YTSEJAM Digest 5314 Today's Topics: 1) Tom Landry vs. Charlie Brown by Jon Parmet 2) essential footwear? by "Partha Mukhopadhyay" 3) Portnoy/Petrucci Clinics and Tour Set List by "M. Emerson" 4) Home recording & other stuff by "Awake ." 5) Re: art as expression, not as market plaintains :P [...] by Jon Parmet 6) by "mr. case" 7) asdf by "JWOpitz" 8) pink floyd by "Fran Brennan" 9) Ibanez JPM100 by email_address_removed 10) RE: pink floyd by David Dixon 11) Re: pink floyd by "Kenn de Mello" 12) FS: Savatage, Shadow Gallery, Tori, Zappa by Dan Temmesfeld 13) Re: pink floyd by "Matt J Lough" 14) just testing by "chahram riazi" 15) Re: Pink Floyd by "Korg Ecksthrey" 16) Re: Error Condition Re: Posting rejected by "William Kirkland" 17) Re: 2 specific questions. by Eckie 18) Re: John Myung Lives!!!!!!!!!! by Eckie 19) Re: Pink Floyd by Andrew Coutermarsh 20) Hi to all, by "Brad Watt" 21) Re[2]: dt rarities by Lorenzo Dal Bello 22) Re: FS: Savatage, Shadow Gallery, Tori, Zappa by NuGgeTMaN 23) silly looking guitars...etc... by "Paul Evans" 24) Damn Spock's Bears!!! by "Korg Ecksthrey" 25) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5312 by Mark Moore 26) Radio Pay for Play by Brian Hansen ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 16:35:05 +0000 From: Jon Parmet To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Tom Landry vs. Charlie Brown Message-ID: To the person who posted about Landry (sorry too lazy to go to the archives right now :), there was a comic in the Editorial section of a local paper I thought you'd get a kick out of. The caption had both Tom and Charlie's dates of birth/death and the picture showed Tom placeholding the ball for Charlie. Tom is grinning saying "I promise I won't pull the ball away this time" and Charlie is smiling "This IS heavan!" > ~bastard - adj. illegitimate (fig) spurious, false, > abnormal in size or shape Oh jeeze, last thing Korg needs is compliment. Now his head is gonna get all swollen up :) I will agree though that it (korg's objection to the multiple posting as well as the subsequent tirades about the other part of his post) should have been kept to private e-mail. Yes, we know it was re-posted multiple time Korg, thanks for the update. Yes, we know some people didn't take his post funny, thanks for the update. Overhead posts... kinda list this one ;) Speaking of death, this timeline must cease!!!! :) > People take death too seriously. It usually isn't a problem until it's at the expense of celebrating life. > If no one made fun of me when I died I'd be seriously offended. :P Will anyone notice? :P "If you don't attend your friend's funeral, they won't attend yours." - Yogi Berra Regards, Jon "Can I joke about Korg's death before it's happened?" Parmet ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 08:54:35 PST From: "Partha Mukhopadhyay" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: essential footwear? Message-ID: what DT boots do you consider "essential"/gotta have type pieces of any fanatic's collection? Being here 5 years has left me with an impression that items like Mind Control and The Dance of Eternity (2 disc version) make that cut, and I'd say that, whatever you think of Mike Bahr, Acoustic Dreams might be on that list. What other items should be a part of every DT obsessed maniac's collection? Partha ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 12:05:30 -0500 From: "M. Emerson" To: "Ytse Jam" Subject: Portnoy/Petrucci Clinics and Tour Set List Message-ID: <006401bf78a0$07b6e370$message_id_removed> regarding the clinics -- are we talking about the joint clinics that they did, or their respective individual ones? from what i remember, john and mike were ending their joint clinics with 'universal mind' (i think...it's been 9 or 10 months since i saw one)...i can't remember what they ended their individual clinics with (mike might've ended his with 'erotomania', but don't quote me on that...) as for the medley in the set list, here it is (for the nth time...): pull me under under a glass moon a fortune in lies only a matter of time take the time also, to say that they aren't doing any material from 'awake' is inaccurate...it can vary from show to show... i have heard several people say that they played 'erotomania' at a recent performance, and at the 2nd palace show in california, i saw them play 'voices'... later... mikE emerson email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: 16 Feb 2000 17:05:02 -0000 From: "Awake ." To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Home recording & other stuff Message-ID: Not DT-related of course, but I was wondering if anyone on here has any experience of home recording? I'm working on a little project, and all the usual pitfalls have been fine - the acoustic guitars have gone down like a dream - but the elctric tone just sounds like a bee in a jar. There's only a couple of electric parts on there anyway, but I'd really appreciate any tips. Just for reference, it's a Marshall cab, and a Tascam 8-track ADAT. >early Yes (Fragile, Close To The Edge, Tales From >Topographic Oceans... did I miss one?: Bill Bruford, Oops, Bill Bruford didn't play on Topographic Oceans, that was the pale imitation known as Alan White. >JP was on top of his game. He appeared to have 3 >stacks of 4x12 Mesa Boogie Cabs. He also played >an Ernie Ball guitar most of the time. I think he Was it a regular music man, or his new one? And if the latter...Details, please? >I've been thinking about getting a keyboard and >taking some lessons...But being a guitar player, >I know nothing about keyboards... I'd stick with a Korg X5 which are dirt cheap, or maybe a second hand Trinity which you can pick up for under $1k easy. I think that there's some budget Kurweil that's pretty good, but I've never seen it. >BTW, am I the only one that thinks the Ernie Ball >Music Man guitars look like toy guitars? There's just >something about, say, an Ibanez that says, 'I AM A >METAL GUITAR!!!!'. Stupid as it may sound, the Music >Mans just don't make a visual statement. I know, I >know, visuals don't mean s**t - it's the sound, >stupid. I agree. They look very generic. To quote the Young Ones, "It's all so bloody NICE!!!" >1)Does anyone know whose the hypnoterapist's >voice is in SFAM? It's the guy who's credited in the booklet for recording the vocals...His name escapes me, I think it was Terry Brown or someting like that. ~Simon Sign-up for free Buffy the Vampire Slayer e-mail at http://www.buffymail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 17:27:25 +0000 From: Jon Parmet To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: art as expression, not as market plaintains :P [...] Message-ID: D-man expressed: > > Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2000 17:27:19 +0000 > > From: Jon Parmet > > Subject: art as expression, not as market plaintains :P [...] > > Hey, Mr. Tally Man, tally me emotions > Soundscan come, and me wanna go gold Nice to have you back, man. :) > > > if (art != entertainment) {return (EOF);} > > > > EOF? End of Freedom? :) > > Depends on who you write code for, I suppose. :) I don't 'write code', I express my connection to the Machine Messiah by composing bits here and there. Actually, I'll code for anyone who'll pay me. Otherwise, it's back out on the street with my "Will code Microsoft virii for food" sign :) > early Yes (Fragile, Close To The Edge, Tales From Topographic Oceans... did I > miss one?: Yes (first one), Time And A Word, The Yes Album and Relayer.....for those that cut off the 'early Yes' period at Relayer. And who says popular musicians can't see past the superficiality of pop culture, fad and fashion and truly touch us when they get into some deep, eloquent revelation about 'stuff': > "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids > all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd > love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies > and death and stuff." ---Mariah Carey return (EOF); ------------------------------ Date: 16 Feb 2000 17:37:27 -0000 From: "mr. case" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Message-ID: is this not THE best post to the jam EVER?!!?! i'm in hysterics :) inferno NP: sentenced - frozen >I just happen to be a 15 year old and I am >offended. The people that are "in charge" >of this list are just fine its the morons >that post to it with out thinking that are >the problem. Yes the first guy is a moron >but you don't insult my age group by >associating him with it. > >Joe A. Get Free Email, Anime News, and The Best Prices at http://AnimeNation.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 12:06:42 -0600 From: "JWOpitz" To: Subject: asdf Message-ID: <001901bf78a8$958c4520$1b9068ce@r7m1s8> Again I am asking to be removed from your mailing list. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 10:48:56 PST From: "Fran Brennan" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: pink floyd Message-ID: Ok, I've put off getting into pink floyd for long enough, and I can't hold out any longer. What's the best album to start out with? -fran/banjoman np: Widespread Panic - Wish You Were Here.mp3 p.s. this is a LOOOOONGShot, but does anyone know where I can find Max Creek Mp3's? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Learn everything you possibly can about music, then forget all that shit and PLAY - Dizzy Gillespie (?) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 14:57:40 EST From: email_address_removed To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Ibanez JPM100 Message-ID: Sup, Im in the market for any of JP axes...if anyone has any of the 4 models for sale please E-mail me privatly....i have stuff we can trade like a Ric 330 blk w/case for example if u want to go that route... sorry for the Jam clutter just something that must be done! Ive got to have one!! thanks Dustro ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 13:16:16 -0700 From: David Dixon To: "'ytsejam@torchsong.com'" Subject: RE: pink floyd Message-ID: > Ok, I've put off getting into pink floyd for long enough, and I can't hold > out any longer. What's the best album to start out with? I'd say pick up "Wish You Were Here" and the "The Wall". These are my favorites... :) David ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 15:30:46 -0500 From: "Kenn de Mello" To: Subject: Re: pink floyd Message-ID: <007701bf78bc$b4426c60$message_id_removed> That depends on what you want to hear. Good ones to start out with are Meddle, Wish You Were Here, The Final Cut, The Wall, Dark Side of the Moon... pretty much any of there stuff with Roger Waters and David Gilmore instead of Syd Barrett. For a first disk, go for Meddle. In my opinion that is their best one. Then go for the final cut. The only reason I listed Dark Side is because I would probably get flamed for not listing it;-) ----- Original Message ----- > > Ok, I've put off getting into pink floyd for long enough, and I can't hold > out any longer. What's the best album to start out with? > -fran/banjoman > > np: Widespread Panic - Wish You Were Here.mp3 > > p.s. this is a LOOOOONGShot, but does anyone know where I can find Max Creek > Mp3's? > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Learn everything you possibly can about music, then forget all that shit and > PLAY - Dizzy Gillespie (?) > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 15:31:08 -0500 From: Dan Temmesfeld To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: FS: Savatage, Shadow Gallery, Tori, Zappa Message-ID: I've got the following CDs for sale, shipping included: Tori Amos - Star Profile book & Interview CD $8 Tori Amos - Unauthorized book & Interview CD $8 Savatage - Streets: A Rock Opera $6 Shadow Gallery - Carved in Stone $8 Flesh - Flesh (M.Cherone/P.Bettencourt) $8 Frank Zappa - Does Humor Belong in Music $10 Frank Zappa - Civilization Phase III (2CD book) $20 Faith No More - Live at the Brixton VIDEO $15 If interested, email me at: email_address_removed Dan +- Dan Temmesfeld Galactic Cowboys on the Web -+ email_address_removed http://www.dlm.net/gc/ - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - +- Life is so much cleaner on the page (chromakey)-+ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 16:04:06 -0500 From: "Matt J Lough" To: Subject: Re: pink floyd Message-ID: <001801bf78c1$5c7d4cc0$message_id_removed> Dark Side of the moon is a great disc to start with. If not that, the Wall is another great one. Wish you were here is a great album. Meddle is another great disc, with track six being sync'ed with Jupiter and beyond from the movie 2001. Floyd was originally supposed to do the soundtrack, but Waters pissed off Kubrik, and it didn't happen. But you can sync the two, it's a great 25 minute song. Well, I'm out. Piece. ----- Original Message ----- ]From: Fran Brennan To: Multiple recipients of list Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2000 1:56 PM Subject: pink floyd > > Ok, I've put off getting into pink floyd for long enough, and I can't hold > out any longer. What's the best album to start out with? > -fran/banjoman > > np: Widespread Panic - Wish You Were Here.mp3 > > p.s. this is a LOOOOONGShot, but does anyone know where I can find Max Creek > Mp3's? > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Learn everything you possibly can about music, then forget all that shit and > PLAY - Dizzy Gillespie (?) > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 21:20:51 GMT From: "chahram riazi" To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: just testing Message-ID: I sent a message to the jam a few days ago and it never appeared. Where did it go ? Is witchcraft involved? actually I am glad it never appeared on the jam, it was kinda embarassing. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 14:21:29 -0700 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: Subject: Re: Pink Floyd Message-ID: <004401bf78c3$f1a76ae0$message_id_removed> > Ok, I've put off getting into pink floyd for long enough, and I can't hold > out any longer. What's the best album to start out with? Pink Floyd has gone through three eras. You just have to find one that suits your tastes. :) If you like psychadelic type stuff, your best bet is to start with their releases from Dark Side of the Moon and work your way back. If you like art rock you need to start with The Final Cut and work your way back to Dark Side. If you like most 'pop' type rock you need to get from Momentary Lapse of Reason to present. The two PF albums I find myself returning to the most, though, are The Wall and Momentary Lapse of Reason. MLoR is one of the best mostly because of Terminal Frost, imo. :) Terminal Frost is one of the best rock instrumentals ever written, I think. -- KorgX3 hasn't listened to Pink Floyd for a bit. Might need to do that. :) NP: Spock's Beard - Lay it Down.mp3 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 15:36:46 -0800 From: "William Kirkland" To: Subject: Re: Error Condition Re: Posting rejected Message-ID: <001501bf78d6$b10b3760$285d64d1@e7i7z8> REMOVE ----- Original Message ----- ]From: To: Cc: Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2000 1:06 PM Subject: Error Condition Re: Posting rejected > Your posting to list YTSEJAM was rejected. > Reason: message size limit exceeded (maximum allowed: 10000 bytes) > The first few lines of your message are included herein for reference: > > > REMOVE > > > ----- Original Message ----- > ]From: > To: Multiple recipients of list > Sent: Tuesday, February 15, 2000 9:09 PM > Subject: YTSEJAM digest 5312 > > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 14:36:58 -0700 From: Eckie To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: 2 specific questions. Message-ID: Lorenzo Zoli reminded me of my happy place: > Hi Folks! Hola! > 1)Does anyone know whose the hypnoterapist's voice is in SFAM? James LaBrie, I thought? But to anybody else who has listened to Adam Sandler's albums...that whole hypnotist schtick is just too funny. I keep waiting for a fart to occur somewhere along the album. Just one fart. "As you close your eyes *fart*, you begin *FAAARRRRRRRT* oh, that was you..." "...Open your eyes, Nicholas!" *FARRRRRRRRRRRRRT *. We could make a parody where the last few seconds are just one massively sustained expulsion of rectal vapors! It would make Weird Al proud! ~żEckie en Arizona es mucho loco, no? Es son Taco Bell. Bleeeeeeh. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 14:23:38 -0700 From: Eckie To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: John Myung Lives!!!!!!!!!! Message-ID: Mike Patrick diligently pointed out: > BTW, am I the only one that thinks the Ernie Ball > Music Man guitars look like toy guitars? Whew, and I thought there were only like 3 of us who thought that way. JP looks like Tiny Tim with his Music Man ukalali. If only Tiny Tim could have toured with Pantera... > There's just > something about, say, an Ibanez that says, 'I AM A > METAL GUITAR!!!!!'. RAH!!!! METAL! METAL! MMMMMM! BEEFY! (A suitable metal guitar, for all of Mankind!) > Stupid as it may sound, the Music > Mans just don't make a visual statement. "Is that a Fender? I think some Jamaican witch doctor shrunk its headstock...." > I know, I > know, visuals don't mean s**t - it's the sound, > stupid. Naked voluptuous lesbians sure didn't hinder the Motley Crue act when they toured Phoenix with the Scorps last year :D ~Eckie wails on his whammy bar too much ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 16:58:17 -0500 (EST) From: Andrew Coutermarsh To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Pink Floyd Message-ID: On Wed, 16 Feb 2000, Korg Ecksthrey wrote: > KorgX3 hasn't listened to Pink Floyd for a bit. Might need to do > that. :) Hear hear. Wish I HAD some Pink Floyd so I COULD listen to it. But I really love that group; there's something about it that just grabs me by the balls and doesn't let go until the music is done playing. *SHAMELESS PLUG* If you like PF's stuff, there's a song that I wrote a few years back with a family friend... I didn't realize it at the time, but when the finished product came out, everybody who heard it said it was very Floyd-esque. I found this kinda neat because at the time, I'd never heard Pink Floyd before (this was before my rock/metal days). Now that I think about it, though, the guitarist was probably what made that sound come through, because he has, of course, listened to them a ton. Anyway, if you'd like to hear a rather long instrumental that's not at great quality (I made the MP3 from a cassette that I had because it was the only copy I had - if I can get a hold of the DAT I'm going to make a much better copy), you can go to my webpage (http://cout.dhs.org/) and look under "My Music." It's called Untitled. I'd love to hear what people think of the song, but if you do listen to it, bear in mind that not only did I write in over two days, I was only in tenth grade and the reason there are playing mistakes in it is because Bruce (the guitarist) and I both improvised over MIDI tracks that I had laid down, so it's obviously not perfect. > NP: Spock's Beard - Lay it Down.mp3 This is one of my favorite tracks off Day For Night. It's just so tasty! I am also a HUGE fan of "Distance to the Sun." ------------------------------------------------- Andrew Coutermarsh email_address_removed http://cout.dhs.org/ Cloak on IRC ICQ: 2513441 ------------------------------------------------- The only stupid question is the one that is never asked, except maybe "Don't you think it's about time you audited my tax return?" or "But officer, isn't it morally wrong to give me a warning when, in fact, I was speeding?" ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2000 08:59:51 +1100 From: "Brad Watt" To: Subject: Hi to all, Message-ID: Hi to all, I live in Australia, and I am the biggest fan of Dream Theater in my = Band.( nar the whole band are DT fans) I think the album is great. Can = anyone tell me, what the very first album I can not get it in Australia? Thank's Brad. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 23:00:22 +0100 From: Lorenzo Dal Bello To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re[2]: dt rarities Message-ID: <6958.000216@Libero.it> > I have many a dream theater rarities that I have collected off of some diff > napster servers. I can allow access to my FTP server for a few people (and I think i'm late, but if i could access to your archive... Lorenzo Dal Bello DalBello@Libero.it ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 17:25:17 -0500 From: NuGgeTMaN To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: FS: Savatage, Shadow Gallery, Tori, Zappa Message-ID: I want that Flesh cd!!!!! I've been looking for that since FOREVER!!! Gimmie details dude Dan Temmesfeld wrote: > I've got the following CDs for sale, shipping included: > > Tori Amos - Star Profile book & Interview CD $8 > Tori Amos - Unauthorized book & Interview CD $8 > Savatage - Streets: A Rock Opera $6 > Shadow Gallery - Carved in Stone $8 > Flesh - Flesh (M.Cherone/P.Bettencourt) $8 > Frank Zappa - Does Humor Belong in Music $10 > Frank Zappa - Civilization Phase III (2CD book) $20 > Faith No More - Live at the Brixton VIDEO $15 > > If interested, email me at: email_address_removed > > Dan > > +- Dan Temmesfeld Galactic Cowboys on the Web -+ > email_address_removed http://www.dlm.net/gc/ > - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - > +- Life is so much cleaner on the page (chromakey)-+ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 15:11:34 -0800 From: "Paul Evans" To: "ytsejam" Subject: silly looking guitars...etc... Message-ID: <00b201bf78d3$2b2a7aa0$message_id_removed> Yup, count me in, I can't take the MusicMan guitars seriously. Especially the EVH/Wolfgang/whatever model. Beautiful wood, and they must be great, based on the players who endorse them, but man, that shape, and the dinky headstock... Shows what I care about!!! :-) But hey Korg, who's this new band you mentioned a few jams back? >for the 'jam, I wouldn't have even 1/3 of the CD's I do now, or they'd >likely be Limp Bizkit, Toge+her (lol), etc. rather than Spock's Bears, Spock's Bears?!?! LOL! I have no idea why that makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I read it... Paul ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 16:45:17 -0700 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: Subject: Damn Spock's Bears!!! Message-ID: <000c01bf78d7$e4f7a580$message_id_removed> >Spock's Bears?!?! LOL! I have no idea why that makes me laugh >uncontrollably every time I read it... You're not the only one to dredge this painful memory up. I hate typos! -- KorgX3 thought the name Ursus Vulcanus was more original. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 14:53:17 -0800 (PST) From: Mark Moore To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5312 Message-ID: For the guy putting on the Radio show, some Rush is a necessity for it. 2112 or Cygnus X-1 book would be perfect for the whole prog thing. I would also play some Mulmuzzler and maybe something from the Explorers Club cd. Maybe you should just play the whole new DT cd on it. I am 15 and I can't wait to see DT in Dallas at the Bronce Bowl. For you who don't know, the Canyon Club is part of the Bronco Bowl that seats 500, and stands 1,000. Which kind of sucks, since Dream Theater could sell out a bigger place. But I hear that the sound in there is the best. LONG LIVE RUSH!!!! ===== Mark Moore-drumming is life "HOLD YOUR FIRE- KEEP IT BURNING BRIGHT HOLD THE FLAME 'TIL THE DREAM IGNITES- A SPIRIT WITH A VISION IS A DREAM WITH A MISSION __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2000 16:11:23 -0800 (PST) From: Brian Hansen To: ytsejam@torchsong.com Subject: Radio Pay for Play Message-ID: I thought this might be of interest to some of you, especially anyone in the San Francisco/San Jose area. The local (only) hard rock station 92.3 (www.ksjo.com) is going to play anything this weekend if you pay them. I don't know how they will play some of our "hard to find" favorites, but it should be interesting...(You can probably hear them on the internet.) Anyone want to purchase DT some air time? (FYI, In case you're wondering what the charity here is about, Tracey Biletnikoff is the daughter of ex-Oakland Raider star and current coach Fred Biletnikoff. She was murdered by an ex-boyfriend. Hopefully the money will be used to devise new methods of torture for him.) Here's the station's info: -------- The Rock 92 KSJO is changing format... Well, just for ONE weekend. In an unprecedented move, management at The Rock plans to spread it's legs and completely whore out the station to the highest bidder. That's right - we'll play any song, no matter if it's speed metal, or pussy pop sh!t. You pay, we play... Starting at noon on Friday the 18th and continuing ALL WEEKEND. Now, you're asking yourself... Who the f#ck is the ass-munch that came up with this sh!t? Well, before you get your goddamn nuts torqued, it's all for a good cause. You see, The Rock is raising money for the The Tracey Biletnikoff Foundation using the power of 92 KSJO and the most brutal audience in rock and roll. What does this mean to you? It means you can have The Rock play ANY FREAKING SONG YOU WANT... AS LONG AS YOU PAY... Each spin for a song will start at $25.00. If you're in a band and you want your song played, it'll cost $100.00. You'll be able to place you order online soon, and we'll open up an 800 number for orders and bids during the live broadcast. --------------- __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 5314 **************************