YTSEJAM Digest 4369 Today's Topics: 1) Re: OiaL Vid thang by Carlos Alfaro 2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 4367 by email_address_removed 3) Re: OIAL by "Dennis Leeflang" 4) Enter Hades, Not Sandman by email_address_removed 5) CDnow by "Trevor W. Hoit" 6) lie promo by "Trevor W. Hoit" 7) Re: mp3 to MD by Alan Estrada 8) MIDI Parameter Pedals by Paul Matthews 9) Re: mp3 to MD by Edward Polzin 10) Re: mp3 to MD by "KorgX3" 11) NDTC: Fates Warning TAB by "Bill Blanchard" 12) eMpTyV by email_address_removed 13) MOTLEY CRUE on TV by Conrad Chi 14) Re: .YTSEJAM digest 4368 by email_address_removed 15) Re: MP fessed up on this one by Jeff Perrot 16) Music Blvd thanks. by email_address_removed 17) Re: What's the URL for TTT MP3 (pretty please...with sugar on top) by "Dream Theater" 18) Re: MP fessed up on this one by "TheCowGod" 19) ProjeKCt Four / Tapehead / Symphony X by TEDESCO MATTHEW A 20) Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: Friday Humor] by email_address_removed ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 17:59:20 -0500 From: Carlos Alfaro To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: OiaL Vid thang Message-ID: Christopher Ptacek wrote: > If the panning was wrong, or the film was reversed so that JP was on the > wrong side and the toms went in the wrong descending order, then JP and JM > would be playing left handed on the vid. If that's not the case, then > there is no error, is there? > > - Chris I think he means the cd, not the video since he said OAiL and not 5yial :) -- "[...] people will cringe..." - John Petrucci In the stream of consciousness There is a river crying Living comes much easier Once we admit , We're dying. Dream Theater: Lines in the Sand http://premium.caribe.net/~calfaro Tech Support Rep : Caribbean Internet Service mailto:email_address_removed mailto:email_address_removed Universal Internet Number (ICQ) 1254229 ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 17:05:48 EST From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 4367 Message-ID: hey....i accidentally deleted 4368,,,,can you resend it ? ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 23:12:56 +0100 From: "Dennis Leeflang" To: "YTSEJAM MAILINGLIST" Subject: Re: OIAL Message-ID: <001401be0064$a1c4a020$message_id_removed.nl> Hey there Matt.... You should know that the panning is not wrong, but the band is giving us a peek onstage.... This pan-setting is just the way Mike is experiencing it from behind the drums........ Cool he? Stickmaster D. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 17:17:57 EST From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Enter Hades, Not Sandman Message-ID: Someone Babbled: >Metallica were definetely the first to compose "Enter Sandman"... >On the Metallica-home video "A Year And A Half In The Life Of Metallica, >part 1" you can see Kirk Hammet explain how he came up wtih the basic >riff.....Die Krupps covered the song right after it was released.... Kirk must have listened to some Hades, because they had that riff back in the 80's. I think it was the song "Rape of Persephone" - but it was the exact same riff years earlier. I guess this could be one of those 1000 Ptaceks typing or 101 Bafus throwing pixie sticks in an infinite pattern, but I am suspicioius of all things Metallica (We'll never make a music video.) NP: Nothing - watching football, but the last thing I listened to yesterday was Division - Ascension to Eternity Kevin Madden ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 14:29:01 -0800 From: "Trevor W. Hoit" To: "'email_address_removed'" Subject: CDnow Message-ID: > Well, it finally looks as though those CDNow people realized they were > getting screwed and turned off the discounts given through the roadie > contest. Now you can only enter in the sweepstakes for the free plane > tickets (yeah, who's gonna play or care now??). Sorry to be the > bearer > of bad news for people like me who must've tried HUNDREDS of times > using > HUNDREDS of different names (relatives, friends, dogs, dogs' > relatives, > etc.) and never won that ever-so-elusive $50 discount - well, I tried! > David Dixon > Thanks for fucking it up for the rest of us who only did it once a week. Trevor (who got $50 on his first try) :P ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 14:36:45 -0800 From: "Trevor W. Hoit" To: "'email_address_removed'" Subject: lie promo Message-ID: > From: Jim > I have a copy of the Lie single that is labeled "For Promotional Use > Only", it is in the cardboard "DigiPak" and has only the song "Lie" on > it. The CD it self has the Majesty symbol printed on it. > Is this CD worth more than the "non-Promotional" CD. > In a word, no. I can buy the promo all day long for $4. The real Lie single recently sold on ebay for over $100. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 16:34:43 -0600 From: Alan Estrada To: email_address_removed Cc: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: mp3 to MD Message-ID: I went to www.mp3.com and found out that there's a MP3 player, does anyone knows how does it works? a good site to find MP3s on the net is mp3now.com does anyone knows of others? At 09:38 AM 11/10/98 -0700, Robert Jurado wrote: > >Anybody ever try mp3 to MD. I don't have a unit yet, but I plan on >getting >one in the near future. Any tips on portable units, i.e., >recommendations. >Also, how do I get the best results "taping" mp3s? > >I think I want to go the Sharp route as opposed to the Sony route, >because >I can adjust recording levels. Anyone like one brand over the other? >If so, why? >Tell me your sordid tales. > >-Rob > > > --- MP3 of the week - "The Ben Stiller Show Theme" By Dweezil Zappa http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/2025/ Alan Estrada Adler, ICQ #9267174 Monterrey, Mexico -------------------------------------------------------- TAKE NOTE OF MY NEW EMAIL ADDRESS: email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 26 Oct 1998 10:13:14 +1100 From: Paul Matthews To: email_address_removed Subject: MIDI Parameter Pedals Message-ID: Hey there, In the JP instructional vid, JP gives us a good look at his setup. This includes some parameter pedals. Are these MIDI? If so, can somebody P-LEASE tell me what make they are so I can get one. As far as I know, Digitech used to make a MIDI parameter pedal but they've informed me that they do not manufacture this any more. I already have a single parameter pedal on my RP-10 but I would like some extra control, and alls I can find to do the job is a little box made by Anatek that you hook up to a volume pedal. SOMEBODY must know! thanx guys, Paul ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 17:40:46 -0600 From: Edward Polzin To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: mp3 to MD Message-ID: yeah, i heard something about it on the news. the company who manufactured them are getting sued by record companies and i believe the product is off the market. later. Alan Estrada wrote: > I went to www.mp3.com and found out that there's a MP3 player, does anyone > knows how does it works? > > a good site to find MP3s on the net is mp3now.com does anyone knows of others? > > At 09:38 AM 11/10/98 -0700, Robert Jurado wrote: > > > >Anybody ever try mp3 to MD. I don't have a unit yet, but I plan on > >getting > >one in the near future. Any tips on portable units, i.e., > >recommendations. > >Also, how do I get the best results "taping" mp3s? > > > >I think I want to go the Sharp route as opposed to the Sony route, > >because > >I can adjust recording levels. Anyone like one brand over the other? > >If so, why? > >Tell me your sordid tales. > > > >-Rob > > > > > > > --- > MP3 of the week - "The Ben Stiller Show Theme" By Dweezil Zappa > http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/2025/ > > Alan Estrada Adler, ICQ #9267174 Monterrey, Mexico > -------------------------------------------------------- > TAKE NOTE OF MY NEW EMAIL ADDRESS: email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 04:52:36 -0700 From: "KorgX3" To: Subject: Re: mp3 to MD Message-ID: <002401be000e$00695dc0$170d84d0@korgx3> >I went to www.mp3.com and found out that there's a MP3 player, does anyone >knows how does it works? Basically, the MP3 players are solid state devices. They use flash memory and expandable memory to hold your MP3's on a device that is smaller than your old early 80's Sony walkman. They don't skip, scratch, wear out, etc. So far, only three companies have announced their plans to produce such devices: Diamond Multimedia, Samsung, and Saehan. Currently, however, Diamond is tied up in a lawsuit by the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) that is preventing their Rio MP3 player from being released saying it is a violation of some Audio Home Recording Act. Samsung, however isn't worried at all as the restrictions Diamond is facing marketing an MP3 player in America don't apply to most other places in the world. Samsung will gladly skip over America and sell elsewhere. If you read the news articles at http://www.mp3.com/ it will give you a good insight as to the competition on landing the first MP3 player on the streets. In addition, Samsung's player is expected to have a microphone input. I know that would make alot of bootleggers happy as these things will be smaller and less expensive than their DAT's. :) Anyway, none of the devices they describe appeal to me, as they only support up to around 38MB to 54MB currently (which is only about 38 to 54 minutes of music). I was hoping the first MP3 player on the market would read from a CD, which can hold approximately 130 songs in MP3 format. :) Ah, well, what else are computers for? :) Because you asked... -- KorgX3 BTW, the specs of the Diamond Rio are at http://www.mp3.com/news/096.html ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 15:55:44 PST From: "Bill Blanchard" To: email_address_removed Subject: NDTC: Fates Warning TAB Message-ID: Anyone know where I can get a copy of Eye To Eye by Fates Warning in guitar TAB. Preferably a web site considering I am broke. Thanx Wild Bill ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 19:15:08 EST From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: eMpTyV Message-ID: After Korg and dtdrummin did their bit, I went to the mtv site to search for Dream Theater. Guess what my search said? "We do not have anything on Dream Theater" Sez it all don't it? Ice Queen ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 17:29:06 -0800 (PST) From: Conrad Chi To: email_address_removed Subject: MOTLEY CRUE on TV Message-ID: Motley Crue is suppossed to be playing live at WWF RAW on Monday night. I guess a couple of the guys are wrestling freaks. Also, they will be on CONAN on Wednesday. I picked up SENTENCED's 'Frozen'. It definitly picks up where 'Down' left. Anyone into very MELODIC heavy metal should pick this up. Also, the order form from CENTURY MEDIA has a ton of bands now. I guess they distribute for a lot of companys. You can get ANGRA, SYMPHONY X, as well as a ton of other imports for $11!!! KISS is on Saturday, I paid a arm and a leg for the show so it better be good. now playing: SENTENCED- Frozen RUSH- Chronicles CINDERELLA- Once a upon a.. -- Conrad Chi email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 21:48:10 EST From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: .YTSEJAM digest 4368 Message-ID: In a message dated 98-10-25 16:58:01 EST, you write: << Nuno is still looking for a new drummer; He has tried out a few but has not found the right one yet. >> I thought Nuno was playing with QR now? ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 21:26:34 -0600 From: Jeff Perrot To: Ytsejammers Subject: Re: MP fessed up on this one Message-ID: >>it would make sense that it'd be him, but would he >>really go through the trouble to use a different mail program just in case >>some people on the jam were somehow able to find out what prog you used? I don't understand how it would make sense for it to be Mike? Why would he not want Derek on here? Please explain.... Jeff P. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 22:49:25 EST From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Music Blvd thanks. Message-ID: Thanks to whoever it was that posted about the $10 discount at Music Blvd. I just ordered the new Harem Scarem CD "Big Band Theory." Total was only $21 after shipping and handling. Not bad for an import. Richie ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 20:13:01 PST From: "Dream Theater" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: What's the URL for TTT MP3 (pretty please...with sugar on top) Message-ID: Yeah, but when I go there I get this: iiiiIIIIIIiiii qqQQQQQQQQqqq iiiIIIIiii qqqQQQQQQqqqqQQQQQQQQqqqq iiiIIIIiii qqqQQQQqqq qqqQQQQQqqq iiiIIIIiii qqqQQQQqqq qqqQQQQQqqq iiiIIIIiii qqqQQQQQqqq qqqQQQQQQqqq iiiiIIIIIIiiii qqqQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQqqq qqqqqqQQQQQQqqqqq Sorry, this site has closed down public access to mp3 files. The same files are available at: http://dlux.sch.bme.hu:8080 All the other contents of the site are left unchanged. ftpadmin (root) Up to higher level directory 10.mid UZLETINF.DOC cassanova.JPG diaglab.tar.gz tehenke.xcf.bz2 What's that all about. ____________________________________________________________________ Oh .. that .. this .. too ... too .. sull .. ied .. flesh ... would .. melt. The only thing I could use more of above money is time! http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Birdland/3590 ____________________________________________________________________ Mike >Date: Wed, 23 Sep 1998 10:46:02 -0700 (PDT) >Reply-To: email_address_removed >From: email_address_removed.be (Tony De Laender) >To: Multiple recipients of list >Subject: Re: What's the URL for TTT MP3 (pretty please...with sugar on top) > > >Previously on the Ytsejam ... > >>I don't know what it's going to take for someone to tell everyone else what >>the URL for the "Take the Time" MP3... >> >>SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US THE URL!!!! > >STOP SHOUTING WILL YA? >The URL has been posted a zillion times already, but here it goes again: > >ftp://iq.rulez.org/incoming > >Now go there and download the damned thing before you forget the URL >again. Go, now! > >FiveNgroK > >CP: Platypus - 'When Pus Comes To Shove' > >********************************************** >Those who can, do. >Those who can't, become critics. > > > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 23:25:48 -0500 From: "TheCowGod" To: Subject: Re: MP fessed up on this one Message-ID: <001401be0098$b4d77280$message_id_removed> >I don't understand how it would make sense for it to be Mike? Why would >he not want Derek on here? Please explain.... kidding around. besides, i don't think the imposter was thinking "lemme piss derek off so much that he'll leave the list! yeah!" whoever did it was probly just doing it for laughs and while obviously i don't know mike, he seems like the kind of guy who'd joke around like that. although i don't think he'd get all high-tech and use a differemt mail prog to send the messages and stuff like that. moo. *** END OF TRANSMISSION *** ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 21:28:28 -0700 (MST) From: TEDESCO MATTHEW A To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: ProjeKCt Four / Tapehead / Symphony X Message-ID: Last night was a crazy night in Boulder... two places to see shows, one with Al DiMeola, the other with P4. Tough choice, but having already seen DiMeola (with Stanley Clarke and Jean Luc Ponty) a few years ago, had to go catch my idol, Mr. Tony Levin, with a few of his Crim buds. What a show it was! P4 features Tony Levin, Pat Mastoletto, Trey Gunn, and Robert Fripp. It's hard to pin down guys like Levin and Gunn, but taking into mind the double trio, I wondered going in how they would function together. For the most part, Levin held down a more traditional rhythm-oriented bass role, while Gunn stayed more high-end. He played his Warr guitar exclusively, and was prominently featured in all of the... songs, I guess. Fripp played a lot of guitar synth, a la his Soundscapes, and began the second half of the show with quintessential frippertronics. Levin was his usual versatile self, playing his 5-string (with the much-discussed funk fingers) to open the show, then moving between the Chapman Stick and electric upright for the bulk, before suprising me and finishing up on Warr guitar. Truly an incredible show... and the encore of Vrrooom made the night. And I picked up the new Trey Gunn "The Third Star" and Fripp's "The Gates of Paradise" when I left, as an added bonus. In other news... whoever descibed the new King's X "Tapehead" as a cross between "Dogman" and "Ear Candy" was right on the money. I wasn't crazy about much of "Ear Candy"--I thought the music had lost an edge. "Tapehead" incorporates less of their 3-part harmonies than any other KX recording in the past, though there's still plenty there. The hard edge is back, but with a fuller, lusher sound. Good stuff. Oh, lastly... I lent my copy of "Twilight in Olympus" to a friend, who provided probably the best description of any band I've heard. He called them "The Platonic Form of Metal." --MATt ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 23:35:07 -0500 (EST) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: Friday Humor] Message-ID: --WebTV-Mail-1466601802-3899 Content-Type: Text/Plain; Charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit --WebTV-Mail-1466601802-3899 Content-Disposition: Inline Content-Type: Message/RFC822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit Received: from mailsorter-102.bryant.webtv.net (mailsorter-102.iap.bryant.webtv.net [207.79.35.92]) by postoffice-121.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8/po.gso.24Feb98) with ESMTP id RAA23023; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 17:04:15 -0800 (PST) ]From: email_address_removed Received: from imo16.mx.aol.com (imo16.mx.aol.com [198.81.17.6]) by mailsorter-102.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8/ms.graham.14Aug97) with ESMTP id RAA21124; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 17:04:14 -0800 (PST) Received: from email_address_removed by imo16.mx.aol.com (IMOv16.10) id RESTa07909; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 19:55:27 +1900 (EST) Message-ID: Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 19:55:27 EST To: email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed Mime-Version: 1.0 Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: Friday Humor] Content-type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part0_909363328_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 214 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_909363328_boundary Content-ID: Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII << "...and there was light..." > This is radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian > authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. > > Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a > collision. > > Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid > a collision. > > Canadians: Negative. 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I > DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, > THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN > TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. > >> --part0_909363328_boundary Content-ID: Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline Return-Path: Received: from rly-za01.mx.aol.com (rly-za01.mail.aol.com [172.31.36.97]) by air-za04.mail.aol.com (v50.22) with SMTP; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 05:26:11 -0400 Received: from mailsorter-105.bryant.webtv.net (mailsorter-105.iap.bryant.webtv.net [207.79.35.95]) by rly-za01.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id FAA22106; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 05:26:10 -0500 (EST) Received: from mailtod-121.bryant.webtv.net (mailtod-121-v.iap.bryant.webtv.net [207.79.35.89]) by mailsorter-105.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8/ms.gso.08Dec97) with ESMTP id CAA20616; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 02:22:50 -0800 (PST) Received: (from production@localhost) by mailtod-121.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8/mt.gso.08Dec97) id CAA29009; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 02:22:49 -0800 (PST) X-WebTV-Signature: 1 ETAsAhQHN8OdOIy7gsVgGw/MItdwAksSiwIUAirGI05vrbUOvZLqTxwRDf1SYj8= ]From: email_address_removed (ALAN GROSSMAN) Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 06:22:49 -0400 (EDT) To: email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: Friday Humor] Message-ID: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit CUTE, Regards to All From Florida ALAN -------------------- Received: from mailsorter-102.bryant.webtv.net (mailsorter-102.iap.bryant.webtv.net [207.79.35.92]) by postoffice-121.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8/po.gso.24Feb98) with ESMTP id WAA24248; Sat, 24 Oct 1998 22:03:11 -0700 (PDT) ]From: email_address_removed Received: from imo11.mx.aol.com (imo11.mx.aol.com [198.81.17.1]) by mailsorter-102.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8/ms.graham.14Aug97) with ESMTP id WAA20486; Sat, 24 Oct 1998 22:03:11 -0700 (PDT) Received: from email_address_removed by imo11.mx.aol.com (IMOv16.10) id 7WURa10440; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 01:02:39 -0400 (EDT) Message-ID: Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 01:02:39 EDT To: email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed Mime-Version: 1.0 Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: Friday Humor] Content-type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part0_909291759_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 120 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_909291759_boundary Content-ID: Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII --part0_909291759_boundary Content-ID: Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline Return-Path: Received: from rly-zc04.mx.aol.com (rly-zc04.mail.aol.com [172.31.33.4]) by air-zc03.mail.aol.com (v50.22) with SMTP; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 00:24:33 -0400 Received: from venus.treco.net (venus.treco.net [209.208.36.2]) by rly-zc04.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id AAA29201 for ; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 00:24:32 -0400 (EDT) Received: from treco.net (stu31.treco.net [209.208.36.31]) by venus.treco.net (8.9.1/8.9.1) with ESMTP id AAA17908 for ; Sun, 25 Oct 1998 00:24:26 -0400 Message-ID: Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 00:26:39 +0000 ]From: Stanley Bogoff Reply-To: email_address_removed X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.04 (Macintosh; U; PPC) To: Bob Nieweg Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Friday Humor] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Being an 'old salt' thought you would enjoy this joke. What's the occasion your being in FL this time of year - I hope only for good things. Stan -------------------- Return-Path: Received: from post.metrolink.net (post.metrolink.net [208.235.184.16]) by venus.treco.net (8.9.1/8.9.1) with ESMTP id LAA03805 for ; Sat, 24 Oct 1998 11:10:36 -0400 Received: from contura-400c ([208.235.187.45]) by post.metrolink.net (Post.Office MTA v3.1.2 release (PO205-101c) ID# 0-39944U5500L500S0) with ESMTP id AAA384; Sat, 24 Oct 1998 11:11:16 -0400 ]From: "Clarke Barnes" To: "Ernie Barina" , "William F Beauregard" , "Frank Besanceney" , "Stanley Bogoff" , "Gil Ennes" , "Michael Piazza" , "Barbara E Shaw" , "Sam Wilkin" Subject: Fw: Friday Humor Date: Sat, 24 Oct 1998 11:06:14 -0400 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet Mail 4.70.1155 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Message-ID: <19981024151113500.AAA384@contura-400c> "...and there was light..." > This is radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian > authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. > > Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a > collision. > > Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid > a collision. > > Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees > south to avoid a collision. > > Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert > YOUR course. > > Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. > > Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND > LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED > BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I > DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, > THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN > TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. > > Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. --part0_909291759_boundary-- --part0_909363328_boundary-- --WebTV-Mail-1466601802-3899-- ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 4369 **************************