YTSEJAM Digest 3454 Today's Topics: 1) Re: No DT/Playstation (Sony) by email_address_removed (Carlos Alfaro) 2) Did somebody say NKOTB? by Lobsterback 3) smokin' by yzzy 4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 3451 by Devs0432 5) *NEW* Bootleg For Sale! by Dave 6) Re: Mike Bahr sucks monkey smegma. by Carol Dellinger 7) WHAT??? by Charlie Korch 8) Re: smokin' Coldfire Shot by Carol Dellinger 9) to: mike bahr by "trash" 10) Re: WHAT??? by Graham Boyle 11) Charlie Korch by Laussade 12) Re: WHAT??? Fire Scorches the Korch by Carol Dellinger 13) seriously, by email_address_removed (Anna Lee) 14) Bands like DT by "Jason Birzer" 15) Do better by "Aaron High" 16) Re: Bands like DT by Graham Boyle 17) Places to find prog by "Paul W. Cashman" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 01:28:31 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Carlos Alfaro) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: No DT/Playstation (Sony) Message-ID: VAIMAN wrote: > > > I broke down and bought one...a Sony Playstation. GREAT! > huh? Games are 60 bucks each? oh ok...HERE IS WHAT > I would like to know. Since CD burners are on the rise > etc..etc..can you copy a Sony playstation game and use it? > Does it use the same equipment? It seems that the Sony > Playstation CD is alittle 'thicker'. Anyone have any info > on this? Let me know...thx! > > todd s > > email_address_removed > www.dreamt.org > > \\|// > (o o) > ---------------oOOo-( )-oOOo------------ > email_address_removed -- I think you need someting extra for the PSX games to work... if ya want email email_address_removed hes a friend of mine who does this.. hell know.... In the stream of consciousness There is a river crying Living comes much easier Once we admit , We're dying. Dream Theater: Lines in the Sand http://premium.caribe.net/~calfaro mailto:email_address_removed mailto:email_address_removed Universal Internet Number (ICQ) 1254229 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 00:30:59 -0500 From: Lobsterback To: email_address_removed Subject: Did somebody say NKOTB? Message-ID: >What if Jordan stopped by............... again? :) Screw Jordan. What if *Donny* stopped by?! Brian "The Right Stuff" Henderson =========================== Name: W. Brian Henderson, Esq. Contact: email_address_removed ROBOT-CENTRAL: http://www.wam.umd.edu/~hender/ =========================== ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 23:34:15 -0600 From: yzzy To: email_address_removed Subject: smokin' Message-ID: all this twisted stuff about smoking and vox needs a diff reflection. listen to Walsh's voice from the early Kansas' years to what he has now -- he didn't/doesn't smoke. (hmm... maybe he shud have.) he lost one of the most awesome voices that i've ever heard. jiminy christmas! i smoke and my voice sux just as much today as it always has. (heh... i got arrested for treason once for singin' the National Anthem) yzzy "You can't nail jello to a tree" ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 00:39:06 EST From: Devs0432 To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 3451 Message-ID: Hey, I don't know what the rest of you got for the digest number 3451, but I got another file download sign. So I downloaded it, and now I have a "winmail.dat" file which, when I open it, gives me only a few symbols, like squares. Can anyone explain this? Also, does anyone have a copy of this digest they could send me (that doesn't end up looking like gibberish)? Thanks all. Alex ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 00:51:10 -0500 From: Dave To: email_address_removed Subject: *NEW* Bootleg For Sale! Message-ID: I have special announcement: I have decided to venture into the bootlegging business myself. Now I know you're thinking, "but buster, we already have plenty of great resources for that! just go to any cassete rack in any truckstop!" but no, this is different! Fresh! New! For a limited time I will be selling my homemade bootleg recordings of that famous trio - The Chipmunks! Yes, thats right, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore LIVE, recorded at various shoppping mall tours around the country performing all of your favorite Dream Theater hits Chipmunk style! The recordings were made with a handheld Sony walkman that was placed on the stage, which I then jacked into my $39.95 no-name boombox from Kmart and duped over to cassette for supreme listening quality! Each cassette is only $29.95 (hey, i have to pay for this boom box somehow!) and includes hits like, Under A Glass Acorn, Take the Pine (cones), Take Away My Fleas, and Alvin Lee. Yes folks, its time to let Alvin, Simon, and Theodore take you to new hieghts in progressive listening!! Just visit this web site for ordering information and a *picture* of them after a recent show: http://www.dhpc.com/dtchips/ Although it has been *rumored* that Alvin was "smoked up" at that particular show while performing the hit single "Burning my Bowl", no one can really prove it, and besides; he sounds great on the bootleg! buster :P (ps - for those of you without a sense of humor, this was a *joke* to lighten things up around here.if you were offended by this post or the link, go see a doctor about getting prozac) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 21:53:34 -0800 From: Carol Dellinger To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Mike Bahr sucks monkey smegma. Message-ID: Why did you have to do that? We just got poor Ben back on his meds and out of his straight jacket! Now ya wound him up! Gotta go get more M&M's Let's all give this a rest....between Eckie and Ben....I'm running out of meds for these boys! Laussade wrote: > > Hi! > I was sitting around thinking, and I remembered you. This was while I > was masturbating, so that was the first thing that pissed me off. Anyway, I > thought about the one CD I ordered from you. Precious Things. I ordered that > over the summer of 96. It took no less than 9 months for the CD to actually > arrive. By the way, you accidentally sent me two (musta run out of counting > fingers), and if anybody wants to buy it for the low low price of $75 or > 1,000,000 M&M's, drop me a line. And if you, Mr. Bahr, want it back, I'll give > it to you for the low low price of a blowjob and a glass of iced tea. Anyway, > after 9 months (in which I could have conceived and birthed my first > illegitimate child), the CD arrives with a coolass dragon on the cover which , > coincidentally, you didn't draw. It also came complete with 1 sheet of liner > notes, jam packed with jack shit, and a typo on the back. Besides the dragon, > I'll give it to you that the green colored back of the CD is cool too, but you > didn't invent that either. I also want to point out how the track listing of > the CD, over the 9 month period, metamorphosed steadily from "Wow!" to "I > could have bought like 50 bouncy balls for that." (although i admit the humor > value of solar jam, ripped directly off the Excitebike soundtrack). So > basically, I just wanna let you know that you're not getting your extra CD > back in return for anything short of oral sex and Nestea, and that I think a > fun idea would be to get everybody who ever bought one of your CDs together > and take turns raping you violenty up the ass with our genitalia, our pets, > and our househould appliances. Cheers! > > May the force crawl up your ass and spawn nasty little worms that bite. > > Head -- Hearts away....... Coldfire email_address_removed ICQ: 4656934 http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/haight/25 "And all this could be just a dream so it seems, I was never much good at good-bye." ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 01:05:54 -0500 From: Charlie Korch To: email_address_removed Subject: WHAT??? Message-ID: >>May the force crawl up your ass and spawn nasty little worms that bite.<< What the FUCK was that? I really don't see any reason for such a personal attack publicly. Man, take it to e-mail. Charlie NP: Kevin Moore: "Music Meant To Be Heard" ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 22:18:36 -0800 From: Carol Dellinger To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: smokin' Coldfire Shot Message-ID: yzzy wrote: > > all this twisted stuff about smoking and vox needs a diff reflection. > listen to Walsh's voice from the early Kansas' years to what he has now -- > he didn't/doesn't smoke. (hmm... maybe he shud have.) he lost one of the > most awesome voices that i've ever heard. > > jiminy christmas! i smoke and my voice sux just as much today as it always > has. (heh... i got arrested for treason once for singin' the National Anthem) > > yzzy > "You can't nail jello to a tree" Yeah but ever watch Steve Wlash on stage....never stops moving at top speed! I heard he can really *crank* it up! Got the chance to meet the guy backstage once...very skinny, wound up like a top..but he can still hit those notes and slayed me in my seat! -- Hearts away....... Coldfire email_address_removed ICQ: 4656934 http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/haight/25 "And all this could be just a dream so it seems, I was never much good at good-bye." ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 00:18:44 -0600 From: "trash" To: Subject: to: mike bahr Message-ID: <000f01bd20b4$46cec500$b416c1cf@whore> This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_000C_01BD2081.F9E13D40 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable dear mike, Why haven't you called me lately? I miss you! I can't stand that we = had to move away from eachother. 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------=_NextPart_000_000C_01BD2081.F9E13D40-- ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 17:22:40 +1000 From: Graham Boyle To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: WHAT??? Message-ID: Charlie Korch wrote: > > >>May the force crawl up your ass and spawn nasty little worms that bite.<< > > What the FUCK was that? I really don't see any reason for such a > personal attack publicly. Man, take it to e-mail. Get a sense of humour **man** graham ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 01:27:23 EST From: Laussade To: email_address_removed Subject: Charlie Korch Message-ID: Dear Charlie: I appreciate your concern for my welfare and pleasure, but I'll have to decline on your offer of oral sex. That was directed solely to Mr. Bahr, who probably brushes his teeth more often than somebody named Korch. In any case, I'll take a rain check on the weeny wax. Adios. Prog content: I raped the guy from Shadow Gallery with an inverted cross tonight. Head ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 22:31:33 -0800 From: Carol Dellinger To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: WHAT??? Fire Scorches the Korch Message-ID: My Dear Mr. Scorch! This is the United States of America. And being citizens of this great and wonderful country we have the right to freedom of speech. And thsuly everyone has the Given right to speak their opinion. so I say to you....Everyone has the right to their own opinion and when I want yours I'll give it to you! Ben's post was one of the most humourous ones I have read in a long time...and if you can't recognize sarcasm..get a thicker shell! Charlie Korch wrote: > > >>May the force crawl up your ass and spawn nasty little worms that bite.<< > > What the FUCK was that? I really don't see any reason for such a > personal attack publicly. Man, take it to e-mail. > > Charlie > NP: Kevin Moore: "Music Meant To Be Heard" -- Hearts away....... Coldfire email_address_removed ICQ: 4656934 http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/haight/25 "And all this could be just a dream so it seems, I was never much good at good-bye." ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 01:50:25 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Anna Lee) To: email_address_removed Subject: seriously, Message-ID: >>As I said, this tape was made prior to FII, and on >>the day the album came out, the girl I made the tape for heard me cranking BMS >>and liked that one too. Whad'ya think... time for a Volume 2? :-) Vol. 2 nothing. I think it's time she spend some cash! >>You like that song? Wasn't that a B-Side to Achey Breaky Heart? No, it was "Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure" eh, how bout "If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You" and "If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You" e-mail me for complete list. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 01:29:43 -0500 From: "Jason Birzer" To: "The Jam" Subject: Bands like DT Message-ID: >This is a funny question. I don't get the point here. >What's wrong about wanting to listen to other bands >that are doing a fine effort to produce bright music? >Does this mean that if someone likes DT best, they >should stop buying other CD's? I like the early >Genesis, but should it stop me from buying Marillion >or IQ? I don't think so. It's good to listen to all >alternatives (sorry about that) and then be able to >choose which band you like more. That's the way it >works! :) His point was the other bands don't do it as well as DT. It is his opinion, after all. In my case, I don't want a band that sounds just ike another band. I like variety in my collection. I like to see an artist persue a unique direction, not follow the same path others have tread. That is why it is hard for me to listen to a band like Altura, because they sound too much like a DT ripoff to me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason Birzer "One likes to believe in the freedom of music "The Longshot" but glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity." email_address_removed Rush - The Spirit Of Radio -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 00:44:21 -0600 From: "Aaron High" To: Subject: Do better Message-ID: <01bd20b7$d8444a20$7e252581@high1> When I was just a kid, I adopted a policy: don't put down if you can't do better. You should all live up to this. For example: YNM might not be your favorite on the disc, but if you've recorded something better, by all means, SEND IT! I'd love to hear it. DT have taken a step that many of you are finding hard to swallow. Do one thing for me. At the same time, put on you're least favorite DT song and you're fave local radio station at the same time and at the same volume. Which stays on? I've been subscribed to the YJ for a couple of months, and all the needless bitching is getting on my nerves. I've got a girlfriend, I don't need any more bitching! Lighten up people. I also have to respond to the KevMo returning post. Come on! get fuckin' real! If it was the money he was after, why would he quit DT for this Chromakey deal? I am still saddened that he is gone. AWAKE had a deep spiritual impact on me that FII hasn't had, YET. DT are still the Einstiens in one ignorant fucking world. Also, I dug the Eve cover. How about a collaboration (I play the 6 and 7 strings) effort. Have fun with life! AAH ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 17:57:06 +1000 From: Graham Boyle To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Bands like DT Message-ID: Jason Birzer wrote: > His point was the other bands don't do it as well as DT. It is his > opinion, after all. In my case, I don't want a band that sounds just ike > another band. I like variety in my collection. I like to see an artist > persue a unique direction, not follow the same path others have tread. > That is why it is hard for me to listen to a band like Altura, because they > sound too much like a DT ripoff to me. Jason that was exactly my point, the problem is that these days DT are the 'yardstick' that other progressive bands are measured by and so it can be hard not to hear 'influeneces' when hearing new music. graham ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 23:16:11 -0800 (PST) From: "Paul W. Cashman" To: email_address_removed Subject: Places to find prog Message-ID: For really rare stuff, I recommend The Laser's Edge at www.jersey.net/~lasercd. Ken Golden, the proprietor, began carrying prog metal last year and his response was nothing short of phenomenal, so he's pretty happy with us prog-metalheads. :) He's carried general prog for a while. Neasrly every prog or prog-metal band that isn't on a major label is represented in his catalog, including Superior, Symphony X, Divine Regale, Angra, Altura, etc. Prices are excellent; I currently have 6 disks on order with Ken. For stuff that's on a major label, or for Magna Carta bands like Lemur Voice, I'd suggest CDNow.com. They also carry cool stuff like the "Hollow Years" single. (Which must be relatively rare, since Derek asked me where I got mine after the Jaxx/VA show.) -- Paul W. Cashman | Listening to the city Whispering its violence email_address_removed | I set out watching from above ICQ #4151223 | The 90s bring new questions New solutions to be found Dream Theater --> I fell in love to be let down ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 3454 **************************