YTSEJAM Digest 2920 Today's Topics: 1) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2919 by Lars Hellsten 2) cds for sale and the album cover by "woot" 3) virus hoaxes by Pat Sullivan 4) How does YTSEJAM Digest work? by Charlie Patel 5) Re: How does YTSEJAM Digest work? by Netdial Residential Division 6) Guitar mailing list by Jeremy Ulrey 7) Burning My Soul in MA/NH area! by Jon Dery 8) Shameless Plug by "Korg Eksthrey" 9) CRIMSON GLORY!!!! by "Ebatur" 10) Re: Virus Warning by John Dea 11) Re: Virus Warning !!! by "David Rothlisberger" 12) SAVATAGE news by "Ebatur" 13) Re: Ska bands by Albert Balkiewicz 14) Re: Ska bands by Netdial Residential Division 15) re: FW: Virus Warning by yzzy 16) Unclassified: SAVATAGE news by email_address_removed.au 17) Now Playing? by ~ME~ 18) Re: Virus warning. by gra@provida.no 19) The Jam's Gonna Explode by Christopher Bellardine ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 20:37:29 -0400 (EDT) From: Lars Hellsten To: Gay Digest Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2919 Message-ID: > It will erase EVERYTHING on your hard drive! Send this letter out to as > DO NOT open or even look at any mail that you get that says: "Returned or > Unable to Deliver" This virus will attach itself to your computer components WARNING! There is a new threat to humanity wandering this planet. They are a new species of mutated turtles that attack and kill indiscriminately. They're dancing turtles! Send this letter out to as many people as you can. If you encounter a turtle, DO NOT touch or even look at it! In fact, you should cover your eyes and ears and run away right away. These beasts will attach themselves to your most sensitive body parts, and begin dancing! They will eventually lead to death. And if you have any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toys in your place of residence... get rid of them now! These are the most brutal form of dancing turtles, since not only can they get down and boogie, but they also know karate! > It is not possible for a virus to work on any platform that > exists today. There are two or three factors that can guarantee that you Although some platforms such as Windows 95 might be considered virii in and of themselevs. > 1 - There are much more architectures out there than just our PCs. > Sparcs, Alphas and Macs are some exemples. All these architectures have Word is that Microsoft is working on their very own Unix OS called MSUX... Microsoft claims it will crash much more reliably than Windows. Because of this, it's aimed primarily at business use. Companies can greatly increase their productivity by scheduling the OS to only crash during coffee breaks. > There's a lot more groove to this. The music has 70's vibe at times. The I guess that explains the 70's cover...ack... :( > and barbecue party for Derek's birthday. Apparently Derek is living > in Eric Singer's house. Those KISS websites report on everything. > I guess they still keep in touch from Sherinians days with KISS. Oh my god... he really is gay after all! ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 18:41:02 -0600 From: "woot" To: Subject: cds for sale and the album cover Message-ID: well I'm hoping that isn't the album cover on the postcard. There's no majesty symbol, they don't use the really cool font, and the picture isn't very cool. Just my opinion. Spock's Beard: The Light $15 Ivanhoe: Symbols of Time $8 Savatage: Gutter Ballet(tape) free with other purchase All 3 for $20 woot ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 20:56:06 -0400 From: Pat Sullivan To: email_address_removed Subject: virus hoaxes Message-ID: >WARNING!!!!!! If you receive an e-mail titled "JOIN THE CREW" DO NOT >open it! Just so none of the less-informed jammers start panicking, *all* the warnings listed in this message are hoaxes. For more information on these and all the other hoaxes you get sent messages about (including the ubiquitous "Good Times"), go to http://www.datafellows.com/news/hoax.htm ----- >ok PC-doofus here with a question: Does the preview screen in my email >program equivalent to "decoding the email or any other means" ? I realize I'm going *WAY* off topic, without any DTC here, but I think there's too much virus misinformation around to just let this go. --You CANNOT get a virus by reading an e-mail message. Ever. Period.-- An e-mail message is text. Text is not executed. Yes, there can be attachments and other such stuff with the message that could conceivably infect your machine. If your mail program runs these without checking with you first, turn that feature off. If you can't turn that feature off, get a new mail program. _____Pat Sullivan_____________________________________ E-Mail: email_address_removed WWW: http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/psull/psull.html IRC: DDictator ICQ: 2049374 ______________________________________________________ If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 21:14:56 -0500 From: Charlie Patel To: "'email_address_removed'" Subject: How does YTSEJAM Digest work? Message-ID: Does anyone know how YTSEJAM digest works? I want to set up a similar = news list for an orginization that I'm running. Can anyone provide me = with step by step instruction on setting it up? I will be able to use my = university computers as a server. Please send all responses to email_address_removed Thanks, Charlie Patel Avid DT Fan ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 22:28:50 -0300 From: Netdial Residential Division To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: How does YTSEJAM Digest work? Message-ID: Charlie Patel wrote: > > Does anyone know how YTSEJAM digest works? I want to set up a similar = > news list for an orginization that I'm running. Can anyone provide me = > with step by step instruction on setting it up? I will be able to use my = > university computers as a server. > > Please send all responses to email_address_removed > > Thanks, > Charlie Patel > Avid DT Fan i guess you should email email_address_removed and ask him... hes the moderator... does he set it up?? ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 21:38:24 -0700 From: Jeremy Ulrey To: email_address_removed Subject: Guitar mailing list Message-ID: I've noticed from reading posts that there are a lot of musicians subscribed to Ytsejam. For those that are interested I've started a mailing list for guitarists. Just reply to the address above and change the subject to "subscribe guitar". Sorry if anyone feels I'm out of line posting here, but in my defense, one of my subscribers posted a message to the Texas Flood list and I've gotten numerous subscribers from that alone. Jeremy Ulrey email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 22:37:40 -0400 From: Jon Dery To: email_address_removed Subject: Burning My Soul in MA/NH area! Message-ID: I just heard Burning My Soul on the radio!!! Rock 101 WGIR played it. Too bad I didn't turn to the station until the final third of the song, but I was singing along like a ytsejammer inspired. It's cool enough to hear DT on the radio, but NEW DT---- chills man. Anyways, I've been e-mailing them and WAAF so I guess that it's helping. As for the song: I have an old 1983 Monte Carlo, so the radio doesn't have a nice, thick sound, but James' voice has a different tone than on the bootleg versions. Derek's solo is still on it and sounds very intense. They segued the song perfectly into some other band, so for a second, I thought I was going to hear Hell's Kitchen. Oh yeah, they didn't seem to mind bleeping the "I don't give a shit" part and that surprised me because they're the type of station to do that. Well I guess all of this e-mailing is paying off. Keep it up guys! Oh well, I'll be throwing a tape in my stereo and waiting by the dial tonight! - Jon Dery ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 20:42:05 -0600 From: "Korg Eksthrey" To: Subject: Shameless Plug Message-ID: Well boys and girls and others (If you live in Kansas)... It's finally done after many hours this weekend of coaxing it out. I'll keep it short and sweet, If you like Enchant, visit: http://www.cyberhighway.net/~korgx3/Enchant.htm Please leave a massage in the Guestbook. KorgX3 email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 22:54:31 -0400 From: "Ebatur" To: Subject: CRIMSON GLORY!!!! Message-ID: Yes it's true, CRIMSON GLORY is back! Here's the line up: Wade Black (vocals) John Drenning (guitar) Billy Martinez (guitar) Jeff Lords (bass) Ravi Jakhotia (drums) The new album is called "ASTRONOMICA" It will be released next summer. Check out the pic on my web page. Elvis Batur MUSIC IN PROGRESS http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/4257 ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 31 Aug 97 22:37:37 -0500 From: John Dea To: "~YTSEJAM" Subject: Re: Virus Warning Message-ID: >WARNING!!!!!! If you receive an e-mail titled "JOIN THE CREW" DO NOT >open it! >It will erase EVERYTHING on your hard drive! Send this letter out to as >many people you can.......this is a new virus and not many people >know about it! yada yada yada, et cetera, ad nauseam Yeah, the LAN shop at work warned us about this one. It's a hoax, intended to flood mail servers with this "warning," much like the "Good Times" virus and other hoaxes before it. Nothing to worry about, folks, it's just a drill (-8 John ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: John R Dea, 1st Lt, USAF : Email: email_address_removed Systems Analyst, SWPS Weapon : email_address_removed Fratricide Data Management Team : email_address_removed US Strategic Command/J62524 : email_address_removed : Web: http://www.novia.net/~jrdea DNRC God of War O- : Nuke: 41^ 8' N, 96^ 6' W ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 1 Sep 1997 15:53:01 +1200 From: "David Rothlisberger" To: Subject: Re: Virus Warning !!! Message-ID: > DO NOT open it! It will erase EVERYTHING on your hard drive! This isn't possible... an e-mail cannot carry a virus except as an attachment... so for the virus to propagate you'd have to actually open the attachment (then again, according to Rogerio Brito maybe the mail program will do something automatically.) But anyway, an e-mail can't be a virus in itself. > This virus will attach itself to your computer components and render them useless. I've also received messages like this which claim that the virus will make the processor run through an endless loop and burn it out or something... this is also impossible. If you send the "virus warning" message to everybody you know, you're basically spreading useless information about, and _that's_ the virus. That's what I understand of the matter, anyway... If I'm wrong, feel free to correct me, anybody.... David Roth email_address_removed.nz ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 1 Sep 1997 00:01:10 -0400 From: "Ebatur" To: Subject: SAVATAGE news Message-ID: I got this from www.savatage.com : Savatage plans to play The Wake of Magellan from beginning to end straight through. They will be video taping these performances in hopes of releasing a TWoM Live video. Looks like Fates Warning have started a new trend! Elvis Batur MUSIC IN PROGRESS http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/4257 ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 1 Sep 1997 00:07:16 -0400 (EDT) From: Albert Balkiewicz To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Ska bands Message-ID: > > > > >Skastifarians > >Skatellites > >Skankin' Pickle > >Mephiskapheles > >Skafflaws > >Haley and the Skamets > >Undercover S.K.A. > >No [Skank] Doubt > > You forgot 'Luke Ska-walker'...You know, I can't stand that music. > > there's also MephiSKApheles...... -Al -- ^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@ I inhale the sun...........I exhale the absence of light I am the number One..........burning. ^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^ email: email_address_removed email_address_removed HOMEPAGE:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/9280/index.html ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 01 Sep 1997 00:27:15 -0300 From: Netdial Residential Division To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Ska bands Message-ID: Albert Balkiewicz wrote: > > > > > > > > > >Skastifarians > > >Skatellites > > >Skankin' Pickle > > >Mephiskapheles > > >Skafflaws > > >Haley and the Skamets > > >Undercover S.K.A. > > >No [Skank] Doubt > > > > You forgot 'Luke Ska-walker'...You know, I can't stand that music. > > > > > > there's also MephiSKApheles...... > > -Al he listed them on the original msg.... hehe ..ska is not that bad... i know lots of ppl here dont dig it but my brother and i consider ourselves a coupla rudeboys :) :) dressed in checkered suits and all hehe.. dt rudeboys hehe lol ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 31 Aug 1997 23:44:52 -0500 From: yzzy To: email_address_removed Subject: re: FW: Virus Warning Message-ID: >WARNING!!!!!! If you receive an e-mail... from Dr. Solomon's: Rumours (often distributed by well-meaning users)of viruses which supposedly infect the user when he or she reads an e-mail message ('Good Times', 'Penpal Greetings', 'Irina', 'Deeyenda Maddick',etc.); the truth is that simple text messages do not contain viruses. http://www.drsolomon.com/support/gloss.cfm#99 from IBM, WAVC, CIAC, etc: nothing posted on "JOIN THE CREW." and from my home: Aaaaaarrrrgghhh!!!! my car's cd player has scratched the hell outa my I&W cd. *SCREAM* this really sux. looks like my Sony cd player is going to the shop while i shop for a new cd. i really hate to think of what the cd that's currently in the car must look like -- it's WDADU. some dayz it just doesn't pay to chew the straps off. yzzy //Iz*zee//E*zee//E*ziz*ee//Y*z*z*y//Izzzzz ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 1 Sep 1997 15:00:18 +1000 From: email_address_removed.au To: email_address_removed Subject: Unclassified: SAVATAGE news Message-ID: Sorry to disappoint you dude, but Fates are not the first band ever to do this, in recent memory Marillion performed the whole of the 'Brave' album 72 odd minutes, during the 'Brave' tour, they did film the last gig of the tour, but that was only for Mexico PPV TV, which subsiquently was bootlegged many times. But they did make a movie based on the 'Brave' album. gRaham_ email_address_removed on 01/09/97 02:19:17 PM Please respond to email_address_removed To: email_address_removed cc: (bcc: Graham Boyle/NRC/HMAS WATSON/NAVY/AU) Subject: SAVATAGE news I got this from www.savatage.com : Savatage plans to play The Wake of Magellan from beginning to end straight through. They will be video taping these performances in hopes of releasing a TWoM Live video. Looks like Fates Warning have started a new trend! Elvis Batur MUSIC IN PROGRESS http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/4257 ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 1 Sep 1997 16:31:51 +1000 (EST) From: ~ME~ To: email_address_removed Subject: Now Playing? Message-ID: >lauters Now playing: Crimson Glory- Crimson Glory > Fates Warning- Parallels One in each ear?? I'm Impressed! ;) zajk. NP - Saviour Machine s/t ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 1 Sep 1997 08:32:00 +0100 From: gra@provida.no To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Virus warning. Message-ID: This virus is *not* for real ! A mail reader simply reads ascii characters, that's it. It is not possible to get infected by reading a mail. However, this whole mail virus thing is just a scam pulled by a student who wanted to know how fast words spread to naive internet users all over the world ..... -.profile [Now opening a mail with subject: JOIN THE CREW :>] ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 1 Sep 97 3:31:38 EDT From: Christopher Bellardine To: email_address_removed Subject: The Jam's Gonna Explode Message-ID: We all know that when the new album comes out this place is going to erupt into opinion city. I suspect that there will be about 30 posts a day. c-ya then. ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2920 **************************