YTSEJAM Digest 4812 Today's Topics: 1) Camero by "Andrew Fors" 2) Re: my contribution to these recent posts by guillermo moloche 3) puddin' head, wiggle wiggle wiggle by email_address_removed (Bruce Forst) 4) Camaro Thing by "Josh Calkin" 5) no complaining please by email_address_removed (Bruce Forst) 6) Boyz in da Camaro hood and other stories... by "Korg Ecksthrey" 7) DT Experience by email_address_removed 8) KITT by Cyberwolf 9) frank zappa by "Isaac Trumbo" 10) CUM-AIR-OHHH!!! by email_address_removed 11) Re: Comments on death metal by "Sasha C." 12) MUSTANGS R2 CARS, WHAT VANILLA ICE IS 2 MUSIC by email_address_removed 13) Re: Comments on death metal by "TheCowGod" 14) Re: Comments on death metal (From Skin to Liquid) by "James Lenart" 15) spock's beard by Damon Fibraio 16) Win32 phase vocoder. by Jens Johansson ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 11:03:53 -600 From: "Andrew Fors" To: email_address_removed Subject: Camero Message-ID: > >For those of you who know cars, I think it can be agreed upon > >that the '69 camaro was (and is) FAR superior to the '80s models... > (sorry > >for the bad analogy) > > Don't you talk that way about KITT. Ummm... KITT was a Trans-Am, not a Camero. ----Andrew Fors-------- I could not look back You'd gone away from me I felt my heartaches I was fraid of following you When I was looking The shadows on the wall I started running into the night To find the truth in me -Kurenai X-Japan -Vanishing Vision ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 11:42:24 -0500 (CDT) From: guillermo moloche To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: my contribution to these recent posts Message-ID: Newtz Brian J. wrote: > Blah blah blah, prog, yakity yakity death metal blah yakity my music is > better than yours, .... You forgot: Blah, blah, blah, mi posts are intelligent, yakity yakity, yours suck... > Wow, that was quite intelligent wasn't it? It's ALMOST as intelligent > as all of the rest of the last week's worth of ytse postings! I think > we've probably set a record for the most useless, mindless jabber on a > mailinglist ever! Congratulate yourselves! Thank you very much!. Congratulate yourself too ... ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 11:42:34 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Bruce Forst) To: email_address_removed Subject: puddin' head, wiggle wiggle wiggle Message-ID: >An enlightened Jammer wrote: >>Or to be more expressive, FW is certainly takes a tad bit more >>listening time to fully comprehend the intricasies and emotional >>impact, but therein lies the magic. > >Bruce Forst wrote: >|you dont like PUFF DADDY? >|you dont like VANILLA ICE? >|you dont like WAYNE NEWTON? >|you dont like BRITTNEY SPEARS? > >How the fuck did you come up with this? >The artists *choke* you mention above completely lack any >of the traits we have been arguing about. MY POINT ::sigh:: was.. that certain types of arguements like the one used by "the enlightened jammer" can be used to defend even no-talent hacks like the ones I mentioned. That the arguement travels little distance towards proving any kind of worth. For example; people say in defending other types of music: RAP - "you just cant feel the groove" or " you dont know what its like in the hood!" COUNTRY - " you just dont get the subtlety of quiet, beautiful music" REGGAE - "You just aren't high enough, MON!" (I'm exaggerating here.... ) and PROG - "you just don't comprehend the intricasies and emotional impact" Its not that I dont comprened the intracisies, or appreciate the subtlety, or cant feel the groove its just that I DONT LIKE IT! What I dont like also is when people push off a person's opinion of what they like or dislike as a failure on their part. >I respect your right not to like APSoG, But your comparison is >way out in left field. It's about musical integrity, something Fates >can never be accused of lacking. Even if YOU don't like it. ok, quick question : What do YOU mean by "musical integrity"? >Do you honestly think that Fates had some hit-song-writing-guru >throw something together while the band was being trained on the >finer points of eye batting and ass wiggling, as your comparison >would suggest? not at all.... you're pulling that one out of your own puddin' ass. I was just saying that just because I dont like something doesnt mean I dont comprehend it. What my comparison was trying to suggest is that according to the "enlightened jammer" if you dont like Brittney Spears it might be because you haven't taken the time to fully comprehend the intraciasies and emotional impact that she conveys through her music, and the way she wiggles her ass. She has a very intricate way of wiggling her ass that I just dont think you've spent enough time watching. You've totally dismissed her art based on just a few minutes of watching her ass wiggle I bet! I bet if you would just keep watching her ass you'd eventually start to notice that there are lots of subtle emotions there that are lost on the average butt watcher. She's got a very prog way off wiggling. Sometimes she can have her cheeks moving in odd time (instant prog credibility). One cheek is wiggling in 5 the other in 7. And its not like she's just started on the scene, she's been wiggling her ass as an indie for years. She's hardcore into the wiggle scene and you just think because you're just now hearing of her that she's new to the ass wiggling?!?! I say she's sold out... wiggling for the majors. I liked her better when she was ass wiggling on her own independent releases, much more emotional stuff. Check out her earlier releases "This Way That Way" or her debut stunner "My First Little Wiggle for You". >I'm pretty sure hell is a lounge with endless encores from Wayne >Newton and vats of peach wine cooler. Enjoy your stay. at least they have alcohol and music. I'll take that over the baptist vision of heaven any day. bruce "puddin' head - banana!" email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 12:47:47 -0400 From: "Josh Calkin" To: "Ytsejam" Subject: Camaro Thing Message-ID: <002601be88f2$0621e3a0$32aa889e@guest3382> I have to say that I'm a bit surprised at the response my post got... I only mentioned the camaro thing as an example of the point I was trying to make, not as a statement about the relative superiority of certain types of cars (FYE: I'd NEVER own a camaro). I'll refrain from analogies in the future. Sorry from any trouble this may have caused to those of us who thought this was a mailing list that has nothing to do with cars in the first place. NP: Ashokan Farewell (Ken Burns' Civil War) Regards, Josh Calkin: URL: http://members.tripod.com/~DarkHarmony E-Mail: email_address_removed email_address_removed ICQ: 22473371 AOL IM: Mortua ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 11:52:02 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Bruce Forst) To: email_address_removed Subject: no complaining please Message-ID: >Wow, that was quite intelligent wasn't it? It's ALMOST as intelligent as all >of the rest of the last week's worth of ytse postings! I think we've >probably set a record for the most useless, mindless jabber on a mailinglist >ever! Congratulate yourselves! WAAAHHH!!! WAAAAHH!! WAAAH!! I've been on this list for over three years and the only times I've ever thought it might be worth it to unsub was when a bunch of people like you start complaning that the jam sucks. I would personally rather hear a months worth of the crap you were making fun of than a days worth of the crap you contributed. like's been said before : "you dont like it? leave or contribute better discussions" JUST DONT START WHINING PLEASE!! bruce email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 11:25:48 -0600 From: "Korg Ecksthrey" To: Subject: Boyz in da Camaro hood and other stories... Message-ID: <003601be88f7$58c72b60$710d84d0@default> >RAP - "you just cant feel the groove" or " you dont know what its like in >the hood!" *You see KorgX3 crawling up the exhaust vent of a large, greasy kitchen hood.* Ya'all gots ta peep dis yo! An' my homies is yappin' theys gots it bad down in da projects. Shiot! >is when people push off a person's opinion of what they like or dislike as >failure on their part. If you don't like something you HAVE failed. Take the class over again and don't consider it a moot responsibility to take it. You've failed to appreciate the works of another person, you loser. :) >ok, quick question : What do YOU mean by "musical integrity"? It's how much mass proportionate to a certain intensity of gravity placed upon the music before it's tensile (or compressive) strength fails to bear the burden and it breaches, flooding New York City, killing thousands... >not at all.... you're pulling that one out of your own puddin' ass. I was LOL. Pudding ass. >the "enlightened jammer" if you dont like Brittney Spears it might be >because you haven't taken the time to fully comprehend the intraciasies and Maybe I don't like her because she was on the Mickey Mouse Club. Walt would likely rise up form his grave and stone her and Jennifer Love Hewitt if he could. Ah, well. All hail Michael Eisner! >Way" or her debut stunner "My First Little Wiggle for You". Nah, that song's copyrighted. The new Wiggle Me Elmo will sing that when you take it out of the box this year. Use you imagination. >>I'm pretty sure hell is a lounge with endless encores from Wayne >>Newton and vats of peach wine cooler. Enjoy your stay. Heaven to me would be when my dreams came to life. Last night me friend's wife went on a killing spree, only she was like some major enchantress person who could change shape to cats and stuff. We never could find the murderer until I stuffed a glowing Gummy Rat into some dog's mouth and it turned into her. Then we collectively dashed her brains into the wall. If only reality were that cool. If other people could see my dreams, they would fear me. -- KorgX3 is wearing only a leather teddy. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 14:29:50 EDT From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: DT Experience Message-ID: Whats up again jammerz---- I know this has been asked a few times on the jam a while back, but i was wondering, because not too much good DTC has been on the jam in a while: where did each of you first hear of Dream Theater and when? I think itd be cool to see the different answers. FYI: I first heard of them on the radio in New York in 1990 and started reading about them in guitar mags soon after. Just post ur responses on the Jam and id be cool to see where everyone comes from with this subject. ~Gracias~ Compadre32 (JCW --- TexXxas) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 14:28:59 -0400 From: Cyberwolf To: email_address_removed Subject: KITT Message-ID: Wrongo... KITT was an 82/82 Trans Am. Thats PONTIAC bytheway. Just thought I'd clear that up. Being a T.A (NOT T&A) kinga guy, there IS a difference. Back to the program... SM ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 11:47:20 PDT From: "Isaac Trumbo" To: email_address_removed Subject: frank zappa Message-ID: go to cdnow.com.. they have a pretty extensive collection.. good starting place with zappa is "hot rats" and "we're only in it for the money".. two great albums :) inferno >Una question, por favor... >Can someone point me to a >studio< album discography of Frank >Zappa's works. I seem to only find total discographies with >all the live and greatest hits crap and I think he must have >more of those than studio albums. :P I just need to know >where to get started. I have Strictly Commercial (I know it's >a greatest hits, hehehe) and I like >every< song on it. >>Alot<. :) Thanks! _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 15:36:17 EDT From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: CUM-AIR-OHHH!!! Message-ID: In a message dated 99-04-17 12:00:06 EDT, you write: << >For those of you who know cars, I think it can be agreed upon >that the '69 camaro was (and is) FAR superior to the '80s models... (sorry >for the bad analogy) Don't you talk that way about KITT. >> Umm, K.I.T.T. was a Firebird/Trans Am, not a Camaro. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 21:38:43 +0200 From: "Sasha C." To: Subject: Re: Comments on death metal Message-ID: <002201be890a$4989d2c0$9be51dc3@sasa> This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0010_01BE891A.AAB20120 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-2" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable >From: Andy Putman >Can you suggest any other death metal albums which possess this = >quality? this is my first post to the mailing list... so I wanted to say hi to = everyone and try to suggest you, Andy some other death metal albums... = or should I say album? If you want something intelligent to listen to, = get anything else by Death that you don`t have. Stay with it, believe me = on this one... In my opinion, the first album you should get would be = Death`s (or should I say Chuck Schuldiner`s) last effort named "The = Sound Of Perseverance". I would dare to call it progressive... okay, if = not progressive, then at least very, VERY complex. Absolutely great... I = was totally blown away when I heard it. That was, actually, my first = contact with Death... and I fell in love immediately. I hope that helps... ------=_NextPart_000_0010_01BE891A.AAB20120 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-2" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
>From: Andy Putman <email_address_removed= >
>Can you suggest any other death metal albums which possess this = >quality?
 
this is my first post to the mailing list... so I wanted to say hi = to=20 everyone and try to suggest you, Andy some other death metal albums... = or should=20 I say album? If you want something intelligent to listen to, get = anything else=20 by Death that you don`t have. Stay with it, believe me on this one... In = my=20 opinion, the first album you should get would be Death`s (or should I = say Chuck=20 Schuldiner`s) last effort named "The Sound Of Perseverance". I = would=20 dare to call it progressive... okay, if not progressive, then at least = very,=20 VERY complex. Absolutely great... I was totally blown away when I heard = it. That=20 was, actually, my first contact with Death... and I fell in love=20 immediately.
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------=_NextPart_000_0010_01BE891A.AAB20120-- ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 15:50:56 EDT From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: MUSTANGS R2 CARS, WHAT VANILLA ICE IS 2 MUSIC Message-ID: In a message dated 99-04-17 12:00:06 EDT, you write: << >Using camaro and superior in the same sentance is about as much a >mistake as alternative music. Long Live the Mustang! :) >> "Rollin', in my 5.0 w/ my ragtop down so my hair can blow...." -Vanilla Ice (w/ a little help from Queen) No, actually Camaros and Trans Ams do rule. Why are Mustangs always slower and have less power than the Z28 or Trans Ams unless they're customized somehow? PUH-LEAZE! You and Vanilla Ice can keep your Mustangs. I don't bother w/ anything less than a 5.7! -jk ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 15:55:46 -0400 From: "TheCowGod" To: Subject: Re: Comments on death metal Message-ID: <000501be890c$48c78240$message_id_removed> ]From: Sasha C. Subject: Re: Comments on death metal > on this one... In my opinion, the first album you should get would be = > Death`s (or should I say Chuck Schuldiner`s) last effort named "The = > Sound Of Perseverance". I would dare to call it progressive... okay, if = > not progressive, then at least very, VERY complex. Absolutely great... I = nothing wrong with calling it progressive. in fact, that's what i say when peopel ask me to describe Death - Progressive Death Metal. Lots of odd time signatures, tempo changes, meter changes, interesting riffs (i.e. not just power chords). in fact that's someting i discovered lately - i sat down and tried to learn some songs off of Sound of Perseverance and i was amazed at the riffs - i would never think of stuff like that. Maybe it's simple to someone who knows more theory than i but to me it seems totally strange. hehe. Besides, chuck schuldiner and, well, all of their drummers, kick major ass :) so yeah, i would say pick up Sound of Perseverance, followed by Human. If i remember correctly, Sean Reinert played drums on Human... after that, get Symbolic, which has Gene Hoglan on drums. moo. *** END OF TRANSMISSION *** ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 13:40:45 PDT From: "James Lenart" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Comments on death metal (From Skin to Liquid) Message-ID: well none of these bands are as technical as death but definately check them out (via mp3 or other audio device) if you are interested. -Atheist (all around intelligent) -Opeth (same as above with intermingled clean vocals) -Dark Tranquility (perhaps not that technical, but chock full of changes and very melodic) -Nocturnus (technical, lyrics ok) -Arcturus (highly recomended) -Covenant (pretty technical musically, lyrics aren't bad) -Ved Buens Ende (very different?!? can't really describe...) damn that's all i can think of right now, i'm sure there are many more but i'm away from my collection....hope that helps a little vcoejsmvhsogheoxmvcmoaimvckduratassihsncjfpsncngobmznl s d f Jim Lenart url: m s "Sorrowed" www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/ s l icq:25717769 Palladium/5795/solitude.html v h a pckeisomnhlskngodslnoepmcnwodndlaoenbgzquamlgosmickdis -with April, and the beggining of spring, the season of renewal and growth is finally upon us. lets take the time to really charish all of nature's gracious gifts with a small token of our appreciation. with this in mind i have chosen to include Cannible Corpse song titles within all of my topics. _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 16:57:43 -0700 From: Damon Fibraio To: email_address_removed Subject: spock's beard Message-ID: I have just discovered Spock's Ceard and think they are the best new band , well for me anyway, I have heard this year or in the past few years anyway. I haven't been this excited about new music in a while and am wondering where they may be playing on the east coast in the near future so I can go and check them out. Thanks. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 18:03:09 -0400 From: Jens Johansson To: email_address_removed Subject: Win32 phase vocoder. Message-ID: [myself a while back] > > This phase vocoder, where can I get it from? Does it do this time stretch > > without changing the pitch? Does it produce good results? > > But unfortunately now I can't find a working pvoc DOS/x86 executable.. I > [bla bla bla] > bah.. it worked under W3.11 ISTR. There's source too, maybe I'll fix it if > I have some time. Which I don't. Which i did have, today. (Porting it was more of a PITA than I thought, tho. What's new..) http://www.panix.com/~jens/stuff/pvoc.exe If you have no idea what I'm talking about, running "pvoc -N2048 -T2.0 -Ye:\mishoe-seg.wav -0e:\mishoe-seg-stretch.wav" will stretch e:\mishoe-seg.wav to twice the length without affecting the picth, and place the result in e:\mishoe-seg-stretch.wav. Excellent tool for transcribing, for instance! --- Jens. (offline) (http://www.panix.com/~jens/) ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 4812 **************************