YTSEJAM Digest 5403 Today's Topics: 1) Rush news - NDTC by "Thomas C. Gillingham" 2) Re: more band names... by Brad Plumb 3) Subject: Re: Napster Irony by "Jason Gelnett" 4) Band names & sentimental moments by "Tibor Varady 2.0" 5) Napster Irony by Emre Topuzoglu 6) Re: Band Names by Josh Calkin 7) About marillion by "Wifreddy Chiang" 8) Band names & Starblazers by Robert Rivers 9) Money Talks by Chris Oates 10) A band name tidbit concerning MP's past. by Brian Larkin 11) Crutches aren't just for broken legs. by "Korg Ecksthrey" 12) Re: more band names... by email_address_removed 13) RE: band names by "The Honorable Ari Goldmann" 14) DTIFC CD? by "Alexis/Axel" 15) Re: more band names... by "Michele Moran" 16) Re: Band Names by Andrew Coutermarsh 17) DT SFAM boots by Kurt M Hampton 18) PISSED OFF! by Kurt M Hampton 19) Welcome to Page 54 by "Secret_of Area_51" 20) Niacin DVD! by "Trevor W. Hoit" 21) Band names by "Gallop, Neil" 22) acoustic dreams by email_address_removed 23) RE: Napster Irony and other stuff by Simon Krogh 24) Re: Napster Irony and other stuff by "Jyrki Takalo-Kastari" 25) they serve a purpose, after all!! by "Fran Brennan" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 14:34:30 -0600 From: "Thomas C. Gillingham" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Rush news - NDTC Message-ID: I dunno if someone posted this already or not. Go to the following link...there's an article with an interview with Alex Lifeson, a few new pics of him and some great news, in particular the 3rd paragraph in! :-)))) http://www.mackie.com/Mackietone/articles/alexlifeson.asp returning to lurk mode..... ================================================ Web: http://www.execpc.com/~tommer ICQ: 15240956 AIM: DigityzeThis mailto:email_address_removed ================================================ "My opinions may have changed, but the fact that I am right hasn't." -- Anonymous ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 15:09:48 -0600 From: Brad Plumb To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: more band names... Message-ID: At 03:39 AM 3/22/00 -0800, you wrote: > >>"Hey, have you weard 'That Song'?" >>"What song?" >>"You know, 'That Song' off of 'That Album' by 'Those Guys'!?!" >>"Oh, yeah. 'That Song' rocks!" > >That reminds me of a movie I can't recall the name of. This festival >promotor talks to another guy about the bill, the bands are Guess Who, >Yes and The Who. You can probably figure out the rest. > >Promotor: "Who's on first." >Other guy: "Who?" >P: "Yes" >O: "Ah, Yes!" >P: "No, who" >O: ... Slappy: Skippy what's the name of the band on stage. Skippy: Who. Slappy: The Band. Skippy: Who. Slappy: THE BAND ON STAGE!! okay let's try this again. So. Who's on stage? Skippy: Yes!! Slappy: Yes is the name of the band on stage? Skippy: No Aunt Slappy, Yes isn't even at this concert!! Slappy: Okay, Skippy. DO you see the band on stage Skippy: NO! The band's playing later! Right now we're listening to Who! Slappy: THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW!!! Palpatine www.pi-r-squared.com/brad/ Co Founder of NARF: The North Houston Anime Resistance Force, and Historian of Anime-no-kai "Thank God I'm an atheist" -Luis Bunel "There is nothing more pragmatic than idealism" -David Mamet ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 13:29:57 -0800 From: "Jason Gelnett" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Subject: Re: Napster Irony Message-ID: That is strange...I am on Napster all the time, and I have 45 Dream Theater MP3's that are avail. when I am on Napster. I got at least 15 from being on there. Check your search again. THere are almost always between 30-60 at all times. Jason ____________________________ Thats odd..ive searched for DT and had hundreds of matches before... Trent wrote: > I was on Napster one time, so just for shits and > giggles, I did a search for Dream Theater. I came up > with nothing (which is kinda scary, if you think about > it). Then, again for shits and giggles, I did a > search for LTE and found two or three matches. You'd > think they'd have DT if they had LTE. But oh well... > > ===== > *Trent > > AIM- el trento > ICQ- 65190048 > > Sometimes I wish I was a donut > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 22:40:10 +0100 From: "Tibor Varady 2.0" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Band names & sentimental moments Message-ID: I wish my band was called "3rd act", If ya know what I mean. Hey, by the way, I watched Myung speak today, from that european Headbangers Ball from '95. With Good ol Vanessa Warwick. I miss her. There is a historic part there, where Mike says with a sad voice that Jordan is not with them anymore (after that one gig). After that they make fun of Jordan, but j/k. There is another funny part when Mike babbles about how they matured and realized that the song goes first, and not the chops, and all that shit. Then the witty Johnie P. remarks: "I didn't realize that". Anyway, it was funny when he said it. Byers, T-Bone ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 23:46:46 +0200 From: Emre Topuzoglu To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Napster Irony Message-ID: HI there, about napster, try to disconnect and reconnect again,there are many napster servers you can connect to a different server then the last one,those server`s are not connected to eachother, each you connect to other server you can find different matches. Jason Gelnett wrote: > > That is strange...I am on Napster all the time, and I have 45 Dream Theater > MP3's that are avail. when I am on Napster. I got at least 15 from being on > there. Check your search again. THere are almost always between 30-60 at all > times. > > Jason > ____________________________ > Thats odd..ive searched for DT and had hundreds of matches before... > > Trent wrote: > > > I was on Napster one time, so just for shits and > > giggles, I did a search for Dream Theater. I came up > > with nothing (which is kinda scary, if you think about > > it). Then, again for shits and giggles, I did a > > search for LTE and found two or three matches. You'd > > think they'd have DT if they had LTE. But oh well... > > > > ===== > > *Trent > > > > AIM- el trento > > ICQ- 65190048 > > > > Sometimes I wish I was a donut > > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 17:17:10 -0500 (EST) From: Josh Calkin To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Band Names Message-ID: Couter, that was OUR idea. I guess that anything we come up with jointly that was good is YOURS, eh? Heh. Remind me to kick you in the nuts the next time I see you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Josh Calkin email_address_removed, email_address_removed A university is what a college becomes when its faculty loses intrest in its students. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Tue, 21 Mar 2000, Andrew Coutermarsh wrote: > > On Tue, 21 Mar 2000, Josh Calkin wrote: > > > I've always thought the best name for a band would be "Those Guys". > > The first album release ought to be titled "That Album", and first hit > > single called "That Song", naturally. I can almost hear the dialogue on > > every schoolyard in America following the first MTV showing of the video: > > > > "Hey, have you weard 'That Song'?" > > > > "What song?" > > > > "You know, 'That Song' off of 'That Album' by 'Those Guys'!?!" > > > > "Oh, yeah. 'That Song' rocks!" > > Josh stole that idea from me. :P It was MY idea to use "That Band" and > "That Song". But he'd never tell you that :) > > ------------------------------------------------- > Andrew Coutermarsh > email_address_removed > http://cout.dhs.org/ > Cloak on IRC > ICQ: 2513441 > ------------------------------------------------- > The only stupid question is the one that is never > asked, except maybe "Don't you think it's about > time you audited my tax return?" or "But officer, > isn't it morally wrong to give me a warning when, > in fact, I was speeding?" > ------------------------------------------------- > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 18:27:29 -0500 From: "Wifreddy Chiang" To: "Ytsejam" Subject: About marillion Message-ID: Hi there, can any of you tell me which marillion album is better? Radiation or Marillion.com? If you can give me a good review of them both, it would be very appreciated Will ___________________________________________________________________________ "Being laughed at and confused, keeps us pleasantly amused enough to stay." Voices - Dream Theater Np (Now playing) : ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 18:00:36 -0500 From: Robert Rivers To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Band names & Starblazers Message-ID: O.K , here are my band names : Pinebox, Tartar, and my favorite .. Black Stool Wildstar, fire the wave motion gun! Bob ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 15:43:11 -0800 From: Chris Oates To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Money Talks Message-ID: <3.0.5.32.20000322154311.00b86a10@pop> The Eck-ster sed: >Oh come on, what do singers have to buy? A microphone? PLEEEEASE! >Metal guitarists are superior to every other musician on the block because of >the sole fact that we spend the most money on gear than any of the rest of >yas! Vocal training my ass. Axl Rose is the greatest vocal talent ever seen >by humankind! > >And now for the obligatory smiley denoting sarcasm. > >;) Smiley aside, Guitarists do not absolutely spend the most $$ on gear. It's usually whoever has the most money spends the most money. You could have an entire band made up of Goodwill Special instruments, and a singer with a $1,000.00 mic cause he can afford it. Hm. "Goodwill Special" -- good band name. :) Of course, I happen to believe that keyboardists spend the most $$, since I am one and I've spent much more than the other members of my band on ear. I should prolly include a smiley or something to indicate that I'm not entirely serious... Aw, screw it. :P ~Chris ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 20:56:48 -0500 From: Brian Larkin To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: A band name tidbit concerning MP's past. Message-ID: You guys are gonna love this ... I just hope Mike doesn't mind, lol. I distinctly remember an interview Mike Portnoy did a few years back on Fingers' Metal Shop on WBAB on Long Island, where Mike confirmed (unless I was either drunk, or delusionary, or both) for the listening audience a rumour that one of the bands he was in when he was younger did in fact refer to themselves as ... *drum roll, Portnoy-style* Mangled Clit. ~Brian "We all have skeletons in the closet, ya know?" -MP, '94 (in ref. to above) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 19:49:08 -0700 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: Subject: Crutches aren't just for broken legs. Message-ID: <002601bf9472$62b2a280$290d84d0@default> > usually whoever has the most money spends the most money. You could > an entire band made up of Goodwill Special instruments, and a singer > $1,000.00 mic cause he can afford it. A microphone is such a crutch, though. A singer with any >real< talent can easily project his voice without the use of amplification. And the even >better< ones can project it right onto the DAT in the studio without a mic at all. I mean, haven't your singing instructors been teaching you ventriloquism in the least? What morons! -- kORGx3 oOPS cAPS lOCK! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 22:05:59 EST From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: more band names... Message-ID: In a message dated 3/22/00 3:48:19 PM Eastern Standard Time, email_address_removed writes: << At 03:39 AM 3/22/00 -0800, you wrote: > >>"Hey, have you weard 'That Song'?" >>"What song?" >>"You know, 'That Song' off of 'That Album' by 'Those Guys'!?!" >>"Oh, yeah. 'That Song' rocks!" > >That reminds me of a movie I can't recall the name of. This festival >promotor talks to another guy about the bill, the bands are Guess Who, >Yes and The Who. You can probably figure out the rest. > >Promotor: "Who's on first." >Other guy: "Who?" >P: "Yes" >O: "Ah, Yes!" >P: "No, who" >O: ... Slappy: Skippy what's the name of the band on stage. Skippy: Who. Slappy: The Band. Skippy: Who. Slappy: THE BAND ON STAGE!! okay let's try this again. So. Who's on stage? Skippy: Yes!! Slappy: Yes is the name of the band on stage? Skippy: No Aunt Slappy, Yes isn't even at this concert!! Slappy: Okay, Skippy. DO you see the band on stage Skippy: NO! The band's playing later! Right now we're listening to Who! Slappy: THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW!!! >< Hahaha. animaniacs...thats what i thought of. those were the days ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 22:48:48 -0500 From: "The Honorable Ari Goldmann" To: Subject: RE: band names Message-ID: Here's my list of band names that i personally like: Dying Fetus, Cumchrist, Rotting Christ, Circle of Dead Children, Gorgasm, Septic Flesh, Tasty Gore, Viral Lord, and my personal favorite, Thou Shalt Suffer. Just my two cents.... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 23:12:01 -0400 From: "Alexis/Axel" To: "ytsejam" Subject: DTIFC CD? Message-ID: <003001bf9475$8f7112e0$message_id_removed> Hey people. I just wanted to ask those of you who were members of the fan club and didn't have to renew your subscription to get the latest issue: did all of you get your christmas cds already? Because I still haven't. That baby definitely has to be lost in the mail, I think. Damn it this sucks. Alexis ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 23:31:15 -0500 From: "Michele Moran" To: Subject: Re: more band names... Message-ID: <00a801bf9480$a0d806a0$message_id_removed> that's my favorite Animanics episode! with all this talk of band names, my mind went right to that ep. :-) Michele =========== come to dinner with me. we'll walk down the main street, all dressed up. we'll make time for coffee, i know that caffiene makes you sad but just this once, would you do that for me? 'cause up in heaven, you're a shoe-in if you open up your heart to me -- ida an island of calm. . . http://johndoe.org/islandofcalm/ ----- Original Message ----- ]From: To: "Multiple recipients of list" Sent: Wednesday, March 22, 2000 10:11 PM Subject: Re: more band names... > Slappy: Skippy what's the name of the band on stage. > Skippy: Who. > Slappy: The Band. > Skippy: Who. > Slappy: THE BAND ON STAGE!! okay let's try this again. So. Who's on stage? > Skippy: Yes!! > Slappy: Yes is the name of the band on stage? > Skippy: No Aunt Slappy, Yes isn't even at this concert!! > Slappy: Okay, Skippy. DO you see the band on stage > Skippy: NO! The band's playing later! Right now we're listening to Who! > Slappy: THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW!!! >< > > Hahaha. animaniacs...thats what i thought of. those were the days ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 00:19:42 -0500 (EST) From: Andrew Coutermarsh To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Band Names Message-ID: On Wed, 22 Mar 2000, Josh Calkin wrote: > Couter, that was OUR idea. I guess that anything we come up with > jointly that was good is YOURS, eh? Heh. Remind me to kick you in the > nuts the next time I see you. Actually... To be quite honest, I'd discussed that with a drummer friend of mine in high school LONG before you and I had discussed it - that is why I claim it's my (well, my and Erik's) idea. If we DID discuss it jointly, then it was because of something I mentioned about it beforehand. :) ------------------------------------------------- Andrew Coutermarsh email_address_removed http://cout.dhs.org/ Cloak on IRC ICQ: 2513441 ------------------------------------------------- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 23:45:56 -0600 From: Kurt M Hampton To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: DT SFAM boots Message-ID: Hmm I don't know about this one. I found this guy that had a SF one, and he offered me a trade for a St Louis one, he said it is MUCH clearer. I should get it early next week, Ill post when I get it. I did get my grubby hands on the Chill Of Winter (Boot from the Euro warmup tour). I like this disc a lot. Whoever recorded it did a good job. Im jammin to Overture 1928 right now. Killer stuff live. I can't wait till I get the US tour. When the theme from Twin Peaks starts, I get severe flashbacks. I love DT :) Kurtman NP-Overture 1928 (Can't you read!) there are people singing the notes for some of the solos you can barely hear. its kinda funny :) "and though it leads to nowhere, you part debris and keep on going" - Doubledrive "Gone" "Im inspired and content"-Dream Theater "Scarred" 45.2 % of Americans pee in the shower ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 00:31:21 -0600 From: Kurt M Hampton To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: PISSED OFF! Message-ID: Damn, I get tickets to a rock show, (Creed/Sevendust) the thing sells out completely, and now I find out Satriani is playing THE SAME NIGHT at the HOB. This suks. Personally I am a huge Sevendust fan and would rather see those guys, being that I don't own a single Satch CD. I would love to go watch hime play though. Same thing happened with Vai, sort of. I had some project due for school the next day, the night before I saw Queensryche, and the night after I saw Doubledrive, and some band with Dave Mustaine I think it was. Oh well. Ill catch Satch next time. Kurt *I did find out Six Feet Under is coming Beware of metal. "and though it leads to nowhere, you part debris and keep on going" - Doubledrive "Gone" "Im inspired and content"-Dream Theater "Scarred" 45.2 % of Americans pee in the shower ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 23:22:32 PST From: "Secret_of Area_51" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Welcome to Page 54 Message-ID: ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 01:50:14 -0800 From: "Trevor W. Hoit" To: "'Ytsejam'" Subject: Niacin DVD! Message-ID: There is a Live Niacin DVD coming out 3/28. These guys are great and thier new cd kicks ass! Trevor took too much Niacin once and his skin turned red. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 10:59:23 +0100 From: "Gallop, Neil" To: "'The Ytsejam Mailing list'" Subject: Band names Message-ID: Hi all if you're looking for a new name for a band, there are numerous "band name generators" on the web that will come up with things like 'Bacon Bagels' (can only be a prog band), 'The Filth Of Our Underlings' (black metal, perhaps) and 'Meat Stamp' (punk/hardcore). My favourite real band names have to include 'The Impotent Sea Snakes', 'The Ozark Mountain Daredevils', 'Queens Of The Stone Age' and 'The Men Of Porn'. Neil crawls back under his rock called work. stay safe and happy listening Neil Gallop (email_address_removed) Currently playing: WeltenBrand - Untergang von Trisona ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 05:35:41 EST From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: acoustic dreams Message-ID: > From: "Jason Gelnett" > Subject: Need jpg covers for acoustic dreams > > Could someone send me .jpg scans of the front and back cover > of Acoustic Dreams. Pretty please.....with something on top? 1. Acoustic Dreams was written, recorded, and produced by Mike Bahr at the Mike Bahr Studios, in Mike Bahr Valley, Arizona. He played all the instruments. Acoustic Dreams was released on the Prism label, owned by Mike Bahr. Hence Mike Bahr has the copyrights. He created that project from start to finish with his own hard work and determination. It's his property. If you copy it or ask others for copies of it, Mike Bahr will get mad. 2. Mike Bahr has a bodybuilding cousin named Joey who breaks other people's legs. If Mike Bahr finds out you're getting something of his without paying him lots of money and waiting a hefty six months for it, he'll get mad. If Mike Bahr gets mad, he'll send Joey to your house to blow it down like the big bad wolf. Watch that chinny-chin-chin, Jason. 3. No one gives a hoot about points 1 and 2. In fact, point 1 is utter nonsense and point 2 is debatable because no one has ever seen Mike Bahr and Cousin Joey in the same place at the same time. Dream Theater rules. Bafu Vai ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 16:28:06 +0100 From: Simon Krogh To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" Subject: RE: Napster Irony and other stuff Message-ID: <731C028728CED11186430006290544CF095080@NT02> Trent went: >> I was on Napster one time, so just for shits and giggles, I did a search for Dream Theater. I came up with nothing (which is kinda scary, if you think about it). Then, again for shits and giggles, I did a search for LTE and found two or three matches. You'd think they'd have DT if they had LTE. But oh well... << Maybe you should've tried Dream TheatRE...it's a common mistake. On the cover of my newly acquired Rudess/Morgenstein-project cd there's a sticker saying "New keyboardist of Dream Theatre"! in other words: it's everywhere... On the bandnames thread: The band i'm playing in is called (translated from Danish) "Don't get mad at me...I'm just telling you what they're called!" :) We also take pride in making songtitles that make no sense at all like "It's almost christmas and i want a Playboy", "Simba the thundergod" or "When voices turn to flour" And now for something completely different: I just bought a Korg Trinity! Wow, whatta board! I love the touch screen, the lead patches(The classic Derek-lead is right there on patch #B79!), I love the wahwah effect and all the other effects for that matter. The keyboard action is incredible, and it only cost me $1300. I'll stop my ramblings now... Simon Krogh me cant wait till march 30th when DT comes to town ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 17:47:31 +0200 From: "Jyrki Takalo-Kastari" To: Subject: Re: Napster Irony and other stuff Message-ID: <001001bf94df$1a44d640$18ee26d4@masiina> ----- Original Message ----- ]From: "Simon Krogh" To: "Multiple recipients of list" Sent: Thursday, March 23, 2000 5:33 PM Subject: RE: Napster Irony and other stuff > Maybe you should've tried Dream TheatRE...it's a common mistake. On the > cover of my newly acquired Rudess/Morgenstein-project cd there's a sticker > saying "New keyboardist of Dream Theatre"! in other words: it's > everywhere... Yeah... Even on my Live In Tokyo video. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 11:45:50 PST From: "Fran Brennan" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: they serve a purpose, after all!! Message-ID: A freind of mine passed this along to me, and I had to share it. You heard right, CNN is reporting that the music of the Backstreet Boys are being used by University of Toronto campus police to "torture" students into ending a sit-in in the president's office. There were 20 students, but only 8 are left after 6 days of Backstreet Boys torture. I have to admit, I would have been one of the ones to leave. I'm going to have nightmares just thinking about it. Check out the entire story at the below link. http://www.arcadeathome.com/gate.phtml?http://www.cnn.com/2000/WORLD/americas/03/22/canada.backstreet.boys.reut/index.html Hee hee hee -Fran/Banjoman np: Transatlantic ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 5403 **************************