YTSEJAM Digest 2605 Today's Topics: 1) Re: Mimes, Alanis by email_address_removed (Scott Cook) 2) Silent Man single by "NEVANS.US.ORACLE.COM" 3) by Lars Hellsten 4) Geographical Terms for 1000, Alex by Kevin Madden 5) Cascade of Posts Signifying Nothing by Kevin Madden 6) Re: Nuno by WhiteWolf 7) RE: Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz by email_address_removed (Mark Lampert) 8) whatever by "Jim Munster" 9) Re: whatever by email_address_removed (Scott Cook) 10) coupla questions by Carlos Alfaro 11) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2604 by email_address_removed (Ryan M Vance) 12) Fates APSOG theme for Win95 by Jason Skewes 13) Re: Anthrax, Maiden, Cordola, Yngwie, Masquerade, 'Tage by "Vincent G. LuPone" 14) Tough jams today. by "KorgX3" 15) I'MMMM BAAACKKKK! by email_address_removed 16) Re: (Already) Infamous Buster Post :) by Adam 17) Re: coupla questions by "Lauren Glenn" 18) Just a few thoughts... by email_address_removed (Shane Liebling) 19) TSM single by email_address_removed (Jeff Keifling) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 17:29:55 EDT From: email_address_removed (Scott Cook) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Mimes, Alanis Message-ID: >>And what's a Ytsejammer doing listening to Alanis anyway?? She >>can't sing, > >Here's what I have to say about Alanis: Happy Birthday! (23rd) And if she's not very busy I'd like to go to the Theatre with her! :) Scott ****************************************************************************************** Mary had a little lamb she kept in her backyard and when she took her panties off his wooly DICK got hard. - Dice ****************************************************************************************** On Mon, 2 Jun 1997 13:40:09 -0700 (PDT) "The Notorious B.I.G. S.W.I.F.T.Y." writes: >> >And what's a Ytsejammer doing listening to Alanis anyway?? She >can't sing, > >Here's what I have to say about Alanis: Happy Birthday! (23rd) > >> >>If a tree falls in the forest, and it kills a mime, does anyone >care? >> >>If an 18-wheeler runs down a mime int he middle of a crowded >highway >> >>with thousands of onlookers watching the carnage, does anybody >care? > >The millions of people that wanted to hear "Rock and Roll All Nite" >live >one last time do. > >War Eagle! >-- >*********************************************************************** >* Mark Peters -- email_address_removed -- Auburn University, Class of '99 >* >* Ytsejammer, tape trader at http://www.twav.com/swifty/index.htm >* >*********************************************************************** > ------------------------------ Date: 02 Jun 97 13:56:50 -0700 From: "NEVANS.US.ORACLE.COM" To: email_address_removed Subject: Silent Man single Message-ID: Jammerz - I've got an extra Silent Man single CD. It has the demo version of TTT and Eve on it, and I'd love to trade it for some other DT gem. I'd love to get the Lie single, for example, or any Cd bootleg (that I don't have already), or perhaps a decent quality video bootleg. Please respond to me privately if interested: email_address_removed thanks, -Neil. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 17:34:29 -0400 From: Lars Hellsten To: email_address_removed Message-ID: >I've read a few of these, and out of all the ones I read, you seem to be >the only one that seems to want to start a "My country is better than >yours" thread. WHY? Because I said I don't like being called an American? Well seeing as you ARE an American, I guess you've never had that problem. You don't have to correct people when you're visiting foreign countries and they assume you're American. You also don't have to worry about the US eating away at your country's culture. This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. Talk about paranoia. I never intended to start a war here, I was simply correcting the poster (who was presumably a European and unaware of the fact Canadians don't like to be lumped in with Americans), like about a dozen other people did. And BTW, if I'm supposedly "the only one", how do you explain the fact that you are the center of this thread now, and were in the center of it the last time it was brought up? I would suggest that if anyone seems intent on starting country wars here, it's YOU, because you're the one who's always attacking people. This was a thread about the two different connotations of the word "American". YOU'RE the one who turned it into a country war by absurdly suggesting that's what my message was about. (Donovan Bailey: STILL the world's fastest man) [rest taken to e-mail] ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 18:51:53 -0700 From: Kevin Madden To: Over-challenged Youth of the Ytse-Empire Subject: Geographical Terms for 1000, Alex Message-ID: mamalookidon'thaveaclueaboutgeography wrote: >But the USA is made up of States, >not countries. If when the maps were drawn up that all the countries in >Europe were known at States, then yes, French, Italians, et al would all >be known as Europeans. Hate to break it to you, but Mexico is made up of states, too. As a matter of fact, their official name is the United States of Mexico. So, by your logic, Mexicans would in practice be known as "Americans," too. In my personal opinion, it is unfortunate that the US appropriated the generic (where have I heard that word before?) term "American" and made it apply only to its citizens. I guess might makes right, but I sure can see where it would tick off some lonely Chileans pissing on each other to keep warm down in Punta Arenas. GO WINGS! Kevin ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 18:58:14 -0700 From: Kevin Madden To: My Fat-Free Readership Subject: Cascade of Posts Signifying Nothing Message-ID: Mike Bahr wrote: >TOP 10 REASONS YOUR PT or TDOW CD ISN'T THERE YET But the actual number one reason your cd hasn't arrived is... (Drumroll) because: Al Balkiewicz is holding Mike Bahr (and his valuable cache of "questionable material") hostage in his NJ Garbage Dump hide-a-way (Al's - not Mike's) so as to purposefully delay and obstruct the shipment of Pat Daugherty's cd. Al *is* a devious fellow, you know. GO WINGS! Kevin ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 17:56:54 -0600 From: WhiteWolf To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Nuno Message-ID: <3.0.1.32.19970602175654.0068d460@autobahn.mb.ca> >This, along with most of what this person has been contributing lately, >is uncalled for. I agree with ladyheather that we need to come up with >more than superficial reasons to be bashing bands. > Guess you didn't read any other posts of mine...It's a joke. Get a grip! > Taking a potshot like this at a guy's name is ridiculous. Is that the entire basis of your >hatred for him? His name? > Not even close. The guy's like Yngwie...he's good and he knows it. It's called BA...bad attitude. I met him after a show Extreme did here and the guy was a total jerk. I've hated him ever since and never *really* liked Extreme in the first place. > Show some respect for the talent you'll never have. > Yeah, sure palio. Thanx for comin' out. I guess that's why I have 40 guitar students weekly, plus gigging every other night and weekends. And then there's that Guitar Wars thingy I won...some people seem to think I'm good. I don't, but it's only my opinion. I can name one guy who kicks his ass... John Petrucci. He puts more feeling in one note than Nuno does in a flurry of notes. =========================================================== Madness reigns in the Hall of the Mountain King =========================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 2 Jun 1997 18:26:02 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Mark Lampert) To: Subject: RE: Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz Message-ID: >Like posting about it? Yes I do. · • Colonel Mustard • · ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 2 Jun 1997 19:44:30 -0400 From: "Jim Munster" To: Subject: whatever Message-ID: remember when people used to write about DT in here?? that's why I signed up for this newsletter. too bad it won't let me unsubscribe. can someone help me get the hell off of this thing...yes ive read the faq..yes ive done all the set list and all that stuff. somebody help!! thx stuck on ytsejam forever ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 20:11:57 EDT From: email_address_removed (Scott Cook) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: whatever Message-ID: On Mon, 2 Jun 1997 16:54:47 -0700 (PDT) "Jim Munster" writes: > too bad it won't let me unsubscribe. You're not following the directions correctly. When I unsubbed a couple weeks ago when I went out of town I unsubbed according to the directions and it worked no problem. Try reading the instructions again and follow them right. Scott ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 20:09:12 -0400 From: Carlos Alfaro To: El Jam Subject: coupla questions Message-ID: In 2112 overture.. theres this riff ...i know ive heard it somewhere in working man..and also kinda in the temple of syrinx,i wanna know which song off of working man has that riff.. (i lent my copy of working man about 3 or 4 listens after I bought it and havent gotten it back yet) oh and.. i just found a tape i bought back in 92' ..the band was called helmet.. its pretty cool acutally but..can anyone help me label these guys out? i mean.. like metal ..punk? i dont know -- "At the edge of chaos, unexpected outcomes occur. The risk to survival is severe." Ian Malcolm http://premium.caribe.net/~calfaro mailto:email_address_removed mailto:email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 21:04:22 EDT From: email_address_removed (Ryan M Vance) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2604 Message-ID: just wondering. does anybody know how many people are on this list? -ryan email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 20:46:48 -0500 From: Jason Skewes To: email_address_removed Subject: Fates APSOG theme for Win95 Message-ID: I have created a Windows 95 Theme for the new Fates Warning album - 'A Pleasant Shade of Gray'. It's got sounds, wallpaper, icons, etc. If you'd like a copy of it - just e-mail me. Jason Skewes email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 1997 18:54:37 -0600 From: "Vincent G. LuPone" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Anthrax, Maiden, Cordola, Yngwie, Masquerade, 'Tage Message-ID: At 05:07 AM 6/2/97 -0700, "Dan" wrote: >Sorry for taking up bandwidth...but... >I've got the following CDs for sale: $8ppd > >anthrax sound of white noise >yngwie malmsteen the yngwie malmsteen collection >savatage edge of thorns WTF?!! Man, all this time I thought all Jammerz had good taste! ;)~ Selling these CDs is blasphemy to the great gods of metal. ;)~ . .-/ \ _.-~ / \___ ______ __ _ \ / -~|| __||_ __// || | / . . || __| | |\ / ' || |__ / / ~| ||____| |_| /_/|_||____| / / |-~\ \ \ \ | || || | / /__ / \ \____\|\_\|_/|_||____| WILL NEVER DIE. / .-~\ \-~ /.-~ \ /~ .- \ .-~ ~Vince \.-~ If you don't like it, it won't hurt my feelings. :) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 2 Jun 1997 20:13:20 +0000 From: "KorgX3" To: email_address_removed Subject: Tough jams today. Message-ID: > >"If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?" > > What if a mime falls down in the forest? Does s/he make a sound? If he does, I'll take away his license... Not supposed to make ANY sound... > When I see things like that, it makes me feel superior in knowing > that I have better things to do with my time. No kiddin. I could be folding oragami right now... Jam first, then paper ducks. > too bad it won't let me unsubscribe. Lookie here... > email_address_removed > HOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THE YTSEJAM : _ _____ ___ _ _ __ _ > Address: email_address_removed | ||_.:._|/:._]|:]_[:|\.\_/./ > Subject: asdf |:| |:| (.:(_ |:___:| \_::/ > Message: unsubscribe ytsejam [_] \___]|_] [_| [_/ I must admit, Itchy, that is very good. We need more of that. :) My mailer program breaks it up so I hadda piece it back together again. Lars wrote this a day or so ago... > As a Canadian myself, I find it offensive to be called an American, > and I'm sure James wouldn't be too happy about being called an > American either. So say that to my face, and I'LL FLATTEN YOU LIKE > A FUCKING PANCAKE, BOY! :) Lars wrote this today... > WHY? Because I said I don't like being called an American? Well > seeing as you ARE an American, I guess you've never had that > problem. You don't have to correct people when you're visiting > foreign countries and they assume you're American. You also don't > have to worry about the US eating away at your country's culture. > > This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. Talk > about paranoia. I never intended to start a war here, I was simply > correcting the poster (who was presumably a European and unaware of > the fact Canadians don't like to be lumped in with Americans), like > about a dozen other people did. Lars, no one cares... Go work part time at James' caribou farm. ;) > Yeah, sure palio. Thanx for comin' out. I guess that's why I have > 40 guitar students weekly, plus gigging every other night and > weekends. And then there's that Guitar Wars thingy I won...some > people seem to think I'm good. I don't, but it's only my opinion. So? I'm really Marilyn Manson and have three nadz and a 12 octave vocal range, and I outshreded Ronald McDonald and... WAH! You people all need to lighten up! I sense much hostility! :P KorgX3 a.k.a. Pastor of Muppets email_address_removed "Yay, yay, ormschperdinki du! Yay bork schperduggin dieder, Bork, Bork Bork!" ---Some Swede Muppet ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 3 Jun 1997 03:02:42 -0400 (EDT) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: I'MMMM BAAACKKKK! Message-ID: Hey folks! ‘Tis I, Richie Rivera, Defender Of All Things 80s and the once and future email_address_removed. For the summer I’m pissing my money away on AOL and loving it. If anyone needs to get in contact with me, drop me a line at email_address_removed. Let’s see what has happened in the last three weeks around here...saw Motley Crue at their induction into the Guitar Center’s Rock Walk and managed to score two tickets to the L..A. listening party on June 10th.....working on getting an asbsolutely kick-ass summer job...the usual. Anything interesting happen on the jam in the last three weeks? I see we’re still on the which country is better crap. All is as it should be. Richie P.S. D-man: e-mail me ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 03 Jun 1997 01:15:53 -0400 From: Adam To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: (Already) Infamous Buster Post :) Message-ID: >Until then, I'm removing Ytsejam subscription instructions from my >web site. Not as a statement to the list, but to prevent any would-be >jammers from hearing the negative slander about their favorite >band members. Yes folks, some people sign up because they love JLB. > >Think I'm over-reacting? Well maybe you're right, but that's how strongly >I feel about Dream Theater...as a whole. Tho' I'm not gonna quote that entire chapter in Ytsejam history, I must reply. In the last bout of what you term "JLB Ragging" I said I bleeved that the true indicator of any good musician (or vocalist if you prefer) is his live performances. I love JLB's album work, but, as I said in that last thread a couple of weeks ago, from the boots I have alot of his shows aren't up to the standard I set for a professional vocalist. I fought _hard_ supporting LaBrie over Tate in the queensryche newsgroup, but as I collect more tapes I've found I really can't do that anymore. Someone mentioned the Home for the Holidays tour. Listen to the entire El-N-Gee show (not just the parts on Bahr's TDoW), for example, and you'll see what I'm getting at. Under a Glass Moon, just the second song in the show, was atrocious. Surrounded wasn't quite as bad, but still wasn't what most would consider good (IMO). He was supposedly perfectly healthy for these shows, and there were only 3 or 4 of them. I would have hoped he would have been a bit better than what he was. I don't know if he's lost it at all, but I haven't heard a REALLY good show from James since Milan in Novemember of '93, where (IMO) he gave the best show of his career with DT. As for #8 and #9 on your list, you really need to think things through before sending them. Apparently, according to what I understand from your message, critics actually have to be professional vocalists in order to criticize LaBrie. This list is for DT discussion, not for fawning all over them and being able to see no wrong. LaBrie sometimes has problems live. If you say otherwise you're 1) not familiar with their material or 2) just plain wrong. The Ronnie Scott's portion of ACOS doesn't count either, with the re-done vocals. As for the comment about the band "not having any idea they were being recorded" on bootlegs - surely you see how horrible a point that is. If they only try to give a good performance when they know they're being recorded I'd lose a whole lotta respect for them. But I know they don't feel that way, so your point is completely off base. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and I respect yours as I'm a big LaBrie fan as well, but please try to keep the hits against other members and the really assinine comments to yourself. Take care... Adam ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 2 Jun 1997 23:26:39 -0400 From: "Lauren Glenn" To: Subject: Re: coupla questions Message-ID: ---- From: Carlos Alfaro To: Multiple recipients of list Date: Monday, June 02, 1997 20:26 Subject: coupla questions >In 2112 overture.. theres this riff ...i know ive heard it somewhere in >working man..and also kinda in the temple of syrinx,i wanna know which >song off of working man has that riff.. (i lent my copy of working man >about 3 or 4 listens after I bought it and havent gotten it back yet) Is the one you're talking about the one at the end of Fates' version of Closer to the Heart? It's probably about a minute or so before the lyrics start of 2112. Lauren ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 2 Jun 1997 18:53:41 -0700 (PDT) From: email_address_removed (Shane Liebling) To: email_address_removed Subject: Just a few thoughts... Message-ID: Hello all from sunny southern California... I have been way too busy to write as much as I would like and God knows I have way too many back Jams to go through but I would like to say a few things. Firstly, I thought I was going to be screwed coming back down here from Berkeley on the music front. Up there you can find almost anything you want used, aka cheap. I thought I was going to be coming back to the high priced world of LA where the cheapest buy I was going to find was at Best Buy. Well I was wrong. I think I am going to be dropping by my friendly neighborhood Warehouse quite often... they have a huge used selection for dirt cheap. I didn't have the money today, but as soon as I do I am going to pick up a $4.99 copy of SG Carved In Stone. And I thought I was screwed... Now I need to see if they have any Marillion, which brings me to my next point... A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away I had a friend named Steve who turned me on to this one band, I think it was called something like Nightmare Cinema, no... oh yeah Dream Theater. But all kidding aside, this is the guy who got me into Prog (and Steve if you are reading this, you are the man and thanks for everything!). But he also gave me a tape copy of the second CD of Marillion's The Thieving Magpie. I thought it was pretty cool, but nothing incredible. I have rediscovered this jewel and I think I may soon wear the tape heads out with it. This stuff is incredible and the vocals are amazing! So I am planning on both looking for a used version of The Thieving Magpie, Grasping At Straws, and Misplaced Childhood (this one especially). And finally onto something of an offbeat note -> the Dark Side/ Wizard of Oz connection. As far as I know there is something to this rumor. A huge group of friends of mine did this one night and scared the shit out of themselves because of how true it was. The part in "Us And Them" with the lyrics "...black, and blue..." has amaziingly perfect timing to two shots of the wicked witch (wearing black) and Dorothy (wearing blue). But I heard you start it after the second roar... oh well... Back to you regularly scheduled Ytsejam. -Shane (Mr. Where Has He Been?) Currently listening to:Jimi Hendrix: The Ultimate Experience PS: If anyone is interested, Accomplice is playing this Friday in Lakewood, CA, e-mail me for details if you are interested (Dr. Mosh?). I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? "A Supermarket In California" - Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 3 Jun 1997 07:29:53 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Jeff Keifling) To: email_address_removed Subject: TSM single Message-ID: >> What version of the single were you looking at? I got the Silent Man cd >>single and all it's got for bonus tracks is TTT (Demo) and Eve. Eve is >>most excellent, btw. Maybe it was Eve. I get them mixed up cuz I've never heard either one. I still wouldn't pay ten bucks for one song though. Sorry for the Con-Fusion. ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2605 **************************