YTSEJAM Digest 5708 Today's Topics: 1) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5705 by "M P" 2) Platypus and cd organization by "M P" 3) Thanks & stuff by "Stephen Gervois" 4) Top 5 albums poll by "Gallop, Neil" 5) Re: Top 5 of 2000 by "Phil Carter" 6) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5707 by email_address_removed 7) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5707 by "Carlos A. Alfaro" 8) Re: NEW PETRUCCI/RUDESS CD by email_address_removed 9) GROW YOUR PENIS!!! by Kurt M Hampton 10) Re: NEW PETRUCCI/RUDESS CD by "Carlos A. Alfaro" 11) Re: Super Sex Pill with no side effects!! by Brian Hansen 12) For That Special Angel by email_address_removed 13) RE: NEW PETRUCCI/RUDESS CD by "Souter, Jan-Michael" 14) RE: NEW PETRUCCI/RUDESS CD by "Souter, Jan-Michael" 15) Bride Adorned... by email_address_removed (Steve Chew) 16) Re: GROW YOUR PENIS!!! by "Korg Ecksthrey" 17) Re: Super Sex Pill with no side effects!! by "Korg Ecksthrey" 18) Re: GROW YOUR PENIS!!! by "Christopher Frick" 19) Samples by CyberDuke 20) Hello, Nurse! by "Korg Ecksthrey" 21) music makes me happy and smile ya ya by "gloom gloom" 22) Re: Samples by Chris Oates ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 02:19:13 -0500 From: "M P" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5705 Message-ID: >From: "Neil Evans" >Subject: Classic Jam Excerpts >#2: (Lamenting the loss of Charlie Dominici on vox! [Jonas Peterson]) > >Ok Charlie didn't have the same power in his voice that James has, but at > >least he sounded special. He made the music sound like what we think DT > >should be all about, symphonic metal. When you hear James sing "Killing >Hand" > >on LATM, you want to weep in your bed. His terrible high screams totally > >eliminates all the emotions that Charlie brought into the song. What emotion? Listening to Charlie botch "I laugh at what I've done" is taking the lowest moment of the tune, but I don't hear him adding highlights. James goes wild on this piece - too wild, yes, but he doesn't sound wooden. And if you listen through the horrible production, Charlie is screaming at the end too ;) Mr. Portnoy has said that Charlie did a good Beatles sing, and you can hear this on Golden Slumbers. But the only spot I prefer him over LaBrie is on OAMOT, and Charlie probably had far more prep time to handle "A father's Benediction" than James was given D/JAJUID _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 02:32:08 -0500 From: "M P" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Platypus and cd organization Message-ID: >From: "Rahul Ananda (Volt)" >Subject: Old school crap >Cripes. Being pretty much a career lurker, it's been interesting to see >some of this stuff from 1994. I even remember some of these names. Hugh, oddly enough ;) >From: "Tim Detman" >Subject: PLATYPUS no more??! >According to TyTabor.com, PLATYPUS has split up into two seperate projects. shades of Yes, anyone? And how does D organize cds? Shove them into the cabinet, rubber-band the doors and say a prayer to the gods of latex that they remain trapped! D/JAJUID: has toooooo many cds NP: Il Balletto di Bronzo "Ys", Devil Doll "Dies Irae" reissue soon. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 11:23:09 +0100 From: "Stephen Gervois" To: Subject: Thanks & stuff Message-ID: <00d501c06b38$04bfe780$3cff9f0a@pc60> Coming out of lurking mode now that I have the Jam on the right mail ;-P (Thanks to all that helped) I saw a while back someone asking what we all (lurkers & all) like in DT... Here's my contribution : A really cool guitarist I played with when I was younger took me home in his car every time we finished playing together. An I&W tape was on and endless loop in that car and after hundreds of thousands of times listening to that (eventually) worn down tape, I found (as we all have) that : * Nothing is richer then that music. * I realised that there was no flaw in the music (melody, technical, transitions, timing, freshness, ect, ect, ect). * That all were "out of this world" musicians. * ect... ect... But I said to myself "a lot of groups bring out masterpieces and then go downhill" ... ... until "Awake" came, and they have surprised me zillions of times since. By the way I still listen to I&W much too much for my health, do you now a lot of groups "who can do that to you" with all their studio albums ? I know of only one : DT I'll stop now or end up with a 7 mile long mail ;-) I just hope DT will musically rock me for the next centry (at least). FrancoIrishCycoDreamer PS : Thanks to DT...... I'm in debt ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 16:22:12 +0100 From: "Gallop, Neil" To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" Subject: Top 5 albums poll Message-ID: Hi all just a quick reminder to get the lists with your top 5 albums of 2000 to me as soon as possible. Any albums in the lists that didn't come out in 2000 will be removed by me, so don't worry about that point. Send the list in order and to my personal address (not to the list address). There is a good fight going on for the top spot at the moment, so your vote could really count. And remember - to you, it's just a six pack, but to me it's group therapy. stay safe and happy listening Neil Gallop (email_address_removed) Currently playing: SKYCLAD - Folkemon ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 10:40:06 -0500 From: "Phil Carter" To: Scenes From a Ytse Subject: Re: Top 5 of 2000 Message-ID: Greetings ye 'jamanoids... Brian H. wants to know: >Who was collecting the Top 5 of 2000 votes? Is there a >list of Y2K candidates you can post? >---- >Yep, I'm lazy and can't remember what was released >this year...except for: Fates, PoS, SB, SX, TransA, >PerfectC, SteelyD, Sade... Neil Gallop is collecting 'em (as he has for the past several years, if memory serves me). Reach 'im at email_address_removed . Posting a list of candidates would definitely fail the "no top 10 lists" requirement. :) Just figure out which of the new discs you bought this year are your favorites. Hell, the problem I had was limiting it to a top 5 only. cheers, Phil ================================================ Phil Carter -- email_address_removed -- 770-424-2525 ext. 207 Visit http://www.usefulware.com/ for ConnectionMagic for ISPs "I should never have written all those tank programs." -- Kevin Flynn, "Tron" ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 10:51:25 EST From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5707 Message-ID: brian, in your post you mentioned bands with the intitials SB, SX, and PoS. i am dumb and dont know what youre talking about. please enlighten me. thanks! jonathan ps: i havent been on here for awhile. why is there an abundance of spam? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 12:16:08 -0400 From: "Carlos A. Alfaro" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5707 Message-ID: Spocks Beard Symphony X Pain of Salvation all of them worth checking out, specially the first and last.. email_address_removed wrote: > brian, > in your post you mentioned bands with the intitials SB, SX, and PoS. i am > dumb and dont know what youre talking about. please enlighten me. thanks! > jonathan > ps: i havent been on here for awhile. why is there an abundance of spam? -- Carlos A. Alfaro Internet Solutions, Inc P.O. Box 29742 San Juan, PR 00929 Tel(787) 281-6660 Fax (787) 281-7888 =============================== Internet Solutions, Inc. - Offering quality Internet products and services Access- Dedicated and dial-up, ISDN, Web Hosting, E-commerce, Networking ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 12:18:53 EST From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: NEW PETRUCCI/RUDESS CD Message-ID: >< What some people might not be realizing is that a few parts of that concert were previously released on Magna Carta... particularly Hourglass and State of Grace. >< What CD is this? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 11:20:53 -0600 From: Kurt M Hampton To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: GROW YOUR PENIS!!! Message-ID: Hey! Now you can GROW your penis to any desired legnth with the Exaggerator Miracle Grow system (patent pending) Yuo can start with any tiny shriveled up piece of skin and become a stud! Just fill out the form: Name______________________________ Address____________________________ City___________________State_____Zip_______ Amount of sex you have had in the past year____________________ Amount youve masturbated in the past 6 months___________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ __________________ Please check product desired: Big ______ $499.95 Tall ______ $499.95 Big and Tall ________ $899.95 (save 100 dollars Wow!) Korg size ______ $1.99 Sorry on visa and MC acceptated, No COD's, no cash, no check or money order either. We don't even know why we sent this to your list, probably just to piss you guys aff and make you lose subscribers. Actually Blind Melon fans (us) are behind this whole thing. That incident a long time agao has come back to haunt you you glam rock fuckers. Someone pull up a jam from that. Kurtx3 loves Spam. ytsekurt on AOL instant messenger Trade page-www.geocities.com/kurt_labrie/Startpage.html "So do me a favor...f*ck off"-James Labrie 11-18-94 Houston "Sut the f*ck up. Ill come down there and kick yer f*ckin ass" -James Labrie 4/16/97 Holland ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 13:36:14 -0400 From: "Carlos A. Alfaro" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: NEW PETRUCCI/RUDESS CD Message-ID: Now that we know that the retail cd is not the whole show...are we going to see bootlegs of the other songs distribuited? What do you guys think.. email_address_removed wrote: > >< What some people might not be realizing is that a few parts of that > concert were previously released on Magna Carta... particularly Hourglass and > State of Grace. >< > > What CD is this? -- Carlos A. Alfaro Internet Solutions, Inc P.O. Box 29742 San Juan, PR 00929 Tel(787) 281-6660 Fax (787) 281-7888 =============================== Internet Solutions, Inc. - Offering quality Internet products and services Access- Dedicated and dial-up, ISDN, Web Hosting, E-commerce, Networking ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 10:05:59 -0800 (PST) From: Brian Hansen To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Super Sex Pill with no side effects!! Message-ID: "Korg Ecksthrey" inquired: >> Subject: Super Sex Pill with no side effects!! > Do this pills work solosexually? I'm sorry Korg, but it looks like "solo-sex" will be your only option for quite a while. 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I like that. > -----Original Message----- > From: Carlos A. Alfaro [SMTP:email_address_removed > Sent: Thursday, December 21, 2000 11:50 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list > Subject: Re: NEW PETRUCCI/RUDESS CD > > > Now that we know that the retail cd is not the whole show...are we going > to see > bootlegs of the other songs distribuited? What do you guys think.. > > > email_address_removed wrote: > > > >< What some people might not be realizing is that a few parts of that > > concert were previously released on Magna Carta... particularly > Hourglass and > > State of Grace. >< > > > > What CD is this? > > -- > > > > > > Carlos A. Alfaro > Internet Solutions, Inc > P.O. Box 29742 > San Juan, PR 00929 > Tel(787) 281-6660 Fax (787) 281-7888 > =============================== > Internet Solutions, Inc. - Offering quality Internet products and services > Access- Dedicated and dial-up, ISDN, Web Hosting, E-commerce, Networking > ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 13:27:42 -0600 From: "Souter, Jan-Michael" To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" Subject: RE: NEW PETRUCCI/RUDESS CD Message-ID: <74ACE5A6CB89D3119E6F00609720274A037D1091@ISDCRE00> That would be called Liquid Tension Experiment......... I'm sure you've heard of it or may even own it :) > -----Original Message----- > From: email_address_removed [SMTP:email_address_removed > Sent: Thursday, December 21, 2000 11:28 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list > Subject: Re: NEW PETRUCCI/RUDESS CD > > > >< What some people might not be realizing is that a few parts of that > concert were previously released on Magna Carta... particularly Hourglass > and > State of Grace. >< > > What CD is this? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 15:02:41 -0500 (EST) From: email_address_removed (Steve Chew) To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Bride Adorned... Message-ID: Re: Bride Adorned band > >top quality prog and great orchestrated chorus/vocal lines. >and get this...its not even over done. >usually symphonic/orchestral metal is not my cup of tea. not to mention >many other prog fans. but the group just makes it seems so >.well...FRESH. >its that excitement that makes it seem like an excellent experience each >and every listen. > >check em out. http://brideadorned.cjb.net/ > I tried listening to their MP3 samples at the web page listed above but on both machines that I tried it on the sound was just garbled. I tried playing them with Winamp, Real-audio player and the MS Media Player but they all had the same problem. What player did you use to listen to those MP3s? And did you have to download any special codecs or anything? Thanks. Steve ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 17:50:17 -0700 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: Subject: Re: GROW YOUR PENIS!!! Message-ID: <001c01c06bb1$2b84f0d0$bf0d84d0@default> > Korg size ______ $1.99 Kit includes: One rubber band. One standard sewing needle. One roll dental floss. A butterknife. -- KorgX3 has a small penis and hopes that you do, too. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 17:54:25 -0700 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: Subject: Re: Super Sex Pill with no side effects!! Message-ID: <003401c06bb1$c1a40830$bf0d84d0@default> > need to attend Temple regularly, wear secret underwear > (no more crotchless panties), and pass a minimum sperm ROFLMAO!!! Don't forget to mention that having mentally retarded children in my area has its perks. You can sell them to Deseret Industries for quite a bundle. Not to mention the fat little check the state sends you every month. Oops. Someone forgot to flush the gene toilet! -- KorgX3 is wearing his asbestos crotchless panties. :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 19:29:13 -0600 From: "Christopher Frick" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: GROW YOUR PENIS!!! Message-ID: >> > Korg size ______ $1.99 Kit includes: One rubber band. One standard sewing needle. One roll dental floss. A butterknife. << Um, I thought that we were trying to make the thing bigger, not scare it into hiding! What the rubber band and dental floss are for, I know not, but it might be worth looking into.-) The needle and knife, however, are not the usual operating tools used during an addadictomy. Unless, you use the rubber band to stop blood flow, cut it open with the knife, put the knife in it (making it, well, longer, although slightly misshapen), sew it up with the needle and floss, and then take off the rubber band. That could hurt, however, and there is no general anesthetic included in the kit. Imagine your girlfriend coming into your living room, and there you are, passed out on the floor, with a butterknife halfway inserted into your penis. When she finally got you to the ER, the doctors would just laugh at you. You would die of blood loss, and be made fun of forever, because no one would know what you were doing. I'm thoroughly scared now. Maybe we should all make fun of the rest of the spam that comes in (although I don't know which is from the Jam and which is just reg'lar spam, because I'm on Bounce mode, and both the Jam and my spam go to my Bulk Mail). It would give us something to talk about, and at least one person here would get a good laugh at least once a day. Now playing: Bobby Rock - "Frankenstein" Friction...is suddenly very happy with the size of his penis. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2000 03:11:56 +0100 From: CyberDuke To: Ytsejam Subject: Samples Message-ID: Yo. I need some samples so can anyone send 'em to me if in possesion of such? I need samples of Church Bell and longer sample of wind (aprox. 1 minute) I'm sure there is somewhere a database of various samples, any idea where? Thank you. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 20:10:17 -0700 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: Subject: Hello, Nurse! Message-ID: <001f01c06bc4$bbe87670$515892d0@default> It's simple, really. The rubber band is used as a tourniquet, obviously. If it's a Korg size penis you're looking for, you're not looking at an enlargement by any means. :D Of course, due to high costs, butterknifes are now being replaced with KFC plastic sporks. Be careful! -- KorgX3 introduces you to Nurse Bobbit. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 21:53:58 -0600 From: "gloom gloom" To: "ytsejam" Subject: music makes me happy and smile ya ya Message-ID: <000801c06bca$d0493b80$message_id_removed> Hello. I am sorry I neglected you all :( I keep forgetting I started this project about a week or two back, the Anada Music Project. You can read the page about it at http://anada.net/music.html but it's basically a huge banal collaboration of all sorts of noise and beautiful stuff combined into a cacophanous blast of evil that probably shouldn't be allowed to be available to the public. Anyway I probably should've asked y'all FIRST since I know there are plenty of musicians here and around. If you're interested, we want you! I've got a few contributions already, but the more I get, the faster the site goes live. I am watching the Facts of Life right now and they just formed a band with Blair on the drums. They are singing a song called "Bad Girls In Trouble." I so wish I had this on the site. Tooty is a rad keyboard player, move over Rudess. --summer/phairgirl `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' aNAda e'zine: http://anada.net crazy triangles: http://crazytriangle.com e-mail: email_address_removed AIM: demonicpikachu ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 22:37:14 -0800 From: Chris Oates To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Samples Message-ID: At 06:20 PM 12/21/2000, you wrote: >Yo. >I need some samples so can anyone send 'em to me if in possesion of >such? One stool sample, on its way... >I need samples of Church Bell and longer sample of wind (aprox. 1 >minute) >I'm sure there is somewhere a database of various samples, any idea >where? Oh, THAT kind of sample. Just about any recent general keyboard or sound module should have both (by general I mean not something that only does hip-hop drums or Hammond organs or such) You can also make a wind sound by applying filters to white noise. I'm assuming you've got some kind of sound editing software, yes? Play with it enough and you can probably get something. Or, you can try http://www.synthzone.com/sampling.htm -- bunch of links to some free sample libraries. I've never searched through it, but it may have something. ~Chris ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 5708 **************************