YTSEJAM Digest 5702

Today's Topics:

  1) No pubes yet. Fucking slow ass biological clock.
 by email_address_removed
  2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5699
 by "Wes Foll" <email_address_removed>
  3) Re: Krog's CD organizing
 by Scott Hansen <email_address_removed>
  4) Re: Krog's CD organizing
 by Chris Oates <email_address_removed>
  5) My new Sig MWHAHAHAHAHA
 by Kurt M Hampton <email_address_removed>
  6) Re: cd organization....
 by Kurt M Hampton <email_address_removed>
  7) Re: CD organization
 by "Mariano Gil" <email_address_removed>
  8) Highest Payout Casino On The Net!!                         13222
 by email_address_removed
  9) Re: cd organization....
 by Chris Oates <email_address_removed>
 10) Dweezil Zappa's new album
 by Alan Estrada <email_address_removed>
 11) RE: Ruling the world
 by "Mariano Gil" <email_address_removed>
 12) Comments about the Flower Kings concert in Monterrey, MExico
 by Alan Estrada <email_address_removed>

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Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 21:59:44 EST
From: email_address_removed
To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
Subject: No pubes yet. Fucking slow ass biological clock.
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


Hi.

You can all stop rummaging around in your junk drawers for old Jams. BKirk 
hooked me up big time. <Milli Vanilli flying high-five>

I made Paul say "Aieeeeeeee!" Toss some 'props' my way.  I'll be 19 in five 
days or so. Big one niner. The age at which...nothing happens! I'm all in 
college and shit though. Music composition major at the University of Texas 
at Austin. They let me graduate from high school. I got a drivers license at 
one point. I even got kissed by a girl. She had a beard, twelve toes, and was 
into Queensryche, but I'm not one to be picky. Wait. People don't make fun of 
Queensryche here. Only in the real world. :)

But seriously, I have a girlfriend. Mind you we've never met, it's an 
e-relationship. And don't make fun, I'm in e-love. She's beautiful, 
brilliant...not to mention a great sense of humor. For instance, the picture 
she sent to me was of her when she dressed up as a balding 40-something 
ex-convict for Halloween. I laughed for days about that one. 

I dropped out of the Dream Theater world a few years back. Wasn't too down 
with Falling into Infinity, but the artist formerly known as one Ripped Zero 
mentioned that the new one (member when Metropolis Pt. 2 was only a fond 
daydream?) was actually relatively cool. So I picked it up. And it was. 

I'm having all sorts of flashbacks lately. I'm in the midst of reading a 
veritable tome of ancient Ytsejam history. So many acrononyms I had 
forgotten. YKYADTF.....ouch.

Anyway. Paul. Hey. :) Drop me an email with what you've been up to. Or post 
it. I'm sure everyone would love to know about what you're doing nowadays. 

And I can't believe you didn't love my DT inspired short stories. I poured my 
heart and soul into those. Tactless bastard. 


Monkeyboy



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Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 20:27:50 -0800
From: "Wes Foll" <email_address_removed>
To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5699
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


>robert wrote:
>i just thought i would try something to get all of the
>lurkers (like me) out and talking, why doesn't
>everyone tell everyone else what their favorite thing
>about dream theater is.

>-robert

Okay, since I fall under the category of lurker these days, I think I'll 
chime in here. 8-)

I'd have to say that my favorite thing about DT is their music.  8-)

Who agrees with me?  I mean, sure, you've got the up-to-the-minute fashion 
knowledge you can get from them, but I think I'd have to say it's the music 
that does it for me.
Okay,

Lurk Mode = ON
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Wesley Foll, Geology B.S., Loma Linda University
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Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 23:09:16 -0800
From: Scott Hansen <email_address_removed>
To: <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
Subject: Re: Krog's CD organizing
Message-ID: <B660551C.13A8%message_id_removed>


on 12/15/00 6:17 PM, ytsejam@torchsong.com at ytsejam@torchsong.com wrote:

Krog sed:
> Yeah, I do.  I sort my CD's alphabetically by artist/band name.  Then, just
> to show how wacky I am, I sort the albums, by artist, in chronological
> order.  Studio releases first, then singles, then live/bootleg albums.
> Crazy shit, eh? ;)

Whoa! Me and Krog have something in common? This is SCARY! I have mine set
up the same exact way, although my 4 favorite bands (Dream Theater, Rush,
Queensryche and Pain of Salvation) are first in my collection....so I guess
maybe things aren't the same after all!  Whew! I was getting worried there
for a minute....  :p

Scott


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Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 03:58:42 -0800
From: Chris Oates <email_address_removed>
To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
Subject: Re: Krog's CD organizing
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


At 11:20 PM 12/15/2000, you wrote:
>Whoa! Me and Krog have something in common? This is SCARY! I have mine set
>up the same exact way, although my 4 favorite bands (Dream Theater, Rush,
>Queensryche and Pain of Salvation) are first in my collection....so I guess
>maybe things aren't the same after all!  Whew! I was getting worried there
>for a minute....  :p

I also have DT first, but only because DT takes up 2 shelves (each shelf 
only holds about 25 CDs) and that's the only band that requires that much 
room.

Gee, it sure is a slow news day when we're sitting around discussing how we 
organize our CDs.

Oh, welcome back Ben "Baldy" La-Sod.  (not to be confused with El-Cid)  Now 
entertain us, dammit!

      ~Chris


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Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 10:41:32 -0600
From: Kurt M Hampton <email_address_removed>
To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
Subject: My new Sig MWHAHAHAHAHA
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


Check out the recenetly added line to my sig since you jammers couldn't
get enough of the last one. I love bootlegs.

Kurt

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Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 10:58:27 -0600
From: Kurt M Hampton <email_address_removed>
To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
Subject: Re: cd organization....
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


CD organizatiom-Alphabetically, then by release date, singles after teh
albums they come after. For Dream Theater (on my DT Shrine that is) This
is how it goes:

Studio albums
Singles 
Xmas cd's
Prism boots/studio stuff (ala instrumental series)( In time order)
Then shows by date.

I love my 100+ boots. Shoes kick ass.  Serisouly though, I got a shitload
of intrseting boots in the mail.  Watch my site the coming week, you guys
will like (esp the one with soundcheck when they play the original ACOS,
but we won't talk about that right now) DOH!

Kurt
NP-Phoenix 8-19-00 A+/A sound on this one.

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Trade page-www.geocities.com/kurt_labrie/Startpage.html 
"So do me a favor...f*ck off"-James Labrie 11-18-94 Houston (soundboard
bootleg hehehe)
"Sut the f*ck up. Ill come down there and kick yer f*ckin ass"
-James Labrie 4/16/97 Holland

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Date: Sun, 17 Dec 2000 00:27:06 +0100
From: "Mariano Gil" <email_address_removed>
To: "Foro Dream Theater" <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
Subject: Re: CD organization
Message-ID: <003c01c067b7$b81601e0$f12d533e@20453cemadrcp>


<<Yeah, I do.  I sort my CD's alphabetically by artist/band name.  Then,
just
to show how wacky I am, I sort the albums, by artist, in chronological
order.  Studio releases first, then singles, then live/bootleg albums.
Crazy shit, eh? ;)
--
KorgX3 has used computers all his life.  What do you expect?>>


Me too, me too!!!!!

Damn it, this is becoming too similar to an X-Files episode!!


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Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 16:09:50 -0800
From: Chris Oates <email_address_removed>
To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
Subject: Re: cd organization....
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


At 09:18 AM 12/16/2000, you wrote:
>I love my 100+ boots. Shoes kick ass.

Imagine trying to kick ass without shoes!  You're likely to get a toe stuck 
.. somewhere.

      ~Chris


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Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 18:41:13 -0600
From: Alan Estrada <email_address_removed>
To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
Cc: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
Subject: Dweezil Zappa's new album
Message-ID: <message_id_removed.mx>


Dweezil released a new album, almost all instrumental on Vai's label,
http://www.favourednations.com

check it out, it is pretty good.

At 07:34 AM 22/11/00 -0800, email_address_removed wrote:
>
>Damn, I would just like to proclaim my aduration of KNAC.com.  What other
radio 
>station will play DT, FNM, Maiden, Yngwie, Dio, and Dweezle Zappa all in one 
>hour!!!!!!
>
>Ari  
>
>
>
>
>

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Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

Alan Estrada Adler,  ICQ #9267174       Monterrey, Mexico
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Date: Sun, 17 Dec 2000 00:54:13 +0100
From: "Mariano Gil" <email_address_removed>
To: "Foro Dream Theater" <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
Subject: RE: Ruling the world
Message-ID: <005601c067bb$8374f780$f12d533e@20453cemadrcp>


I'm tired of your stupid arguments. Real Madrid is the best team!!

The SuperCup is a fucking shit: it's played before the League, just when
spanish clubs are still preparing the new season. It's only a way the UEFA
has to make more money.

The Fifa Word Club Cup: shit too!. It was a kind of entertainment tour for
the european clubs. Brazilian clubs had the advantage of playing at home.

Vitor, Romario is almost an antique. Juninho wasn't successful at all in
Spain, where we have a REAL competitive championship. Come on, in Brazil
Freddy Rincon is famous and succesful (LOL!!!).

Eru, the turkish league just sucks. You know, I'm tired of bearing Geremi
(what an awful player!!), Balijc was disgusting too. There's an important
difference in terms of quality, and so Galatasaray can't be compared to Real
Madrid.

So, let's be objective. Who has won twice in three years his continent most
important tournament? Who has won eight times this tournament? Who has been
awarded with the title of The Best Team of the 20th Century? Easy answer:
Real Madrid.

Just see our throphies...

http://www.realmadrid.es/en/club/palmares.htm

.. and dream on!!

NP: The Gypsy - Spock's Beard


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Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 19:06:48 -0600
From: Alan Estrada <email_address_removed>
To: ytsejam@torchsong.com
Cc: Multiple recipients of list <ytsejam@torchsong.com>
Subject: Comments about the Flower Kings concert in Monterrey, MExico
Message-ID: <message_id_removed.mx>


I went last week to the last concert of their tour, there were less than
100 people on the place, the sound was good but a little loud, I forgot my
ear plugs, and even when I didnt have a clue of what I was going to listen
on the concert I kind of liked it.
I liked the drummer and the bass playing, the vocal harmonies were pretty
cool...

they played a song that went for half of the concert, it was like a 1 hour
song...

can anyone recommend an album of the flower kings? which has been
considered the best one from them?

which of the guys was the one that played on transatlantic?

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Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

Alan Estrada Adler,  ICQ #9267174       Monterrey, Mexico
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