YTSEJAM Digest 2862 Today's Topics: 1) Re: shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second!!!!!! by Brandon Elhai 2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861 by "dr Roswell" 3) ROFLMAO! by Dave 4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861 by Polo Santos 5) Is Your Web Site A Secret? by email_address_removed 6) Bafu / license plates by "Brian Anderson" 7) Re: Is Your Web Site A Secret? by "Korg Eksthrey" 8) Need some addresses by Melissa Bahr 9) This whole bullshit by email_address_removed (Dr. Mosh) 10) Oh, the humanity by Brian Henderson 11) Re: shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second!!!!!! by email_address_removed 12) Re: Is Your Web Site A Secret? by email_address_removed 13) Re: ROFLMAO! by "Vincent G. LuPone" 14) fuckin jew by email_address_removed.ch 15) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861 by love.office@wireless.ee (Love Office) 16) pointless rambling, subject to be skipped by Raivo Hool ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 23:42:43 -0400 (EDT) From: Brandon Elhai To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second!!!!!! Message-ID: On Tue, 12 Aug 1997 email_address_removed.il wrote: > 1)there will not be a bonus tracks to the japanese version of FII!!! > do you know why?!?!?!? > i'll tell you!! > because the totall run of the normal version of the cd is 78 fucking > minutes!!! and the maximum length of a cd is 79 minutes!! so if they > wanna have a bonus track they will have to do it very very fast,if > you know what i mean..... If you had bought the Japanese version of Awake, you'd see that the bonus track, "eve" was put on a mini-disc and was packaged along with Awake. So yes, there WILL be bonus tracks with the japanese version. Brandon ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 20:53:32 PDT From: "dr Roswell" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861 Message-ID: I sent a 2 page report on Justin to the FBI (email_address_removed) i work for the government myself, i think this will take care of him, can I be of any help other than that, i look for ppl like that and erase them, the fbi should be on his door in a week or so, until then don't answer the threats. Dr. Roswell, WC, US ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:42:06 -0400 From: Dave To: email_address_removed Subject: ROFLMAO! Message-ID: Brandon, this had me cracking up! >> Someone needs to >> >> beat the living shit >> out of you. :) Fucking idiot. :) > >I never get these curses followed by smileys. Whenever I see one of these, >I picture Micky Mouse saying "fuck you" to me and then giving me a candy >bar. Why not just say "fucking idiot?" Fuck smileys. > > >Brandon Dude, I read that line about Mickey Mouse and just about spit my drink all over my keyboard!! LOL!!!!!! I guess I pictured it as well.... buster http://users1.ee.net/buster http://www.dhpc.com/ryche/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 23:57:50 -0500 From: Polo Santos To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861 Message-ID: Some cheapo hotmail loser wrote... > I sent a 2 page report on Justin to the FBI (email_address_removed) > i work for the government myself, i think this will take care of him, > can I be of any help other than that, i look for ppl like that and erase > them, the fbi should be on his door in a week or so, until then don't > answer the threats. > > Dr. Roswell, WC, US > Actually, my neighbors have these REALLY annoying wind-chimes, and won't take them down, even though I've asked repeatedly. Could you write a report about them? Bahr wrote... > If anyone's curious, here's my costs as they stand now... > > $4.00 - media. Remember that discs fail, otherwise this would > be less than $3. > $2.50 - packaging. Those slick liners cost money. > $2.00 - shipping, including packet and so on... > Etc. etc. I'm of the opinion that you can't really break down the costs of Bahr's operation to the unit anymore; it's gotten so big. And looking at the costs of an entire print run would only begin to give us a slightly better look at this, since he's running so many projects at once. What it comes down to is that once he's covered his fixed costs, it's all down-hill from there. I think a price drop is a good thing, except that I already payed full price for Bahr's cd's. I know many retail outlets will refund the difference if a product purchased from the store goes on sale(at least within a few weeks, receitp a must). I wonder if Bahr realized that many cheapo's out there(me included, but not really) are thinking about cancelling order's and asking for refunds, and then just reordering at the lower price. Since he extended the print runs of both current DT discs(PT appears to be at over 400 ordered now, compared to an intitial pressing of what, 150?), there seems little chance that they will sell out soon. I think the shit hit the fan because many of us are at least somewhat bitter at having to wait so long after ordering PT and DoW and then having these held up because of the Rush boots. Maybe I'd be happier if he stuck to DT boots? Guess I'm an asshole then, cause I ordered Acoustic Spirits(along with every other DT boot). I guess what I'm(we're(maybe?), as in all the cynics) trying to say, is that it was cool to support you(Mike) when you were starting out, but youre customer service has been lacking as of recently. I know MANY people are anxiously awaiting PT and DoW, which have been shipping for nearly 4 months, and were on order for much longer than that. And since we seem to know you personally(you aren't a big bootlegging corporate entity), it becomes much easier to vent. I think before you throw yourself into the next project, maybe you should work out a better way to ship you're packages, if the postal service limits you even without another teamsters strike. More later... Iolo ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 01:11:13 -0400 (EDT) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Is Your Web Site A Secret? Message-ID: Is your web site the best kept secret on the Internet? We'll promote it to 50 search engines and indexes for $85 and complete the job in 2 business days. Satisfaction is guaranteed! If you have a great product, but are not getting many inquiries from your Web site, you may not be adequately listed on the Web's search engines and indexes. Millions of viewers daily use these facilities to find the products and services they are looking for. But if your site is not listed, no one will see it. Listings on most of these services are free. 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When we receive your order, we will input the information into our system, and send you a proof. After we process any corrections, we will run your promotion, capturing any comments from search engines as we go. We will incorporate these into an HTML-formatted report to you, which we will attach to your bill. ===Web Promotions=====Press Releases=====Link Exchanges========= Owl's Eye Productions, Inc. 260 E. Main Street Brewster, NY 10509 Ph: 914-278-4933 Fx: 914-278-4507 E-mail: email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 01:14:36 +0000 From: "Brian Anderson" To: email_address_removed Subject: Bafu / license plates Message-ID: >"Yeah, he should stop wasting his time with us and start swindling >lawyers and politicians!! Where the BIG BUCKS are!!" > >Sorry, a voice just shouted that in my mind. Must have been from the >Tang. It's good to see that Bafu still drinks his Tang . . . hope it's scalding hot :-) Also, I've been meaning to bring up the topic of personalized license plates. I remember somebody said they had plates that said YTSEJAM. Well, when I get a new car, I want to get personalized plates that have something to do with DT. I was thinking of this last summer and came up with the following: LRNG2LVE (gee, wonder where I got my ID?) DT ACOS METROPLS VINDALOO LFTGSHDW VOICES SCARRED FRTNNLIE Anybody got any more? I think they have to be 8 letters or less, at least in NY. -Brian Anderson ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 23:55:35 -0600 From: "Korg Eksthrey" To: Subject: Re: Is Your Web Site A Secret? Message-ID: > Is your web site the best kept secret on the Internet? OK, sounds like a good time to start barring people who aren't subscribed to the jam from being able to post. That way, we might not have to see anymore crap like this: >Dr. Roswell, WC, US >____________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com Hrm... Dr. D. and Dr. Roswell, both with hotmail accounts. Gee, what a coincidinky. KorgX3 email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:40:22 -0700 (MST) From: Melissa Bahr To: email_address_removed Subject: Need some addresses Message-ID: If the following people would like their CD's to be sent to them I need them to E-mail me at: email_address_removed with their addresses. Some how when I redid the way the business was working there were some envelopes missing or something. So if you would be so kind as to help me out I would appreciate it. Here is the list of people I need addresses from: 1. Cameron Hall 2. Craig Spinney 3. Chuck Polenzani 4. Dave Thornton 5. Bill Huston 6. Charone Frankel 7. Andrew Munves The sooner you email me the sooner your CD gets sent out. - Melissa Bahr - email_address_removed - http://www.goodnet.com/~durnik ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:45:34 -0700 From: email_address_removed (Dr. Mosh) To: email_address_removed Subject: This whole bullshit Message-ID: Alright... Let me say my piece... Brian Cox.... Well... he's a good BOOTLEGGER (yes, that's right) BOOTFUCKINGLEGGER... Don't give me this shit that you're not a BOOTLEGGER... you copy the shows for your own listening?? That's still bootlegging, let's not keep up this higher than thou attitude... you want Bahr to be honest, you be honest first... Well, at least I can say you don't owe me anything... I don't know about others... As for me, that's right... I'm a fucking BOOTLEGGER... I own many DAT masters... -The Doc -- #$%*#$*@ E-MAIL: email_address_removed #$%#$#$% _+_+_+_+ Unix, Internet, Intranet Engineering _+_+_+_+ [][][][] Dr. Mosh's Progressive Feast [][][][] #$@#$#@# http://progmetal.gmsnet.com @#$@##@$ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 05:05:54 -0400 From: Brian Henderson To: email_address_removed Subject: Oh, the humanity Message-ID: >They have a permanent keyboardist now (forget his name) and plan to keep >him and not hire a second guitarist. I hope that's not the same guy they had up on stage with 'em... Lil' Bolton there spent more time fixing his hair than actually playing! Somehow, I had an extra $10 and I bought Divine Regale's EP, "Horizons". Is it just me, or does the singer sound little like his studio-self when playing live? Perhaps it was the pacing -- distorts throatal muscles, I hear, alters the identity. Not a complaint, you understand. >wonder if Sony have bought the Angra back catalogue too With our luck, probably, then they'll pull an echolyn, and not release any of it! Worst case scenario. Aside from the one where each future Angra release is loaded with deadly neurotoxins to be released upon removal of shrinkwrap. A few weeks ago, I was playing some MIDIs I wrote for my pals. John, a punk friend of mine, walks in at the end, just as my stuff is ending. I had recorded the MIDIs on a tape I used for mix-tape purposes earlier in the year, and Angra came on, halfway into "Z.I.T.O.". He was enthralled. Quite a surprise -- perhaps Angra will be able to do half-decently in the states. Nah. Hangrason on the other hand... Now *that* has possibilities. "Everyone's favourite Brazilian speed metal band fronted by a 14-year-old hearthrob!" Before I depart once more, and before I forget to ask again, are there any other University of Maryland, College Park 'Jammers? Thar's where I'll be come late August. Senior to freshman? Where's the decency in that? As a great Tanner once put it, "How rude!" Or was that "You got it, dude"? Brian Henderson, Mmmmcyberburbop email_address_removed "Yadh! This sucks!" -- me, after sampling my first White Castle bacon cheeseburger ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 01:02:36 -0700 (MST) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Cc: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second!!!!!! Message-ID: > whoa!!!! i was actually listening to holy wars at the same moment i > read the mail!!!! whoaaaaaa Damn I'm good! >:^D ~Eckie knows too much ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 01:05:10 -0700 (MST) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Cc: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Is Your Web Site A Secret? Message-ID: Okay, who's the joker who sent that one here? ~Eckie gets his shotgun ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 01:58:13 -0600 From: "Vincent G. LuPone" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: ROFLMAO! Message-ID: At 09:57 PM 8/12/97 -0700, you wrote: >>I never get these curses followed by smileys. Whenever I see one of these, >>I picture Micky Mouse saying "fuck you" to me and then giving me a candy >>bar. Why not just say "fucking idiot?" Fuck smileys. If anyone here wants a .jpg of Mickey Mouse flipping you off, e-mail me ;) Vincent LuPone email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 11:20:59 +0200 From: email_address_removed.ch To: email_address_removed Subject: fuckin jew Message-ID: >> From: email_address_removed.il >> Subject: shut the fuck up and listen to me for a second!!!!!! >> 1)there will not be a bonus tracks to the japanese version of FII!!! >> do you know why?!?!?!? >> i'll tell you!! >> because the totall run of the normal version of the cd is 78 fucking >> minutes!!! and the maximum length of a cd is 79 minutes!! so if they >> wanna have a bonus track they will have to do it very very fast,if >> you know what i mean..... why don't you just go to a marketplace and wait for a bomb to blow in your face, huh? dumbass just get a clue, right? __________________ Dave King ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 13:09:09 +0300 From: love.office@wireless.ee (Love Office) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2861 Message-ID: <33F187C5.21E4@wireless.ee> PLEASE DO NOT SEND THIS INFORMATION ON THIS ADERESS ANY MORE. THE PERSON WHO USED TO READ IT HAS LEFT WORK AND NOW UNFORTUNATELY NO ONE NEEDS IT... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 13:13:36 +0300 (EET DST) From: Raivo Hool To: email_address_removed Subject: pointless rambling, subject to be skipped Message-ID: Hell-o First off: can at least some of you refrain from posting two-meter-long signatures? Whereas I understand that long sigs reduce the factor of flames and bullshit on the Jam, thus increasing its probable quality and adding at least some pith to it, they're still redundant. Secondly: if there really must be a sig, is there actually a good reason to create those of Dream Theater/Rush/Queensryche lyrics that most people here know by heart anyway? Kind of reminds me those lyrics (did it again): "I take your words and try them on, it's a perfect fit boy". I know I am too guilty in the first degree of not changing the sigs all the time, but at least I try to keep them devoid of Dream Theater lyrics (I mean, DO I GET OFF if I repeat them to those who already know them anyway?) and at a reasonable length. <-- Holier-than-thou. Huh. I think I've done my best to start the sig wars again. Raitz "I am the biggest Metallica fan in the world. I have three teeth. I play Gibson Ru Paul like Nicky Six from Roses and Guns." At The IRC's, the other night ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2862 **************************