YTSEJAM Digest 4602 Today's Topics: 1) Re: YTSEJAM digest 4597 by "maX Verran" 2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 4597 by "maX Verran" 3) FII/Awake... by "maX Verran" 4) Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:} by "maX Verran" 5) NAMM in LA by email_address_removed 6) Derek's clothes by email_address_removed 7) Re: YTSEJAM digest 4598 by "maX Verran" 8) Re: YTSEJAM digest 4598 by "maX Verran" 9) Re: Best Move DT Ever Made... by "Dream Theater" 10) Re: the derek thread. come on , dont you have lives ??? by email_address_removed 11) last for now by "maX Verran" 12) Re: I hope Derek gets hit by a truck by "W. Tugmutton" 13) Re: "Twelve year old idiots" by "Brian D. Hayden" 14) Make it worth while...please. by Dave Ware 15) Re: YTSEJAM digest 4601 by "jason braswell" 16) james by "jason braswell" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 12:51:15 PST From: "maX Verran" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 4597 Message-ID: >>>Quit trying to be cool, we all know you have a closet full of >Elton John albums. >What's wrong with Elton John albums? NOTHING! I WANT TO BE IMPREGNATED BY ELTON JOHN! THE FETUS WILL GESTATEIN MY TONSILS!! -Brian<<< You guys are fkn twisted. -maX ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 13:03:27 PST From: "maX Verran" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 4597 Message-ID: Isaac Trumbo choked on Elton John's sperm: >>>i hate derek and always have and have always said so!!! anyone who supports him obviously hasn't read an interview with him.. he admits openly to disliking prog and even dream theater.. he's a pompous ass prick that needs to get kicked in the head.. just watch he'll go join some lame ass hard rock band like whitesnake or somethin.. fuck him.. glad he's gone.. Viva La Jordan!!!<<< You stupid ass murfa. That was "Nicky Lemons" and he was JOKING. It was supposed to be funny. But I guess you're too thick-headed to realize that. But now it's time to say that Joe DeAngelo's post talked some sense into me. Maybe it's not TOTALLY fked up. -maX NP: Billy Idol - Rebel Yell Fates Warning - Chasing Time Explorers Club - Age Of Impact HEY GUYS! I found Explorers Club at CIRCUIT CITY! Magna Carta takes over the music stores little by little... ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 13:08:18 PST From: "maX Verran" To: email_address_removed Subject: FII/Awake... Message-ID: >To me, Awake was the low point. >>>I beg to differ!!! GOD I LOVE THAT CD!!! But maybe this proves a point somewhere....I have a friend who likes FII and ACOS much more than I/W and Awake....I am the opposite, although I love them all, my fav's are still Awake and I/W. Isn't it cool how they can appeal to different variations of prog taste? DT RULEZ :):) Dave Hatlee<<< Actually, my faves are ACOS and WDADU. /me wonders if anyone "WTF!?!"s me for that... -maXXXXXXXX ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 13:21:50 PST From: "maX Verran" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:} Message-ID: > Show up at Toys-R-US wearing a slinky french maid's outfit and swim > flippers and see what kind of reaction the clientele has. Hey, I did that once! (no, not really) >>>I guess a real, mature person lacks the ability to appreciate good natured joking. Funny to hear that coming from all of you that have been writing all this bullshit on here for the last few months I have subscribed, but it's cool- I know you're just a bunch of big fucking assholes anyway.<<< Well, since you have declared us all to be assholes, I guess I'll just have to live up to that. Fuck off and get off our list. >>>I think it's safe to guess that Jordan would write his own keys solo sections for the new Met II, not just play what Derek had written. And I'm quite sure they won't drop Met II--it's rumored to be completely written, andthe band KNOWS how much we're anticipating its release, and I would imagine it's something that JP really wants to release as a completion(continuation?) to Part 1.>>> Well, not like I can do aything to them if they don't, but they BETTER put Met II on it! And I do think it would be too cool if sometime 6 years from now they come up with a Met III. -maX ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 16:14:51 EST From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: NAMM in LA Message-ID: Hey Jammers --- Okay, consider it begging!!!!! I really need a pass for NAMM in LA. Or the "credentials" to get my own. Can anyone help me out? _____Nikki_______________________ ~~Through Nature's Inflexible Grace~~ ~~I'm Learning to Live. --J. Myung~~ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 15:42:11 -0600 (CST) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Derek's clothes Message-ID: <> Actually, clothing does carry some weight. Ive read before (in some "how to form a band" book) that it is suggested that the band establish a physical image that reflects their music. For a death metal band to go on stage in tuxedos and short hair may add a certain strangeness to their presence on stage, it really isnt what is going to happen. In Derek's case, the rest of the band was in t shirts and jeans, and he was in see-through shirts and leather pants. Didnt quite fit. Matt ===================================================== "A daily dose of eMpTyV "Following our instinct will flush your mind not a trend. Go against right down the drain." the grain until the end." -Dream Theater -Metallica ===================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 13:39:09 PST From: "maX Verran" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 4598 Message-ID: >>>Mike Portnoy PS - That's right... With all the questions & comments flying around here right now, I mustchoose to NOT comment on it for a while.... Everything you need to know for now is in the press release if you readit carefully enough.<<< Well, this caught my attention... "After our experiences of working with Jordan in LTE, we came to the decision that his playing, writing and personality was more representative of where we would like to take Dream Theater into the 21st century." I guess he just didn't work well with the band anymore. But this time, the band saw it before derek did. >>>Im sick and tired of hearing all this "DT kicked Derek out soIm pissed at them and Im quiting this list and they're not my favband anymore, and I thought they were better people than this, how could they kick him out" shit. You people bitch about Kevin not being in the band, then when they get a guy thats more suted for the band, and more like Kevin, you get upset. I cant even count the mass amountsof hypocrites on this list.<<< Well, I for one never bitched about Kevin being gone, and I think everyone who still whines about Kevin can shut the Hell up. >>>Try to understand this for Dream Theaterkicking out Derek. If they thought as a majority that they could take their music to where they wanted it with him in the band, he would still be in the band. So stop the "ask why" bitching. Live with it. And keep your mouths shut about the negative shit until you HEAR new material with JR on keys. (Matt steps off his soapbox) (and maybe into a fire?)<<< Well, maybe not. -maX ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 13:47:32 PST From: "maX Verran" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 4598 Message-ID: Oh, sorry about the first part of that last post. Mentioned already. >>>James came through... he blew like a llama in heat... Too bad the llama left a pile of dung droppings called Falling Into Infinity on the bathroom floor... ah wells... Derek came up and mopped it right up afterwards...They never let me down...-The Doc<<< You can shut the Fuck up too, dickmunch. If you don't like Dream Theater's music, get off the damned list. I'm not saying you have to agree that FII is a great album, but DT loves it, and it's their latest (studio) work. Don't slam the band whose list you're subbed to. Even if you ignore the fact that Mike Portnoy just read you calling his latest DT album a pile of crap, WE (the real fans) take it personally. This is a Dream Theater fan list. And if anyone calles their music shit here, I'm going to your house to rape your sister. -maX ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 13:53:06 PST From: "Dream Theater" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Best Move DT Ever Made... Message-ID: Yeah, the old gothic looking font was much MUCH better than that new techy/cartoony lookin one. We should start a ytsepetition! Mike ----Original Message Follows---- Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 14:45:26 -0800 (PST) Reply-To: email_address_removed ]From: email_address_removed To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Best Move DT Ever Made... In a message dated 1/18/99 11:18:04 PM Central Standard Time, Paul Drapeau writes: << Now if we can only get them to go back to the old "Dream Theater" font for the CD covers :) >> Yes, yes! Where do I sign the petition? [eriC] ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 16:52:26 EST From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: the derek thread. come on , dont you have lives ??? Message-ID: hey. im sick . here's my replies Yeah, derek's gone, i think he's a bastard. therefore the band thinks he's a bastard i could care less, RUDESS is a talent yes, JM SHOULD speak, but he still kicks ass on bass on LITS JM's line when the lyrics come in ; so totally kick ass, that ill sacrifice my own fender collection just for his yamaha 6. Playing Puppies on acid on Lead although im a bassist : totally ticks off the lead guitarist, which brought a smile to my face i dont care if derek's gay or not. HE"S OUT< GET OVER IT ALREADY i still think he's a big ass party pooper. go back to manson to deal your own drugs ok rookie ? Rudess will change DT, but i as well as many jammers havent been let down yet,. have we... and now, back to your real lives. nic, just my $ 4.35 dollars ps: GET OVER THIS THREAD> and this is the LAST FUCKING TIME ABOUT DEREK ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 14:06:51 PST From: "maX Verran" To: email_address_removed Subject: last for now Message-ID: >>>funny you should mention my Mr. Manson.. derek likes that lame ass a lot.. derek thinks he's revolutionizing music.. derek sucks ass<<< Okay. Marylin Manson needs to go to Hell. I'll send him there my own fking self. Derek's weird. But he's a great kb player, and he is a good showman, even if he is a bit tweaked in the head. --------------------- COMPLETELY UNRELATED I think D.C. Cooper from AOI is one totally awesome singer. What band is he from? thanX Now I'll quit taking up entire jams... -maX ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 16:38:32 -0600 From: "W. Tugmutton" To: "Ytsejam" Subject: Re: I hope Derek gets hit by a truck Message-ID: <000801be458e$c7094a60$message_id_removed> Ahoy, Isaac Trumbone wrote: >Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 10:58:45 PST >From: "Isaac Trumbo" >To: email_address_removed >Subject: i hope derek gets hit by a truck >Message-ID: > > >support!! ha!!!! support a rake up your ass you fucking bastard!! > > >>"it is true, I was replaced by Jordan Rudess. >> >>anyway i am ok, and working on my solo record >>that will be out on magna carta in MAY. >> >>thank you for all of your support, and please stay in touch!! >>your friend, Derek" What was that for? Ever since he was no longer in the band there sure has been a lot of 'i hate Derek' flak floating around that wasn't there before. Correct me if I'm wrong (and I won't be) but did he do something against you personally once he joined? Your inability to deal with change beyond your control is a pretty big flaw and maybe you should work on it instead of acting like such a little child. We could call you the Musical Nazi. Also, in your reply to this, be it public or private, don't be saying anything like "Geez man, why don't you just chill out? I was only kidding! It was only my *opinion*!" People hide behind that one too much when they don't have the balls to back themselves up. If you've got such a problem with someone then don't buy the record. - Mark email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 16:50:03 -0600 From: "Brian D. Hayden" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: "Twelve year old idiots" Message-ID: Responding to the message of <003c01be457b$173696a0$c4e74382@default> from email_address_removed: > > > >< >idiots, we'd go to one who at least provides entertainment (mpm? you=20 > >available?).>>> > > > > > >HEY! Im 15 ;-) 16 in March.... > > > >Matt > > I'm 16. There's nothing wrong with that, is it? > I haven't heard anyone complaining about my "silly" > post's. He may be a jerk, what do I know? But don't > say that everybody that are about his age are idiot's! It was HUMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! He supplied a non-abrasive comeback and a smiley face. How much clearer does it need to be for you, buddy? Keeereist, some people around here have had their panties crammed in their ass all week. Chill out, before we get a sudden rash of YtseCoronaries. Also, if there is any new miracle surgery for restoring either the senses of humor or perspective, I suggest that some of you sell all your possessions, including any children born or unborn, to finance these procedures. Thank you. Goodnight. -Brian ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 16:54:08 -0600 From: Dave Ware To: "'email_address_removed'" Subject: Make it worth while...please. Message-ID: Guys, >From: Al Balkiewicz >To: TheListFromTheDepthsOfHell >Subject: Flame-fest This was soooo on the money - nice one, in fact possibly one of the top EOJ's I've ever seen. I would like to add to the whole flame thing though.... Those that have got interesting things to say about the changes to the family - cool, type away... Those (such as "Isaac Trumbo") who just want to slag people for the sake of it... either shut up, or (with luck) Skadz ought to Unsub you. I'm off for a long weekend, See ya Monday, Dave (a UK jammer - now in Alabama). ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 14:55:01 PST From: "jason braswell" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 4601 Message-ID: This has little to do with most of what else is being said, but I just wanted to make it known that I think JLB is the best vocalist I've ever heard; he gets so much shit. jason ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 14:55:14 PST From: "jason braswell" To: email_address_removed Subject: james Message-ID: This has little to do with most of what else is being said, but I just wanted to make it known that I think JLB is the best vocalist I've ever heard; he gets so much shit. jason ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 4602 **************************