Paul Ninnis" To: "Multiple recipients of list" Sent: Thursday, February 22, 2001 6:03 PM Subject: DC Cooper > > Anyone else really like DC Cooper's solo album? > I think its absolutely awesome... also got his > latest one with a new band called Silent Force, > The Empire Of Future (a weird concept, concept album) > not bad, but doesn't challenge him vocally enough. > Amazing voice. He's also a guest on Explorer's Club > with JLB and a Shadow Gallery CD. (Tyranny I think) > > Anyway, just trying to direct some communique back > onto music, and give the %$*&#@ napster debate a rest > or take it elsewhere. > ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 21:35:35 -0600 From: David or Tammy Landis To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: No DVD Message-ID: Ok, we can all wait another month. For what this band does for us, we'll be patient. Thanks for all your involvement with the project, as with all the projects Mike! Can you tell us when we could expect the christmas CD though? Hopefully it will come before the DVD? What about any news on LTE 3, Mullmuzzler or other projects? Ok, maybe it's hard to be patient. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 23:09:45 -0500 From: "Nick Bogovich" To: Subject: RE: TransAtlantic boot material Message-ID: It's coming, it's coming. Hold your horses. :) -bogie -.---.----..-.---.----..-.---.----..-.---.----..-.---.----..-.-- nick bogovich http://www.schliz.com/ you have been schlizzed -.---.----..-.---.----..-.---.----..-.---.----..-.---.----..-.-- -----Original Message----- ]From: CyberDuke [mailto:email_address_removed Sent: Thursday, February 22, 2001 6:39 PM To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: TransAtlantic boot material I DEMAND that an mp3 of the=20 Shine On You Crazy Diamond=20 is made and put on the LITS site!!! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 00:06:37 -0500 From: Jens Johansson To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: the N word Message-ID: <3.0.3.32.20010223000637.00ad9ba0@localhost> [Dan McCormack] > what i want to know is where napster makes their money, [ .. ] > sure, they may have investors, That's exactly it. > but what do the investors > hope to get out of their investment? this has puzzled me for the longest > time. moo. Alas, people like to gamble. If you care to be even more puzzled, then assume, for instance, that an esteemed professional of the investment community bet $10,000 on mp3.COM at its peak -- no doubt out of the kindness of his heart, to help unsigned bands worldwide earn enough money to pay for their smashed-up hotel rooms. That $10,000 worth of stock would be worth $312 today... [ Mp3.com was founded on the principle of registering the domain mp3.com -- precisely that, no more, no less. An 'M', a 'P', and a '3' plus a $50 check to Network Solutions. A company totally unencumbered by great ideas, patents, inventions or anything else smelling of the boring, obsolete, stolid "old economy". They raised $266,000,000 on the first day of trading, an amount comparable to the defense budget of Nigeria. Napster shares are not publicly traded. ] --- Jens. (http://www.panix.com/~jens/) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 22:44:20 -0800 From: "Dr. Mosh" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: ... Message-ID: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 23:49:59 -0700 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: Subject: Re: ... Message-ID: <001101c09d64$dac66760$fe4153d8@washburn> > ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 01:06:24 -0600 From: Brad Plumb To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: ... Message-ID: At 11:03 PM 2/22/01 -0800, you wrote: > > ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! > >YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. WHAT YOU SAY ! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 01:00:40 -0600 From: "David Alderman" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: ... Message-ID: <007e01c09d66$5563c200$0200000a@david> SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB! ----- Original Message ----- ]From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: "Multiple recipients of list" Sent: Friday, February 23, 2001 1:03 AM Subject: Re: ... > > > ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! > > YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. > ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 02:32:23 -0500 (EST) From: Rick Audet To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: ... Message-ID: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA HA . . . . On Thu, 22 Feb 2001, David Alderman wrote: > > SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB! > ----- Original Message ----- > ]From: "Korg Ecksthrey" > To: "Multiple recipients of list" > Sent: Friday, February 23, 2001 1:03 AM > Subject: Re: ... > > > > > > > ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! > > > > YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. > > > ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 04:28:33 -0330 From: "John F. Fewer" To: Subject: DVD delays Message-ID: <001901c09d6e$6b3dceb0$d24ba38e@wnserver> I guess the next delay will be to rename it Metropolis 2002...or maybe Metropolis XP LOL ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 08:14:04 -0500 (EST) From: Andrew Coutermarsh To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: ... Message-ID: > > ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! > > > > YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. > > WHAT YOU SAY !! MOVE 'ZIG.' FOR GREAT JUSTICE. ------------------------------------------------- Andrew Coutermarsh email_address_removed http://cout.dhs.org/ ------------------------------------------------- "Friends are people who'll help you move. REAL friends are people who'll help you move BODIES." ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 09:34:46 -0400 From: "Carlos A. Alfaro" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: ... Message-ID: Andrew Coutermarsh wrote: > > > ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! > > > > > > YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. > > > > WHAT YOU SAY !! > > MOVE 'ZIG.' FOR GREAT JUSTICE. > > I had no idea something awful was so popular.. Carlos A. Alfaro Internet Solutions, Inc P.O. Box 29742 San Juan, PR 00929 Tel(787) 281-6660 Fax (787) 281-7888 =============================== Internet Solutions, Inc. - Offering quality Internet products and services Access- Dedicated and dial-up, ISDN, Web Hosting, E-commerce, Networking ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 16:38:00 +0000 From: Nathan Hudson To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: RE: YTSEJAM digest 5775 Message-ID: Just sticking my nose in (hi guys I only contribute occasionally) but I felt compelled to raise this issue/rumour. Regarding tape trading Vs Napster thing - when you purchase a blank tape, isnt there a small duty that is paid to (some element of) the music industry (perhaps the major labels?) as a 'blank tape tax'? If so then tape trading should be looked upon in a slightly different light to Napster (even though there is great potential to steal songs using one of those old fashioned radio things - usually fitted with a convenient tape 'recorder' (key word) attached to it). Personally, I think that it would be nigh on impossible to determine a reliable distribution system for this 'tape tax' revenue but I just wanted to know if anyone else had heard this rumour. Cheers - Nathan 'inverted commas' J H ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 10:19:15 -0800 From: "Dr. Mosh" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5775 Message-ID: On Fri, Feb 23, 2001 at 09:21:59AM -0800, Nathan Hudson wrote: > > Just sticking my nose in (hi guys I only contribute occasionally) but I felt > compelled to raise this issue/rumour. Regarding tape trading Vs Napster > thing - when you purchase a blank tape, isnt there a small duty that is paid > to (some element of) the music industry (perhaps the major labels?) as a > 'blank tape tax'? That was true for digital tape media such as DAT. I don't know if you actually still pay for that nowadays since DAT is a pretty much non-mainstream these days, and that is largely because of the RIAA and record companies. They took a format which they saw as a major threat and taxed it to obscurity. -The Doc ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 5776 **************************