YTSEJAM Digest 5559 Today's Topics: 1) What's a twaize? by email_address_removed 2) James by "Adam N. Yarter" 3) DEREK by "Trevor Hoit" 4) calling things by their names by cassidy 5) Two things: by Nick Giannotti 6) King's X Live by Adam M Cook 7) Re: Two things: by "Dan McCormack" 8) Derek by email_address_removed 9) MERCY! by email_address_removed 10) Sherinian, trilogy by rob denni 11) Anthrax/ New Megadeth by email_address_removed 12) Hitchhiker's Guide by Oddvar Lovaas 13) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5557 by email_address_removed 14) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5557 by email_address_removed 15) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5558 by "James C. Shields" 16) New insight on progmetal origins by WB Henderson 17) Where James was at the 2/4/00 gig by Scott Hansen 18) HHGttG by Scott Hansen 19) RE: Hitchhiker's Guide by "SOS" 20) AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH by email_address_removed 21) recent European setlists by Scott Hansen 22) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5558 by Kurt M Hampton 23) Lemur Voice news? by Peter Geerts 24) Re: John Petrucci evil twin? by "Marko Randjelovic" 25) Re: "Through Her Eyes" sounds like... by "Marko Randjelovic" 26) ernieball by welihozkiy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 12:06:26 EDT From: email_address_removed To: Subject: What's a twaize? Message-ID: I must be too young to remember this term. What the hell is a twaize? Personally, having never met the man, I want to give James the benefit of a doubt. And sure, he may some dumb things during shows, but name one lead singer who gets up there and is just Mr. Cool every single show ( Axl Rose not included). Nik ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 09:21:42 -0700 From: "Adam N. Yarter" To: Subject: James Message-ID: <001401bff58b$435a16a0$9f1ffea9@adamyart> >I've spoken to James a few times >after shows and what not, and he has always been more than nice to me >and every one else in the room. He's also quite funny (the second night >of shows at the Palace went off well and after the concert the club was >reopened for a dance party...James had some pretty comments about all >the guys in the "big pants" now invading the club. ;-) That's definately true. James was the nicest to me that night (I was at the same show). I remember hanging out /w James and a few others making comments about how "cool" the people in the club were. I think he told us "You think this is bad, I had to walk THROUGH that crap" as he pointed to the backstage entrance. The guy was really cool, and I didn't percieve him as an asshole at all. It's funny; I almost bought tickets to th Tursday show, but I opted to go to teh Friday one (Thank GOD. I would have been PISSED had I been at the closed show) Regards, Adam ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 09:27:52 -0700 From: "Trevor Hoit" To: Subject: DEREK Message-ID: <003801bff58c$1dd52e00$message_id_removed> rumours would have us believe the Derek (who's he?) liked to pork the odd groupie or three. If that's true, then why isn't he on this list? http://www.metal-sludge.com/LongShort.htm Hardly any mentions of people who play in prog bands at all, actually - could this be because they spend too much time wanking musically... Neil Gallop (email_address_removed) He is too. #107! Derek Sherinian / Ex-Dream Theater/ Alice Cooper An average penis with a shaved nut sack. He does provide oral sex, but really sucks at it (no pun intended.) He comes quick and seems to love himself so much that he would rather masturbate than have really wild sex. He will say just about anything when he wants a new girl and wants you out of his life and can even cry on cue. Not a cheap ass though, so he's got that going for him. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 19:29:34 +0300 From: cassidy To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: calling things by their names Message-ID: <397C6EED.5D2F2D06@x-treme.gr> > because I like to have oral sex with men's arses, I reckon that's a "rimjob". (% Thanks to the guys from #seismic for pointing that out. You know who you are. np:My brother the cow-Mudhoney ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 12:33:45 -0400 From: Nick Giannotti To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" Subject: Two things: Message-ID: 1. To the guy regarding car stereos: Aiwa just came out with a combo cd/mp3 in-dash player for something like $169. Something to look into for a head unit. 2. Mike C. wrote, >You mean even if the poor guy missed out on seeing Gangrel versus Steve >Blackman?! Blackman's match on Heat vs. the guyt from Kai 'n' Tai (I forget his name) was amazing. The bash with the Singapore Cane at the end was the most brutal whack I have ever seen, ECW included. Singapore Canings rule. :) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 12:56:40 -0400 From: Adam M Cook To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: King's X Live Message-ID: Hey folks, I saw these guys last night at Axis in Boston and it was definitely was of the best shows I've ever seen. I hate comparing different bands live, cause it's so often a different kind of music, but the great thing about King's X is that they have such a great balance of incredible hard rock groove and the tightness and musicianship that you'd expect of a more progressive band. The new songs sounded especially good, particularly She's Gone Away and Marshmellow Fields. I've never heard a bigger sound coming from a band with just 3 guys. If you're even a casual King's X fan I definitely suggest seeing them on this tour. I'll be at the show again next week in Salisbury, MA (with the awesome guys in Event opening up). Adam ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 13:03:58 -0400 From: "Dan McCormack" To: Subject: Re: Two things: Message-ID: <011d01bff591$28c7f7c0$message_id_removed> > 1. To the guy regarding car stereos: Aiwa just came out with a combo cd/mp3 > in-dash player for something like $169. Something to look into for a head > unit. http://www.crutchfield.com/cgi-bin/S-Z5rMWLgftqu/ProdView.asp?s=0&c=3&g=300& I=570CDCMP3&o=M&a=0 i havent seen it for less than $299. yes i know crutchfield isn't exactly the place to go for savings, it is just the first place i could think of that i could give a url for. however, it's an aiwa. that should say enough to lead you away from it. its tempting though, especially since the only other head unit i've seen that plays mp3 cds is a kenwood one that costs $649. (http://www.crutchfield.com/cgi-bin/S-baFfWIk4xPi/ProdView.asp?s=0&c=0&g=0&I =113z919&o=&a=) sigh. for that price you might as well buy an Empeg. moo. *** END OF TRANSMISSION *** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 19:16:38 +0200 (MEST) From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Derek Message-ID: << rumours would have us believe the Derek (who's he?) liked to pork the odd groupie or three. If that's true, then why isn't he on this list? http://www.metal-sludge.com/LongShort.htm >> He IS on the list -- don't want to quote it here but he's number 107. Totikus -- Sent through GMX FreeMail - http://www.gmx.net ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 14:12:38 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: MERCY! Message-ID: ::clutching his opinion, now flaming in his hands, can't bear the pain, whips it into the garbage bin:: Jeez, heh, that was torn to shreds. I deduct a conclusion based on some evidence I've had, and I am not only proven wrong, but smashed down and denominated as an asshole. ;) I should've expected it, though. Lee "the James-hating asshole" Brenn Alright, maybe I have to meet him personally. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 15:47:50 -0700 (PDT) From: rob denni To: ytsejam Subject: Sherinian, trilogy Message-ID: Ah dude, you have to look at the list harder. Derek is mentioned. You might have had a hard time finding it though because it was in alphabetical order :). Not that I like looking at lists containing cock sizes or anything. And about the 5 parts in a trilogy, you should have known what was being discussed before mentioning anything because that was in reference to the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" series. Sorry to be an ass. Later. ===== Rob Denni 1657-B Elm Ct. Ft. Gordon, GA 30905 (706) 790-8937 Go visit my website! http://home.talkcity.com/HeadbangersHwy/funkygroove/index.html __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get Yahoo! Mail – Free email you can access from anywhere! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 18:59:37 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Anthrax/ New Megadeth Message-ID: I've heard that Anthrax got kicked off the tour with Megadeth and Motley Crue. Anyone know why? Oh, and for those interested here is the tracklisting for the new Megadeth CD. I'll pust in some spoiler space just in case.S