YTSEJAM Digest 3679 Today's Topics: 1) 1 HOUR?????????? by KEZCOM 2) Re: Grrrrr by The iban 3) DT on Late Night?????? by KEZCOM 4) Jenny Mcarthy on a dick...er...stick by email_address_removed 5) Re: Jason Becker by The iban 6) Late Night hosted by DT! by email_address_removed 7) Re: Grrrrr by Phil Carter 8) HELP ME PLEASE by Christopher Bellardine 9) Vogon Territory by email_address_removed 10) Re: YTSEJAM digest 3678 by Gary Davis 11) by "Rodrigo Itaboray" 12) Re: Vogon Territory by The iban 13) Re: HELP ME PLEASE by "Christopher R. Merlo" 14) Re: Vogon Territory by Rick Audet 15) Yngwie, Liposuction, Nice Ass by Kevin Madden 16) sillygisms (no pun intended) by "earthblind, starbound" 17) Re: YTSEJAM digest 3678 by email_address_removed (Jeffrey Falk) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 13:41:20 EST From: KEZCOM To: email_address_removed Subject: 1 HOUR?????????? Message-ID: In a message dated 98-03-26 13:15:13 EST, you write: << I asked Derek Sherinian how long Dream Theater's set would be on the Deep Purple tour, and he said they would have an hour long set...just thought i'd let everyone know... chris >> This blows dead bear. Please do some club shows!!!!!!!!! Jaxx in Springfield!!!!!!!!! Anyone got that tape yet!! E-mail me. Kez ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 13:43:20 EST From: The iban To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Grrrrr Message-ID: In a message dated 98-03-26 11:43:37 EST, you write: << > From: The iban > just another awesome guitar player, that's all Yeah... Dream Theater's just another good band. Bach was just another decent composer. Paganini's violin playing was real swell. That's all. >> i was being sarcastic turd head =] just like... John holmes was just another porn star Charles Manson was just another weirdo David Caresh (however you spell that) was just another bible thumper Jeffery Dalhmer was just another carnivore Micky Mantle was just another beer drinker poop, Rocky http://soft.simplenet.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 13:43:44 EST From: KEZCOM To: email_address_removed Subject: DT on Late Night?????? Message-ID: In a message dated 98-03-26 13:15:13 EST, you write: << BTW, have DT ever been on Saturday Night Live, Jay Leno, or Conan O'Brien? >> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Thanks. I needed that! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 11:46:06 -0700 (MST) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Cc: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Jenny Mcarthy on a dick...er...stick Message-ID: On Thu, 26 Mar 1998, Tom Baddley suggested: > I just found a really good rant on the evils of MTV. It's at > http://www.fitshaced.com/3/mtv.html if anyone wants to check it out. I > think the author hits the nail on the head, particularly the part about M. > Manson. This has to be the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time. Thanks for posting the url! And if you're one of those ppl who gets easily enticed by propaganda....turn off your computer and go play with the family pet. And put that gun away. The author realllllly needs to get laid though. God that's a lot of pent-up frustration just bein' spilled into words. The funniest part of the whole rant is...he's right :) As far as Marilyn Manson's concerned in my pierced nipple of unending wisdom, he's just a product for the kiddies who want to say they're open minded, and different. He's a shock artist who just happens to have a drummer and uh...i think it's a guitarist...anyways. THey're a loud freak show. I've listened to his music, and while some of his tunes had a good groove, his hate mongering lyrics were just like American cheese on spoiled linguini. But nobody listens to him for the music...nooo siree. C'mone, who wouldn't pay $30 to see some powdered shithead go onstage wearing a punctured leather speedo and stalkings.... :P He plays on the fears of conservative Christian America. If any of ya have ever caught this dude in an interview, he's actually pretty articulate. He really doesn't need to do any heinous acts onstage. According to everything I've heard from hearsay, he's an established and bonafied priest in the church of satan, he's gouged his eyeballs out onstage, and he's even masturbated in front of a crowd with a cheese grater. It's the same shit that happened with Ozzy, Alice Cooper....etc. Bat heads is tasty! Pulease. Let the sheep have their fun. IT's their hard earned money they're waisting to go see this band. So long as I can enjoy the music I want (even if I do have to go the far reaches of the consumer world to obtain it) and live in harmony with the sheep (they make great footstools) I don't have any problems. I've given up on MTV...well, okay I admit I have to catch an episode of Daria and Beavis and Butthead once in a while, and you should to! BUy this patch.... radio can suck my ass too. DO YOU READ THIS?! RADIO CAN *SUCK* *MY* *ASSSSSSS*!!! DT should have some dude dress up as a radio and walk onstage and kiss James' shiny white Canadian heiney. And I'm just the man for the job! ~Eckie knows that Satan is the CEO of MTV ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 13:46:20 EST From: The iban To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Jason Becker Message-ID: In a message dated 98-03-26 12:35:46 EST, Phil writes: << You see, Jason has ALS (Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, also known as Lou Gehrig's Disease). It's a neuromuscular disease which slowly cripples its victims and leaves them trapped inside a body that's failing them. Normal life expectancy is about 5 years from onset; Jason is still alive after almost 9 years. >> this was much more informative than madsman's post =] ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 11:50:52 -0700 (MST) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Cc: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Late Night hosted by DT! Message-ID: On Thu, 26 Mar 1998, some poor soul asked: << BTW, have DT ever been on Saturday Night Live, Jay Leno, or Conan O'Brien? Heh heh, I think DT have a better chance of getting a gig with Rosie O Donnell than they do with those three bozos. >;) ~Handful of Eckie P.S.- for you non-Savatage fans, no, that was NOT some obscure reference to masturbation ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 14:05:16 -0500 (EST) From: Phil Carter To: Liquid Tension Ytse Subject: Re: Grrrrr Message-ID: Greetings ye 'jamanoids... > From: email_address_removed > To: email_address_removed > Subject: Grrrrr Heh. Might've guessed Madsman'd beat me to the punch on anything about Jason Becker. You go, Chris! :) :) Ta, Phil ===================================================================== Phil Carter -- email_address_removed (work), email_address_removed (personal) Senior Tech, NorthEast Georgia Internet Access, 546-5787 "Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." -- Berthold Auerbach Currently playing: Eric Johnson -- "Ah Via Musicom" ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 98 14:34:40 EST From: Christopher Bellardine To: email_address_removed Subject: HELP ME PLEASE Message-ID: Unfortunately I have to start using AOL tomorrow. How the hell do I subscribe from AOL? Please email to email_address_removed and tell me so I can continue to be a member to this list? Thank You very much ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 14:51:20 +0000 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Vogon Territory Message-ID: > From: Chris Oates > Subject: Logical reasoning > >> Okay follow this one > >> Derek Sherinian likes (loves) Marilyn Manson > >> "brain-deads" like Marilyn Manson > >> Therefore > >> Derek Sherinian is "brain-dead" > That's not quite a dis-proof of the above. They are logically different > entities. The seocnd one is logically valid, it just seems screwy because > of a linguistic hack (the word nothing is abused) The first is not > logically consistent. The same logic as the first one would allow: God is Love, and Love is Blind, therefore Damon is God. Or the argument: 1+2=4 or God Exists; 1+2 does not = 4, therefore God must exist. I may have the terms backward, but I believe these are examples of logically valid arguments, but though they are valid, they are not logically sound arguments. It's a philosophy thang. > like a natural extention of his human voice. The album Perpetual > Burn (Solo album on Cacophony) is some of the most dramatic, amazing > and beautiful music anyone can ever hear. Just a correction... I was half asleep when I posted this... it should say "(Solo album on Shrapnel) > From: Mauricio Martinez Villarreal > We might get to record some more songs in a few weeks, and maybe putting > them in Alans page with his help. Why dont you put some of your > recordings on your page Chris? Be it covers or originals, or just licks > or whatever? Frankly because I am utterly dissatisfied with everything I play these days. I can play fast, and I know a lot of techniques. Yippee. I'm working on my original material right now, but I expect it to be a while before I put any new samples up. I am very interested in hearing the new Rupp samples. He seems to be a hell of a cool guy. on Ron Thal: > I have been listening to this guy......he plays weird....some of his > harmonies remind me of Zappas "Jazz from hell" or Vais "Flexable". > How is his newest album? I liked bumblefoot, really original > stuff.....even more weird playing.... The newest album is all vocal tunes. It's the most extreme album I have... extremely funny, extremely scary, extremely depressing, extremely impossible to transcribe, etc. The whole album is like a cross between Rage Against the Machine, Pantera, Zappa, Vai, the Cars, and Adam Sandler, with the most IMPOSSIBLE and SICK guitar solos in the universe (and Canada). Gotta love it! You can order it directly through Ron, and he WON'T scam you. :) "Apathy is the "suckbird" on cynicism's bloated carcass." - Dennis Miller Chris Ptacek email_address_removed http://www.prognosis.com/madsman Go Home and Practice! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 15:49:20 -0500 From: Gary Davis To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 3678 Message-ID: Hi folks: Just a reminder that The Artist Shop and Talk City have an IRC Chat planned for this Sunday (March 29) with David Torn and Tony Levin. Stop by our IRC Page for all the details. No doubt many of you will want to ask Tony questions about LTE! And I have to add that if you're one of the people who loves LTE (and I count myself among you), then you absolutely must check out the Rudess/Morgenstein Project on Domo Records ! Gary ************************************************************** Gary Davis The Artist Shop The Other Road http://www.artist-shop.com email_address_removed phone: 330-929-2056 fax:330-945-4923 SUPPORT THE INDEPENDENT ARTIST!!! ************************************************************** Check out the latest Artist Shop newsletter at http://www.artist-shop.com/news.htm ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 17:39:16 -0300 From: "Rodrigo Itaboray" To: Message-ID: <01bd58f7$3eaf8aa0$LocalHost@pro-studio> This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0008_01BD58DE.196252A0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Check my DT hi-color icons. http://www.artnet.com.br/~studio/Dream_Theater_Falling_Into_Iconezip.htm That's all folks!!!=20 Rodrigo Itaboray email_address_removed.br ------=_NextPart_000_0008_01BD58DE.196252A0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
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------=_NextPart_000_0008_01BD58DE.196252A0-- ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 16:40:48 EST From: The iban To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Vogon Territory Message-ID: In a message dated 98-03-26 16:24:19 EST, you write: << God is Love, and Love is Blind, therefore Damon is God. Or the argument: 1+2=4 or God Exists; 1+2 does not = 4, therefore God must exist. I may have the terms backward, but I believe these are examples of logically valid arguments, but though they are valid, they are not logically sound arguments. It's a philosophy thang. >> thats some philosophy, but as i was taught in sex ed. 1+2=3. which always made sense to me, so i passed sex ed, but i failed math =(. the Rock ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 16:58:48 -0500 From: "Christopher R. Merlo" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: HELP ME PLEASE Message-ID: > > Unfortunately I have to start using AOL tomorrow. How the hell do I > subscribe from AOL? Please email to email_address_removed and tell me so I can > continue to be a member to this list? Thank You very much Dude: No one *has* to use AOL. There are plenty of local on-line services out there that offer you better, faster, more reliable, and less censored Internet access for less money and less headaches. Saying you have to use AOL is equivalent to saying you have to watch MTV, or you have to buy Microsoft's operating system. You only think so, because the general public doesn't get the facts about the cheaper, more reliable, and more satisfying products or services. Scan the yellow pages. You'll find a way better deal than AOL. -d ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Digital Man \|/ ____ \|/ "640 K ought to be enough email_address_removed "@'/ ,. \`@" memory for everyone." -Gates email_address_removed /_| \__/ |_\ "He won't need a bed http://www.cs.wm.edu/~cmerlo \__U_/ He's a digital man" -Peart ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The Spirit of Radio" Saturday 2:00pm-4:00pm 90.7 WCWM-FM http://www.cs.wm.edu/~cmerlo/tsor ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 18:48:27 -0500 (EST) From: Rick Audet To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Vogon Territory Message-ID: The iban wrote: > << God is Love, and Love is Blind, therefore Damon is God. Or the > argument: 1+2=4 or God Exists; 1+2 does not = 4, therefore God must > exist. I may have the terms backward, but I believe these are > examples of logically valid arguments, but though they are valid, > they are not logically sound arguments. It's a philosophy thang. >> > > thats some philosophy, but as i was taught in sex ed. 1+2=3. which always made > sense to me, so i passed sex ed, but i failed math =(. In order to prove that God exists, one must show that something can be created from nothing. Example: 0 = 0 + 0 + 0 + . . . = (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + . . . = 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + . . . = 1 + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + . . . = 1 + 0 + 0 + 0 + . . . = 1 Therefore God exists. Or at least Guido Ubaldus thought so. :) Now Playing: Synaesthesia "Embody", or in lay-terms, "electronic garbage" Rick Audet ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 20:24:57 -0500 From: Kevin Madden To: email_address_removed Subject: Yngwie, Liposuction, Nice Ass Message-ID: I made the mistake of going to see Yngwie last night (Wednesday) at Daytona's in Pasadena, Maryland, the epicenter of the MD redneck earthquake. First, the pa music. Nothing from later than about 1985. Ratt, Twisted Sister - that sort of crap. Lynryd Skynryd, for God's sake. Then the trees. Why do all metal fans who are 6'5" immediately move to the front of the 1' stage? Then you had the opener. The Stevie Ray Satriani Band, I think they were... Big mistake to schedule a "guitar hero" band as an opener for Yngwie. Yawn. Then you had the legion of morons crowding the stage, pressing their beer guts into my back to stretch their necks to catch a glimpse of the stage side door. Argh. Yngwie takes the stage. His face looks so bloated and fat and covered with Pancake make-up it's disgusting, but wait... he's wearing a "pirate" shirt...it's open. You can see his gut, and...there isn't one! He has no belly! What's going on? Where's the tell-tale scar? Yngwie is as Yngwie does. I can't take the lack of space, so I retreat to the rear of the hall. The sound is not much better. God, Daytona's is a crappy club. I have seen King's X, Fates Warning, and Yngwie there. The sound has sucked for all. I should have gone to the Jaxx show tonight instead. For King Diamond, I won't make the same mistake. I just wonder to whom Superior were referring when they named their cd, heh, heh. Kevin Madden Detroit Red Wings 1996-97 Stanley Cup Champions 37-19-14 vs. Anaheim Mighty Ducks ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 20:50:56 -0500 (EST) From: "earthblind, starbound" To: email_address_removed Subject: sillygisms (no pun intended) Message-ID: >Nothing is better than sex. >Masturbation is better than nothing. >Therefore >Masturbation is better than sex. Of course. You don't have someone laughing at you the whole time. Or saying, "hurry up I want my money." Umm... too much information, eh. -=- I know a monster when I see one in the mirror. --------------------==== Broken via True Love ====------------------- http://www.afn.org/~afn39111 Butcher, Rape, Smash to Pieces ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 21:53:43 -0400 From: email_address_removed (Jeffrey Falk) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 3678 Message-ID: This discussion about logic (and that other one about Sherinian and Marilyn Manson) has inspired me to come out of lurking and annoy everyone yet again. >>Nothing is better than sex. >>Masturbation is better than nothing. >>Therefore >>Masturbation is better than sex. > >That's not quite a dis-proof of the above. They are logically different >entities. The seocnd one is logically valid, it just seems screwy because >of a linguistic hack (the word nothing is abused) Another words, it's the fallacy of equivication, correct? It's valid but unsound. >The same logic as the first one would allow: > >Dead people rot. >Turnips rot. >Therefore dead people are turnips. Doesn't this fallacy have a technical name? I can't remember it. >Tom >(who still likes Derek, despite his "taste" in music) My opinion of Sherinian has gone down even more (it wasn't that high to begin with, except for purely musical reasons, but I could say that about a lot of people). How can someone who likes Marilyn Manson possibly have anything bad to say about _Hear in the Now Frontier_? However, as far as his association with Kiss is concerned, I was amused to find someone else bash that band again (as if they were the antithesis of legitimate music). Sure, they're not particularly complex or profound (though it's easy to find exceptions in their large body of music), and Gene Simmons has made a lot of idiotic statements about (among other things) musicianship and rock music in general (many of which contradict each other), but there are about a thousand bands that deserved to be trashed for the same reason if Kiss does. I won't take up more precious bandwith on here defending Kiss and pointing out why much of their music (yes, their music) is excellent. However, I will point out that the image on the shirt Mike Portnoy is wearing on the back cover of _Liquid Tension Experiment_ looks a hell of a lot like Paul Stanley. (Unfortunately, his cymbal stand is obscuring it.) And yes, I know Portnoy likes the Beastie Boys and all kinds of other trash. Of course, all of the above is Jeff Falk's opinion, so why should anyone take it seriously (or bother paying any attention to it)? send all flames to: email_address_removed ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 3679 **************************