YTSEJAM Digest 5547 Today's Topics: 1) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5546 by email_address_removed 2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5546 by email_address_removed 3) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5546 by email_address_removed 4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5546 by email_address_removed 5) Re: Douglas Adams by email_address_removed 6) Re: FW by Marc van der Wal 7) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5545 by "Marko Randjelovic" 8) Re: 42 by "Marko Randjelovic" 9) Re: The Question to the Answer by "Marko Randjelovic" 10) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5546 by "Korg Ecksthrey" 11) shabby-Dan by "T. Beachler" 12) NDTC: Computers by email_address_removed 13) ARGH! 21 and over shows SUCK!!!! by "Matt Molite" 14) rather amusing... :) by "phairgirl" 15) Destruction back by "Jan-Michael" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 10:40:40 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5546 Message-ID: << CowGod: >>>besides, everyone knows that the >>>answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. moo. I don't care. somebody else: >>Yes that is THE answer. But you cannot know the question now, can you? I still don't care. Oddvar: >>Sure I can. The answer is six times nine. Leave me the hell alone! TK and Marko: >|You've got to be kidding. and >He sure as hell does. >> OK, that's it, I'm joining the NRA. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 10:43:21 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5546 Message-ID: << How come there's no tab books for LTE 1 & 2 and ACoS? I would guess because ACoS is too small, and JP doesn't care enough to do LTE stuff... Besides, can you imagine trying to tab 3-minute Warning? Jesus. There's also no tab for WDADU, and nobody complains. "I want to learn cheesy 80s shred!" OK, I know I'll get flamed for that, but ah well... And hey, the Silent Man has NEVER created or allowed anybody else to create bass tab books for ANY DT stuff... Which would be great considering most of the SFAM stuff on the DT website is wrong. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 10:45:31 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5546 Message-ID: << > A cd can hold 74 minutes of music - LTE 2 has 73 minutes 53 seconds. Not too > shabby Nope. Most cds can hold 74 minutes of music, but the absolute max is 78. Otherwise, SFAM (77:12) and Load (77:59) could never have fit on the cds. Ok, some of you might argue that Load is a waste of 78 minutes, but I like a lot of the songs (Except the country stuff like Mama Said). ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 10:46:11 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5546 Message-ID: In a message dated 7/15/2000 10:19:18 AM Eastern Daylight Time, ytsejam@torchsong.com writes: << Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000 10:56:17 -0500 To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Since Skadz Isn't Here Message-ID: Could we please stop quoting entire posts and then just tossing in a one line response? Seriously! If you just (you might want to sit down for this) use the subject line for a subject, and then quote the part you're responding to, we can ALL figure out what you mean to say. This has been a pubic cervix announcement. Chris Ptacek - email_address_removed "Everything that can be invented has been invented." -- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899. >> OK. :-) And now I'm going to stop posting... Wow, four posts in one day. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 11:34:41 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Douglas Adams Message-ID: DIgital Man wrote: << He's not kidding. You need to read more Douglas Adams -- who, by the way, is a genius. If you like comedy and science fiction, and want to see them skillfully combined, pick up Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and then the second, third, and fourth books of the trilogy. Brilliant stuff. >> Don't forget the fifth book in the increasingly inaccuarately named Hitchhiker's trilogy as well. And, agreed. Absoultely brilliant stuff! -MIke C. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 18:26:53 +0200 From: Marc van der Wal To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: FW Message-ID: <397090CD.85F22482@cable.a2000.nl> > statement that caught my attention,"Fates Warning created the genre' of > Prog Metal". I wondered what you all think of that statement! Well, together with Queensryche they probably were the first band within that genre. Disconnected has some great songs, btw. I would highly recommend this to any Prog Metal-fan. Marc ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 18:21:40 +0200 From: "Marko Randjelovic" To: Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5545 Message-ID: <01bfee78$c22a46e0$LocalHost@king> -----Original Message----- ]From: email_address_removed To: Multiple recipients of list Date: Saturday, 15 July, 2000 01:01 Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5545 | |In a message dated 7/14/00 10:14:48 AM Eastern Daylight Time, |ytsejam@torchsong.com writes: | |<< >>besides, everyone knows that the | |>>answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. moo. | |>Yes that is THE answer. But you cannot know the question now, can you? | | >> | |I can't tell you the Question. But I do know that God's final message to his |creations was: "we apologize for the inconvenience" Oh, yes. On the mountain, in burning letters. Marko ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 18:34:15 +0200 From: "Marko Randjelovic" To: Subject: Re: 42 Message-ID: <01bfee7a$84374a20$LocalHost@king> -----Original Message----- ]From: Phil Carter To: Multiple recipients of list Date: Saturday, 15 July, 2000 06:42 Subject: Re: 42 | |Greetings, ye 'jamanoids..... | |CowGod: |>>>besides, everyone knows that the |>>>answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. moo. | |somebody else: |>>Yes that is THE answer. But you cannot know the question now, can you? | |Oddvar: |>>Sure I can. The answer is six times nine. | |TK and Marko: |>|You've got to be kidding. |and |>He sure as hell does. | |No, he doesn't. If you people had read the Hitch-Hiker's Guide books by |Douglas Adams, you'd know where the joke was coming from. As I said in the previous post, I read the book. |Summing up, for those who haven't: | |-- Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything: |"42". | |-- Question to the Ultimate Answer: "What do you get if you multiply six by |nine?" | |-- Response by Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent: "Six by nine. Is that it?" |"That's it. Six by nine, forty-two. Something certainly got screwed up |somewhere." | |-- Useless trivia: Six multiplied by nine does indeed equal forty-two if |calculated in base thirteen. What's the deal here? |We now return you to your regularly scheduled Metallica argument. Not necessary. |cheers, |Phil Marko ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 18:32:00 +0200 From: "Marko Randjelovic" To: Subject: Re: The Question to the Answer Message-ID: <01bfee7a$34018980$LocalHost@king> -----Original Message----- ]From: Oddvar Lovaas To: Multiple recipients of list Date: Saturday, 15 July, 2000 12:06 Subject: The Question to the Answer | |>>>>besides, everyone knows that the |>>>>answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. moo. |>>>Yes that is THE answer. But you cannot know the question now, can you? |>>Sure I can. The answer is six times nine. |> ^^^^ |>You've got to be kidding. | |Not really... | |>Ummm...You meant to say the question, right? And, some multiplying! | |Ok, I admit it, I was a bit inaccurate. We apologize for the inconvenience. | |This is what I really should have said: | |The Answer to Life, the universe and everything is 42. |The Question to the Answer is: |What do you get if you multiply six by nine? Or was it: *How many roads must a man walk down? -42!* as the Mice said it? btw 6*9=54? |There. If you don't believe me, don't panic. Read the book. I read it twice. All 5 parts. And now I'm reading the part abridged from the 4th. Anybody interested in it? Marko ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 11:42:05 -0600 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5546 Message-ID: <002a01bfee84$1162bac0$710d84d0@korg> > for ANY DT stuff... Which would be great considering most of the SFAM > on the DT website is wrong. It would be great because almost all of the stuff on the DT website is wrong. Cripes. It would help if there were at least some separation between verses and changes, but you I see this long string of 0000202034050001023050 and say fuck it, reach for the guitar tab book and use it as a guide to learn the damn song by ear. Now, Rush, on the other hand, holy shit. I love the Rush bass tab archives. :) Makes learning the songs quick n' easy. :) The problem for me with alot of DT stuff is that even with headphones on, the bass is really inaudible (like in Metropolis, Part I). I'd love to learn to play that one, but the only part I can really hear is the tapping bass solo. :p Does anyone know where to get a good bass tab editor? Maybe I'll sit down and tab out the songs I've learned so there are decent copies for people to use. And Jesus Christ, people, I have to echo Chris' sentiments. Trim the quote shit down! I know I use quotes as a crutch, but limit it to like one or two lines. We'll know what you're talking about! Shit, now we're seeing people quoting quotes from quotes that take up two damn pages just for a one line response. If you really want your response read, don't make people search for it, because I know I sure as hell won't waste my time looking for it. -- KorgX3 sits down to jam Scarred over and over. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 11:33:47 -0700 (PDT) From: "T. Beachler" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: shabby-Dan Message-ID: ]From: Costello Daniel Civ AFRL/IFEB A cd can hold 74 minutes of music - LTE 2 has 73 minutes 53 seconds. Not too shabby-Dan. ----------------------------------------- Oh, really? Then why does SFAM contain 77:14 worth of music? ;) tb __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get Yahoo! Mail – Free email you can access from anywhere! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 16:23:06 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: NDTC: Computers Message-ID: RECORDING QUESTION: Hello all. Quick question for the techies on here: I'm going to be buying a new computer (PC) soon that I want to use for recording music (in addition to other more mundane functions like the internet and word processing) for my band. I need something powerful enough to handle software in the vein of Cakewalk, Cubase, Cool Edit, etc. I just want to make good quality demos from it that I will be able to burn onto a CD-RW. My question then is exactly what kind of technical requirements do I need for something like this (in terms of processer speed/type, soundcard, RAM, CD-RW speed, etc). I have a great connection who can get me what I want for dirt cheap, but I need to know what I want first. If you have any suggestions, I would appreciate it if you could e-mail me privately. Thanks in advance. Richie ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 16:28:21 -0400 From: "Matt Molite" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: ARGH! 21 and over shows SUCK!!!! Message-ID: DT is playing 15 friggin minutes from my home (Hampton Bays show Aug 31) and its a 21 AND OVER show!!! AAARRRGGHH!! At least if it was 18 and over I could try to get away with it (I'm 17), but 21?!? Ehh...at least I'm still seein them at the Electric Factory... Matt ============================= Now you've got your voice Your own speech Don't wait 'till Someone else agrees -Rafael Bittencourt, Angra ============================= Dream Theater newsletter - http://www.dreamtheater.net/uacmmail/ ____________________________________________________________ Get your own Web-Based E-mail Service at http://www.zzn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2000 19:16:00 -0500 From: "phairgirl" To: "ytsejam" Subject: rather amusing... :) Message-ID: <001401bfeebb$051dd740$message_id_removed> Hey hey hey. I just finished my new site design and just released the 100th issue of my zine, aNAda. Anyway, here's the DT content. Perhaps you should check out issue 100, "We're all Dead." It's all of the staff writing obituaries about each other. Anyway, my friend Tanya wrote one that involved both of our insane obsession with Chroma Key (and DT as well). It's a happy good read. The article itself is at http://anada.net/text/anada100.txt but of course I am hoping you'll take the time to check out the whole site. Indeed. --summer `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'` aNAda e'zine: http://www.anada.net e-mail: email_address_removed "The number you have dialed, 911, has been changed. The new number is 3" --Kevin Moore ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 16 Jul 2000 00:37:17 -0500 From: "Jan-Michael" To: Subject: Destruction back Message-ID: <000301bfeee7$e7963460$382f88cf@jammer> DESTRUCTION www.metalupdate.com/interviewdestruction.html In the mid-eighties, Destruction laid the foundation that extreme metal was built on. Unfortunately, the departure of bassist/vocalist Schmier in 1989 caused the band to slowly self-destruct. A decade later, Schmier has returned to the fold and the Destruction of old lives again. The German thrashers have recently destroyed Europe in support of their comeback album 'All Hell Breaks Loose'. Now, they are preparing to lay waste to the U.S. in a full-scale campaign that includes a stop at the infamous Milwaukee Metalfest. ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 5547 **************************