YTSEJAM Digest 5687 Today's Topics: 1) Re: Korg And His Twinkie Fetish by email_address_removed 2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5686 by Kurt M Hampton 3) Uli Roth by Matt Guillory 4) Best albums poll 2000 by "Janne Lunnas" 5) Re: Strato/UFO/Uli Roth by "Phil Carter" 6) Decline of the nouns by Paul Weiss 7) SX - Damnation Game CD for sale by David Dixon 8) re: UFO by Brian Hansen 9) re: Best albums poll 2000 by Brian Hansen 10) Re: Best albums poll 2000 by Graham Boyle 11) I Feel Like Chicken Tonight! by email_address_removed 12) E-Commerce Package... by email_address_removed ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 20:23:42 EST From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Korg And His Twinkie Fetish Message-ID: In a message dated 11/30/2000 7:57:33 PM Eastern Standard Time, ytsejam@torchsong.com writes: << Good advice. However, I'd like to direct your attention to (and warn all newbies) another instance of Korg's mad mind at play: can you say Twinkies? >> Funny you should mention that... as a matter of fact, on of the funniest websites I've EVER seen just happens to be one that StinkfistX3 himself mentioned on the MP forum. You wanna see some twisted friggin' humor, check this site out. Oh, and be prepared to spend a lot of time reading all the hilarious fine print. ;-) http://www.twinkiesproject.com/ Damn it feels good to have Korg back! Later... Matt T. NP: Styx "Brave New World" ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 19:29:40 -0600 From: Kurt M Hampton To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5686 Message-ID: The truth is in my pants. So is Gillian Anderson. yeah, I would love to get soem of that. Man taht new guys sucks ass, he should stick to being a terminator. Kurtx3 welcomes Korgx3 back "with arms wide open" NP-Creed With armes wide open-man these guys suck ass. ytsekurt on AOL instant messenger Trade page-www.geocities.com/kurt_labrie/Startpage.html "Shut the f*ck up. Don't make me come down there and kick your f*cking ass" -James Labrie 4/16/97 ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 18:38:17 -0800 (PST) From: Matt Guillory To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Uli Roth Message-ID: >From: Jens Johansson On 18:12 2000/11/29 -0800, you wrote: > Mr Schenker is on the booze again and was so pissed > last Friday night that Uli had to play a 1hr 30min!!! support slot. >You say that like it's a bad thing!! >I wouldn't have minded checking that "support" gig out. :) I'll second that. Uli is great... just as long as he's not singing! ;) -Matt ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2000 14:43:50 +0200 From: "Janne Lunnas" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Best albums poll 2000 Message-ID: Hi! These are my favourites of the year 2000: 1. Tunnelvision - While the World Awaits 2. Sinergy - To Hell And Back 3. Iron Maiden - Brave New World 4. Helloween - The Dark Ride 5. Stratovarius - Infinite -Stratovarius was great in Oulu (in Finland) last week! Jari Kainulainen had "Crybaby"! =) And they played Twilight Symphony which was very nice thing to do.. Later, Janne Dream Theater newsletter - http://www.dreamtheater.net/uacmmail/ ____________________________________________________________ Get your own Web-Based E-mail Service at http://www.zzn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 01 Dec 2000 10:20:56 -0500 From: "Phil Carter" To: Scenes From a Ytse Subject: Re: Strato/UFO/Uli Roth Message-ID: Jens remarked: >> Mr Schenker is on the booze again and was so pissed >> last Friday night that Uli had to play a 1hr 30min!!! support slot. > >You say that like it's a bad thing!! >I wouldn't have minded checking that "support" gig out. :) The difference, Jens, is that you can play your stuff note for note even when you've had enough to float the rest of us. :) Truth is that Schenker is a nasty drunk (as the Manchester gig showed pretty well). Kind of sad to see a great guitarist destroying himself like that. Let's hope he gets his act together. DT rules. cheers, Phil ================================================ Phil Carter -- email_address_removed -- 770-424-2525 ext. 207 Visit http://www.usefulware.com/ for ConnectionMagic for ISPs "I should never have written all those tank programs." -- Kevin Flynn, "Tron" ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2000 11:29:20 -0500 (EST) From: Paul Weiss To: The Dance of Ytinrete Subject: Decline of the nouns Message-ID: Kevin: >One problem: verbs are conjugated, not nouns. Nouns are declined. I'll decline to comment. I will also decline any other "mierda" resulting from this message. paul ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Paul's Bimonthly Musical Quote: Cuckoo Cocoon/ Have I come to too soon for you? ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2000 10:38:58 -0700 From: David Dixon To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" Subject: SX - Damnation Game CD for sale Message-ID: Hey everyone - I have a great-condition CD for sale - Symphony X's "Damnation Game" - US$7. Money order only, shipping included, contiguous 48 United States only. First come, first served. Email me at email_address_removed, NOT the YML. Thanks, David Dixon MCSD, MCDBA, MCSE Senior Consultant Integrated Information Systems, Inc. email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2000 11:08:19 -0800 (PST) From: Brian Hansen To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: re: UFO Message-ID: "Charles Farrell" wrote: > Mind you I wasn't that impressed with Schenker when he played on the G3 > trip a few years back - a far cry from when I saw him on the Obsession (or > was it the 'Lights Out') tour as a spotty youth :-) I saw Schenker a few years back on the "all original memebers" reunion. They were album perfect (Damn, I hope they weren't synching to Strangers in the Night). Schenker can sober up and play just fine, as long as his liver doesn't go out on him... my $.02, BH ---- BH missed Schenker in the old days. I say them right after he left (after SitN). There were protests in the crowd that he was gone... __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2000 11:15:59 -0800 (PST) From: Brian Hansen To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: re: Best albums poll 2000 Message-ID: Graham Borland messed up: > Oh stupid bloody fat arse. In all my years on the 'jam, this is the > first time I've ever replied to it accidentally. > How humiliating. > I blame it on the government. I blame it on old age. ;o) Keep it up Graham, and we'll retire your ass to Florida, the final destination of the old, weak and incompetent. my $.03, BH ---- Why did I walk into this room? __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Shopping - Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. http://shopping.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 02 Dec 2000 07:03:34 +1100 From: Graham Boyle To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Best albums poll 2000 Message-ID: Brian Hansen wrote: > I blame it on old age. ;o) Keep it up Graham, and > we'll retire your ass to Florida, the final > destination of the old, weak and incompetent. Not to mention illiterate where people can't count :P graham NP Amorphis - Isle Of Joy (bootleg) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2000 17:11:11 EST From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: I Feel Like Chicken Tonight! Message-ID: Man, just when I thought I'd seen it all...... http://www.wvec.com/news/local/mcchicken_head.htm I may never go to McD's again... :-) Laterz... Matt T. NP: In Flames "Colony" By the way, speaking of In Flames, I caught their show in Albany NY the other night. Holy crap, what a show! I'm still in awe. If these guys come your way, by all means, GO!!! 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