YTSEJAM Digest 5045

Today's Topics:

  1) NDTC:  Help with ADA MP-1
 by email_address_removed
  2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5044
 by Matt Johnston <email_address_removed>
  3) Dt tribute
 by Carlos Andres Alfaro <email_address_removed>
  4) Re: Everything I know about Sweden I learned in a beer commercial.
 by Andreas Skarin <email_address_removed.se>
  5) Re: YTSEJAM digest 5044
 by Andreas Skarin <email_address_removed.se>
  6) Re: <NDTC> Re: YTSEJAM digest 5039 <NDTC>
 by Andreas Skarin <email_address_removed.se>
  7) Symphony X
 by Matt Smith <email_address_removed>
  8) CD Now...
 by "Jeremy Kube" <email_address_removed>
  9) STOP
 by Steffen Barabasch - The Mirror <email_address_removed>
 10) Paint It Bulk
 by IRON HENDERSON <email_address_removed>
 11) RE: <NDTC> Re: YTSEJAM digest 5039 <NDTC>
 by "Mark Bredius" <bredius@quicknet.nl>
 12) Paint...
 by "Jeroen Bakker" <jbakker@bart.nl>
 13) Vlatko Stefanovski cds?
 by "Jarno Tuomainen" <email_address_removed>
 14) Re: Korg's "amazing wit" ahahha
 by Wes Foll <email_address_removed>
 15) RE: Dt tribute
 by Shane Hunziker <email_address_removed>
 16) Portnoy.com
 by Andreas Skarin <email_address_removed.se>
 17) New Prog Band on Mp3.com
 by "Bill Blanchard" <email_address_removed>
 18) The Lisa v. Andreas Jyhad
 by Giannotti Nick    ESC/JSK <email_address_removed>

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Date: Thu, 26 Aug 1999 21:23:29 -0500
From: email_address_removed
To: email_address_removed
Subject: NDTC:  Help with ADA MP-1
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


I just purchased a used ADA MP-1.  Don't laugh.....I like the way it sounds
and I think it will fit nicely in my Mesa Boogie Quad Preamp/Simu-Class 395
and Fender Twin Reverb II setup.  The problem is there was no manual.
Would someone with a MP-1 be willing to copy the manual for me?  I will pay
for the copies and shipping.

Thanks,




Richard

e-mail:  email_address_removed
www:     http://home.midsouth.rr.com/rwarren


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Date: Thu, 26 Aug 1999 19:15:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: Matt Johnston <email_address_removed>
To: Multiple recipients of list <email_address_removed>
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5044
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


On Thu, 26 Aug 1999 email_address_removed wrote:

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>Date: Thu, 26 Aug 1999 19:59:08 -0400
>From: "chris herbst" <email_address_removed>
>To: email_address_removed
>Subject: suscribe ytsejam email_address_removed
>Message-ID: <message_id_removed>
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Wanna "help" this person, Andreas?  We could all use another laugh.

--Matt


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Date: Thu, 26 Aug 1999 22:24:51 -0400
From: Carlos Andres Alfaro <email_address_removed>
To: email_address_removed
Subject: Dt tribute
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


  Oh well,
i just need to get this out of my system,
is it just me, or this cd just sucks!? Most of the songs ive heard
besides having bad singers, they plain just play the songs wrong! Its
simply horrendous! AFIL, PMU, MEt damn messed up tempos, and plain wrong
notes!  I dont know, it may have been an honest effort and all, but IMO
this belongs on like a free promo disc with your order or something like
that on an online cd store... and well the thing about the 2nd cd with
the original songs, well we all know about those rumours regarding what
was said with Working man? well hows that ? i mean a double cd of bands
you wouldnt have bought otherwise, and only are getting because of DT's
name in their tribute, which sounds more like garage covers any
how...those of you who have seen Eleventh Hour/Images and words perform,
know how good and close to DT they sound. But most of these bands really
really (cant find a more appropriate word IMO) SUCK!  And to those of
you who loved the female vocals well i tell you, go pick up some The
Gathering and Theatre of Tragedy, both Anekke and Liv Kristine are tons
more talented than the gwen stefani wanabe on You not me and the other
girl doing surrounded , which IMO sounds like a total amateur (ya
remember those high school  girlfriends that loved to sing?) ...  this
is all IMO but i think some of you will agree...i mean if some peopl e
consider magna carta half-assed.. wtf is this?!


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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 04:32:25 +0200
From: Andreas Skarin <email_address_removed.se>
To: email_address_removed
Subject: Re: Everything I know about Sweden I learned in a beer commercial.
Message-ID: <message_id_removed.se>


Korg Ecksthrey wrote:

> >I couldn't care less if he reads it or not!
>
> Then why post it (incorrectly, to boot) here in the first place?
> "HA!  I will stun the audience with my amazing wit!  Watch carefully no=
w as
> I demonstrate my immunity to arsenic!  Ah!  *drops dead*"

Mr. X3, if you had read the next sentence...
>I only tried to provide a solution to
>the problem, which could also be useful for future unsubscribers.

> Now I shall demonstrate my inate ability to speak Swedish!
> Vhet zee Hell ere-a yuoo dueeng in Svedee? Yuoo suoond joost leeke-a Be=
ell
> Cleentun, beseecelly useeng beeg vurds thet du nutheeng mure-a thun ett=
empt
> tu cufer yuoo oovn ess. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Yuoo hefe-a a footoore-=
a in
> Emereecun puleetics, my buy, um de hur de hur!

Here's how you do it:
Din j=E4vla jubelidiot! Du har mage att kritisera mina meddelanden n=E4r =
du =E4r en
minst lika god kolsupare sj=E4lv. Hur i helvete v=E5gar du? Dina meddelan=
den bygger
i alla fall bara p=E5 anv=E4ndandet av humor i brist p=E5 argument! Visa =
aldrig din
fula nuna h=E4r igen, fattar du?

> KorgX3 sends Andreas a homemade lutefisk care package.
> NP: Yanni - Street Level.mp3, bork bork bork!

Andreas Skarin sends KorgX3 an imported Big Mack from H=F6l=F6 v=E4gkrog.



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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 04:36:59 +0200
From: Andreas Skarin <email_address_removed.se>
To: email_address_removed
Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 5044
Message-ID: <message_id_removed.se>


Matt Johnston wrote:

> Wanna "help" this person, Andreas?  We could all use another laugh.
>
> --Matt

Maybe you could help him instead? The least you could do is try, like I
did. And to make fun of someone else's mistakes is not only pathetic but
also very unoriginal.

Cheers!

Andreas Skarin
Svenska Dream Theater Sallskapet
http://sdts.cjb.net - mailto:email_address_removed.se



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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 04:50:29 +0200
From: Andreas Skarin <email_address_removed.se>
To: email_address_removed
Subject: Re: <NDTC> Re: YTSEJAM digest 5039 <NDTC>
Message-ID: <message_id_removed.se>


Mark Bredius wrote:

>   Andreas Skarin wrote:
>
> > Though I'm not sure what Lisa's problem is.
>
>   Look in the mirror my friend.
>
>   Mark Bredius

Thanks Mark, for that wonderful insight! Very constructive! Kudos!

Cheers!

Andreas Skarin
Svenska Dream Theater Sallskapet
http://sdts.cjb.net - mailto:email_address_removed.se



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Date: Thu, 26 Aug 1999 23:01:53 -0400 (EDT)
From: Matt Smith <email_address_removed>
To: Ytsejam <email_address_removed>
Subject: Symphony X
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>



Supwitchall--
Symphony X's next album is going to be a concept album, according to Mike
Romeo.  It is apparently almost complete, and will be, of course, hugely
epic :)  The band also got a new bass player, as Thomas Miller left for
personal reasons.  I got all this info from the official site, but I just
wanted to pass it along.  Can't wait for the new one!

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                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      "It's always been in my head to create giant pieces of music."
                            -James Hetfield  
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Date: Thu, 26 Aug 1999 22:06:01 -0500
From: "Jeremy Kube" <email_address_removed>
To: "Ytsejam Mailing List" <email_address_removed>
Subject: CD Now...
Message-ID: <000501bef039$1b77f100$2c6a67ce@jeremyku>


Just wanted to say, I think that it is understood that when CD Now doesn't
have something in stock, it must be hard to get.  I have never had a hard
time getting something from CD Now.  In fact, I'm a loyal customer.  I do
not shop at crappy stores anymore. I shop at CD Now.  I just got my first
fast forward reward.  I am now the proud owner of an "offical" CD Now 6 pk
soft cooler, that only took me 25 CDs to buy.  Am I bitching.. no... because
I didn't pay a dime for it!  4 more days to MEGADETH!  It'll be in the mail
that day!   Later, J
Jeremy Kube
Oklahoma State University
Fire Protection and Safety Engineering Technology Major
email_address_removed
email_address_removed
"Sex is Death, Death is Sex.  It says it right here on my crucifix!"
Dream Theater.


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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 05:42:24 +0200
From: Steffen Barabasch - The Mirror <email_address_removed>
To: Ytsejam <email_address_removed>
Subject: STOP
Message-ID: <v04210102b3ebb59ff745@[192.168.1.1]>


Please, people, calm down and stop this stupid flaming. Actually I 
was wondering why the Jam has become such a friendly place. Good to 
see that I was wrong, now I feel home again. </sarcasm>

Andreas, I told you to think twice before you post something. Please 
start *now*.

Steffen
--
Steffen Barabasch (mailto:email_address_removed)
THE MIRROR - German Dream Theater Fan Club (http://www.dtifc.com/themirror)

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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 00:32:06 -0400
From: IRON HENDERSON <email_address_removed>
To: email_address_removed
Subject: Paint It Bulk
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


Two more "Paint It Black" coverers...

- Glenn Tipton (Judas Priest axeman on his solo album "Baptizm of Fire")
- Rick Wakeman (on the live album "Wakeman With Wakeman", featuring both
him and his son)

Oh, and a certain ProGtologist wrote:
>>I dunno about anyone else out there, but I'm planning on writing CDNow and
>>giving 'em a piece of my mind.  They should not have the option to preorder
>Can you afford it?  :)

Depends which piece I'm giving away.  Longterm memory of pointless trivia,
that's important, but the center of my brain that appreciates romantic
comedies, *that* I hardly ever use...

I...have...an idea.  There's all sorts of Internet auctions going right
now, where anybody can sells any sort of crap they gots (including
ridiculously overpriced bootlegs).  Why not start a betting center?  The
Ebay of gambling.  A person selects an event, sports being the obvious
choice, then people send in their bets via credit card.  The difference
between this and traditional methods of gambling is that you can submit any
sort of idea.  Like whether Dream Theater's next album is going to be
called "Metropolis II" or not (incidentally, I'm betting "yes" on that one
-- mark me down), how many Backstreet Boys videos will be on in a given day
of MTV, et cetera.  If there's already a system like this in place, please
don't tell me about it, because I'm enjoying my delusion of having an
original, somewhat marketworthy thought.

I'm going to close with some sad news.  Ricky Martin is playing the
Spectrum in Philly in almost exactly two months.  It is sold out.  What's
the world coming to?

Brian

[NP...Coverdale/Page -- s/t]

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Name:
 W. Brian Henderson, Esq.
Contact:
 email_address_removed
ROBOT-CENTRAL:
 http://www.wam.umd.edu/~hender/
WARNING: Do NOT go to the above website!!!
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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 07:47:47 +0200
From: "Mark Bredius" <bredius@quicknet.nl>
To: <email_address_removed>
Subject: RE: <NDTC> Re: YTSEJAM digest 5039 <NDTC>
Message-ID: <000301bef04f$b13e8620$0100007f@localhost>



  Andreas Skarin wrote:

>> Look in the mirror my friend.
> 
> Thanks Mark, for that wonderful insight! Very constructive! Kudos!

  No problem... Notice how "The Mirror" works in three ways in this
  quote? A real mirror, Steffen Barabasch (The Mirror fanzine), and
  Lisa Marie (The Mirror mailinglist)... And all three of them are
  telling you you're being an ass.  ;-)

  Not a flame, just an observation.

  Mark Bredius
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  http://www.dreamtheater.net/   E-mail: email_address_removed
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  Send email to <email_address_removed> to subscribe 


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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 08:05:19 +0200
From: "Jeroen Bakker" <jbakker@bart.nl>
To: <email_address_removed>
Subject: Paint...
Message-ID: <001001bef052$26fdbbe0$69ac9ec2@jeroen>


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Date: Thu, 26 Aug 1999 23:29:23 PDT
From: "Jarno Tuomainen" <email_address_removed>
To: email_address_removed
Subject: Vlatko Stefanovski cds?
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


Hi everybody,
there's been some enough talk about this artist to get me interested. Could 
someone provide me with information of his record(s?), meaning the name, 
record label, release year, stock number,... I'll need at least some of this 
info to try to order the cd(s), I think there's a very little chance of 
finding anything in ordinary record stores (in Finland).
Also suggestions/descriptions of his work album-wise is appreciated. Thanks.

-Jarno


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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 00:43:51 -0700
From: Wes Foll <email_address_removed>
To: email_address_removed
Subject: Re: Korg's "amazing wit" ahahha
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


I have to say, I was reading my latest jam and following the ongoing (and 
might I add, REGULARLY OCCURRING) flame/dispute/catfight quite contentedly 
when I per chanced upon Korg's response here.  All I have to say is, 
BWWHAHAHAHAH!

Get yer head checked my friend, you've got a case of the Bringus Backtu 
Intoa Perpectivus syndrome that I really think you should get some medical 
attention for. 8->    I mean, criminy, none of the rest of us have this 
problem.  Why, *we* certainly never lose our senses of humor.  Hmrrrph!
Again I say, "BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

Back to my lutefisk sandwich (btw, have you ever listened to Garrison 
Keiller <sp??>)!!


 >Then why post it (incorrectly, to boot) here in the first place?
 >"HA!  I will stun the audience with my amazing wit!  Watch carefully now as
 >I demonstrate my immunity to arsenic!  Ah!  *drops dead*"
 >
 >
 >>I never said it wasn't smart-ass! I said it wasn't offensive
 >
 >
 >"I say, I didn't inhale.  I was only demonstrating at the time that anyone,
 >yes, even the future president could be susceptible to drug use.  Yeah...
 >That sounds good...  Pass that bowl over here, Tipper..."
 >
 >
 >Now I shall demonstrate my inate ability to speak Swedish!
 >Vhet zee Hell ere-a yuoo dueeng in Svedee? Yuoo suoond joost leeke-a Beell
 >Cleentun, beseecelly useeng beeg vurds thet du nutheeng mure-a thun ettempt
 >tu cufer yuoo oovn ess. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Yuoo hefe-a a footoore-a in
 >Emereecun puleetics, my buy, um de hur de hur!
 >--
 >KorgX3 sends Andreas a homemade lutefisk care package.
 >NP: Yanni - Street Level.mp3, bork bork bork!


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Wesley Foll, Geology B.S., Loma Linda University
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email_address_removed
email_address_removed
ICQ #4550740



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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 07:34:58 -0400
From: Shane Hunziker <email_address_removed>
To: "'email_address_removed'" <email_address_removed>
Subject: RE: Dt tribute
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


Also try Dreams of Sanity for some phenomenal female vox!
You can pick up both their albums at
http://members.aol.com/cptainnemo/Directory/AMMDirectoryMaster.htm
for $15 each!  Not a bad deal!

Shane Hunziker
Harbinger Customer Support
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"You can find all you need in your mind
If you take the time."--Dream Theater

> -----Original Message-----
> From:	Carlos Andres Alfaro [SMTP:email_address_removed
> Sent:	Thursday, August 26, 1999 10:34 PM
> To:	Multiple recipients of list
> Subject:	Dt tribute
> 
> 
>   Oh well,
> i just need to get this out of my system,
> is it just me, or this cd just sucks!? Most of the songs ive heard
> besides having bad singers, they plain just play the songs wrong! Its
> simply horrendous! AFIL, PMU, MEt damn messed up tempos, and plain wrong
> notes!  I dont know, it may have been an honest effort and all, but IMO
> this belongs on like a free promo disc with your order or something like
> that on an online cd store... and well the thing about the 2nd cd with
> the original songs, well we all know about those rumours regarding what
> was said with Working man? well hows that ? i mean a double cd of bands
> you wouldnt have bought otherwise, and only are getting because of DT's
> name in their tribute, which sounds more like garage covers any
> how...those of you who have seen Eleventh Hour/Images and words perform,
> know how good and close to DT they sound. But most of these bands really
> really (cant find a more appropriate word IMO) SUCK!  And to those of
> you who loved the female vocals well i tell you, go pick up some The
> Gathering and Theatre of Tragedy, both Anekke and Liv Kristine are tons
> more talented than the gwen stefani wanabe on You not me and the other
> girl doing surrounded , which IMO sounds like a total amateur (ya
> remember those high school  girlfriends that loved to sing?) ...  this
> is all IMO but i think some of you will agree...i mean if some peopl e
> consider magna carta half-assed.. wtf is this?!

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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 14:28:35 +0200
From: Andreas Skarin <email_address_removed.se>
To: Ytsejam <email_address_removed>, The Mirror <email_address_removed>
Subject: Portnoy.com
Message-ID: <message_id_removed.se>


If anyone missed it, check out Mike's latest message on the wire at:
http://www.mikeportnoy.com

Cheers!

Andreas Skarin
Svenska Dream Theater Sallskapet
http://sdts.cjb.net - mailto:email_address_removed.se



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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 06:32:58 PDT
From: "Bill Blanchard" <email_address_removed>
To: email_address_removed
Cc: email_address_removed
Subject: New Prog Band on Mp3.com
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


Hey guys,
Check out my band on MP3.com.  We've already taken the 45th slot in the 
progressive metal category and with your help we can make it to #1! Please 
help us out and go check it out.  www.mp3.com/3picenter.  That's Epicenter 
with a 3.  Thanx guys.

"Wild" Bill


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Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 10:56:30 -0400
From: Giannotti Nick    ESC/JSK <email_address_removed>
To: "'email_address_removed'" <email_address_removed>
Subject: The Lisa v. Andreas Jyhad
Message-ID: <message_id_removed>


I tried. I really tried. I tried not to get involved, but this (and Korgy's
awesome Swedish Chef imitation), just can't be left alone. 

	>> And you have way too much of a holier-than-thou attitude going
on. Give it
	>> a rest.
	>
	>Not holier, just more intelligent :-)

	You know, I've found that people who sit there and say, "I'm more
intelligent. I'm not arrogant. I'm not bragging. I *am* more intelligent."
are usually the kinds of people who have to cover up some inadequacy, be it
the fact that they aren't as intelligent as they think they are, or they
have a small package, or they have a lot of back hair or something like
that. So I wonder what you're covering up. 

	For what it's worth, man, you ARE holier than thou. You're arrogant.
And that has no place on this jam. 

Nicholas Giannotti x6745
Joint STARS Contracts
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Tynan
"All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power." - Ashleigh
Brilliant
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punish them." - Benjamin Tucker
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than she is to me?" - M. de Montaigne
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