YTSEJAM Digest 3833 Today's Topics: 1) Re: MattB DA MAN! by email_address_removed (Dr. Mosh) 2) Berklee College of Music by Carlos Alfaro 3) Re: Jennifer Batten by Mauricio Martinez Villarreal 4) Re: 2 handed tapping by Calvin 6S 5) Re: Berklee College of Music by Mauricio Martinez Villarreal 6) Re: Jennifer Batten by Matej Grginic 7) Re: Jennifer Batten by Matej Grginic 8) Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Ah by email_address_removed 9) Re: Flame me. I dare you. by "TheCowGod" 10) Re: A good bass player by "TheCowGod" 11) van halen by "Mike & Susan Verstraete" 12) Re: Any other music out there? by email_address_removed.au (Paul Dyer) 13) Music that Kicks Ass -- Mick Karn by "earthblind, starbound" 14) Re: Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Ah by KEZCOM 15) by email_address_removed (Jeffrey Falk) 16) Re: Megadeth/Metallica comment by "James C. Shields" 17) Re: LTE: AOL chat.....So THERE by Echomanyyz ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 15:15:44 -0700 From: email_address_removed (Dr. Mosh) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: MattB DA MAN! Message-ID: On the Eve of Destruction, JKorby1973 said: > > Hey MattB, > Thanks for being so cool. I was a bit pissy when I wrote about the >"solowing" thing. But at least you're cool-AND SMART enough not to take shit >like that personally, unlike Mr. Rick. Anyways, stay cool and enjoy the DT!! >Justin Yeah, at least he took your "sarcasm" lightly... unlike how you reacted to Mr. Audet... but I understand... all handicapped people should be treated equal, and your brain impairment is a serious handicap... -The Doc -- *#&*@#@*(#@#*@(#!@*#(!@#(&!#(@!*#@((#@$(#@(($@#($(#@$@#($@#(*$@(*$*(#(#(##(#(# computersarefasterthanhumans - devastatetoinnovate - hyperspacialparallelcomp\ email_address_removed = http://progmetal.gmsnet.com = internetcyberwetwaregamedev+ s*o#o$n@@c*o!m^e)s@@t>h gaMECoReTeKN0 ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 03 May 1998 18:23:24 -0400 From: Carlos Alfaro To: Ytse Jam Mailing List Subject: Berklee College of Music Message-ID: I know of a couple of jammers who attend berklee, could they email me privately? I need to ask you guys some info on Berklee... yep you guessed it.. im interested in attending... thanx - In the stream of consciousness There is a river crying Living comes much easier Once we admit , We're dying. Dream Theater: Lines in the Sand http://premium.caribe.net/~calfaro Tech Support Rep : Caribbean Internet Service mailto:email_address_removed mailto:email_address_removed Universal Internet Number (ICQ) 1254229 ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 17:34:37 -0500 (CDT) From: Mauricio Martinez Villarreal To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Jennifer Batten Message-ID: oh yeah, i remember now: she played like 3 or 5 seconds of The Flight of the Bumblebee, but i dont know why she didnt play it complete. Maybe she was ashamed at that time of being a tapper as you said. She dropped many jaws (if not all) when she was playing with her backing tracks though. Mauricio On Sun, 3 May 1998, Calvin 6S wrote: > > Mauricio states: > > << By the time i saw her play, i had never heard her solo stuff, but i had a > lot of columns from various Guitar Player mags, and that tapping stuff was > like VERY hard to do. She never did anything REMOTELY as hard or complicated > as her damn tapping columns. On the tapping subject i was VERY dissappointed, > cause she didnt tap anything on the guitar, (ok, maybe some very simple > "pentatonic" tapping) but not those complicated lines and progressions she > wrote about all the time in her columns. >> > > Well, I have an audio tape recording of one of her MI clinics, and she > definitley shows she can tap like no other (okay - if TJ wasn't born :o) She > starts the clinic off with her "Flight of the Bumblebee" tapping and continues > wiht Coltrane's "Giant Steps". Jennifer at the time was going through a > little remorse that she was a tapper and I think was trying not to tap as much > to concentrate on other areas of her playing - but that night she definitely > "gave the audience what they wanted". As far as her reliance on the whammy > pedal - she was very creative with the pedal - so I wouldn't consider it a > trick for her. > > Has anyone heard the "Tribal Rage" CD from Jennifer. I'd like to know if she > is a tap maniac still , or is she has indeed changed. I hope she still taps > frequently. No use in being ashamed of what you are good at. > ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 18:39:03 EDT From: Calvin 6S To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: 2 handed tapping Message-ID: Someone writes: << Roy Ashen is supposed to be the madman. >> Supposed to be is the key phrase. I went to MI and I was expecting Roy to be a monster. He is a helluva a nice guy, but tapping god he ain't. I had just started to mess around with 2 handed tapping - and I considered myself more adept at tapping than he. In fact, I remember tapping the intro to 6:00 (the keyboard part) and I don't think Roy could do that. That isn't even that difficult to tap. I don't think Roy can do it because he didn't more around on the neck that much. I haven't heard his web page samples - but having been with Roy up close and personal for one year of my life - I can say he is no tapping god. Jennifer Batten eats shit like him for breakfast (Happy Gilmore) Great, now they are going to take away my MI certificate. I should have posted this under my other log on name :o) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 17:38:54 -0500 (CDT) From: Mauricio Martinez Villarreal To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Berklee College of Music Message-ID: maybe they could post this info on the Jam....i m kinda interested=20 too.....even though it=B4s just a dream.... Mauricio On Sun, 3 May 1998, Carlos Alfaro wrote: >=20 > I know of a couple of jammers who attend berklee, could they email me > privately? I need to ask you guys some info on Berklee... yep you > guessed it.. im interested in attending... thanx - >=20 >=20 >=20 >=20 >=20 > In the stream of consciousness > There is a river crying > Living comes much easier > Once we admit , We're dying. > Dream Theater: Lines in the Sand > http://premium.caribe.net/~calfaro > Tech Support Rep : Caribbean Internet Service > mailto:email_address_removed mailto:email_address_removed > Universal Internet Number (ICQ) 1254229 >=20 >=20 >=20 ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 04 May 1998 01:03:19 +0200 From: Matej Grginic To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Jennifer Batten Message-ID: >So great is my >admiration for her playing that I once actually watched an entire >Michael >Jackson concert on HBO just to see her play the solo on "Beat It." >Talk about >suffering for one's love of art... > LOL...did once the same thing :) I guess you just had to notice the rediculous outfit Jacko Wack put her in :) still a damn good solo ;) mat ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 04 May 1998 01:06:23 +0200 From: Matej Grginic To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Jennifer Batten Message-ID: >Anyhow, while I love her first solo album, "Above, Below and Beyond," I >haven't been able to find her latest, with her band Tribal Rage, which >I think >is called "Momentum." If anyone out there can tell me where I can >purchase >it, it would be extremely helpful. I like the Momentum even more. The african rythms might start to bite after a while, but guitar playing is still tops! Another glitch I think about this CD is that the guitar is mixed a bit to quietly, but I guess that`s personal prefference. U`ll love Momentum! P.S. Her guitar is also MUCH better here! ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 18:19:03 +0000 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Ah Message-ID: > PS- Rick, your apology is accepted. P.S. Justin: You're a goat licking suckmonkey. :) That insult is in jest, of course, but could you have had ANY less class in that post? I bet you only had the balls to talk shit like that because Matt responded. > From: "Christopher R. Merlo" > Madsman, that guitar-playin' egomaniacal SONOFABITCH wrote: > > > FINALLY someone with a clue! The only thing more important than > > speed is how cool the guitar, bass, or drum looks. And for a > > guitarist, how many picks he can throw, and how far. Image is at > > You stupid bastard! I would have thought that YOU of all people would know > the one key ingredient to being a successful guitar player. EXCUSE me, but you're a bassist. You can't possibly know anything of any value, when it comes to music. Think before you speak. Okay, that's too much to ask. Just don't speak. Another BASSIST spewed: > From: Michael Bahr > "Some Guy" came up with a really egotistical list of things a bass > player should be able to do. I'm sure it was just a troll, because it > was such a moronically written post, but I'll respond as though it was > genuine. Okay, I'm turning off sarcasm now. I don't believe Calvin's post was sincere, and I certainly don't think it was moronic. A bit harsh, don't ya think? (Ya friggin' Bassist!) > Anyone can play guitar. Let me revise: ANYONE can play guitar well. Every fully formed, fully functional human being is capable of playing any instrument, given the proper amount of time and effort. Those who give up, often do so because they don't have the drive it takes to go further, or because they get down on themselves for not improving by leaps and bounds. The degree of "how well" depends on the individual's drive. > Because everyone wants to!! Bullshit. > Most bands I've seen or been a part of > consist of four to five guitarists, two to three of which have taken up > other instruments to fill in the space. The person with the best voice > who plays guitar becomes the singer/rhythm guitarist. The person with > the most money becomes the drummer (because drum kits are so expensive). > The person with the best "internal clock" becomes the bassist. (if the > same person is the richest, he becomes the drummer instead and some > other guy picks up the bass). And the person who has no apparent talent > or ability outside the guitar... remains there. :) You have had a interesting group of band experiences. You're on crack if you think that's normal. How do you explain master guitarists who have impossible time, like DiMeola (who is on the level with any drummer rhythmically.)? Shouldn't he be a bassist? How do you explain bassists who have shit time? How do you explain the fact that I have bass students who chose bass because it's "the cool instrument" in their minds? You let everything fall to chance. People with the drive to master something, do not make such decisions on whims or because of financial obstacles. My bassist friends would never put down the bass to join a band. My guitarist friends are the same way. > But 99% of the guitarists I've dealt with are sparsely-talented, egotistical > morons. I'm sure you guys on the Jam are the exception to this, but I've > dealt with a LOT of axemen between the various bands I've worked in. Again, these kinds of generalizations are meaningless. Maybe you surround yourself with assholes, but that doesn't say anything about what a group of millions of people are like. What was the purpose of your statement? > Because guitarists improve on a very specialized scale, whatever > talent they have is magnified, whereas their bandmates rarely get > the credit they deserve. Could you POSSIBLY explain this? The very specialized scale part. > As far as writing music... the fact that in most bands, the lead > guitarist does NOT write the music, should say it all right there. Really? What exactly should that say? I find that statement itself to be surprising and inaccurate. :) But I'm not a big enough ass to say that guitarists are better than anyone else, at anything, nor am I ignorant enough to make blanket generalizations about the players of any given instrument. Go Home and Practice! Chris Ptacek email_address_removed http://www.prognosis.com/madsman ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 19:58:50 -0500 From: "TheCowGod" To: Subject: Re: Flame me. I dare you. Message-ID: <000a01bd76f7$cda9d120$message_id_removed> >From: email_address_removed >Subject: Flame me. I dare you. > >Look at the Spice Girls. Look at Hanson. Come on... to make music, >one requires a "y" chromosome and the ability to grow facial hair. Fuck. Well, what if I only have one of the two? I could be a rapper... -- Dan McCormack email_address_removed http://premium.caribe.net/~emc/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 20:10:43 -0500 From: "TheCowGod" To: Subject: Re: A good bass player Message-ID: <000d01bd76f9$76d5cfa0$message_id_removed> >From: Michael Bahr >Subject: A good bass player > > Hell, even Geddy Lee was a guitarist initially, and they moved him to >bass because he felt confident that he could adapt. I was a rhythm Billy Sheehan too. He was a guitarist originally. > As far as writing music... the fact that in most bands, the lead >guitarist does NOT write the music, should say it all right there. i dunno about that. most of the bands i've been in or known had actively-writing lead guitarists (i dunno about big name bands cuz i don't know them, so i really dunno who writes what, 'cept for DT). i'm the lead guitarist in my band and i write probably 85% of our music. i know, you said 'most', but still. Oh, sorry, that comma should be inside the apostrophes. :) On another note, damn, i wish my band could cover Al DiMeola's 'Alien Chase on Arabian Desert.' damn. :) Moo. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 19:12:34 -0500 From: "Mike & Susan Verstraete" To: Subject: van halen Message-ID: <01bd76f1$56869b60$135299d1@homewks> Did anyone watch the 10 spot on MTV Friday and see Van Halen? Anyone with any comments? They sounded better then I thought they would with Gary singing, but I'm having a hard time with all of Garys "prancing" around the stage like a gay blade. Mike email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 04 May 1998 11:06:17 -0700 From: email_address_removed.au (Paul Dyer) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Any other music out there? Message-ID: If your looking for heavy progressive stuff: Try "Superior" on for size.... Or "Blind Guardian"...a little more like power metal though.... Cheers Paul D. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 03 May 1998 21:09:33 -0400 From: "earthblind, starbound" To: ytsejam@ax.com, sylvian@arastar.com Subject: Music that Kicks Ass -- Mick Karn Message-ID: "Saday, Maday," by Mick Karn and David Torn http://www.afn.org/~afn39111/saday.zip Mick Karn's BESTIAL CLUSTER is Jansen, Barbieri, and Karn, all formerly of Japan, the group that gave us David Sylvian, who we've all heard of of course, and David Torn, who we've been hearing about a lot lately in relation to the BLUE tour. It is also a brilliant album. Karn's bass playing is complicated yet hypnotically repetitive. Jansen's drumming makes even simple 4/4 pop songs sound complex, by changing the accents on the beats every measure or so (like the beginning of "The Mirror" but more of it). Torn is subtle and tasteful on this album, rather than noisy and experimental like usual--it works, and shows Torn is a versatile guitarist. Barbieri's keys are subtle and ambient. All this is rounded out by a host of session musicians. Karn's music tends to be relaxed, but BESTIAL CLUSTER has an edge. And a dissonance. The album is quite unique. A 3meg sample from the album, "Saday, Maday," which I might describe as 21st century world music, can be found at the address above. It is a 44.1k mp3, but mono, because otherwise I could not fit it in my disk quota. It still sounds good, if only as an introduction to the album. It is zipped to prevent cooking by lame browsers like Netscape (I like Netscape, now, but this should have been fixed by now). -=- I know a monster when I see one in the mirror. --------------------==== Broken via True Love ====------------------- http://www.afn.org/~afn39111 Butcher, Rape, Smash to Pieces ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 21:20:39 EDT From: KEZCOM To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Ah Message-ID: In a message dated 98-05-03 20:18:57 EDT, Mr. Ptacek wrote: << Another BASSIST spewed: > From: Michael Bahr >> <> Did anyone else see this coming from a mile away??? Mr. Bahr, if you weren't being sarcastic in response to all the other sarcasm, then WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? Is this truly your experience? Is this how badly you want to be in a band? Assuming that Mr. Bahr just missed the ridiculousness of the original posts(which is not how it came across to me), it still seems like a lot of cheap generalizations that will not serve to further a thread that was based on sarcasm to begin with. Huh? Exactly. Even I'm confused now. Anyway, you go Madsman. Sorry, Mike. Nothing personal. Just hope that you didn't really take those posts seriously. Now, back to the main event. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 21:31:38 -0400 From: email_address_removed (Jeffrey Falk) To: email_address_removed Message-ID: >Anyone can play guitar. So true. Sometimes it seems to me like everyone _does_. >ANYONE can play guitar well. You were correct until the word "well." There are too many living refutations of the above statement. >And the person who has no apparent talent >or ability outside the guitar... remains there. :) I sure hope Mr. Bahr is trolling here because, if not, he is starting to sound as foolish as I supposedly do. >Guitar shops sell tens of thousands of axes >every year! The VAST majority of them are to amateurs. Now you're starting to sound reasonable again. As a guitarist myself, I sometimes get annoyed at the amateurishness of many guitar customers who make me seem like Randy Rhoads reincarnated. (That doesn't mean they don't exist in other instruments, but they're miniscule compared to guitarists.) >A good number of >amateurs turn pro in some way. Some of them are even good. Right. Unfortunately, even ten years ago you could of said "most" instead of "some." However, there are as many sub-par bassists, drummers, and even keyboardists. >their bandmates rarely get the credit >they deserve. That's one of the reasons why Alex Lifeson rarely gets the credit he deserves. Geddy Lee and Neil Peart are so unusual that "just another good guitarist" like Lifeson gets ignored. I'm not disagreeing with the above, just pointing out an ironic twist. >As far as writing music... the fact that in most bands, the lead >guitarist does NOT write the music, should say it all right there. It might if it was true. Oh, wait, it _is_. We all know who writes the music for Van Halen, and it sure ain't EVH. Blackmore never wrote for Deep Purple. And the late great Randy Rhoads? He didn't write much of Ozzy's stuff either. I guess Petrucci's not doing much writing for oh-eff-bee, either. In Aerosmith, the rhythm section does most of the writing, not Joe Perry. Remember Extreme? Nuno Bettencourt didn't write much either. Same thing with Jimmy Page; he wasn't a prolific music writer. Nor was Brian May. Hell, none of these guitar players wrote anywhere near as much as the others in their bands, right? Jeff Falk email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 20:40:16 -0500 From: "James C. Shields" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Megadeth/Metallica comment Message-ID: >Just look at Megadeth. They're >whoopin' Metallica's ass right now. What are you talking about?! Megadeth sucks hardcore! Cryptic Writings or whatever the new one is called is so regressive! I felt like I was back in 1985 when my friend put it one my stereo (the suck part of '85, mind you). It's like Mustaine just stood up and and shouted "Yep, we're doing the same old shit as always, you can count on us just like you can with AC/DC" Don't get me wrong, I'm not real thrilled with the direction Metallica has taken, but at least they're changing and not just putting out black album after black album. and depending on the price, i might catch Metallica when they come to San Antonio this august since Jerry Cantrell is opening and all of Metallica's old shit still kicks ass. James C. Shields Undergraduate University of Texas at Austin =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Spread before you is your soul So forever hold the dreams within our hearts Through Nature's inflexible grace I'm Learning to Live "Learning to Live" Dream Theater =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 22:15:26 EDT From: Echomanyyz To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: LTE: AOL chat.....So THERE Message-ID: Here is what it says in the schedule at the nightclub (keyword: Nightclub): Thursday, May 28 B: Rap Fan's Chat C: Modern Rock Chat: Grab Bag D: Open Music Chat The Rock (Or Special Room, TBA) 10-12pm EST Mike Portnoy and John Petrucci (Dream Theater) and Tony Levin (King Crimon, Peter Gabriel) to chat about their album Liquid Tension Experiment! Should be pretty cool. Now I gotta think up some questions to ask. -Ian P.S. I picked up my tickets (reciept) at Guitar Center for the SF show. It says the date 5/26/98. Must be a typo. ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 3833 **************************