YTSEJAM Digest 5706 Today's Topics: 1) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5705 by "Adam N. Yarter" 2) I hate you Andrew ! :-P by "Gilberto Bressan Junior" 3) A witty, confusing reply to something that Carlos said by "Christopher Frick" 4) This is how I organise my CDs by Graham Borland 5) Re: I hate you Andrew ! :-P by "HJ Rivera" 6) RE: JP/JR cd SPOILER by "Souter, Jan-Michael" 7) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5704 by Dave Barnett 8) DT Font... by email_address_removed (Steve Chew) 9) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5705 by Kurt M Hampton 10) re: Nostalgia by Brian Hansen 11) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5705 by robert cox 12) Mailing List by "Souter, Jan-Michael" 13) More Korg stuff (short) by "Christopher Frick" 14) cash resolution 32618 by email_address_removed 15) GATHERING COOKIES NDTC by "Trevor Hoit" 16) Re: Old Ytsejam Digests... by email_address_removed (Steve Chew) 17) Call 1-800-Hugh by "Metzger, Mark" 18) Old school crap by "Rahul Ananda (Volt)" 19) Re: This is how I organise my CDs by Chris Oates 20) Re: Old Ytsejam Digests... by Chris Oates 21) PLATYPUS no more??! by "Tim Detman" 22) subscription by "Stephen Gervois" 23) MAKE WINDOWS MUCH MORE RELIABLE!!!! by email_address_removed 24) Increase Sales w/Credit Cards + NO Set Up Fee !! by annielou@netcore.co.jp ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 03:33:13 -0800 From: "Adam N. Yarter" To: Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5705 Message-ID: <000701c069af$7ae07ea0$917879a5@adamyart> > .yadot eikooc a esle enoyreve evig dluohs enoyreve skniht...noitcirF Why nto just eat the cookie that you would give someone else? =) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 10:46:58 -0200 From: "Gilberto Bressan Junior" To: Subject: I hate you Andrew ! :-P Message-ID: <00fc01c069b9$c73ffe60$de5cbcc8@desk> > 16) DT Logo Font > by Andrew Coutermarsh After spending 3 months doing a DT font for my site www.dreamtheater.com.br - that will be up tomorrow or later), now you put one :-P did I say that I hate you ? :-P c-ya Gilberto, the one who hates the word glyph... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 07:19:59 -0600 From: "Christopher Frick" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: A witty, confusing reply to something that Carlos said Message-ID: "Carlos A. Alfaro" sed: >>You have too much time on your hands dude..<< I have no time for a big 'un, so I'll just say this: Yes, I do. Except I don't. Or do I? _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: 19 Dec 2000 13:29:32 +0000 From: Graham Borland To: Ytsejam Subject: This is how I organise my CDs Message-ID: This is how I organise my CDs. I have a mantlepiece thing above an old empty fireplace. I say "empty", but actually it's full of ashes and dust that keeps falling down the chimney. So I just keep all that crap hidden behind one side of a large cardboard box which I have jammed into the space where the fire would have been; but I still get frightened at night sometimes, when a big lump of crap falls down the chimney and wakes me up. (This is in my bedroom, you see.) Anyway, back to the mantlepiece. In the centre of the mantlepiece, I have a small mirror which I use to make myself look beautiful in the mornings. On the right, I have some bottles of whisky and other spirits which I have received as gifts, next to some aftershave and other toiletries. On the left, however, is where I keep my CDs. I have approximately 255 at the moment. In fact, I have *exactly* 255 at the moment. The full listing is at http://www.ytse.freeserve.co.uk/ if anyone's interested. The left side of my mantlepiece is just wide enough to hold six individual stacks of CDs. They are all of the same approximate height. They are not ordered. Whenever I want to listen to a CD, I hunt through the pile to find it. And when I'm done, it goes back on the top of whichever stack is shortest. This self-regulating mechanism has one advantage: the CDs I like the most, and which I listen to the most, are always near the top of one of the stacks. Beautiful. Neal Morse's Christmas album is steadily working its way down towards the bottom of stack 2. Yuck. -- Graham Borland Picsel Technologies Ltd email_address_removed Glasgow, Scotland ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 08:53:00 -0500 From: "HJ Rivera" To: Subject: Re: I hate you Andrew ! :-P Message-ID: <005c01c069c3$00268ec0$message_id_removed> Gilberto - wow! Don't hate Andrew too much - he only came up with enough letters to spell Dream Theater - it seems you did the whole darn alphabet! That totally rules. Please share it with us :) joe NP: Glyph > > 16) DT Logo Font > > by Andrew Coutermarsh > > After spending 3 months doing a DT font for my site > www.dreamtheater.com.br - that will be up tomorrow or later), now you put > one :-P > > did I say that I hate you ? :-P ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 08:14:16 -0600 From: "Souter, Jan-Michael" To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" Subject: RE: JP/JR cd SPOILER Message-ID: <74ACE5A6CB89D3119E6F00609720274A037D0FF3@ISDCRE00> Yep. And for the fans that want more, they can seek out the MP3's that contain the -entire- show.. Definitely something for the completest. Buy the CD and support the guys! > -----Original Message----- > From: Kurt M Hampton [SMTP:email_address_removed > Sent: Monday, December 18, 2000 3:57 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list > Subject: JP/JR cd SPOILER > > > hey, > to disappoint some of you guys, its only 1 disc here the track listing : > > Furia Taurina (formerly untitled) > truth > fife and drum > hang 11 > from within > in the moment > black ice > > Im wondering if black ice is a tribute to what supposedly killed Mr Cliff > Burton. > > of course if you are whining about the # of tracks, consider this. no > song is under 5 min. 2 are under 7 min and 5 are over 8 min. > > Now figure that out. > > Kurt > > > ytsekurt on AOL instant messenger > Trade page-www.geocities.com/kurt_labrie/Startpage.html > "So do me a favor...f*ck off"-James Labrie 11-18-94 Houston > "Sut the f*ck up. Ill come down there and kick yer f*ckin ass" > -James Labrie 4/16/97 Holland > > ________________________________________________________________ > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 18:30:52 +0200 From: Dave Barnett To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5704 Message-ID: <3A3F8D3C.6B6A1825@otenet.gr> Once a again, I am asking that you remove my address from your mass mailing list. I do not know how you got it. I don't even care. PLEASE STOP SENDING ME YOUR INFORMATION. It does not deal with what I am interested in. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 13:20:11 -0500 (EST) From: email_address_removed (Steve Chew) To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Cc: email_address_removed Subject: DT Font... Message-ID: > >A lot of people have asked in the past about a DT logo font, but nobody >has ever bothered to make one, save for the "Flexure" font that looks like >Strom Thorgeson's DT logos from FII and OiaLT. > >Well, now there is a font for those who want to write with the "classic" >DT logo! I wanted to post this a few days ago, when I first created it, >but I wanted to wait until I got permission from the band (in the single- >person form of Mike Portnoy) before I made it publicly available. But now >I've gotten permission and I'm letting people grab it. > >The thing about this font is that you have to type "Dream TheAtER" in >order to get it to look right. Also, I decided to include the Majesty >symbol in the font set as well, which you can see by typing the Y key! > >You can download it at http://cout.dhs.org/dtlogofont.zip in a ZIP file. >There is a README file that discusses how to use the font and how to >install it (at least, how to install it on a PC). Enjoy! > Damn, now that's cool! Great work Andrew! I wonder how my boss will like my status reports in DT-font from now on. It's going to be interesting writing status reports with only the letters adehmr and t... oh, and Y. Steve ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 11:36:22 -0600 From: Kurt M Hampton To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5705 Message-ID: wow gotta love old ytse quotes. I especially enjoyed the one about Met 2, I updated my page (dt shows only) I added 16 shows to my list, no reviews or sets yet. I have some oter band and videos to add also. plus my vcr works now so you know what that means (back to the pornos) Kurt ytsekurt on AOL instant messenger Trade page-www.geocities.com/kurt_labrie/Startpage.html "So do me a favor...f*ck off"-James Labrie 11-18-94 Houston "Sut the f*ck up. Ill come down there and kick yer f*ckin ass" -James Labrie 4/16/97 Holland ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 10:10:19 -0800 (PST) From: Brian Hansen To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: re: Nostalgia Message-ID: Now that we're on memory lane, who can forget the classic post that effectively ended the "KM vs DS" and the "hootenanny" debates. ]From YTSEJAM digest 4149 and the keyboard of Nicky Lemons himself: > I am a 100% Rock n Roll keyboard player who loves to play a lot of notes. I also love to play with the women !!!!! Those of you who think I am a homo or poser...jokes on you!! because while you are wasting time writing about me....I'm living my dream on a daily basis meeting beautiful women across the world....not to mention play with one of the best bands in the world!!! < __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 10:55:13 -0800 (PST) From: robert cox To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5705 Message-ID: i'm glad i got so much response to my question (like 2 people)... anyways, i just thought i would say that my favorite thing about dream theater is their modesty, they have massive amounts of talent, but still retain most of their modesty (especially john myung) -robert robert is wearing a coat made of cute little dead bunnies. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! 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------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 15:08:41 -0800 From: "Trevor Hoit" To: "'Ytsejam'" Subject: GATHERING COOKIES NDTC Message-ID: <000001c06a10$a2a72d60$message_id_removed> Does anyone like The Gathering AND growling cookie monster vocals? I have a copy of The Gathering-Always that I would gladly trade for How to Measure a Planet or If Then Else....any takers? :) Trevor W. Hoit ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 19:36:43 -0500 (EST) From: email_address_removed (Steve Chew) To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Old Ytsejam Digests... Message-ID: > >> I've put up the digests 320-1699 on the web at: >>http://interzone.com/Music/Ytsejam/ytsejam/date.html > >> Let me know if you can read them there. I'll work on using >>glimpse on them this week. I'll also try to put up some newer digests >>that I have. > >ok ! i checked it last night and it works ! thanks again! > Hi, I've created a new and improved version of the Ytsejam Digest Archive. It now has a lot more digests and, even better, has a way to search the digests for the information you want. So, if you want to read about Ben Laussade's silly escapades on the Jam from the mid-nineties then you can just type his name into the search engine and it will pull up all the digests containing "laussade". The search engine isn't particularly fast, but it works pretty well as long as you use words that aren't used in every digest (eg. ytsejam). Unfortunately, I'm missing quite a few digests so if any of you out there have any archives of the Ytsejam in standard Unix mailbox format, let me know and we can fill in the archive. Enjoy! Oh, it's also at a new URL: http://www.interzone.com/Music/Ytsejam Steve -- Steve Chew - email_address_removed - http://www.interzone.com "I think that we should be men first, and subjects afterward. It is not desirable to cultivate a respect for the law, so much as for the right." -- Henry David Thoreau "Civil Disobedience" ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 19:23:55 -0500 From: "Metzger, Mark" To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" Subject: Call 1-800-Hugh Message-ID: >> There's another blast from the past. "Hugh" :) The REALLY FUNNY thing is that I have now registered a phone number in Hugh's full and glorious name. Call information and ask for Hugh G. Rection in Burlington Mass (helpful hint, the a/c is 781). You get a disgusted lady telling you that you are pond scum and then she finds that there is a number. The best one was when the One Touch phone company made one of those unsolicited calls and wanted to "reach out to" Hugh G. Rection. That was entirely the most funny three minutes of my life until the dude caught on. Who says that gutter humor has to die when you get past 12 years of age .... Cheers !! Hugh "Tower of ivory I say, house of Gold. How can a woman be a tower of ivory and a house of gold." ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 16:42:01 -0800 From: "Rahul Ananda (Volt)" To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" Subject: Old school crap Message-ID: Cripes. Being pretty much a career lurker, it's been interesting to see some of this stuff from 1994. To throw a few more names into the fray, whatever happened to that bastard sonuvabitch Michael Coghlan? Perhaps he found God. Or Fire and Ice for that matter. The two Andrew Martins? Charone? Heather the Dragon, not Jaime the Dragon (who posted recently, I believe). Rick Terry? Rudy Van blahblahblah(UdAZ). I can't believe the number of frequent posters/IRC users that aren't around anymore, just like I can't believe those who are still here. OK. I'm done now. -Rahul Ananda- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 17:14:32 -0800 From: Chris Oates To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: This is how I organise my CDs Message-ID: At 05:38 AM 12/19/2000, you wrote: >Anyway, back to the mantlepiece. In the centre of the mantlepiece, I >have a small mirror which I use to make myself look beautiful in the >mornings. On the right, I have some bottles of whisky and other >spirits which I have received as gifts . and which contribute to the effect of making me look beautiful. Sorry, couldn't resist. ~Chris ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 17:23:45 -0800 From: Chris Oates To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Old Ytsejam Digests... Message-ID: I hope somebody can get you the older digests (I know I can't) One thing: When you do a search, the return has the subject line and date, but the date always seems to be today's date. Is that because of the upload date? Is there any way you can change that to the jam date? Otherwise, all 500+ jams seem to be from today. I know we talk a lot, but not THAT much. ~Chris ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 22:17:28 -0500 From: "Tim Detman" To: Subject: PLATYPUS no more??! Message-ID: -this excerpt was on hardradio.com: According to TyTabor.com, PLATYPUS has split up into two seperate projects. Between December 2nd and December 10th Ty Tabor, John Myung and Rod Morgenstein were at the Milbrook Recording Studios to record a new album. There is no word yet as to what the project will be called, but it'll no longer be Platypus. Apparently, the new material will be more heavy and guitar-driven than both of the Platypus albums. The new album should be ready for release in Spring 2001. The other project will feature Ty Tabor of KING'S X and Derek Sherinian of PLANET X. Rumour has it that they will be joined by Gregg and Matt Bissonette if scheduling works out. 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