YTSEJAM Digest 3630 Today's Topics: 1) Re: is the fates hollywood show still on? by email_address_removed (Dr. Mosh) 2) can someone send me digest 3629 by The iban 3) VH & Metal Church by Yakov Kouznetsov 4) THE REAL PORTNOY. by Craig Maloney 5) Mike Portnoy by Pat Griffin 6) DT in Munich - LOOKING DESPERATLY FOR A GIRL by "holger.hoffmeister" 7) Dt in Munich by "holger.hoffmeister" 8) Re: YTSEJAM digest 3629 by Hanson Family 9) van halen on the web by "Mike & Susan Verstraete" 10) LTE by Angus53 11) Fan Club by Matthew Smith 12) That wasn't really Mike Portnoy... by Pat Griffin 13) Oh So Agrivating! Please Help! by "Mark Philpot" 14) WILL THE REAL MIKE PORTNOY PLEASE STAND UP????? by KEZCOM 15) Re: YTSEJAM digest 3629 by KEZCOM 16) Re: Mike Portnoy by DragynLMC3 17) Eating Crow by "KorgX3" 18) Saigon Kick and stuffffffffffff... by "KorgX3" 19) I Actually Found LTE Tonight!! by MTeiper 20) The person formerly known as Mark Metzger by WarrenDW 21) KANE of Old Mars by Joe DeAngelo 22) opeth by email_address_removed.au (Paul Dyer) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 15:23:49 -0800 From: email_address_removed (Dr. Mosh) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: is the fates hollywood show still on? Message-ID: On the Eve of Destruction, Conrad Chi said: > anyone know if the Hollywood s Fates Warning show on > April 11 is still going to happen? Tickets aren't on > sale yet. Dr. Mosh? Yep... the show is still going on!! And I also replied to you personally about tickets... anyone else who needs discount tix, e-mail me... -The Doc -- #$%*#$*@ E-MAIL: email_address_removed #$%#$#$% _+_+_+_+ Unix, Internet, Intranet Engineering _+_+_+_+ [][][][] Dr. Mosh's Progressive Feast [][][][] #$@#$#@# http://progmetal.gmsnet.com @#$@##@$ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 18:37:13 EST From: The iban To: email_address_removed Subject: can someone send me digest 3629 Message-ID: i got winmail.dat instead thanks Rocky ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 01:04:21 +0100 From: Yakov Kouznetsov To: email_address_removed Subject: VH & Metal Church Message-ID: <3324A185.782A@club-internet.fr> Hi, there! There was a guitarist in Metal Church whose name is Vanderhoof. He has a new band simply called Vanderhoof and they opened for Savatage two years ago. The guy and his band suck, to say at least. A bit modernized Metal Church sound and actually the same songwriting approach. I used to like their last album "Hanging in the balance". Has anyone heard new Van Halen single or album? It's out this Friday and I've read very good reviews, though it's very different from previous VH albums. Take care. Jacob. provibe@club-internet.fr ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 19:13:43 -0500 (EST) From: Craig Maloney To: YtseJam List Subject: THE REAL PORTNOY. Message-ID: Just to second (or third, or forth... :) ) the many people who are about to say... LTE is FANTASTIC. :) I picked my copy on Saturday... but I haven't really listened to the whole thing until today... so does that count? :) Thanks to all the musicians involved for such an incredible album. -- | Craig Maloney | "There are no significant bugs in our | | email_address_removed | released software that any significant | | http://ic.net/~craig | number of users want fixed." -Gates | ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 17:43:29 -0600 (CST) From: Pat Griffin To: ThE NuGgeTjAm Subject: Mike Portnoy Message-ID: > From: Portnoy420 > Subject: The REAL Mike Portnoy > > OK (gulp) here goes.... > Hey everybody, It's me......FOR REAL ! Balls and Chunk, baby. Of course, every time Mike get's on AOL now, he's going to get: "You ha you have you you yo you have you you you ha you have you have ma you ha you have yo you you ha you have ma you have you ha you have mail!" h t t p : / / w w w . p r o g n o s i s . c o m / g a b b o / | Pat Griffin Reality Squared Design | | email_address_removed email_address_removed | h t t p : / / w w w . p r o g n o s i s . c o m / g a b b o / ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Mar 1996 01:23:01 +0100 From: "holger.hoffmeister" To: Subject: DT in Munich - LOOKING DESPERATLY FOR A GIRL Message-ID: Hi again, this time it is urgent! Three places next to me was a young beautiful girl (first row, center). She was with her girlfriend and another guy which seemd to be with her girlfriend. After the show, we talked a bit - She showed me her new T-shirt. SO IF YOU ARE THIS GIRL - Please mail me, I promise not be too shy again ;-) Yours, sincerly H. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Mar 1996 01:19:16 +0100 From: "holger.hoffmeister" To: Subject: Dt in Munich Message-ID: Hi Folks, I am just returned from the Munich Gig. It was marvelous. They played such a lot of songs. Incredible. I have seen 5 Gigs from DT now, and must admit this one was one of the best. Funnny thing: The guy next to me played the drum solo with Portney. BUT I AM THE DRUMMER, he was a keyboarder - is this justice??? If somebody has a tape, I would like to buy or to trade it yours, Holger ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 19:42:47 -0500 From: Hanson Family To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 3629 Message-ID: Hello All, Just new to the list--fan since IAW--the Liquid Tension CD rocks--seen them 3 times live--FII is the best of 'em all--met JL,MP,JP and JM in Las Vegas before the show. All in all, DT is the finest, most talented band on the planet. Thanks for reading. Enjoy, doug -- O /\ * * /\ / \ /\ * * * /\ / \/ \ / \ * * / \/ / \/ \ Douglas W. Hanson, IV / \ email_address_removed / it's better in Alaska ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 19:20:22 -0600 From: "Mike & Susan Verstraete" To: Subject: van halen on the web Message-ID: <01bd4c8b$dc9ec640$c55099d1@homewks> The other day someone posted a list of concerts on the web. I thought the address was www.liveconcert.com, but I can't seem to log onto it and I would like to check out the Van Halen concert on Thursday night. Can anyone help out? Mike email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 21:02:42 EST From: Angus53 To: email_address_removed Subject: LTE Message-ID: I just picked up LTE and I'm listening to it right now. It is the most amazing thing that I have ever heard. Freedom Of Speech just ended. It totally just blew my mind. If you do not have this album yet, hey, sucks for you. It rocks! I also picked up Royal Hunt and Fates APSOG. Havn't heard them yet, but I'm sure they're good. Later.... Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 21:17:32 -0500 (EST) From: Matthew Smith To: Ytsejam Subject: Fan Club Message-ID: Hey Jammers-- Any idea about how long it usually takes to get your membership packet from the fan club? I mailed my money order and information to the new address Feb. 16 and I've yet to receive anything. This isn't a complaint, I'm just wondering. I really don't know what I'm getting anyway other than the Images and Words magazine (btw, how many issues are released in a year? I assumed four) and the legendary annual Christmas CD. Anything else (not that this isn't plenty for only $15)? Thanks. Matt Smith email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 19:43:23 -0600 (CST) From: Pat Griffin To: ThE NuGgeTjAm Subject: That wasn't really Mike Portnoy... Message-ID: ..it was that Soy Bomb guy from the Grammys. ;) h t t p : / / w w w . p r o g n o s i s . c o m / g a b b o / | Pat Griffin Reality Squared Design | | email_address_removed email_address_removed | h t t p : / / w w w . p r o g n o s i s . c o m / g a b b o / ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 18:30:26 -0800 From: "Mark Philpot" To: Subject: Oh So Agrivating! Please Help! Message-ID: <01bd4c95$a69591a0$6c8c15cf@markphil> Jamers, Yesh! NO ONE carries real music anymore! I long ago left local stores to get all my cd's online, but now they don't even carry stuff! I cant find: The new Symphony X album (Olympus) The new Enchant album (Time Lost) I've tried CD Universe and CDNow, but neither carry them. Is there a better online store out there that carries these cd's? Please point me in the direction of the light. PS. Also, CD Universe has had my Superior (Behind) album backordered forever... I NEED THAT CD! Thanks Mark email_address_removed "At first there was nothing... Then God said, 'Let there be light...' There was still nothing, but you could see it" - Unknown ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 21:55:08 EST From: KEZCOM To: email_address_removed Subject: WILL THE REAL MIKE PORTNOY PLEASE STAND UP????? Message-ID: This was posted to an AOL message board tonight. Anybody believe it? >Subject: The REAL Mike Portnoy Date: Tue, Mar 10, 1998 07:57 EST ]From: Portnoy420 Message-id: WILL THE REAL MIKE PORTNOY PLEASE STAND UP????? OK (gulp) here goes.... Hey everybody, It's me......FOR REAL ! (sorry Noodles84 - but nice meeting you!) I'm on tour right now in Europe and everything is going great. I get to check in here every once in a while (yes, big brother is watching!) and I figured I'd come out of the cyber-closet to put an end to this BIG MYSTERY! Why now? Well, for starters - Through the past year and a half, this email address has somehow gotten into the hands of many DT fans, so my privacy has become less & less..... Then I figured if my friends Charlie (hey bud- I'll drop you a private email when I get a chance..) and Derek (hey bud- I'll see you at soundcheck in a few hours...polish up them shoes!) can come out & play, why shouldn't I ?? I have always considered myself DT's biggest fan anyway, so I should be here with you guys!! Now of course there will be the big debate, as there was with Derek & Charlie, as to whether or not this Portnoy420 dude is for real or not.... For those believers, you will find NO better source for the truth and latest updates with Dream Theater. For those who don't believe.....oh well....sorry! My sister Sam could always try to persuade you. (Hey Sis!!) I will do my best to drop in every so often to pass on the latest news, information and fashion tips from Nicky Lemons. I'll also read any mail you send, so feel free to drop a line if you'd like... I have to say up front...I won't have time to reply to you all, so please don't take it personally if you don't hear back. It's busy enough on tour, and when I'm home - I spend all my free time with my wife Marlene & daughter Melody. But I will keep your name (if you'd like) to put on a mailing list for possible mailings of info, updates, etc.... That's all!! Gotta run! We got a show in Munich tonight. Carpe Diem, Mike Portnoy PS - What the hell are you doing on-line today anyway? You should be at the record shops buying the LIQUID TENSION EXPERIMENT CD that was released today!!!! (shameless plug!)< What do you make of it? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 21:57:23 EST From: KEZCOM To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 3629 Message-ID: Also, my jam #3629 was screwed. Could someone send it too me, please? Thanks, Kez NP - "Thank You" Michael Schenker ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 22:02:43 EST From: DragynLMC3 To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Mike Portnoy Message-ID: In a message dated 98-03-10 20:24:48 EST, you write: > From: email_address_removed (Pat Griffin) > > Subject: The REAL Mike Portnoy > > Hey everybody, It's me......FOR REAL ! > > Balls and Chunk, baby. > > Of course, every time Mike get's on AOL now, he's going to get: > > "You ha you have you you yo you have you you you ha you have you have ma > you ha you have yo you you ha you have ma you have you ha you have mail!" AHHHHHHH my god my eyes are tearing... man that is hystericle... Anyway, just writing to complain about the morons in the music stores... I went to three places tonight for LTE and the first stared at me because apparently i had grown another head... the second's eyes just clouded over and he just said "uhh, no i dont think thats in" and the third, who had multicolored hair and holes in way too many places had the BRAINS to look in the computer and find it... So that goes to show that not all freaks are morons. Only been listening to the cd for a little while now so havent heard much yet but so far I like... And I just love the way Mike expresses his love for guitarists in the booklet :} ~Lisa email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 20:17:26 -0700 From: "KorgX3" To: Subject: Eating Crow Message-ID: <01bd4c9c$3747bf60$message_id_removed> >Well, anyway......who's gonna be the first to give Mr. Portnoy >the typical Ytsejam welcome and flame his ass into oblivion?! :) Um... OK. >Then I figured if my friends Charlie (hey bud- I'll drop you a private email >when I get a chance..) and Derek (hey bud- I'll see you at soundcheck in a few >hours...polish up them shoes!) can come out & play, why shouldn't I ?? >I have always considered myself DT's biggest fan anyway, so I should be here >with you guys!! WHAT?!?! You guys are no shit, man! This must be all phony! I've been lookin' up to you guys; you guys don't know fuck all! Fuck this! > tim-when are you going to send the tapes you owe me? it's been over a year! hahahah. I've heard this statement many times for many years. Best idea is not to trade with him. No offense Tim, but it sounds to me like you suck. Just don't start another Pat vs. Al thing. heheh. It was like a brilliant day when Al payed up to Pat. I could've swore I saw the sun shine out my ass for a moment I was so swelled with joy. >The new Enchant album (Time Lost) I got mine from The German Music Express at http://www.musicexpress.com/ I'm not even sure it is still available, and it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg, but at least it was worth it and I can legally park in handicapped areas now. :) --KorgX3 "Uh... That's really inspiring. That's really good for the flow in our lobster meals." - Derek Shenanigan ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 20:31:20 -0700 From: "KorgX3" To: Subject: Saigon Kick and stuffffffffffff... Message-ID: <01bd4c9e$288b3f40$message_id_removed> After the brief SK discussion last week, I went to BVB music and promptly ordered Jason's solo album. My opinion: anyone who is a fan of SK and likes the post Lizard stuff (cuz Jason sings on it) should get this. To me, it's the 5th SK album. And don't worry, it only took them 3 days to send it. I like that kind of service. In review, it reminds me of a mix of Devil in the Details and the self-titled SK disc mostly. There's a great variety of styles and the production is excellent IMO. It's really worth the money spent. Moo-Rah! ~KorgX3 turns into a Silverhawk and flies around the room. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 22:38:12 EST From: MTeiper To: email_address_removed Subject: I Actually Found LTE Tonight!! Message-ID: Howdy - I can't believe it... I went looking for LTE tonight, and I actually found it at Border's! I thought for sure that I'd have to get it mail-order - I mean, heaven forbid that a retail outlet have "good" music for sale. All I can say is WOW. Pick this album up NOW, dudez and dudettes. Great sounding stuff. After 1 time through, the early fave is "Kindred Spirits". It's frightening how great that song is. Mike, if you're reading this... you da fookin' man! So, when's the tour begin? ;-) G'Nite all...... Matt T. NP: DUH! :-) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 00:32:49 EST From: WarrenDW To: email_address_removed Subject: The person formerly known as Mark Metzger Message-ID: This is to answer some e-mail I have received concerning Mark. I was only KIDDING when I mentioned he was pissed/disappointed about the DT Xmas CD. (Re: the Jam about a week ago). A bigger fan you could not find, except for me, and a nicer guy...well again except for me. So to those of you who wrote me in his defense...thank you but it was only a "harmless" attempt at some internet-world-wide-humor. OK now why did the farmer cross the road? Warren in Oregon ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 01:27:27 -0500 From: Joe DeAngelo To: YTSEJAM Subject: KANE of Old Mars Message-ID: Just so you all know: White Wolf's Eternal Champion Volume 9: Kane of Old Mars is now out! (I got mine today at B. Dalton) - Erekose ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 16:39:43 -0800 From: email_address_removed.au (Paul Dyer) To: email_address_removed Subject: opeth Message-ID: > Opeth, ORCHID >> Aha! I knew at least someone here in this list had good taste! :-) >> []s back to living under the rock, Roger... My sentiments exactly :) Anyone got any news on the new Opeth album?? It's supposed to be out soon.... Cheers Paul D. ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 3630 **************************