YTSEJAM Digest 3979 Today's Topics: 1) Re: f/x by subtlerage 2) DT/ELP/DP in San Francisco (true DTC) by email_address_removed (Charoenkwan Luesumphan) 3) Rhoda: not Greedo's wife... by "Thomas Forcier" 4) Boss GX-700 by Edwin Voras 5) Iron Savior (NDTC) by Kevin Madden 6) cat fights blah blah by Deedlit 7) introduction by Yessi Kristianto 8) Re: introduction by "TheCowGod" 9) Re: Jason Becker by email_address_removed 10) Re: YTSEJAM digest 3969 by "earthblind, starbound" 11) female jammers by email_address_removed (Robert Newcomb) 12) Re: pushin up the daisies, he's an ex-scam by "earthblind, starbound" 13) Re: cat fights blah blah by Lisa Marie 14) Skadz, Eckie, Queensryche by email_address_removed 15) Re: YTSEJAM digest 3978 by email_address_removed 16) OAN records by "Trevor W. Hoit" 17) Deep YTSE thoughts... by AL ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 17:59:07 -0500 (CDT) From: subtlerage To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: f/x Message-ID: :By the way, can anyone refer me to an internet site that has decent :prices on effect systems. try www.musicemporium.com _______________________________________________________________________ Andrew Miller - email_address_removed - http://www.subtlerage.com subtlerage - keyboard oriented progressive new age ambient rock Silent Pendulum Music - PO Box 2194 - Iowa City, IA 52244 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 16:05:28 -0800 From: email_address_removed (Charoenkwan Luesumphan) To: email_address_removed Subject: DT/ELP/DP in San Francisco (true DTC) Message-ID: I'm glad I have a real DT content for you guys this time. :) Bay Area jammers DO NOT forget to go get yourself the ticket of the DT/ELP/DP show at the Warfield (Aug 28). The tix will go on sale at BASS on this Sunday, June 14 at 10 a.m. Main floor : $37.50 Balcony : $32.50 Choose where you want to be. If you do not want to pay for the service charge, go to buy the tix at the Fillmore box office. It's opened at 10 a.m. on Sunday only. Have fun, AE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Prog Maniac" homepage: http://www.sirius.com/~cluesump ICQ: #13676703 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 19:24:04 -0400 From: "Thomas Forcier" To: Subject: Rhoda: not Greedo's wife... Message-ID: Hello, >*I'M* the Mary, *SHE'S* the Rhoda. (10 points to whomever guesses that >reference) ;o) Do I get ten for each reference? No guessing needed: Mary Tyler Moore Show via Romy and Michelle. God I rent too many videos... On the Ryche: >Hear in the Now Frontier was worthless crap, I think we can all agree on that. Ahem? I happen to like that album for gems like Saved and Hit the Black. Sure, they sucked live on this tour, but I still make mixes with songs from HitNF... Call me a masochist. As for Promised Land: >I love it. It's the best album they've ever done. The production on that album is the best I've >ever heard from anybody And you think that bootleg threads never die? I remember this from when PL came out! Set it to rest: PL is the greatest album QR is capable of, far superior to Mindcrime. Why do I say that? Making up a fictional concept album is no big trick, making one that applies to REAL LIFE, now there's the deal. Also, there is no diversity to the music on Mindcrime; it's all straight metal. PL goes from metal to pseudo-goth, to semi-techno and rules all the way through. Not to mention that this album produced one of the greatest live performances by any act ever. Oh, and yes, that's opinion. Stodge ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 16:19 -0800 (PST) From: Edwin Voras To: Ytsejam Subject: Boss GX-700 Message-ID: <19980610231956.EAHX11142@[166.33.99.41]> Thomas Forcier wrote: >Musician's Friend has yet to come down on the Boss >GX-700, and I did find one place, Musician's Store, that has a great price, >thus I question the sincerity of their offer. AMS is selling it for $389. Their # is 1-800458-4076. Ytse on, eD ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jun 1998 21:38:14 -0400 From: Kevin Madden To: email_address_removed Subject: Iron Savior (NDTC) Message-ID: What do I know about Iron Savior? Well, the band consisted (I use the past tense because I think the line-up is shifting) of Blind Guardian drummer Thomas Stauch, Gamma Ray guitarist/singer Kai Hansen, and ringleader Piet Sielck (guitar/vox) playing on a concept album about some sci fi topic or another. Thematically, it fits pretty well with GR's "Somewhere Out in Space." Humans being enslaved by Martians or something. Read the liner notes. Anyway, the music is VERY reminiscent of Gamma Ray, but it's not quite as interesting, in my opinion. It has a mid-80s Judas Priest feel to it, also. Sort of run "Turbo" through a blender with Gamma Ray, and you get the idea. Worth the $12, I would say. I heard they were going to tour with Gamma Ray in Europe this Summer from the guitarist in Mercury Rising. I guess MR was supposed to tour with IS, but Gamma Ray grabbed IS instead. Buddies, I guess. CD of the Day: Crimson Glory - Crimson Glory Kevin Madden Detroit Red Wings 1996-97, 1997-98? Stanley Cup Champions First Round, vs. Phoenix Coyotes : Detroit Wins 4-2 Second Round, vs. St. Louis Blues : Detroit Wins 4-2 Third Round, vs. Dallas Stars : Detroit Wins 4-2 Fourth Round, vs. Washington Capitals : Detroit Leads 1-0 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 22:19:39 -0400 From: Deedlit To: email_address_removed Subject: cat fights blah blah Message-ID: >Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 13:29:27 -0700 >From: Lisa Marie >To: email_address_removed >Subject: Re: The Welcome catfight >Message-ID: > > >email_address_removed wrote: >> >> never asked you to go bake a pie, lisa/jessie/whatever. > >It's Carol that wants the pie... you can tell us apart because *I'M* the Mary, >*SHE'S* the Rhoda. (10 points to whomever guesses that reference) ;o) Do you have to house her mother for her, Jessie--err, Mary? (now catch THAT reference...I'm too young for this stuff....) Anyway, I think that chicks who act...how to say this without being rude...uhmmm...extravangantly...are just out for attention. Lots of females listen to heavy music, and no one cares one way or another; however, the ones who act...extravagantly...receive a specific type of attention. If you want respect, don't act like you're looking for the opposite type of attention. Erica ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Erica Bonomi, email_address_removed Deedlit or Deedo on irc.dreamt.org 2112 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://www.skidmore.edu/~ebonomi/ Check here for the mp3 of the week! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jun 1998 11:12:33 +0000 (GMT) From: Yessi Kristianto To: YTSEJAMMERS Subject: introduction Message-ID: Hi YTSEJAMMERS... I just subscribed to this list 2 days ago, right after visiting the DT homepage. I like DT, a LOT! :) In fact, I'm listenin' to Anna Lee right now! Well, I'd just like to say that I'm looking forward to makin' new friends over the NET, especially fellow DT fans :) since there aren't many of us here in INDONESIA. But please, don't flame me for bein' a Newbie, cos I know that honorable people like you wouldn't do that (would you??). ======================================= I can see much clearer now I'm blind... "Take the Time", Dream Theater ======================================= "Keep the Music Playin'" ------------------------ Yessi Kristianto ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 23:17:18 -0500 From: "TheCowGod" To: Subject: Re: introduction Message-ID: <007b01bd94ef$d3be4a80$message_id_removed> |many of us here in INDONESIA. But please, don't flame me for bein' a |Newbie, cos I know that honorable people like you wouldn't do that (would |you??). hehe, you've been here for 2 says and you can still ask that? :) welcome aboard. Moo. -- "I lost my vision in a tragic gambling accident." -Mike Portnoy, "A Change of Seasons" Dan McCormack email_address_removed http://premium.caribe.net/~emc/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 23:16:20 EDT From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Jason Becker Message-ID: Yes, I had heard the same thing about Jason. I hope to God he's really doing better. The day he is back on stage will be a great day for guitar players, and all people. I wish I knew a way to get in touch with his guy too! Art www.joestump.com <<>> ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 23:17:59 -0400 From: "earthblind, starbound" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 3969 Message-ID: >So there you have it. Mike is nothing more than the Anti-Christ. Somehow I >knew it all along. Ah, well. Eiher that or Toco Torres is. :\ Haven't >figured that part out yet. That sucks. I was sort of hoping it would be me. Sigh. Oh well, off to give Good Omens another reading. --------- >Date: Mon, 8 Jun 1998 03:22:32 +0000 >From: "Dale R. Newberry" >To: email_address_removed >Subject: Re: 42-0 Bulls 42, Jazz 0. ---------- >I often hear "Its all about the music, fuck whether it is original or not." > To that I say BS. If you said to a baseball collector "Its all about >seeing Mantle's picture and reading his stats, not about owning the actual >card," that person would laugh in your face. Because originality and I would laugh right back in his face. "You paid WHAT for WHAT????" Hey, I got some magic the gathering cards to sell you. "So you thought that your bolts and your locks would keep me out. You should have known better after all this time. You're going to pay in blood for all your vicious slander.... Let the blood flow." -- Fish -O- http://www.afn.org/~afn39111/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 22:10:19 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Robert Newcomb) To: Subject: female jammers Message-ID: email_address_removed wrote: "The part that truly stinks is that it seems FEMALE jammers are a little more snide than the rest, which is saddening." Gee, that they can rip me a new asshole only makes me like them more:) Female jammers rock! Thorin ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 23:33:51 -0400 From: "earthblind, starbound" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: pushin up the daisies, he's an ex-scam Message-ID: > is a sham. Little, terminally ill Craig has been seven for 4 consecutive > years now (great trick, I know a few chicks who have been 29 4 years > in a row too...) Every year for the past 4 years I've gotten at least 2 > emails about little Craig. Short of sounding TOTALLY callous if the > kid REALLY existed and was terminally ill I think he'd be pushing > up the daisies for quite some time now and the buisness cards would > be of little use (unless the sob story about the little kid not being able Remember kids, friends do not let friends become vectors. Stop the madness. Oh, and the cancer patients getting ten cents from Microsoft for every email that does not contain the Subject line "Good Times" or "Different Strokes" or "Join the Road Crew for Les Miserables (and say hi to Miho for me)" or 90#, that's bullshit too. Don't vector it. "So you thought that your bolts and your locks would keep me out. You should have known better after all this time. You're going to pay in blood for all your vicious slander.... Let the blood flow." -- Fish -O- http://www.afn.org/~afn39111/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 20:38:58 -0700 From: Lisa Marie To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: cat fights blah blah Message-ID: Stodge wrote: > > Do I get ten for each reference? No guessing needed: Mary Tyler Moore Show > via Romy and Michelle. God I rent too many videos... dingdingding! Yes you get 10 points for each answer... and a bonus 10 for being the first. Minus 50 for making me post again! Skadz is gonna smack me up like a desperate whore, I just know it ;o) Deedlit wrote: > > Do you have to house her mother for her, Jessie--err, Mary? (now catch > THAT reference...I'm too young for this stuff....) whooooosh! Right over my head. > Anyway, I think that chicks who act...how to say this without being > rude...uhmmm...extravangantly...are just out for attention. Lots of > females listen to heavy music, and no one cares one way or another; > however, the ones who act...extravagantly...receive a specific type of > attention. If you want respect, don't act like you're looking for the > opposite type of attention. Sheesh, try to inject a little humor and suddenly I'm uhmmm... extravagant! Of course, I'm only assuming you're referring to me... then again I wasn't the one who brought up the issue of respect, so your post has only left me confused. Give Mosh back his crackpipe Erica, and try again. Lisa Marie "Jessie" email_address_removed http://home.pacbell.net/ytsegirl _________________________________________ THOUGHTS - The Spock's Beard Mailing List http://www.dreamt.org/spocksbeard/ _________________________________________ The #Ytse Mirror - #ytsejam news & gossip http:/www.dreamt.org/ytsemirror/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jun 1998 00:52:05 EDT From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Skadz, Eckie, Queensryche Message-ID: This message is in MY format. Since your rationale does not understand this format, some or all of this message may appear pretty damn messed up. Hi Damon! Check, 1, 2. Creelayoooooor. Lung. Raaaakabaaaaa. Lung. Cow wow kapow? Got it? Now pay attention, this is important. Bee nickel drought within a winter span. Can toucans ban a man's fan plan? Kick not bumper crop better to deliver. Tabletop bucket mop popsicle shiver. ---- > From: Nick Bogovich > Subject: skadz rules I'm Skadz, and these are my rules: Rule #1. Rules exist. Rule #2. Skadz makes the rules. Rule #3. I am Skadz. Rule #4. [removed. --kbibb] > This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand > this format, some or all of this message may not be legible. It'd be fun to curse at someone in a public place in MIME format. > skadz, you rule Jordan, you can play basketball well. Alanis, you have a large mouth. Coldfire, you don't take crap from nobody. > From: Pat Daugherty > Subject: bootlegs > > With a legitimate live release, you don't know if it is 100% the way it was > recorded. coughcough...coughCHANGEOFSEASONScoughcough...hackhackPERFECT STRANGERScoughhackcough... > Also a lot of times when bands put out a live album, all the songs aren't > always from the same show. So a lot of times bootlegs offer a real > experience of the show. Which is why there should be more T-Ride and Racer X bootlegs out there! ---- > From: Eckie > Subject: Big boobs, loud music Ah, two things you can never have enough of. Oops! *ding* "I AM OFFENDED!!!" For some reason, whenever I read one of Eckie's posts I hear Reverend Horton Heat off in the distance singing "Eat steak, eat steak, eat a big ol' steer..." Kind of like when a post shows up from "email_address_removed" and I immediately hear the sound of a tree-trunk starting to splinter and creak right before it falls over... And a cash register going "CHA-CHING!!" every time... nevermind... > I should have cousin Joey come over to your house with a bag full of rubber > bands and have him hang you from the ceiling fan by your testicles while he > replaces all of your CD collection with Right Said Fred variant remixes, IN EVERY > FUCKING LANGUAGE! HOW YOU LIKE DEM BANANAS?! Bananas or no bananas, that cousin Joey is one versatile monkey. > Now onto the beefcake.... Brutus The Barber or Cartman The Angry? > Women in prog rock? WOMEN IN PROG ROCK?! THERE'S NO CRYING IN > PROG ROCK! The tits get in the way! Watch this shit fly by without a word from the umpire... ---- > From: Joseph Bissonnette > Subject: RE: Queensryche & prog girls > > This is a good thing? I like my testicles to stay where they are. IMHO > when Tate sings high, screechy stuff he sounds the same as other metal > singers singing high, screechy stuff. He doesn't sound anything like Jim Gillette or Chris Collins. ;) > Hear in the Now Frontier was worthless crap, I think we can all agree on that. Now hold on. That part at the end of "Save Me" sounds GREAT turned up real loud. I'd like to loop that into a ten-minute cartape where I could just drive around with the windows down, nodding my head to that groove. I'd have my shades on. Damn I'd look dangerous. This prophecy Merlin shall make, for I live before his time. Bafu Vai ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jun 1998 02:37:02 EDT From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 3978 Message-ID: In a message dated 6/10/98 10:48:49 PM !!!First Boot!!!, email_address_removed writes: << All the CaliCrew I need you to email me..I'm putting together a party list and need all your email addys so if you're in Cali or close and wanna be on it...then mail me! >> Southern Cali? Northern Cali? ~ESH~ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jun 1998 00:21:28 -0700 From: "Trevor W. Hoit" To: "'Ytsejam'" Subject: OAN records Message-ID: Anyone ordered any CD's from OAN records? Any opinion's? Anyone been reading the Jam the last few days? :) The general consensus is that both the discs and the service are excellent. Trevor "Don't be sexist, broads hate that." ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jun 1998 04:04:02 -0500 From: AL To: YTSELAND Subject: Deep YTSE thoughts... Message-ID: Ever stop and ponder just how cool it is........ Pt 2 tomorrow. Ahh... Never mind. OK, someone else do the next line. PS. If Bafu and KorgX3 had children, what would you the offspring...... BorgX3? Assimilate this ! -- See ya, AL... The YTSE Progtologist Switchcraft Communications & Microsystems http://www.isd.net/astrosch/index.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 3979 **************************