YTSEJAM Digest 2729 Today's Topics: 1) 120% = 1.2; Primus sucks!; by email_address_removed 2) Thanks by "R. Ananda" 3) Waka waka waka! by email_address_removed 4) by email_address_removed 5) Stop the Insanity!, band name, Fugazi by Jay Omega 6) Bonhams by email_address_removed 7) eMpTVy by Rogerio Brito 8) Any comments about Opeth?? by Rogerio Brito 9) threadkilling, Bonham, DT in Brazil by email_address_removed (Ernesto Schnack) 10) Radio recommendations by email_address_removed 11) *** MICHAEL.ANGELO *** by "Carlo D'Angelo" 12) observations and stuff for ny jammers by email_address_removed ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 09 Jul 1997 22:12:31 -0700 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: 120% = 1.2; Primus sucks!; Message-ID: Hi everyone, I'm feeling a little under the weather so I haven't posted in the last 20 or so jams that came yesterday and today. And to my astonishment they were full of music stuff! I'm just posting to screw it up. ;) ___ > From: Mark Metzger > Subject: The Quiet Room Recommendation > I wholeheartedly agree with this recommendation. Although the EP is > only about 26 or so minutes, this band sounds really decent. Most of > the material is similar in style to DT at 70% of their peak metallicity > (I know that this just *has* to be a word) and 50% of thier musical > complexity (which is not bad at all). In other words, it rocks pretty > well. They should "rock pretty well" if they're playing 120% peak metallicity with a spinkle of musical complexity! ;) ___ I got Primus' The Brown Album today. If you didn't know there's a new drummer(only known as Brian), well, there is. :) First thing I spotted was The Return of Sathington Willoughby. I liked the melody of the original song, but, this one sounds like Les is drunk and is mumbling about Roosevelt. :P The one thing that stands out the most from my first(and only so far) listen was the low end! Now usually this is a good thing for me. But I can't explain it too well but I just thought it sounded too bassy(I think this is Myung's nightmare ;) ). You can still hear the guitar but usually I liked to hear how Herb would throw in some cymbal work. But this guy Brian is a double bass freak, I don't think this guy has heard of cymbals before signing up with Les and Ler! :) The songs that I liked right away were Over the Falls, Shake Hands with Beef(heard it twice on the radio, and once on MTV), Hats Off(Les' life story :) ), Restin' Bones, Kalamazoo, and The Chastising of Renegade. That's 6 out of 15 I really liked. But there are two that suck the imposter's anal hole bald so bad it aint funny. One's TRoSW, and the other was the last song Arnie. They're done in the same style, take a dump on an album. Hmm is that where they got the album's name? :P But overall I liked this CD, though it isn't one of my favorites, it'll probably grow on me. And I can't mention Primus with a good ol' yell of "Primus SUCKSSSSSSSS!!!" "I know sex is better than logic, I just can't explain it..." -The one and only Leslie Q. Claypool :) John McCabe email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 9 Jul 1997 20:22:28 -0700 (PDT) From: "R. Ananda" To: Fucknuts Subject: Thanks Message-ID: To all those on IRC last week, when I was losing my mind, I'd just like to say thanks for everything. And the bitch who didn't let me leave got suspended. :) Revenge is GOOD! Rahul Ananda : email_address_removed or email_address_removed ----------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 9 Jul 1997 23:22:22 -0400 (EDT) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Waka waka waka! Message-ID: life after death (life after death) life after death (life after death) Huhuh. That was cool. ****** ..oh shit. country fans are going to flame the fuck out of me! ****** Why would you say that unless you wanted them to flame you? If you really don't want them to, you wouldn't mention it, so they wouldn't get any ideas. So, I now assume that you wanted to be flamed, and since I'm such a nice guy, I'll oblige you, you dumb fucking piece of insignificant rat phlegm sitting on the sidewalk next to some pus that dripped off of the chin of some acne ridden eunuch teenager with so much syphyllis and gonorrhea pourin' out his penis you can turn it on and off like a faucet. Oops..eunuchs don't have penii. Either way, there ya go. Enjoy! Now, on the subject of songs to put you in a bad mood...make your own. Just record everything you can think of that brings you down, and dub it all over the Pat Boone heavy metal album (concerning that..I'm the only one I know that likes it). Hints for stuff to record on it: Females/males rejecting you, the screams of small forest animals in anguish, small forest animals rejecting you, me laughing at you for being a dumb fuck, me rejecting you, anybody making fun of the size of your genitalia, your genitalia rejecting you, you crying because of it etc. etc. etc. etc. That should do the job nicely. ******* hey vinnie, you want a real nice boogie amp? i don't know if it has enough wattage for you, but it's the best sounding amp i've ever heard. go check out a mark iii when you get a chance (not the combo, but the head). please. if you do, i'd love to know what you think. ******* huhuh. you said 'head' ******* "and i'll form.......the HEAD." keith, voltron. ******* huhuh. you said it again. ****** I'm so excited, all six of my nipples are tinglin'!" -- The Creature That Evolved From The Ship's Cat ****** Woohoo! Red Dwarf! Smeghead. ***** the ritualistic sacrifice of young virgin cub scouts ***** The origin of girl scout cookies. ***** It's no 2112 or anything (and I *do* think that guy is the only one that dislikes that song), ***** The only human, maybe. I dislike it. ***** I couldn't help but admire him for his restraint during a certain scene, in which he chose not to mutilate a small girl in a trailer park when there were no consequences or constraints present. ***** If it had been anything other than a little girl, they would have been deader than the chick who's head he wore as a hat. It's a rule that you can't kill little girls in any movie that has humor in it. But, anyone else is fair game. So, it wasn't restraint...he had no choice. "Ben's got the whole world in his pants..." ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 9 Jul 1997 20:26:44 -0700 (PDT) From: email_address_removed To: undisclosed-recipients:; Message-ID: FUCK YOU IMPOSTER!! I AM THE REAL IMPOSTER!!! STOP TRYING TO BE A LOOSER LIKE ME!! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 9 Jul 1997 22:53:37 -0500 (CDT) From: Jay Omega To: Just Words Subject: Stop the Insanity!, band name, Fugazi Message-ID: Quoth bredius@globalxs.nl: > What about people who post anonymous emails, and those who fake > other people's addresses ? I *know* you didn't ask for requests > but this definately should be part of your Ytse-Rules. Just ask > Jeroen from the Freaks mailinglist about it... Wasn't there talk a while ago (when the advertising spam was hitting the list) of making the 'jam postable by subscribers only? Post-length limits were chosen instead, since the ads were huge. Maybe we should talk about it again? It would stop the dickless imposter dork(s). ------ email_address_removed spewed forth: > Hello my name is ian and my band and i are stuck on deciding a name. = > Help please. > [snip tracklist] >[and then said it all over again, in HTML.] How about "Bogus Mail Program"? ------ And lastly, email_address_removed declared: > Some d00d in my color theory class last semester was a huge Fugazi fan, > and I thought, from all the stickers on his equipment and his t-shirts, > they looked like a punk band, but we never really said anything to each > other. HEll, I don't know how many times I wore my I&W T-shirt to that > class, and he never once mentioned anything about knowing or hearing DT. Fugazi is certainly a punk band. I used to stock shelves at a grocery store with a fellow who worshipped them (and was in a punk band, himself). His music and mine, of course, overlapped not at all :) I brought Marillion-Fugazi to work one night, he saw it and asked me to play it (assuming that any album called 'Fugazi' must be good, since the band was). I think he listened to about six or seven seconds before he gave up on it. And he didn't like DT, either. He respected Petrucci as a guitarist (not that he listened to DT, but saw some of his stuff in geetar magazines), but that's about it. So, after being subjected to several Fugazi albums at the store, I can safely say that almost nobody on this list would like them. Thankfully, I graduated from college and don't work there anymore, so I don't need to put up with everyone else's music. (Of course, they're all saying the same thing about me and my music :) --Jay Omega --NP: Renaissance - At the Royal Albert Hall with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Part I. (What kinda title do you expect from "King Biscuit Flower Hour Records?") ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 9 Jul 1997 23:54:58 -0400 (EDT) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Bonhams Message-ID: What about Jason Bonham? You know, the son of John from Zep. Who, IMO kicks his Dad's butt all over the drum set, not to mention most other drummers (except Portnoy of course). Just thought I'd clarify WHICH Bonham is best IMO. $0.02........... ******** Naaaaah. I saw a Jason Bonham drum clinic...he was nice and dandy and all, but he didn't do anything I couldn't do. Which makes him non-amazing :) BTW, at that same clinic, Ginger Phish from M. Manson (i didn't know it was him at the time) was givin' Jason a hard time for just playing his dad's stuff and not being original. That guy's an asshole, but he had cool hair and his girlfriend was scorchingly hot. ****** Bald anus!! ARGH!! He's not a newbie!! It's an inside job!! (inside job, heh heh... bald anus, hehheh... unintentional punnage..) ****** Dammit guys, this really hurts me. From now on, my anus is my business. I'm thenthitive, remember? ***** 3. If you believe that any human who is not the product of human-horse cross-breeding can reach lengths, you been watchin' too many'a Mike Bahr's pornos. Meaning: the test is a load of bumbershootananny. ***** Yeah. The real test is thumb to pinky, hand stretched...I can reach a 12th interval on a piano. Also...you know what they say about guys with big noses ..they've got lotsa boogers! Baldy ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 10 Jul 1997 01:21:26 -0300 (EST) From: Rogerio Brito To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: eMpTVy Message-ID: On Wed, 9 Jul 1997, Marcelo Vanzin wrote: > It's a surprise for me that we have two good bands nominated (Angra, and > Sepultura w/ "Ratamahatta" - sp?). They probably won't get any prizes. Well, while I agree with Angra, I'm not so sure about "Ratamahatta". Especially this song. It doesn't even have decent lyrics. I bet that "Roots, Bloody Roots" or "Attitude" would be better choices. But again this is the lame thing that brought MTV the bad name. There's only one moment when I turn my TV set on to see MTV: MTV Latino's "Headbanger". There was the place where I entered in touch (for the very first time) with some cool videos that if I expected to see from MTV Brazil, I'd still be waiting: - Megadeth's "Angry Again"; - Metallica's "King Nothing"; - Megadeth's "Trust"; - Slayer's "Dittohead"; - Megadeth's "Anarchy in the U.K."; - Amorphis "My Kantele"; - Amorphis "Against Widows"; - Megadeth's "Hangar 18"; - My Dying Bride's "For You". And there I also knew some crap, crap, crap, crap bands like "Marilyn Manson" (is it spelled right?). These guys don't even deserve airplay. > The only good thing is that "Claudinho & Bochecha" aren't nominated (if > you're brazilian, you know what I mean. If you're not, don't even try > to. It's not worth it. =) ). But that's probably just because their > video is kinda new. I'm honest to say that I don't know what you're talking about What are these "Claudinho & Bochecha"?? Probably some kind of "pagode"?? > Well, enough whining. =) No whining is enough when it comes to discuss MTV's fate. :-) []s, Roger... -- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Rogerio Brito - email_address_removed.br - http://www.ime.usp.br/~rbrito Undergraduate Computer Science Student - "Windows? Linux and X!" Bootleg/trade page: http://www.ime.usp.br/~rbrito/bootleg.html "Life is ours, we live it our way (...) / And nothing else matters" James Hetfield (Metallica), Nothing Else Matters =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 10 Jul 1997 01:33:43 -0300 (EST) From: Rogerio Brito To: email_address_removed Subject: Any comments about Opeth?? Message-ID: Hi, there. I'd like to know more about this band called "Opeth". I did a websearch but all I could find were some quite brief reviews, but I have been told that they are an interesting band with some orchestration (I love this). So, I'd appreciate a lot if any of you could send a review about their albums (I heard that they have two albums: "Morningrise" and "Orchid"). The more reviews, the better (I'd really like to see something like the "Rush" reviews :-). Thank you very much for any comment, Roger... -- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Rogerio Brito - email_address_removed.br - http://www.ime.usp.br/~rbrito Undergraduate Computer Science Student - "Windows? Linux and X!" Bootleg/trade page: http://www.ime.usp.br/~rbrito/bootleg.html "Life is ours, we live it our way (...) / And nothing else matters" James Hetfield (Metallica), Nothing Else Matters =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 9 Jul 1997 23:40:27 -0400 From: email_address_removed (Ernesto Schnack) To: Subject: threadkilling, Bonham, DT in Brazil Message-ID: :"I'm so excited, all six of my nipples are tinglin'!" -- The Creature That :Evolved From The Ship's Cat Hey! Isn't that from Red Dwarf? : naw. we're just gonna hate you for bringing up a thread that the : list moderator officially put to rest. did you eat paint chips as a : child? THE THREAD IS DEAD. : That reminds me so much of the last song on Pantera's TGSTK (don't remember the name)... we could do a ytsejam version of it:) THE GREAT! SOUTHERN! THREADKILL! : : Five Gratuitous CDs: : ===================== : 4. Dream Theater: Falling Into Infinity : 5. Treasure Land: Self Titled Don't you wish! :> :> I would say that Bonham kicks both their asses into next week, along with anyone :> else, but I also think Zeppelin is the greatest band of all time, so... : : :What about Jason Bonham? You know, the son of John from Zep. Who, IMO :kicks his Dad's butt all over the drum set, not to mention most other All I've got to say about Bonham (john, not jason) is that he got DA GROOVE! I have not heard ANYONE, not even his son, that can make the simplest 4/4 beat sound so awesome. Other than that, his technique has never really impressed me; but after all, it's rock 'n roll we're talking about here. : But there is a TV station here in Sao Paulo, called CNT/Gazeta, :that broadcasts parts of the whole show after say, one month of the :festival (they usually broadcast aproximately 4 hours of the whole and I imagine that Headbangers' on Latin MTV will cover at least some of it... with all this talk about DT playing in Brazil and Chile, could some of you close to the band put in a good word on Panama:) of course I doubt that'll happen, since we only get band in their downfall. In the eighties we got Quiet Riot and Joan Jett... last April we got Def Leppard:) Ironically, on that very same day, I was seeing DT in Germany. I remind my friends of it all the time:) killing the southern trend (thread?), Ernie ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 10 Jul 1997 00:51:54 EDT From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Radio recommendations Message-ID: Greetings jammers, This being my first post to the 'jam, I immediately apologize for not having any unique DT content to offer (unless simply mentioning DT counts as content...but I digress). I am currently in the process of packing up my worldly belongings and moving from Tucson, AZ (hotter than hell) to Cleveland, OH (nice and cold). I was wondering if anyone from the area could give me some recommendations for good radio stations, record stores, etc. Like most of you, I enjoy DT, Rush, FW, KX, etc. I also noticed a few days back that someone mentioned Fates Warning would be in Cleveland on the 15th of August. Any info on any of these topics would be greatly appreciated. Please mail me privately. Thanks and sorry again for the NDTC. Cheers, Chris email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 10 Jul 1997 01:04:45 -0400 From: "Carlo D'Angelo" To: email_address_removed Subject: *** MICHAEL.ANGELO *** Message-ID: > >Btw, MICHAEL.ANGELO was here in Helsinki a week ago promoting Washburn > >guitars. How low can a former guitar hero get? Yikes. > > YES! Don't knock MICHAEL.ANGELO.! He is still a MAJOR SHRED > MACHINE! :) Damn straight! As far as I'm concerned this guy, along with Dave Uhrich and Tony MacAlpine (HEAVY emphasis on MacAlpine!!), was the saving grace of the Jason Becker ALS Benfit show in Chicago last Nov. And I drove 13 hours from NYC to see this "shred" extravaganzanza!!!!!!!!..more like "country" shred at some points (Firkins and Wylde are great but there's only so much I can take!) Chris P. knows what I mean (anyone else there?)..I met him at the Hard Rock party the night before (the night in which all was right with the world and shred was the most common denominator!) and he was real cool to talk to, although he should wear a baseball hat instead of wearing that dead raccoon on his head. I've heard his latest "Planet Gemini" is so-so, but his first one "No Boundaries" is wall-to-wall shred...it can be a bit overbearing but thats why I like the guy so much..he totally stole the show when he came on stage with his plastic pants and just shredded his ass off! ps: Chris P. was mega-cool in showing a couple of "New Yawkas" the finest in Italian cuisine and trusting us not to walk off with his house (with his hound from hell inside) Ever get the pic chris? pps: Cynic? Death? Cacaphony? :-) cheers, Carlo (aka Fates, aka YtseSatan) Now Playing: ELDRITCH "Headquake" (yeah baby-bitch!!!!!!) -- _ __| |__ "When you know that your time is close at hand |__ __| maybe then you'll begin to understand | | Life down here is just a strange illusion." | | |_| --IRON MAIDEN (Hallowed Be Thy Name) "Neo-classical, progressive, melodic metal" ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 10 Jul 1997 01:19:29 -0400 (EDT) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: observations and stuff for ny jammers Message-ID: >Best Panty-Sniffing Clown------------------------------------------- >- You all know who goes here. yeah, of course..............none other than deb seeger. not that she's a clown, but she at least taught me a thing or two while in milwaukee.....she was doing shit i didn't know people can do! ha! re: yes' history anyone else here have the yes box set? one look at that "family tree" made me never want to think about yes' history. i think they got up to yes #10 (and that's been changed, too). no, the yes history talk CAN warrant vomiting. in case you're masochistic, the king crimson "family tree" is as horrid, if not worse. so much for bands staying together for 10-15 years.... hey- ny jammers. there's a big music festival coming up next week called the intel ny music festival. it's a 4 night thing with about 400 different acts. i'm imagining that at least 5 of them will be progressive acts (not that that should matter- i think people should check out all the different shit, but anyways...). www.thegig.com has a list of bands and where they're playing. if any of these bands sound familiar to you and you dig them, go support them. the festival as a whole is awesome. i've gone for the last 2 years, and only my mono will hold me from seeing it all this year. sick or not, i intend to be at the last 2 nights, b/c i think it's worth it. so if you want to check out the music, do so. while most of the bands are local, there are plenty from other places, and there's been big acts, like vernon reid, govt mule (an allman bros. spinoff), todd rundgren and laurie anderson. the page has a bunch of info, so dig it. ......speculating how many people will get analyzed (no pun intended) by skadz and booted in the next few weeks......... awaiting my next batch of victoria's secrets.... ytsegoon ************************************************************************** david y. kobayashi email_address_removed "i bring truth and understanding, i bring wit and wisdom fair- precious gifts beyond compare." -neil peart ************************************************************************** ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2729 **************************