YTSEJAM Digest 3786 Today's Topics: 1) Road Trip by "Alex O'Connell" 2) Need tickets to the Monday show in L.A. by Chris Oates 3) Ontario plates... by "Stephanie Beaulieu" 4) Re: full on the mouth web site by KEZCOM 5) Re: Full on the Mouth by KEZCOM 6) Caravan of Dreams by Jan-Michael Souter 7) KC for D-Man by "Neal Brown" 8) Stuff by Pat Griffin 9) Re: DT in Chicago by "Dale R. Newberry" 10) King Crimson, South Park & Graham B.'s by Big Swifty 11) Australia by "Shane Woolcock" 12) Re: YTSEJAM digest 3780 by Kevin Carmouche 13) How To Write Good... by WhoFooldU ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 21:34:13 -0400 From: "Alex O'Connell" To: email_address_removed Subject: Road Trip Message-ID: Wesley H Foll declared: >Attention all jammers going the Philly show on May 9...watch out for the >Great Southern Ytse Road Crew coming your way! me (Beavis) Adam Pye, and >Paul Cashman LIVE at the concert! IN PERSON! A one TIME ONLY EVENT! Don't >MISS US. So, question: from where are you coming, and when would you be heading up? I'm at school in southern VA, and I am trying to work out a way to get to the Irving Plaza show.... GAS MONEY IS NOTHING (esp compared to the damn $120 round-trip train ticket)!!! So, lemme know as soon as you can. Things are up in the air, but I AM DETERMINED, dammit. Alex ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 19:04:39 -0700 From: Chris Oates To: "Ytsejam (E-mail)" Subject: Need tickets to the Monday show in L.A. Message-ID: I need some kind soul to pick up a pair of tix to the monday, 5/18 show at the House of Blues in L.A. and mail them to me. (obviously in exchange for the price paid for them) Mosh? Anyone? ~Chris ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 19:11:41 PDT From: "Stephanie Beaulieu" To: email_address_removed Subject: Ontario plates... Message-ID: Chris Merlo said: >it appears to me that the word "Ontario" is written in the same font >as the now-retired DT logo. Hum... Getting a little obsessed with DT here? Living barely 45 miles from Ontario, I see plenty of license plates from there, and I can tell you they don't look ANYTHING like the logo's font... Get off drugs! Stop drinking! *LOL* Besides, if it was the case, I guess it would have been noticed a LONG time before, and long brought up to the Ytsejam's attention. But I think it's funny someone saw that. Was it at night or something? Whatever! Steph =:) ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 22:30:05 EDT From: KEZCOM To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: full on the mouth web site Message-ID: In a message dated 98-04-23 17:38:25 EDT, Al wrote: << Also, if you notice, on the tour section of the FITM web site, they mentione being on the Warped Tourthrough August, but don't mention any of the DT shows...........maybe just a matter of updating the site. >> Try going down the page, Al. The dates are listed in backwards order. All the DT dates that are confirmed are there. It's hard to judge from a 30 sec. wav file, but can't we at least give them a chance? Jeez, so much negativity. Smile everyone, Kez ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 22:35:32 EDT From: KEZCOM To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Full on the Mouth Message-ID: In a message dated 98-04-23 18:00:10 EDT, you write: << And, on a more serious note: I think they sound pretty cool. Sure, they've got that "grunge" sound, but listen closer: unlike grunge bands, they actually have some decent song & lyric writing abilities. I'm looking at they lyrics for "I hardly know myself" and you know what it's about? being upset and angry and NOT flying off the handle and doing something stupid. The rest are more simple emotional-based songs, but at least it's not the "my life sucks, my life sucks, my life sucks and it's your fault" songs that most alterna-grunge bands sing about. I might actually pick up the CD to get a preview of the show. In fact, I think I will order it from the link on their page. ~Chris >> AHHHHHHHHHHH<<<<<< To: "email_address_removed" Subject: Caravan of Dreams Message-ID: >Caravan of Dreams now has DT listed on their website: > >http://www.caravanofdreams.com/events.htm > >Tickets are $22 and they go on sale Friday, May 1. It's a General Admission >show. > >The show is Sat, May 23. > >>>where is this Dallas or San Antonio? The Carvan of Dreams is in downtown Fort Worth, TX.. Great place for a concert. Since DT will be playing Dallas on Sunday night, it's great they will be in Fort Worth Saturday night!!! Woooo DT two nights in a row! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 20:43:15 PDT From: "Neal Brown" To: email_address_removed Subject: KC for D-Man Message-ID: >1) KC fans - I just bought "Discipline" and love it. What should I >get next? Everything else. *lol* Seriously, that depends on what else you have by the Red Monarch....their discography is wildly different and doesn't always appeal to everybody.... 1) '69-'71--doomy Moody Blues-ish stuff, except with real musicians and not just fakes. ;) Very dark. Kind of symphonic. Start with In The Court of The Crimson King. ITCOTCK is a classic from start to finish. In The Wake of Poseidon is kind of a reprise of everything on ITCOTCK. Haven't heard Lizard, and Islands is good stuff to sleep to. Very quiet and placid, especially considering the rest of the band's stuff. Band members included Greg Lake, Mike Giles, Ian McDonald, Mel Collins, Boz Burrell, Keith Tippet, etc. 2) '73-'74--psycho avant garde jazz-metal. This is the John Wetton-Bill Bruford era, and my personal favorite band of all time. This is seriously dissonant, angry music, very complex, very free and improvisational. Red is the most emotional and most accessible; start there if you're not big on experimental music. This is scarier than most of wanna be heavy metal acts running around with satan tattooed on their foreheads these days. Starless And Bible Black is a quasi live album and as such is pretty wild; kind of incoherent but a good compromise between it and Larks Tongues In Aspic, which is some of the most abstract music you will ever hear anywhere. LTIA is very brainy, but not as emotional as Red. SABB is somewhere in between. 3) '81-'84--this is the Discipline era. Chris, if you like Discipline, you'll like the others (Beat and Three of a Perfect Pair). TOAPP is very improvisational and hard to digest, and Beat is a more polished pop record. 4) '94-??--this is the Double Trio era. Two drummers, two guitarists, two bassists, and they've got all the latest tricks and gadgets in electronic music, which makes it impossible to tell who's playing what when. Very very avant garde, this stuff sounds like nothing else. Imagine unifying Stockhausen, Eno, industrial, and heavy metal a la the Wetton-Bruford era...and then making it even harder to listen to (and all the more rewarding). The only official studio album they've put out is THRAK, which is just psycho. Other albums include THRaKaTTaK (only for the seriously adventurous...there's a warning label on the cover, and they ain't kidding), VROOOM (an EP which is a tad bit more accessible than THRAK) and B'BOOM, another live album. And now KC is "fractalizing;" that is, different permutations of the Double Trio are doing "research and development" for the "greater Crim." projeKCt One is Bruford, Levin, Fripp, Gunn. Very heavy. Very free. Very good. ProjeKct Two is Fripp, Gunn, Belew, with Belew playing the new V-Drums (a.k.a. "the wonder tubs"). Wild shit. Get it all. =) Can you tell I'm a fan? ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 23:48:31 -0500 (CDT) From: Pat Griffin To: ThE NuGgeTjAm Subject: Stuff Message-ID: Quite a few people have been prodding me about the FAQ lately, and I'm sorry things are taking so damn long. I always figured you just kind of sit back and relax and toss in some info when enough morons post the same question to the jam. I never knew how much work you actually had to put into it to get accurate and complete info. God and homework willing I'll have an update this weekend... it will be far from complete, but I will try to present some new info. A ny good FAQ is far from complete... just as any good web page is always under construction without the need for those pain in the ass 'under construction' graphics all over. As I mentioned before, I will dedicate a section area of my page (with a link in the FAQ) which will have questions I'm working on answering. Once this is in effect, I hope you will all take time to look, becuase you might have the key information that I'm missing. I just maintain the FAQ, it's you people that make it all possible. > I was listening to a change of seasons and when james started singing I > started laughing because the voice seemed similar to Jerry Seinfield's > voice....I checked the tape on my stereo and it sounds normal....I > guess I need a new walkman... Was it a Sony? :) h t t p : / / w w w . p r o g n o s i s . c o m / g a b b o / | Pat Griffin Reality Squared Design | | email_address_removed email_address_removed | h t t p : / / w w w . p r o g n o s i s . c o m / g a b b o / ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 23:57:39 +0000 From: "Dale R. Newberry" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: DT in Chicago Message-ID: Hey, anybody from the St. Louis area going to the Chicago show? I'm planning on catching it this time, so let me know and we'll caravan or car pool up. Dale R. Newberry email_address_removed "By the time they had dimished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry.'" -Gary Larson ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 23:59:36 -0500 From: Big Swifty To: email_address_removed Subject: King Crimson, South Park & Graham B.'s Message-ID: > 1) KC fans - I just bought "Discipline" and love it. What should I > get next? Get "The Concise King Crimson." It is representative of all of their eras except "Thrak," since "Thrak" was released later. Of course, my immediate reaction would be "Red" or "The Great Deceiver," but that's because I'm a redneck :) While watching Comedy Central last night awaiting the resolution of the most important paternity dilemma I've yet to be involved with (knock on wood (not THAT wood ;) ), I wondered what Chef would say if he read the recent posts to the 'jam regarding UaCM vs. rsabbs: Chef: Hey, doc! We got a problem here! Doctor: What is it? Chef: It looks like we got a couple of Graham crackers arguing over here. One of 'em is gonna need some attention soon. I didn't say it was going to be funny, did I? Take care, Mark Peters email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 14:35:06 +0930 From: "Shane Woolcock" To: "YtseJam Mailing List" Subject: Australia Message-ID: <004901bd6f3e$8e1d9200$6a9017cb@shane> This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0046_01BD6F8E.2CE842A0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hey Mike, if you're reading this... !! =3D=3D PLEASE COME TO AUSTRALIA =3D=3D !! (like, this year) Cheers... =3D) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shane Woolcock - email_address_removed.au WWW - http://rampage.ml.org/sector1/~samah/ "Oh come let us adore him, Abuse, and then ignore him..." - DT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------=_NextPart_000_0046_01BD6F8E.2CE842A0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
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------=_NextPart_000_0046_01BD6F8E.2CE842A0-- ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 00:13:30 -0500 From: Kevin Carmouche To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 3780 Message-ID: Thank you very much, cuz this is what I always like to hear...:) to many people are such sticklers for this and that, but hell, we all have something in common, and almost every topic that starts begins with something to do with DT, however crazy it may end up..:) This is exactly why i love this list, because it's a general list based around DT with mostly very intelligent people on it who have some interesting things to say.... > Anyway, I'm going to climb down from my lofty soapbox at this point. Go > ahead and flame me, but I really don't think we should be so limiting of > our topics of discussion. If a discussion gets out of hand, we may want to > tone it down, but heck, I'm game for chatting about a lot of stuff. -- Geaux Tigers!!!! http://www.angelfire.com/la/qryche/index.html "I Know If I Try, I'll Get Where I'm Going/ Keeping My Eyes On the Sky" -"Some People Fly" by Queensryche ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 01:15:44 EDT From: WhoFooldU To: email_address_removed Subject: How To Write Good... Message-ID: This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_893394944_boundary Content-ID: Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Since grammer was kicked around not too long ago, I thought I'd pass this along > > >*********************************************** >HOW TO WRITE GOOD... >*********************************************** > >1. Avoid alliteration. Always. >2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. >3. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.) >4. Employ the vernacular. >5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. >6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are > unnecessary. >7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. >8. Contractions aren't necessary. >9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. >10. One should never generalize. >11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson > said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." >12. Comparisons are as bad as clichés. >13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than > necessary; it's highly superfluous. >14. Be more or less specific. >15. Understatement is always best. >16. One-word sentences? Eliminate. >17. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. >18. The passive voice is to be avoided. >19. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid > colloquialisms. >20. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should > be derailed. >21. Who needs rhetorical questions? >22. 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Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-transfer-encoding: quoted-printable >Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 21:56:28 -0500 >From: email_address_removed >To: email_address_removed >Subject: Daily Joke - How To Write Good... > > YOUR DAILY JOKE IS BELOW, BUT FIRST A >SHAMELESS SALES PITCH FROM MAIN STRIKE! > >April Fool's Day, Easter and Passover are >all coming up fast. Why not send FREE >Postcards from the Main Strike Web Site? >Over 40 categories... including: >April Fool's Day, Easter and Passover! > >Go to http://www.mainstrike.com and >look for "FREE E-mailed Electronic >Postcards". Try it today by sending >one to yourself, then send them to >all your friends! It's fun and it's FREE! > > >*********************************************** >HOW TO WRITE GOOD... >*********************************************** > >1. Avoid alliteration. Always. >2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. >3. Avoid clich=E9s like the plague. (They're old hat.) >4. 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