YTSEJAM Digest 5491 Today's Topics: 1) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 by email_address_removed 2) Best DT Boot Ever ? by "Graham B" 3) Ricardo Suave? by email_address_removed 4) Peace, Love, and Senses of Humor by Digital Man 5) Re: Peace, Love, and Senses of Humor by "Graham B" 6) Tesla!! More fans...yippie! by "Chris Elder" 7) No go on the Lo Pro (formerly Lo Pro Edge) by "T. Beachler" 8) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 by Dan Costello 9) mystery solved (RE: ricardo testa) by email_address_removed 10) Re: Best DT Boot Ever ? by "Jyrki Takalo-Kastari" 11) Mr. Bungle and Mr. Bunghole by email_address_removed 12) You have been selected! -Thinz Vf KlxsYz by Susan Cohen 13) I have talent in ALL whimsical scenarios by "Christopher W. Ptacek" 14) 8x CDRs by Daniel Wannemacher 15) Mastermind: Excelsior by "Gary M. Gettier" 16) Re: Mastermind: Excelsior by 17) New Chroma Key sound clips! by "Mark Bredius" 18) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 by email_address_removed 19) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 by email_address_removed 20) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 by email_address_removed 21) Los Lobotomys / Ice Cycles by CyberDuke 22) 1999 Christmas CD by Chris 23) Re: 1999 Christmas CD by "Graham B" 24) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 by Kurt M Hampton 25) Re: Couter's Dick by Kurt M Hampton 26) Swinging TESTAcles by "Al @ Switchcraft" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 02:55:04 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 Message-ID: In a message dated 5/26/00 11:34:26 PM Mountain Daylight Time, ytsejam@torchsong.com writes: << Just because I am musically trained? I started playing music when I was 6 years old with the violin. Then by 8, I picked up the cello & the guitar. By the time I was 12, I could play nearly any string instrument out there. So I started to learn the drums and I, also, started to take opera lessons. I did not pick up the piano until I was 17, but by then, it was pretty easy to learn. So, Andreas, you could think this is a joke, you could think whatever you want. But, at least, I know I am not. You could pick up any my 4 CDs that are out there. They are kind of hard to find, since they are very limited. My personal favorite CD is my first release (1991) "Coles". >> well...la ti da....excuse us mozart....maybe we should start a list in your honor then..and forget these dream theater guys that only play one instrument... "now that's sarcasm." -Homer Simpson NP: Billy Cobham "Spectrum" ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 17:22:33 +1000 From: "Graham B" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Best DT Boot Ever ? Message-ID: I've got a boot a couple of weeks ago that IMO is perhaps the best and most complete DT boot I've ever heard, for both sound quality and band performance (James voice in particular). DT's performance at Helsinki Finland from 24th March 2000. The source is undoubtabily soundboard and IMO has a better sound than the 'Once In A Lifetime' live set. Yes it's that good. Unfortuneatly the first 3 mins of the recording, the sound is only from the right hand side. That aside the boot is perfect. Does anyone have a copy of this show that dosen't have the glitch during the first few minutes ? I am looking for a non mp3 source Orlando show, if anyone can help ? gaz NP: Hammerfall - Acoustic Legacy boot 'If you don't have a sense of humour or are too stupid to understand sarcasm don't complain to me, because I don't give a shit' ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 03:50:56 -0400 (EDT) From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Ricardo Suave? Message-ID: After reading the last post from our most talented musician, and then pulling myself back up (from the floor), the thought occurs to me, Yeah, but have you ever been with a woman? O&BTW training doesn't = talent, especially in the mentally chalenged. np A Perfect Circle- Judith There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Hamlet; (1/5/ 175-176) Billy. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 04:05:49 -0400 From: Digital Man To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Peace, Love, and Senses of Humor Message-ID: On 2000-05-26 at 22:37 -0700, ytsejam@torchsong.com truly believed: > Date: Fri, 26 May 2000 12:17:47 +0100 > From: Graham Borland > Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5488 > > Digital Man wrote: > > BTW, I think it's awesome when someone British calls me "mate." Let's > > head down to the pub for a pint. :) > > Oh, you almost had me fooled there for a second. :-) No, dude, I'm serious. It's like "yo" from a fellow New Yorker, or "dude" from a Californian, or "hoser" from a Canadian. I really to want to get to England sometime, just so I can get a pint of Bass and have someone call me "mate." But I'll avoid Scotland. I hear they fuck sheep. :) --- > Date: Fri, 26 May 2000 13:31:17 CEST > From: "Ricardo Testa" > Subject: Re: Re: Boring!! > > Joke? I'm sorry, but I do not joke around when it comes to music. Who are > you calling an idiot!!???!? Just because I am musically trained? I started > playing music when I was 6 years old with the violin. Then by 8, I picked Oh, sorry. I don't remember giving a shit. --- > Date: Fri, 26 May 2000 06:03:10 -0700 (PDT) > From: "Webmaster Ytsejam.com" > Subject: The Story of Spam and The End Of Jam > > I've had one, count 'em one, EOJ in 5 years and a peice of SPAM > get's one on the last Jam??? Well, maybe that explains it. Maybe Bafu's working for a spam company now. OK, it's clearly too late to be posting to the Jam. Dive! Dive! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Digital Man \|/ ____ \|/ "640 K ought to be enough email_address_removed "@'/ ,. \`@" memory for everyone." -Gates email_address_removed /_| \__/ |_\ "He won't need a bed http://www.dreamt.org/d-man \__U_/ He's a digital man" -Peart ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 18:18:26 +1000 From: "Graham B" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Peace, Love, and Senses of Humor Message-ID: > No, dude, I'm serious. It's like "yo" from a fellow New Yorker, or > "dude" from a Californian, or "hoser" from a Canadian. I really to > want to get to England sometime, just so I can get a pint of Bass and > have someone call me "mate." > > But I'll avoid Scotland. I hear they fuck sheep. Nope that would be New Zealand :) Anyway Scots are too tight (cheapskates) to fuck. Their too tight too buy condoms. If they don't use condoms it means the chance of getting a woman pregnant and more expense of bringing up a child. That's why Scots don't fuck :) No offence intended to the other Graham B or any other jocks on the list. gaz NP Therion - Vovin ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 04:35:35 -0400 From: "Chris Elder" To: Subject: Tesla!! More fans...yippie! Message-ID: <001401bfc7b6$88504340$042c56d1@chriseld> Yea!! More Tesla fans. The best thing about these guys is that they are out to have fun. Just good 'ole no frills rock 'n roll. Nothing fancy, just good fun music. Also one of my first rock shows that I saw. What a blast. BTW - you missed a band member. Frank Hannon is in a band called MoonDog Mane. This is a definate must own. Just like Tesla, no frills, just good old fashioned rock. It has some southern/bluesy feel to it. Reminds me of Kenny Wayne, but more fun. It is a superb disc to cruise to on a nice summer day, with the windows down feeling the wind... Bar 7 - huh? What happened to Sofa King? That was the original name. Was it taken or something? They even had a cool Flash web site to promote themselves. They never released an album but they had various clips on the site. SoulMotor - Very good solid rock CD. Recommend as well. lastly - a friend mentioned a band called Rocket Scientists. Anyone heard of them? Any info? He said they are prog. Just curious. -c ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 04:06:53 -0700 (PDT) From: "T. Beachler" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: No go on the Lo Pro (formerly Lo Pro Edge) Message-ID: Dan Costello asked: Is it possible to tighten or loosen the tension on the whammy bar itself?The bridge is an Ibanez lo pro edge and the bar just pops in, as opposed to screwing in like some do. I notice there are two plastic gaskets on the bar itself, on the part that goes inside the bridge - could those be be worn down and be the cause? -Dan DAN, Replace the two nylon washers on the whammy bar. The have worn down. In case you have a hard time finding replacements (I don't know where you live) try this trick: http://www.jemsite.com/tech/t_3other.htm#tremarmrot If that doesn't work, try running a lighter over the washers 'quickly'. This will make the washers slightly irregular and fit in the arm cavity more snug than normal. I hope that helps! ===== ------------------------ J. Todd Beachler "But they are useless. They can only give you answers." -Pablo Picasso on computers __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. http://invites.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 08:49:53 -0400 From: Dan Costello To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 Message-ID: > Joke? I'm sorry, but I do not joke around when it comes to music. Who are > you calling an idiot!!???!? Just because I am musically trained? Wow, the guy really IS an ass. And I had given him the benefit of the doubt... -Dan. NP: The Irish Tenors - "Oh Danny Boy" ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 09:37:10 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: mystery solved (RE: ricardo testa) Message-ID: "Testa" mean "head" in a Italian, which would make this guy's name "Dick Head." I think the joke's on the people who took him seriously... NP: Ocean Machine - Biomech ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 17:46:57 +0300 From: "Jyrki Takalo-Kastari" To: Subject: Re: Best DT Boot Ever ? Message-ID: <002901bfc7ea$6926fa20$1eee26d4@masiina> ----- Original Message ----- ]From: "Graham B" To: "Multiple recipients of list" Sent: Saturday, May 27, 2000 10:49 AM Subject: Best DT Boot Ever ? > > I've got a boot a couple of weeks ago that IMO is perhaps the best > and most complete DT boot I've ever heard, for both sound quality > and band performance (James voice in particular). > > DT's performance at Helsinki Finland from 24th March 2000. > The source is undoubtabily soundboard and IMO has a better > sound than the 'Once In A Lifetime' live set. > Yes it's that good. > Unfortuneatly the first 3 mins of the recording, the sound is only > from the right hand side. That aside the boot is perfect. Any finnish people out there who have a copy of this? I could trade you some blank CD-Rs or money for a copy of this one. Please contact me if you have it! I need it desparetly! ;) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 12:52:19 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Mr. Bungle and Mr. Bunghole Message-ID: <> I have an mp3 I got off of a friend of a live concert of Mr Bungle doing "Existential Blues". Has anyone heard this song? If there was a definite opposite of mainstream, that song would be it. :-) <> Well, I'm just going to leave this go. Until I reach the rank of "God" where then I will give this man carpal tunnel syndrome so he cannot post to the `jam. Zack ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 12:06:44 From: Susan Cohen To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: You have been selected! -Thinz Vf KlxsYz Message-ID: <395.412805.87817@localhost> WE HAVE SELECTED YOU FOR THIS EXCLUSIVE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY! Be financially independent in the year 2000! $15,000 cash a month potential working only 5 to 15 hours a week! No competition, no inventory, no product hassles. 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No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted, in any form by any means whatsoever. Any such use of this document in any form, without the express prior written consent of the author is prohibited by law. 167.0 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 12:20:44 -0500 From: "Christopher W. Ptacek" To: Subject: I have talent in ALL whimsical scenarios Message-ID: <000d01bfc7ff$e51e0140$4f51fea9@madstation> > > Unsubscribe?? HA! I don't think so! The YtseJam NEEDS me. I am talented > > in ALL musical instruments (ALL strings, ALL keys, vocals, drums, etc...) I > > have more talent and experience than MOST of you! I have been trained at > > various schools throughout the world. I have wondered how this mail list > > has lasted without me. First I laughed, because this had to be a joke. It wasn't terribly original, but I hadn't seen it in a while. Then I saw the response and thought "Wow... I don't have to judge his musical ability to decide for myself that this guy sis a fuckin' TOOL" and now, I'm hoping against hope that maybe he's not an ass... maybe English is his second (of 13 probably) language and he just doesn't possess the grammatical command to express what he's trying to say... so maybe he went over the top accidentally. Oh wait... no. That hope has passed. Ricardo: please provide some MP3s of your music. I will even host them for you if you can't figure out how to put something up at one of the free sites. This is your chance to back up your statement. I'm quite certain that with 4 cds (how many cds do the Backstreet Boys have out?) you have to have at least one of them yourself. :) Make us some MP3s and show us how "talented in ALL musical instruments" you are. Then again, maybe this IS a joke. Then I've been had! Hahaha! - Chris Agrees with Lars, but Hates M****ica, for the mundane reason, that they just don't make good music. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 19:15:39 +0200 From: Daniel Wannemacher To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: 8x CDRs Message-ID: > Today I learned something. My CD player can't play Cdr's burned @ 8X. I > bought the prism disc Stream of Conciousness from Dan (thanks dude) and > it makes funny noises. I copied it for a dude tonight, and the copy @ 4X > playes beautifully. Oh well you know what they say...ITS A SONY. Try copying on brand media. No-Name-Media are known for causing various problems. Check: http://www.maxtarget.com/hardware/cdrom/cd_quality.shtml I recently experienced some problems burning PSX-Games on the media a friend brought for himself. (I burnt as usual @ 4X). Recording on the same media @ 2X worked for it. And my PC could even read the first copy. I really don't believe a CD-Player won't read a properly burnt CDR. -dany -- Daniel Wannemacher 'And if I don't see you no more in this world, email_address_removed.de I'll meet you in the next one, http://on.to/dany But don't be late............' -J.H. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 13:43:12 -0400 From: "Gary M. Gettier" To: Ytsejam list Subject: Mastermind: Excelsior Message-ID: Anyone know where I can find Mastermind's Excelsior for a decent price? It seems to be over $30 every where I look. Gary -- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gary M. Gettier ><(((+> email_address_removed "Until the majority of the people are emancipated from authority over their minds, we are not safe." - Lucy Colman ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 11:06:11 -0700 (PDT) From: To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Mastermind: Excelsior Message-ID: Laser's Edge has it listed on their site for $18. I have no idea if it's in stock or not, but try there (www.lasercd.com). NOTE: I have no connection with LE, other than as someone who occasionally orders CDs from there. Come to think of it, I have no real connection with anyone of any sort of power or that could give me money or fame or even the occasional discounted cheeseburger. I must be doing something wrong... dt Moving from SF to Bethesda, MD in 14 days ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 21:07:12 +0200 From: "Mark Bredius" To: "Ytsejam" , "The Mirror" Subject: New Chroma Key sound clips! Message-ID: <000301bfc80e$c3784640$0100007f@localhost> Hey guys! The new Chroma Key album, "You Go Now", was mastered on Monday, May 22nd, 2000... If you want your copy to be signed by Kevin, make sure you order the album before June 12th, 2000... http://www.chromakey.com/order.html A few of the songs have been renamed since last month... Here is the new (and final) tracklisting: 1. Get Back in the Car 2. Another Permanent Address 3. Nice to Know 4. Lunar 5. When You Drive 6. Subway 7. Please Hang Up 8. Astronaut Down 9. You Go Now Two new sound clips from "When You Drive" and "Astronaut Down" can be found on the audio page. The sound clips are available in both Real Audio and MP3 format... http://www.chromakey.com/audio.html The "Get Back in the Car" sound clip has been replaced by a clip from the mastered version... Mo(o)re coming soon! If you would like to help promote Chroma Key, please send this note to your friends and ask them to check out the samples! If you have a homepage, we would greatly appreciate a link to the Chroma Key website... Feel free to grab one of the banners or buttons from the following page: http://www.chromakey.com/link2us.html Thanks! Mark Bredius email_address_removed http://www.chromakey.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 15:21:55 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 Message-ID: In a message dated 5/27/00 1:34:32 AM Eastern Daylight Time, ytsejam@torchsong.com writes: << Graham B wrote: > > > Unsubscribe?? HA! I don't think so! The YtseJam NEEDS me. I am > > talented in ALL musical instruments (ALL strings, ALL keys, vocals, > > drums, etc...) I have more talent and experience than MOST of you! I > > have been trained at various schools throughout the world. I have > > wondered how this mail list has lasted without me. > > Yep your best instrument would have to be blowing your own > trumpet ......... > > gaz > Gaz......you got that wrong my friend, in this case I think he's probably most talented at playing his skin flute. ;) Coldie >> If he could play HIS skin flute, he wouldn't need a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Later, Ultraking ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 15:24:24 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 Message-ID: In a message dated 5/27/00 1:34:32 AM Eastern Daylight Time, ytsejam@torchsong.com writes: << Joke? I'm sorry, but I do not joke around when it comes to music. Who are you calling an idiot!!???!? Just because I am musically trained? I started playing music when I was 6 years old with the violin. Then by 8, I picked up the cello & the guitar. By the time I was 12, I could play nearly any string instrument out there. So I started to learn the drums and I, also, started to take opera lessons. I did not pick up the piano until I was 17, but by then, it was pretty easy to learn. So, Andreas, you could think this is a joke, you could think whatever you want. But, at least, I know I am not. You could pick up any my 4 CDs that are out there. They are kind of hard to find, since they are very limited. My personal favorite CD is my first release (1991) "Coles". Well, take care. Ciao. :) >> Now that you've taken all that time to work on your music, why dont you work on getting some manners and learn to act like a decent human being??? Just curious.... Regards, Ultraking ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 15:26:29 EDT From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 Message-ID: In a message dated 5/27/00 1:34:32 AM Eastern Daylight Time, ytsejam@torchsong.com writes: << >Unsubscribe?? HA! I don't think so! The YtseJam NEEDS me. >> By the way, you're right, we do "need" you. Even the darkest of dramas get some comedy relief sometimes. What a wanker. Hasta, Ultraking ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 28 May 2000 00:09:56 +0200 From: CyberDuke To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Los Lobotomys / Ice Cycles Message-ID: > From: email_address_removed > Subject: new stuff for tone > > i am looking for the following: los lobotomys and > mvp. anyone here willing to trade that may have em? I just got mine Los Lobotomys CD some month ago, thru a Japanese friend. Freaking 28$! ;( But I read/was told that these releases are only available on Japanese labels only. And Greg Mathiason Project - Baked Potato Super Live, which is almost same line-up, ... I even think it counts as LL album. GREAT gig and playing. And don't plan trading them ever. :) Digital, ... was that a good review on Ice Cycles? :( Man, .. I am the only jammer who thinks that Ice Cycles sucks big time compared to When Pus Comes to Shove? All the funk is gone, groove is gone, ... just some average ballads and grunge songs IMHO. :( > From: email_address_removed > > and generally talking about anything but DT until a tour starts > again or an album is released, then it'll be back to "Did you hear > that part of John's solo on the new album? He was off a half > tone!" To which Al will respond that he was in fact playing > correctly, you're just using inferior equipment from Sony to > listen to music, and if you'd simply be willing to invest > a few tens of thousands of dollars on a couple of > monoblock tube amps, you'd hear it too. LOLOLOLOL :)) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 18:34:31 -0400 From: Chris To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: 1999 Christmas CD Message-ID: I haven't received it either. What a waste of money. I haven't gotten any newsletters or anything since signing up. The fan club is probably only run by one or two people. There's too much demand I suppose for only a few people to handle. I guess it's like the Bahr ordeal. Chris. > Date: Fri, 26 May 2000 14:48:47 -0300 > From: Alexandro Talamini > To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" > Subject: 1999 Christmas CD > > Hi jammers, > > I haven't gotten the stated CD yet. Anyone in the same situation?? Is there > any fan-club official word on that?? ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 28 May 2000 09:17:15 +1000 From: "Graham B" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: 1999 Christmas CD Message-ID: > I haven't received it either. What a waste of money. I haven't > gotten any newsletters or anything since signing up. The fan club is > probably only run by one or two people. There's too much demand I > suppose for only a few people to handle. I guess it's like the Bahr > ordeal. Before you opened your big mouth on this list bitching about the FC maybe you should have used your obvious tiny brain. Perhaps instead of trying to embarass and shame the FC, you could have sent a polite email to them to ask about any delays. There are no newsletters, you get 4 quality colour magazines each each, even someone as stupid as you can work out that adds up to a magazine every 3 months. One is possibily overdue right now, but I don't see anyone else here bitching. I've been a member since 1995 and have found it great value for money, even without the xmas CD. Grow up gaz ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 18:26:47 -0500 From: Kurt M Hampton To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5490 Message-ID: > Unsubscribe?? HA! I don't think so! The YtseJam NEEDS me. I am talented > in ALL musical instruments (ALL strings, ALL keys, vocals, drums, etc...) I > have more talent and experience than MOST of you! I have been trained at > various schools throughout the world. I have wondered how this mail list > has lasted without me. Actually a while, i have been around here for about 2 years, and i have carried the weight of world and no one can save you this time :) i can't play a lick of a note on anything, many of us can't and we keep the jam alive. kurt np-steve vai sex and religion (man this guy can play, and can't! OMG I can appreciate music without knowing about jack shit :) "damn I need a new signature now" me after reading ytsejam 5456 ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 18:33:44 -0500 From: Kurt M Hampton To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: Couter's Dick Message-ID: Well i did talk to some girls backstage, and they had smoe stories but we won't go there. So was it like Poison? Did you travel with 250 boxes of condoms? (I stole this form Korg in the mp.com forum, trying to get hime back here.) Where are you KORGX3? Kurt "damn I need a new signature now" me after reading ytsejam 5456 ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 18:55:50 -0500 From: "Al @ Switchcraft" To: retaehT maerD Subject: Swinging TESTAcles Message-ID: Retardo Testa wrote: (translated) <"Blah blah blah, I'm great..." Oh boy! Another newbie with delusions of grandeur. -- Al - The Ytse-ProGtologist ^ Switchcraft Microsystems ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" --Will Rogers ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 5491 **************************