YTSEJAM Digest 4584 Today's Topics: 1) Re: Best Move DT Ever Made... by NuGgeTMaN 2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 4583 by Bobby Tufino 3) hehe by "TheCowGod" 4) DT are some real heroes by "Trent Thornton" 5) Re: YTSEJAM digest 4583 by Bobby Tufino 6) Jordan and DT's future by Matt Smith 7) Whew by "Paul W. Cashman" 8) Derek's departure by email_address_removed 9) DT=LTE? by email_address_removed 10) keyboard wars by "Nick Guadagnoli" 11) a message from Derek by Arash Ashouriha 12) New Dream Theater Album by "Neil Gallop" 13) Research Queen by email_address_removed 14) Derek, an important female musician, and an asshole by Big Swifty 15) An Open Letter to Derek by Chris Schuler 16) Derek & KorgX3; sittin' in a tree; . . . . . . . by "Al @ Switchcraft" 17) Jordan and the coming carnage by Jon Kretschmer ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 00:16:21 -0500 From: NuGgeTMaN To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Best Move DT Ever Made... Message-ID: Paul Drapeau wrote: > > I must voice my humble opinion and state that changing keyboard players was > the best move Dream Theater ever made. Derek just didn't fit what Dream > Theater was to me. I must whole-heartedly agree with Paul on this one. I'm sad to see Derek go, and think is contributions to DT were excellent, and very helpful for the time being...but Listening to LTE I couldn't help but hope this change would happen...once again we have a perfect compliment to Petrucci's bad-ass guitar licks, and Mike's awesome stix...something that originally got me into DT was the total tightness of the band, and while Derek is an excellent keyboardist...Jordan brings that sense of tightness into LTE, and I'm very glad it will be a regular thing with DT. WELCOME TO DREAM THEATER Jordan!!! (again hehe) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 00:28:36 -0500 From: Bobby Tufino To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 4583 Message-ID: As far as jizzing in our pants (over Rudess in DT), I guess if you take it LITERALLY that kind of leaves out the female jammers and fans...but you know what I mean. Also, I'm not saying I'm GLAD Derek is out, far from it...but I'm REALLY glad they found got a guy as talented as Jordan to replace him. Bobby ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 00:37:31 -0500 From: "TheCowGod" To: Subject: hehe Message-ID: <004101be436d$ced340c0$message_id_removed> haha, this new development will probably hurt scarred records' sales of The Rudess Experiment, as it will no longer be a new and unique show :) moo. -- " When I feel like no one feels like what I say has any place in their world, I just like to point at them, laugh, and take off my pants." -KorgX3 *** END OF TRANSMISSION *** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1999 21:38:32 PST From: "Trent Thornton" To: email_address_removed Subject: DT are some real heroes Message-ID: I was just reading UACM and it said that for the new DT album, they won't use any FII outtakes, except for "possibly Metropolis Part II". Now then, with FII still relatively new, the LTE album and a new LTE album coming up (this is my understand, I could be wrong) along with a new DT disc, they just never seem to run out of ideas. I remember someone saying that the creative well is mostly likely drained for the time being, but it wouldn't seem like it with all the material being released. Those guys are some real heroes, let me tell ya! I can't think of any other band that's this active. Not that I'm complaining... Trent ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 00:45:25 -0500 From: Bobby Tufino To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 4583 Message-ID: All right so I'm overposting here, but had to comment...the band doesn't OWE us an explanation, we're the fans and all, and they treat us better than most bands do...but their internal conflicts and what not are their business and not necessarily ours. Would I LIKE an explanation? Fuck yeah. And I was thinking, as several others probably are, what will become of LTE? It's like writing DT songs with another bass player, since they write instrumentally anyway...hell, just think of DT merged with LTE...I REALLY can't wait for the next album. I'm one of those who would really dig some of that insane progressive metal, it's what I missed on FII (it was a cool album anyway). Here's to the future of DT. Bobby ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 00:44:42 -0500 (EST) From: Matt Smith To: Ytsejam Subject: Jordan and DT's future Message-ID: Supwitchall-- Not to burst anyone's bubble, but if I were a betting man I'd bet that all you people expecting "LTE with vocals" on the next DT album have jizzed too soon. Not saying it won't be more proggy, but... Obviously I don't know, but I'm sure the next record will be another treat AND, once again, will go places the others haven't. Can't wait for the ride, myself. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Album Currently Playing: Iron Maiden--Powerslave ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Matt Smith email_address_removed "Symphony X is the musical equivalent of the Hammer of God." -Joe DeAngelo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1999 21:52:47 -0800 (PST) From: "Paul W. Cashman" To: email_address_removed Subject: Whew Message-ID: I must say I'm quite surprised at the news, but not too annoyed. I'll add my voice to those who acknowledged Derek's live presence and contributions to DT....but yeah, he did kinda stick out like a sore thumb. We may miss his stage presence and antics in the future -- I thought some of their interplay on stage was funny and made the entire band seem more "human." But, as someone observed, it's not like we're taking a cut in talent. When Rudess and Morgenstein opened for DT on those Xmas shows a few years back, they really blew me (and almost everyone else I spoke to) away! Jordan will be a fine contribution to the DT "camp," and I wish Derek the very best of luck wherever his career and impressive talent takes him. Whatever our opinions of Derek are, I doubt more than 5% of us here would hesitate to give him a glowing 5-star review for his resume. :) == What's the word on the Philly show? I'm not gonna finalize my airfare until I know what's up for sure..... After buying a nice BIG African djembe this past weekend, I'm reconsidering the trip, but I still wanna go see "DT plus Tony." :) (Yea, I bought an African drum at an SF convention. Next thing you know, the Falcons will be in the Super Bowl.... :)) Paul www.crl.com/~vanyel -- Paul W. Cashman | Listening to the city Whispering its violence email_address_removed | I set out watching from above ICQ #4151223 | The 90s bring new questions New solutions to be found Dream Theater --> I fell in love to be let down ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 01:33:36 EST From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Derek's departure Message-ID: Well, for those of you who want to keep up with what Derek has planned for the future, stop by his site and join the mailing list. :) Christina dereksherinian.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 01:51:18 EST From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: DT=LTE? Message-ID: I was sitting here mourning the whole derek-is-gone issue, and I realized that, just as everyone else realizes, dream theater is ALMOST LTE, just with a vocalist. looks like everyone else beat me to this conclusion. at any rate, I would be more than disappointed if john myung was ever replaced by... hmm, hypothetically speaking, tony levin. don't get me wrong; I am not by any means whatsoever knocking levin... I am merely exploring all avenues here. IMO (and I'm sure I'm not alone here), john myung kicks ass. and I have a hard time thinking of someone who seems more dedicated to the instrument. for instance, in 5YiaL, john myung is rarely without his bass. I mean, damn, the guy's even practicing on the bus. next election, I'm voting john myung for president. np: OIAL derek sherinian piano solo (hoping there will be a john myung bass solo track on the next live album) rob ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1999 23:55:32 -0800 From: "Nick Guadagnoli" To: Subject: keyboard wars Message-ID: <000c01be4381$1c2ff620$9b5ec998@progrockboy> A blatant spoof by Nik Guadagnoli. Please Deliver all complaints to email_address_removed: Reuters News Service, 18-1-99 Monday: Immediately following a feverish argument, Dream Theater drummer, Mike Portnoy murdered Derek Sherinian (keyboardist, also of Dream Theater) over the last cigarette in (Portnoy's) pack. It is alleged that Sherinian smoked the cigarette without permission, and Portnoy bludgeoned him to death with a large "lava-lamp." Details are sketchy. The press release from Dream Theater is a cover-up, as was the press release immediately following the accidental death of Kevin Moore (the original keyboardist of Dream Theater, not a smoker according to sources.) due to a violent reaction, having been exposed to Mad Cow Disease. Mike Portnoy is quoted: "We have a problem with keyboardists. I think that now all we need to do is keep letting them die. We can beat Spinal Tap's record of twelve dead drummers with keyboardists." Also there is talk of sacking bassist John Myung in favor of Billy Sheehan (of Mr. Big fame.) and adding a second drummer (Terry Bozzio, of Frank Zappa, Lonely Bears and Missing Persons). Dream Theater will also change their name to "Liquid Theater Explorers." "Perhaps this is just the change we need in order to truly break into the mainstream," says John Petrucci, guitarist. "Of course, Billy Sheehan is our second choice, as Tony (Levin, of many session credits, including Peter Gabriel, Yes, King Crimson and the Liquid Tension Experiment) is always too busy to do anything that takes longer than two weeks," quickly added vocalist James LaBrie. More details as they arrive. ----------------------------------------- <--Nikko the Bass Playing Clown np-- Feline Refrigeration Experiment, Live at Redlands, CA ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 09:14:17 -0800 From: Arash Ashouriha To: email_address_removed Subject: a message from Derek Message-ID: <36A4BD69.A3D@fh-niederrhein.de> Hi guys I'll forward a message from Derek Sherinian : ***** Derek: "it is true, I was replaced by Jordan Rudess. anyway i am ok, and working on my solo record that will be out on magna carta in MAY. thank you for all of your support, and please stay in touch!! your friend, Derek" ***** NP : DT - Lines In The Sand Arash -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | PROG OR DIE - The Progressive Music Page | | | | DREAM THEATER - FATES WARNING - ROYAL HUNT - SHADOW GALLERY | | | | http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/1748/ | |--------------------------------------------------------------------------| | The Eyes Of Universe - The Official EMPTY TREMOR Fan Club Site | | | | http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/1794/ | | | | by Arash and Arman Ashouriha email: email_address_removed.de | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 09:22:34 +0100 From: "Neil Gallop" To: Subject: New Dream Theater Album Message-ID: <000101be4384$ddc0d9a0$message_id_removed.de> Hi all the new Dream Theater album will be called "A Change Of Keyboards" and will be loosely based on some film featuring Robin Williams in which he teaches pottery classes ('Seize The Clay'). Backing vocals will be by the multi-talented female rap singer Mercy Fuck. There will also be a cover version of Elton John's song "Candle In The Wind" especially rewritten as a tribute to Mother Teresa called "Sandles In The Bin". But seriously, I think having Jordan AND Derek would have been great - like a balls and chunk version of Spock's Beard. And if the band really wanted a new keyboarder, why didn't they take Damon? Formula 1 time: James Hunt was a great driver (the last driver to become world champion in a car that wasn't covered in advertising) and also the source of that great English insult "oh him, he's a real James Hunt". stay safe and happy listening Neil Gallop (nga@software-ag.de) Currently playing: The 3rd And The Mortal - Painting On Glass ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 03:23:58 EST From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Research Queen Message-ID: > From: email_address_removed > Subject: After A Little Research ....... Note the subject. "Research" appears there, as well as "little." > Some prominent women in music mentioned were: > > >Sheryl Crow, Alanis > >Morissette, Jewel, Sarah McLachlan, Mariah Carey (who burst into BIGGER > >prominence), Madonna (ditto for bigger prominence), Celine Dion, Gwen > >Stefani, Shirley Manson > > From the list above, most of the women mentioned are the traditional > sterotype of female solo singer or female singer fronting a band. And therefore they don't exist. In fact even if they did exist they STILL wouldn't be women. Heck, all that money the Lilith Fair raised because people supposedly went to see women playing music - it was all a SCAM. Those weren't REAL WOMEN, they were just a bunch of STEREOTYPES. No WONDER I hated that show so much... > They do not play MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS in public. Sarah McLachlan plays the guitar and the piano. Sheryl Crow plays the guitar and the bass. Jewel plays the guitar and the piano. Alanis plays the piano and the harmonica. (before you say "harmonica is just blowing air into a bunch of reeds," I'd like you to consider JOHN. POPPER., and then I'll tell you that shredding is just moving your fingers faster than any other mofo around, and it's quite easy, la la la, so it must not be real.) If you've never seen Shirley Manson with something slung around her body, you aren't looking hard enough. Before you say "yeah, well that plinky shit Jewel does isn't REAL guitar playing," keep in mind that you're going to have to define "MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS" first. And what is the word "public" doing in your sentence? If these women did not play in public places where people could hear them, do you think anyone would have heard of them? Even Ani DiFranco has been playing public places since the beginning of her career. No she isn't on that list, but she's as public as it gets, that doesn't mean she's more "genuine" a musician than Jewel. > Sheryl Crow is the ONLY one (to my knowledge but I am sure there are > others on the list who can enlighten me) who plays one or more instruments. You don't need enlightenment. You've done a little research. > I know she plays guitar and bass, both on her albums and live (mostly bass > now I think from an interview I saw). > > I haven't heard any music from Jewel or Sarah McLachlan and don't know if > they play any instruments. Well then you'd better keep them in that original post then, huh? Better quote 'em all if you haven't heard 'em all. Makes you seem smarter somehow. > Madonna is credited as a co-writer and co-producer on her latest album, but > has no credits for playing any instruments. She does not play any live to my > knowledge. She plays men. Go see her live act if you don't know what I'm talking about. > Alanis Morissette plays harmonica on her first album and is credited with all > the lyrics but the music is co-written. She has no credit for playing anything > else. By even saying she plays an instrument at all you are shooting yourself in the foot. This is about as difficult as poking holes in whipped cream. > Gwen Stefani fronts an actual BAND (No Doubt) as does Shirley Manson > (Garbage) but neither APPEAR to play any instruments, they just sing. > I don't have any of their albums, do they co-write? Shit, poochie, you're the Research Queen! You tell us! >Celine Dion and Mariah Carey are female solo vocal artists and do not > APPEAR to play any instruments, although they write/co-write. Why do you keep using words like "APPEAR" when it's clear you know more than the person who compiled that original list? > So where are all the prominent female MUSICIANS who play on their > albums and live? Bananahead, what are you trying to prove? What is your definition of "MUSICIANS?" You demand intellect from your peers and understanding in your arguments, but you leave out so much... Bafu Vai ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 03:04:02 -0600 From: Big Swifty To: email_address_removed Subject: Derek, an important female musician, and an asshole Message-ID: Regarding the departure of Derek... Fuck. A female musician that I haven't seen mentioned on here yet would be Badi Assad. She is a Brazilian guitarist. Can any of the Brazilian 'jammers back me up when I say that she is an excellent guitar player? And she's definitely easy on the eyes, which doesn't hurt. And Tom Walling , I can't think of proper words to convey the anger that I felt when you posted the garbage that you did. It was completely unneccessary. Hopefully, you pressed the "Send" button before you realized that your joking post was in very poor taste. I say "hopefully" because I hope you aren't a utter piece of shit that would knowingly say something so repulsive in front of over one thousand people that do not share your views. I hope you are someone new to this kind of discussion, and new to the Ytsejam in particular, so that you may not realize exactly what posting to a list of this size can mean. Take care, Mark Peters email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 04:22:09 -0500 From: Chris Schuler To: email_address_removed Subject: An Open Letter to Derek Message-ID: Derek - Whether or not you peruse these mindless ramblings that some call the "jam," I feel the need to express my thoughts for all to consume. Nevermind all those that applaud your departure. Nevermind all those who don't call you "progressive" enough. Nevermind those who are unsupportive. To some of us, you are a great musician, showman, and inspiration. You brought a fresh new sound to the world of Dream Theater, and your influence is forever burned into round little digital disks, as well as our minds. I had the great pleasure of seeing you perform with DT on two occasions, the last of which was at the Birch Hill NiteClub the day after Christmas this past year. Even though it was a flawed performance, it was awe inspiring none the less. The zenith of the evening, however, was when I got the chance you meet you, shake your hand, and take a picture with you. You geniunely cared that I was appreciative of your work, and that meant a lot to me. That moment is forever ingrained in my memory, as well as a 4" by 5" photo. Do I like Jordan Rudess? You bet I do. I was lucky enough to see the Rudess-Morganstein Project perform at the 1998 Modern Drummer Festival, and I also love the LTE disk. I will be a Dream Theater fan no matter what...I have been for 4 or 5 years now. However, I'll still be a Derek Sherinian fan, too. Thanks, Derek...and best of luck in whatever the music takes you. Send your flames if you will, but keep in mind that they will be ignored. I speak for myself and ONLY myself. These are my mere thoughts and observations. Chris Schuler email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 03:26:53 -0600 From: "Al @ Switchcraft" To: retaehT maerD Subject: Derek & KorgX3; sittin' in a tree; . . . . . . . Message-ID: Scott Sturdivant wrote: >Gaz...and his sarcastic self doesn't count! I personally believe that yes, >Derek was a *unique individual* (thats a euphamism if I ever heard one!) but Go ahead, say it... Derek is a fucking loon. But that's what made him so personable and unique. I for one, will miss him. I can't help feeling intrigued about the direction they may take with Jordan onboard. Hey Korg! Snap the fuck out of you're Ytse-coma. Just go listen to "The Happy Organ" and follow it up with Universal Mind, that should be a little reminder of what the future could bring. ..And wipe the tears off your Derek Sherinian Action Figure. -- Al - The Ytse-ProGtologist ^ Switchcraft Microsystems ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz" --Butthead ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 02:11:43 -0800 From: Jon Kretschmer To: email_address_removed Subject: Jordan and the coming carnage Message-ID: >From: Bobby Tufino >I think it is safe to say that many of us will be violently jizzing in our pants when we >hear Metropolis 2 with Jordan on keys. Derek kicked ass for sure, but come on, after >hearing LTE and that MP3 of TTT with Jordan on keys...let's face it, the new album will >be SICK. > >Bobby This is the and most accurate EOJ EVER. Someone print this out and frame it. I think the prevailing opinion is that Derek was a great player, but that he should have stayed with backing up Alice Cooper instead of backing up DT. His musical tastes were never in line with DT from the beginning, and he seemed more interested in finding unprecedented sounds, rather than what the rest of DT was doing, writing awesome music. He had his place, but I for one am excited as hell about Jordan. See, the thing is, LTE was written in a week with three of the members of DT, and it is equal, as far as ass-kickage goes, to FII. Give those three guys PLUS Myung a few months to record something, and we are all gonna need a new set of underwear. The new DT album is going to kill us. Absolute carnage. I would, however, like some clarification from Mike about the terms of the seperation...I get the impression he was fired...As Korg said, in effect, Jordan was who they wanted in the first place. And I kind of agree with this. Another question is, what does this mean for LTEII? Still going to be released? Probably. I guess they already recorded it, didn't they. Some news on that would be helpful too. Anxiously awaiting the new album. Jon ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 4584 **************************