YTSEJAM Digest 5499 Today's Topics: 1) Rena Sands/Marlene Portnoy by Joe Ferry 2) Iron Maiden/Kansas' new album by Joe Ferry 3) OK-Are there 2 Matt Smith's?/Killing Bling Melon by Kurt M Hampton 4) Re: TESTAcle by Kurt M Hampton 5) Testacles by "Graham B" 6) Tito is dead.. Jazz is Dead.. by "Kemal AKBAY" 7) territorial pissings by Dan Costello 8) timeless classics by Dan Costello 9) South Park transcends all cultural boundaries by Dan Costello 10) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5498 by Dan Costello 11) Ricardo (and His Giant) Testa(coles) by "Michael G. Benoit" 12) Tito Puente by "Webmaster Ytsejam.com" 13) Re: I think Ricardo is cool. by email_address_removed 14) Re: OK-Are there 2 Matt Smith's?/Killing Bling Melon by Brian D Hayden 15) Roseland cdr tree by Robert Rivers 16) New DT bootleg by Alexandro Talamini 17) Re: New DT bootleg by Andrew Coutermarsh 18) Re: Tito's Gone... by "Ricardo Testa" 19) Two new Chroma Key sound clips! by "Mark Bredius" 20) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5498 by "Eduardo" 21) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5498 by Andrew Coutermarsh 22) Re: Testa mp3s by email_address_removed 23) NIGHTWISH and CHILDREN OF BODOM gold in Finland !!! by "Jan-Michael" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 02 Jun 2000 02:50:08 -0700 From: Joe Ferry To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Rena Sands/Marlene Portnoy Message-ID: I saw somebody asking about whether or not Rena and Marlene were in a band, and I was wondering the same thing when I saw an auction on ebay advertising a band that apparntly these two women in it?! Athough the auction has already ended (for a fairly hefty price, I might add, just to hear what the SPOUSES of DT members sound like--now THAT's a true fan...lol), those who are interested can check it out by going here: http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=336749802 Joe ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Jun 2000 02:57:06 -0700 From: Joe Ferry To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Iron Maiden/Kansas' new album Message-ID: Is Iron Maiden's new album out in the States already?! I don't think I've read anything on Kansas's new album here; so, I thought I'd let everybody know about it since I'm sure there must be some Kansas fans on the list! This is their first album in 20 years to have all original members on it...yep, Livgren and Hope are back for this one. Anyway, their new album entitled "Somewhere to Elsewhere" is set for a July 11th release on Magna Carta...a record company which I'm sure most of you know released LTE's CD's along with Mullmuzzler. If anybody out there is interested, you can hear new sound clips from the album at their official site: http://www.kansasband.com/ OK...I'll shut up now...lol. Joe ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 02:13:20 -0500 From: Kurt M Hampton To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: OK-Are there 2 Matt Smith's?/Killing Bling Melon Message-ID: intresting read, yes, the greatest part. Shannon was found dead I believe in Hammond, LA. I remeber this. Hammond is where I go to school, @ Southeastern Louisiana University. I think the greatest thing in the article was the statement : Saying that alternative music would die and 80's rock would make a comeback. Umm its June 2000, Poison is fixing to launch another stadium tour, Def Leppard just had a gold record, Megadeth went gold (how I don't know), Maiden is FUCKING BACK, Queensryche, Ratt, Motley Crue, Anthrax umm should I go on.... Anyway and where is Kurt Cobain, soundgarden, blind melon and the rest of the "Seattle Sound?" DEAD OR SPLIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "what goes around comes around"-Max C of soulfly Matt: Do you have 2 email addy's or are there 2 MS that like DT. Is et up a trade with Matt Smith from the Mp.com forum under ChromaPX,. he lives in PA i believe. I remeber talking to you in Altlanta? Are you the same guy. Is the govvernment mass producing DT fans by the name of Matt Smith? Weird, the debate rages... Kurt Np-Kings X She's gone away "damn I need a new signature now" me after reading ytsejam 5456 ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 01:48:16 -0500 From: Kurt M Hampton To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: TESTAcle Message-ID: Tetsa ejaculated onto his keyboard the following: Its nice when your whole day includes (Not the the following order) Only time you HAVE to leave your house is to mail DT boots, ,living in the suburbs, sleeping till noon, working 4 days a week during the summer while still living comfortably, (While getting five free movie/game rentals a week) playing video games and watching TV all night, seeing my girlfriend a bunch, getting ready to go on vacation, umm....I think I covered it all. School's ok, Im off for the summer semester, Ill start back my Junior year in the fall, umm. I think that sums it up. Oh yeah, its not taht long typing 5 paragraphs, I took a typing class in high scool, and had to take a business comm course soph. year @ SLU. So actually, the 5 minutes it took me that I wasted could have been spent better, but what do I have to do? So you do you do with your time? As big gay al says "IM SUPER THANKS FOR ASKING" Its funny, everyone gets along fine here until YOU showed up, now this is nothing more than a hate mail letter to YOU, and Matt's Brave new World post, along with some others. See a trend here, YOU bring out the ASSHOLES in all of us. :) To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Testacles Message-ID: 80% of the jam has been about this loser Testacles.......... Lets talk about something more interesting, like watching paint dry, grass growing or the number of grooves in a vinyl LP ? It's just as exciting ................ The joke on all of you, I bet he's laughing his ass off, the DT mailing list and we are talking about him. A bozo with a hotmail addy, come on which one of you is hiding behind this guy ? A well known jammer I am sure. I have my suspicions :) Onto the music New Iron Maiden is quite a ripper, a good strong solid comeback. New Symphony X is my fave of the year so far, just ousting Nightwish's brilliant 'Wishmaster'. After the not so brilliant, 'Twilight In Olympus' the boys are back on form. Those glorious trade mark harmony back vocals are back. Nice arrangements, lots more classical influences than before. gaz ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Jun 2000 01:43:25 PDT From: "Kemal AKBAY" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Tito is dead.. Jazz is Dead.. Message-ID: This is a sad day... It's the first time I write on the jam so I'd like to say hello to you all! (by the way, I'm from Istanbul,Turkey.) The sad thing is that someone posted "Tito Puente died" ..and that's true. I looked over to CNN saying Puente died at NYU Medical Center in New York yesterday. I remember when he came over to Istanbul in '99 for a show I'd been to, with Alex Fox as the support musician. That was a great show and he seemed to be very warm, humble and groovy. For those who might not have heard of him, that "Oye Como Va" thing Santana covers all the time is a Tito Puente tune, the Mambo King, great percussionist who recorded around 150 albums before his trip to the other side. Alan Parsons Live Project will perform in Istanbul tomorrow, yeaah! Take care, Kemal NP: Jazz is Dead (Laughing Water) This album is so tasteful! When I read a cover story on Modern Drummer about Grateful Dead and Bill Cobham who actually used to tour with Jazz id Dead but doesn't beat the drums on the album caught my attention. The music reminds me of a Niacin album with a great blues feel on it. (Jimmy Herring(g), Alphonso Johnson(b),T Lavitz(kbds, Rod Morgenstein(d), Jeff Sipe(d); a 99 release.) ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 06:38:25 -0400 From: Dan Costello To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: territorial pissings Message-ID: > I blew that amp up the day before I got my Legacy > cab...drove it way to hard, then it wouldn't turn on the next time I went to > use it, (maybe the piss finally killed it off...) To make things worse, I was in the process of buying the amp. The guy I was buying it from was the one who stored it at his friends house. I was loading it in my van when I discovered the piss. -Dan. ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 07:05:32 -0400 From: Dan Costello To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: timeless classics Message-ID: > I have released minutes of music greater in number than the amount > of Milliseconds in a Millenium, So you're saying that you're at least 60,000,000 years old? :-) -Dan. ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 07:21:52 -0400 From: Dan Costello To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: South Park transcends all cultural boundaries Message-ID: > "Laugh all you want! I'm the one that's gonna be on TV looking all buff!" > -Eric Cartman cool sig, Dick. Do they have South Park in Italy? -Dan. ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 07:26:19 -0400 From: Dan Costello To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5498 Message-ID: > who pretty much saw Kurt Cobain's suicide as the best thing to > happen to modern music in the 90s it wasn't? > he glam- and speed-metal days of the late 80s were simply assumed > to be in an extended remission that would eventually return in somewhat > messianic fashion to claim its rightful place on top of the musical world, it's not? DAMN!!! -Dan. :-) ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Jun 2000 08:57:10 -0400 From: "Michael G. Benoit" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Ricardo (and His Giant) Testa(coles) Message-ID: i agree with korgie. testa here is funny schiznit no matter how you slice it. im truly amazed (OK im not that surprised at all) at how many people here totally flipped out on this guy. i just laughed. maybe its just the way i am. hahah. arrogant people can be funny too, ya dont have to go apeshit when someone says they think they're awesome. who really cares??? and richie...ricardo...can i call you richie? i think you can say whatever the hell you want. i dont care if you suck or if you rock. just dont ever stopm being you :D. but i aint gonna tell anyone to stop flamin you because i think some of those posts are freakin hilarious. especially that shabooboo one. ahahha. "IM CALLIN YOU OUT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" heeheeheee ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 06:01:36 -0700 (PDT) From: "Webmaster Ytsejam.com" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Tito Puente Message-ID: on 6/1/00 Barb Bataglia, whom I used to carry on dialog with on this list in 1995, wrote: >I just read that Tito Puente died :( > Babs -Makes for a sad day. Tito was a great entertainer, one of my favorite Simpsons episodes was "Who Shot Mr. Burns", Tito was a guest cartoon on that one. -Koggie _____________________________________________________________ This email originated from http://www.ytsejam.com - Free email_address_removed email addresses, 6MB of Storage and no limit on file attachments. ------------------------------ Date: 2 Jun 2000 08:00:07 -0700 From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: I think Ricardo is cool. Message-ID: On Thu, 01 June 2000, "Korg Ecksthrey" wrote: > ...at least if you're going to flame someone, do it in style > for Christ's sake. :) Simply calling someone an asswipe is ineffective. > Instead, use more sophisticated invectives like "ring-around-the-mouth" > or "crotch cavity" Personally, I prefer the following: Penis Wrinkle Anal Fissure Fuck Juice Rectum Miner Ass Cowboy Crevice Critter Hamster Hider Testicle Tickler Pube Flosser Gonad Goblin and the latest from my co-workers: Hemmorhoid Massage Therapist -El Mariachi "I'm the little boy who pushes hard and makes 'em cry." ______________________________________________________________________ Check out Metallica's Official Web Site at http://www.metallica.com For 200+ channel 24/7 commercial free music visit http://radio.www.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 10:24:06 -0500 (CDT) From: Brian D Hayden To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: OK-Are there 2 Matt Smith's?/Killing Bling Melon Message-ID: Hahahaha. Sorry to burst your bubble, Kurt, but this is bullshit. Poison is launching a "stadium" tour like they did two years ago when outside of a couple cities they could barely draw 2000 people. Same thing happened to Van Halen on the III tour. Megadeth went gold...they used to go platinum, and their tour was a bust. Queensrych, Ratt, and the Crue are going nowhere. The albums and the tours they've all done recently have absolutely STIFFED. I mean stiffed HARD. Anthrax's last couple of US tours have been weak affairs with about 12 shows each time, although their summer tour this year is shaping up to be better. Their albums sales are shit. You know what...3 years ago, most of the 80s "metal" bands were DEAD OR SPLIT UP also...they're just getting back together cause they spent all their cash ODing on coke and heroin, stupid fuckers. Here's a question, since you bring up Def Leppard...why can Steve Clark drug and drink himself to death and be a martyr, but Shannon Hoon does it and he's reviled? Is it because you like the music of one more than the other? If so, that's probably the most sickening thing on a human level that I've ever heard. Really pathetic. Basically, Kurt, this is music from 10-15 years ago, and most people don't care anymore. Just like most of the "seattle sound" bands are from about 10 years ago, and most people don't care anymore. "New metal" bands like Korn, Bizkit, Tool, etc, could sell a lot more seats right now than, say, Ratt and Warrant. Of course, there's also the fact that half the bands you mentioned were totally BS commercial shit...Warrant, Ratt, later Crue. And you should learn some history. Dig up some early stuff from AiC, Tad, Mudhoney, Nirvana, or especially Soundgarden. They rocked a FUCK of a lot harder than pussy pretty boy fuckers like Poison could ever dream of. -Brian -- superhype! On Fri, 2 Jun 2000, Kurt M Hampton wrote: > I think the greatest thing in the article was the statement : Saying that > alternative music would die and 80's rock would make a comeback. Umm its > June 2000, Poison is fixing to launch another stadium tour, Def Leppard > just had a gold record, Megadeth went gold (how I don't know), Maiden is > FUCKING BACK, Queensryche, Ratt, Motley Crue, Anthrax umm should I go > on.... > > Anyway and where is Kurt Cobain, soundgarden, blind melon and the rest of > the "Seattle Sound?" > > DEAD OR SPLIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > "what goes around comes around"-Max C of soulfly ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Jun 2000 13:11:30 -0400 From: Robert Rivers To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Roseland cdr tree Message-ID: I guess the cdr tree went down the shittrer. no one responds to emails.???????????????? ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 14:23:40 -0300 From: Alexandro Talamini To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" Subject: New DT bootleg Message-ID: <1EC071008C02D4118B8D00204840305744256C@CORREIO> Hi jammers, Does anybody heard of a new DT bootleg?? It's from 03/03/00, somewhere in Florida. It's said to be a complete high quality soundboard. Alex Curitiba, Brazil ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 14:27:53 -0400 (EDT) From: Andrew Coutermarsh To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: New DT bootleg Message-ID: On Fri, 2 Jun 2000, Alexandro Talamini wrote: > Does anybody heard of a new DT bootleg?? It's from 03/03/00, somewhere > in Florida. It's said to be a complete high quality soundboard. Yes, that the "A House I'm Drawn To" boot (aptly named by MadTabber), and it was the House of Blues Orlando concert. It was recorded from a high-bandwidth stream video from hob.com, and several people on the jam have a recording of it, including me, Bogie, Adam Pye, as well as a couple of others, I believe. It can also be downloaded from Lines in the Sand (dreamtheater.mit.edu) as MP3s. ------------------------------------------------- Andrew Coutermarsh email_address_removed http://cout.dhs.org/ Cloak on IRC ICQ: 2513441 ------------------------------------------------- "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Jun 2000 20:43:58 CEST From: "Ricardo Testa" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Tito's Gone... Message-ID: Barbara Battaglia posted: >I just read that Tito Puente died :( > >Babs Oh my God! I couldn't believe it when I read this! Tito Puente died! He just turned 77 on April 20!! I had the honor to meet him when I was little. He showed me some great tips when I JUST started to play the drums. He was a HUGE drumming/ percussion influence to me. He told me not to quit, because I was having a hard time with the instrument. I (we) will surly miss him. :( Ciao, Ricardo Testa ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 22:28:34 +0200 From: "Mark Bredius" To: "The Mirror" , "Ytsejam" Subject: Two new Chroma Key sound clips! Message-ID: <001101bfccd1$1fae21c0$0100007f@localhost> Hey guys, Just a quick note to let you know two more samples are available on the Chroma Key website... The songs are "Another Permanent Address" and "Nice to Know". http://www.chromakey.com/audio.html As a reminder, there are only ten days left to pre-order your signed copy of "You Go Now"! http://www.chromakey.com/order.html More samples and a full song coming soon! Mark Bredius email_address_removed http://www.chromakey.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 00:23:01 -0300 From: "Eduardo" To: Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5498 Message-ID: <004501bfcd0e$4cc0c040$6dbcbfc8@amurabe> Well, that=B4s my second shot to post a message here, so here I go... I=B4m a Brazilian DT fan, as well as a Trouble, Angra, Vai, Satriani, Tourniquet, Galactic Cowboys, Whitecross, Petra and (above it all) BEATLE= S fan. I'm also Christian, so I hope that isn't a problem for most of you:) Anyway, my english is lousy, but I'll try my best to make myself understandable. N.P.: Tourniquet - Live EP ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 00:29:51 -0400 (EDT) From: Andrew Coutermarsh To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5498 Message-ID: On Fri, 2 Jun 2000, Eduardo wrote: > Well, that's my second shot to post a message here, so here I go... Welcome. > I'm also Christian, so I hope that isn't a problem for most of you:) That's irrelevant, since religious discussion (beyond a passing comment or two, which seem to be acceptable) is banned from the list. > Anyway, my english is lousy, but I'll try my best to make myself > understandable. I always find comments like this to be quite funny, because people who learn English as something other than their primary language most often speak/write it better than most people I know who speak English primarily. ------------------------------------------------- Andrew Coutermarsh email_address_removed http://cout.dhs.org/ Cloak on IRC ICQ: 2513441 ------------------------------------------------- Never pet a burning dog. ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 00:40:41 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Testa mp3s Message-ID: I was fortunate enough (after much searching) to come across 3 Ricardo Testa mp3s. They are entitled "Echelon of Infinity pt.1: the Madness," "CharCole," and "Ciao Down." I was expecting to find every reason to completey rip this asshole but unfortunately I am reluctant to admit that they are actually quite good. They are not for the faint at heart however as there is much self indulgence. However, this is not a problem as he is quite good at such a thing! Just thought I'd give a little credit to the guy. That being said, he's no Pretucci though! I was going to buy his "Coles" album which was up for bid a little while back on Ebay but I missed out on it. Well, if ya have the time I'd recommend trying to hunt these songs down on Napster. have patience though, it took me a while to find them as I think only 1 or 2 people actually have them! Take care everyone.... -Buck Hamner NP: anything by Pain of Salvation!!! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 23:47:36 -0500 From: "Jan-Michael" To: Subject: NIGHTWISH and CHILDREN OF BODOM gold in Finland !!! Message-ID: <000b01bfcd16$d6d4ad20$0f2f88cf@jammer> GREAT NEWS for NIGHTWISH !!! -----Original Message----- ]From: Gary Weber [mailto:email_address_removed Sent: Friday, June 02, 2000 8:29 AM To: email_address_removed; email_address_removed Subject: [nightwish] Fw: NIGHTWISH and CHILDREN OF BODOM gold in Finland !!! Directly from Spinefarm: SPINEFARM are very happy to announce that both NIGHTWISH´s brand new "Wishmaster" album and CHILDREN OF BODOM´s "Hate Me" CD-single reached GOLD status today in Finland. NIGHTWISH sold the 20 000 copies in three weeks after the album´s Finnish release, as was the case with CHILDREN OF BODOM (5000 copies sold) too. NIGHTWISH are now touring Finland heavily for the "Wishmaster" album. On Wednesday the band played a sold-out show here in Helsinki in front of 1000+ raging metal fans (supported by the up&coming Finnish goth gods TO/DIE/FOR). Today the band will play a sold-out show in Tampere, Finland, with SONATA ARCTICA as a opening act. All 1500 tickets of this show are already sold out. CHILDREN OF BODOM will play only a couple of summer festivals in Finland, before heading to one-off show at MILWAUKEE METAL FEST in the U.S. The band will enter the ABYSS STUDIO on the 10th of August to record their third studio album. ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 5499 **************************