YTSEJAM Digest 2765 Today's Topics: 1) George Farber by Mark Bredius 2) Re: Definitive Fates Warning Source by email_address_removed 3) DT Parodies by Joe Kruger 4) Female virgin offering....12 midnight...tonight! by "Frank Benenati" 5) Re: Female virgin offering....12 midnight...tonight! by Joe Kruger 6) FATES WARNING - PLEASANT SHADE GRAY by _ 7) FISH - SUNSETS ON EMPIRE by _ 8) Re: DT Parodies by email_address_removed 9) Cool bands by "Herve Baile" 10) Good locations near San Jose by "Herve Baile" 11) Fantasy football, and the Vikings by "Jeremy C. Hallum" 12) question regarding marillion by Carlos Alfaro 13) catching up by "woot" 14) Screaming Headless Torsos by Walter Semerenko 15) lotta mail by durnik ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 23:48:08 +0200 From: Mark Bredius To: "'Ytchi Jam'" Cc: "'Skadz'" Subject: George Farber Message-ID: George Farber had a cow again (Ytsejam 2758) : > Subject: FUCK YOU! > > Fuck all of you computer losers!!! > > to all of you, I say FAH-Q!!!!! > > FUCK YOU!!! > FUCK YOU!!! > FUCK YOU!!! and : > Subject: YOU WILL DIE! > > You will die > Now > or later > it doesn't matter > Dream Theater isn't a very good band... > They try too hard...use all theory and no hard no-brain stuff > WHAT THE FUCK? > > > oh yeah... > FUCK YOU!!! > and othher stuff that may be semi-related. and : > Subject: I have an idea... > > let's just stop talking about all this music crap... > what the hell is Dream Theater doing on a freakin' DREAM THEATER LIST? > just a simple question... > DIE! > and stuff... Can this fucker please be kicked off the list ? All he does is post shit like (Ytsejam 2708) : > Subject: DIE!!! > > YOU SPOONFED US SATURDAY MORNING MOUTHFULS OF MAGGOTS AND LIES > DISGUISED IN YOUR SUGARY BREAKFAST CEREALS. THESE PLATES YOU MADE US > CLEAN WERE FILLED WITH YOUR FEARS. THESE THINGS HAVE HARDENED IN OUR > SOFT PINK BELLIES. WE ARE WHAT YOU HAVE MADE US. WE HAVE GROWN UP > WATCHING YOUR TELEVISION. WE ARE A SYMPTOM OF YOUR CHRISTIAN AMERICA, > THE BIGGEST SATAN OF ALL. THIS IS YOUR WORLD IN WHICH WE GROW. AND WE > WILL GROW TO HATE YOU. and (Ytsejam 2692) : > Subject: I WILL KILL YOU! [bullshit snipped] and (Ytsejam 2734) : > Subject: WTF? [bullshit snipped] There are enough sicko's 'n weirdo's on the list already, methinks :-) Mark email_address_removed Would someone please let me know how we _ _____ ___ _ _ __ __ have spun out of control ? |:||_.:._|/:._]|:]_[:|\.\_/./ Has the captain let go of the wheel ? |:| |:| (.:(_ |:___:| \_::/ (Queensryche - Sign of the Times) |_| [_] \___]|_] [_| [__/ _________________________________________________________________________ Itchy's Homepage - http://www.prognosis.com/itchy/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 97 14:33:43 PST8 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed, email_address_removed Subject: Re: Definitive Fates Warning Source Message-ID: >Kizer? Madden? Who's the one posting about the Fates Warning tour >dates? I didn't see Kevin's post before I sent mine, but we both got the info right from Metal Blade... so they should be the same... >I need to find an accurate, definitive source for this information, >since the rest of my summer is going to pretty much be dictated by this tour. The dates are supposedly very firm as of this minute (I am still bummed that they cancelled the two CA dates!).... >A). Where do you find out that they're playing two shows in IL >(House of Blues, Chicago, and Mabels, Champaign)? >B). How reliable is this info? These dates are as reliable as they can be at this point... I would assume no major changes to the tour schedule as it is getting close to under way... Only a few of these dates are listed on Ticketbastard's web site, so I don't know all of the ordering info for these clubs yet... If anyone, local to these clubs, can send me the info on them (phone, address, etc.), that'd be great... I am trying to keep the web page as up to date, as far as tour dates, as I can... Thanks. ~Michael Kizer -- Computer Sciences Corporation (Tucson, AZ) Email: email_address_removed / email_address_removed / email_address_removed URL: http://www.goodnet.com/~mkizer Fates Warning (Island in the Stream) & Dream Theater ("Unofficial" Song Book) *** Sola sapientia est qui me in merda posuit *** ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 18:25:22 -0400 From: Joe Kruger To: email_address_removed Subject: DT Parodies Message-ID: Song #11 on _Ashamed_ the YTSEJAM tribute CD: 11. Gay Digest Scrolling through pages of postings by morons Feeling my mind digress I saw Mike Portnoy shaved like a Krishna Reading the Gay Digest Jam is a show of pride that I'm reading a pile in the shape of some turds Inane projection in the inflection Always the worst use of words "But he's the sort who can't post anything intelligently, least of all DTC. He doesn't know what intelligent is. He posts this as an obsession, something to look at like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display. He's not a real fan, but I am. I want you to play your own music and ideas and feelings, even when James sings off key. It's our only chance... It's our only chance..." [Sample from the movie Jam With Nothing New] Until the release I'm trying to read it Learning to empty my head Mike C. is back now, I think I can't take it as long as we stay on this thread This is not what I wanted to read And I'll never post on here again "...I was gonna post here...umm...something intelligent, something witty, ummm, but... I go into the jam where I want to post and they tell me, I'm, I was too dumb..." [Sample from a documentary on dysfunctional posters.] "some people, gave advice before, about exposing the fraud, exposing the imposter. And this is, this without a doubt, is his biggest challenge ever. He's going to have to find him. You're gonna have to try, he's gonna to have to try and, uh, and, and, and get Skadz on here. I mean no one can say they know who he is." [Sample from a news commentary about the Merlo Imposter chase.] "That, so they say that, in ya know like, a Joe Stump song or something, you'd says it's a hundred and eighty BPM, but it's alternate picking. At Berklee they say that? Oh, maybe not. I'm all mixed up. Alternate until I had the wonder pick." [Sample from the Conan O'Shredder show.] "...I get in this jam... Read it. You have your own chat room to talk in, I don't care what you do. I don't care when. This jam gets read by Skadz, this jam gets read by nine o'clock. If you're posting the bad stuff at nine o'clock, then you'd better find some place to post. Because you're not going to be a dick on this jam. Digest is ready..." [Sample from a documentary on dysfunctional posters.] There's no way to hide my shame if I wanted to There's little that's on here that's sane and it's crap to me and you There's no one to moderate so its anything Never e-mail me again do you really think I need this I'll never post on here again, I can never post on here again. I'll never post on here again, I can never post on here again. And I'll lurk and I'll learn to pretend And I'll never post on here again And I'll have no more flames to defend And I'll never post on here again Someone else can pen the remaining _Ashamed_ songs. Here are some of my ideas: Suck their Cocks - by Mojoman ---------------- "Suck their cocks at the Ytsecon..." [4 times] F*cked in a Trade - by Pat Daugherty ----------------- F*cked in a Trade Hated by the list For posting this thread Reliving the lies devised in Al's head Queensryche is Faded - Any volunteers? -------------------- Queensryche is Faded their glory is behind them Fans are so jaded They break CDs done by them Others (I'm running out of ideas obviously): Skadzomania (Instrumental) - Chris Ptacek (requires shredding) Voices - By Buster (defending the voices of JLB and GT). The Violent Man - By George.Farber (something autobiographical) The Beer - By Scott Herman (about the drinking game) Why - By Mike Bahr (something philosphical and esoteric). Lifting Lyrics off a Boot - By Mike Kizer [No parodies of the great masterpiece Scarred are permitted] And the special bonus b-side: To Flame Forever - By Lars Hellspawn Joe email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 18:34:08 -0400 From: "Frank Benenati" To: Subject: Female virgin offering....12 midnight...tonight! Message-ID: Hello Jammers.... I know 90% of you are probably going, "Awe Shit!!! He's back!" Well...I am..... ....but then again...I'm not... I realized after a real long vacation from DT, the Jam, the chats....all that stuff....that I started really anticipating the new album....and figured the best place to get some dirt...is well....The Jam... So I decided to swallow most of my pride and re-subscribe.... Hopefully...I'll see some good stuff...get a few laughs from Bafu's always interesting posts....and catch up on the CD's Senor Barr is making!!! Maybe once under a glass moon...I'll even post something...but unless you really piss me off, I don't think you'll see more than some really bland commentary.... Anyway....enough of the useless letter....I felt that announcing my presense was called for... See Ya, The Almighty MojoMan p.s. Just saying Hi to: Skadz, D-mon, Bafu, Senor Barr, Syrinx, Mr. Barker ******************************************* "Just Say Mojo!" email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 18:42:54 -0400 From: Joe Kruger To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Female virgin offering....12 midnight...tonight! Message-ID: At 03:45 PM 7/16/97 -0700, you wrote: >Hello Jammers.... > > I know 90% of you are probably going, > > "Awe Shit!!! He's back!" > > Well...I am..... > ....but then again...I'm not... > > The Almighty MojoMan > >p.s. Just saying Hi to: Skadz, D-mon, Bafu, Senor Barr, Syrinx, Mr. Barker > Boy, talk about your great timing. All in good fun. Welcome back Mojo. Things haven't changed much. Joe email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: 16 Jul 97 18:53:32 EDT From: _ To: YTSEJAM Subject: FATES WARNING - PLEASANT SHADE GRAY Message-ID: Has anyone out there heard Fates Warning's new "A Pleasant Shade of Gray" CD? Is it worth purchasing in your opinion? Please respond to my e-mail box: email_address_removed. (P.S. - Also, does anyone know when the new Dream Theater CD will be released?) ------------------------------ Date: 16 Jul 97 18:53:33 EDT From: _ To: YTSEJAM Subject: FISH - SUNSETS ON EMPIRE Message-ID: Has anyone out there heard Fish's new "Sunsets on Empire" CD? Is it worth purchasing in your opinion? Please respond to my e-mail box: email_address_removed. (P.S. - Also, does anyone know when the new Dream Theater CD will be released?) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 16:54:04 -0700 (MST) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Cc: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: DT Parodies Message-ID: *cackle* WOO HOO! THAT ROCKED! ~Eckie posted on here again ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 17:16:34 PDT From: "Herve Baile" To: email_address_removed Subject: Cool bands Message-ID: Hi out there, I agree with you all DT is a great (certainly my favorite one), but if you don't know, there are some others bands I am listening to which are pretty good also and I think that a DT fan must know : -> Fates Warning (I think everyone here knows that one) -> Symphony X : A really good band, the best album of the year, I think, until know (it's called "Divine winds of Tragedy") and I have big troubles to get that one from the United states (If anyone has a clue....). It' a kind of melodic, speed progressive metal, with powerful guitar and voice... -> Paradise Lost (wonderful gothic metal, England) -> Cemetary (Gothic metal from Sweden, a bit less powerful than Paradise Lost, but really good). I've got the last album (called "Sundown", and it's wonderful...) If anybody knows the 2 other ones, he can tell me about them -> Blind Guardian : Speed metal from Germany, really powerful -> Stratovarius : One of my favorite band, also. They are playing very speed, with a real efficiency and a real technicity... If you don't know, just check out, you won't be deceit. Thanks for any upcoming advice, ------------------------------------------- Herve BAILE, IBM (Santa Teresa Laboratory) Intern MS MBDS Student (Nice, Sophia-Antipolis) IBM Tel : (408)-463-3278 Home Tel : (408) 362 4522 e-mail : email_address_removed Time in San Jose is Time in France - 9 hours ---------------------------------------------- ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 17:23:31 PDT From: "Herve Baile" To: email_address_removed Subject: Good locations near San Jose Message-ID: Hi out there, I'm just arriving in San Jose (from France) for 6 months and I hope I will enjoy a lot of concert, live pubs and stuff like that... The problem is that I don't know anything about the good metal location, places closed to San Jose. If someone can help me, Thank you... Is there also some good CD store (I found a Wherehouse store but they don't have a lot of Metal stuff compare to France...) ------------------------------------------- Herve BAILE, IBM (Santa Teresa Laboratory) Intern MS MBDS Student (Nice, Sophia-Antipolis) IBM Tel : (408)-463-3278 Home Tel : (408) 362 4522 e-mail : email_address_removed Time in San Jose is Time in France - 9 hours ---------------------------------------------- ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 20:35:51 -0400 (EDT) From: "Jeremy C. Hallum" To: "Yzerjam: the Mailing list for DT/Red Wing Fans Worldwide" Subject: Fantasy football, and the Vikings Message-ID: On Wed, 16 Jul 1997 email_address_removed wrote: > Jeremy is: > > -A Vikings Fan in New England. > You've got to be kidding! You MUST be from Minnesota. Hell, I live here, > and I'd gladly be a Patriot fan in Minnesota. Well, Ok, I did jump on the Drew Bandwagon when he was a rookie, and rooted for the Pats in the Super Bowl (Sack the Pack!), but otherwise I'm a Purple Phreaking Vikes fan, born and raised in the Great White (and Purple and Gold) North. -jeremy +=====================================================================+ # grad student, Boston U. # "You're a psychopath!" # # Boston, MA 02134 # "No, psychopaths kill for no reason, # # Astronomy # I kill for money... no, that didn't # #<*> Jeremy Hallum <*># sound right." # #<*> email_address_removed <*># -Grosse Point Blanke # #<*>email_address_removed <*># http://bu-ast.bu.edu/~jhallum/ # +=====================================================================+ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 21:02:12 -0400 From: Carlos Alfaro To: El Jam Subject: question regarding marillion Message-ID: Im curious on what marillion album i should get... my faves (right now in order) Dt angra Superior Fates Warning Rush and ELp Strunz & Farah (jazz guitar duo) Chick Corea Electric Band other bands i enjoy: shadow gallery,lemur voice,enchant,altura... please email it privately "At the edge of chaos, unexpected outcomes occur. The risk to survival is severe." Ian Malcolm http://premium.caribe.net/~calfaro mailto:email_address_removed mailto:email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 19:45:13 -0600 From: "woot" To: Subject: catching up Message-ID: Well, I get back from vacation expecting to have tons of jams, when i find out my puter has the New York Blue virus. needless to say, by the time i finally got that out of the system i had a whole buttload of jams. > As someone else pointed out before, >for some reason the guy thinks you're supposed to hold notes in the middle >of a line instead of at the end. woohoo! that was me! I actually agree with Lars about something! I do love APSOG, just not most of the vocals. Question: Why is the JPM body so freaking huge? it looks like a box. Much wider than the average. still catching up... woot ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 21:43:49 +0000 From: Walter Semerenko To: email_address_removed Subject: Screaming Headless Torsos Message-ID: >From: Albert Balkiewicz > Screaming Headless Torsos - self-titled(?), their only major > release... > > This was a recommendation from a 'Jammer (forget your name), so > I picked it up. Not what I expected, but very VERY funk- > oriented music. Great guitarist, cool rhythm and groove..... > good vocals as well.....I like it, but it threw me for a loop. > If anyone likes funk-type stuff, this is definitely a must-have. > Hopefully, the guy who recommended this will give a better > review...... My recomendation was a brief description on the band. There is really no way to describe the Torsos music accurately in a paragraph because it is really diverse. Ok, you asked for it. A full-blown review coming on the jam. Walter. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Jul 1997 20:45:11 -0700 (MST) From: durnik To: email_address_removed Subject: lotta mail Message-ID: If you have to wait a bit for e-mail from me, I'm sorry. Lotsa mail this week. Dunno why. To reiterate what another Jammer posted: "Contact" is a winner. The end left me just slightly on edge, which is about what it _should_ do. While I'm on the subject... Men in Black was funny. My Best Friend's Wedding sucked. My opinion only. Un-fun. A chick movie, a la "Steel Magnolias", "Fried Green Tomatoes", "Thelma & Louise" George of the Jungle was funny, and would have been about 1000% better if they had left Weird Al's original theme song alone instead of having those morons from POTUSA redo it!! The part where the villain argues with the narrator is priceless. Hercules is a blast, yet the music sucked, unusual for a Disney movie. Face/off was totally rippin'. Pun intended. I can't think of too many others right now... - Mike Bahr - email_address_removed - http://www.goodnet.com/~durnik ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2765 **************************