YTSEJAM Digest 2481 Today's Topics: 1) Re: John Kalodner: John Kalodner by email_address_removed.ne.jp (Keiji Nishihara) 2) Chicken by Soul Madness 3) New Motley Clue by email_address_removed.ne.jp (Keiji Nishihara) 4) Re: Metallica regressing by Brian 5) INFO!! by email_address_removed (toppii) 6) Re: DoW by Brian 7) Nightmare Cinema by "Jonathan Dery" 8) Caught In Alice's Nine Inch Tool Garden?? by Soul Madness 9) Queensryche and technology (ndtc) by Glenn Pillsbury 10) New Producer by Mark Metzger 11) dreamtheater.com by Partha Mukhopadhyay 12) Shows in NL by Mark Metzger 13) Re: Chicken by "Vincent G. LuPone" 14) DT Boots... by Adam 15) Re: New Producer by Polo Santos 16) Back Home and Good News!! (fwd) by The Digital Man 17) TDOW questions answered by durnik 18) Don't ya just love it!! NEW ALBUM NEWS!!!! by durnik ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 21 Apr 1997 01:48:08 +0900 From: email_address_removed.ne.jp (Keiji Nishihara) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: John Kalodner: John Kalodner Message-ID: At 21:55 1997.4.19 -0700, Cygnus wrote: >I would like to humbly request an answer to a question that has plagued >me for awhile. Well, not plagued, but I am curious as to what the answer >is. As one who studies the liners of my CDs, I have seen a lot of >John Kalodner: John Kalodner. What does that mean? Who is this guy? I >fogure that someone in Ytse land knows. Alright. The guy John Kalodner is doing A&R at Sony (works for Aerosmith,Journey,maybe re-union Ratt) right now. The meaning of John Kalodner: John Kalodner is "Nobody can do what he can" There's no substitute of John Kalodner except John Kalodner. Thanks. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- -Keiji Nishihara  Doshisha Uni. Electric/Electronic Material Lab. Semiconductor ARRAY KYOTO JAPAN email_address_removed.ne.jp email_address_removed.ac.jp ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 97 12:52 EDT From: Soul Madness To: email_address_removed Subject: Chicken Message-ID: The Dream Theater and Queensryche chicken jokes had me laughing my ass off. How about one for Savatage, Fates Warning, or even some good non-prog metal bands??? Don Compton email_address_removed http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/5784 ...so many times, I tried and failed to gather my courage reach again for that nail, life's been like dragging feet through sand and never finding the promised land.... Queensryche- Promised Land ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Apr 1997 01:52:54 +0900 From: email_address_removed.ne.jp (Keiji Nishihara) To: email_address_removed Subject: New Motley Clue Message-ID: Hi! I had a chance to hear cupple of songs from new Motley Crue album on the radio,and those songs really rocked me. They still have the ability to entertain me. just a quick message. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- -Keiji Nishihara  Doshisha Uni. Electric/Electronic Material Lab. Semiconductor ARRAY KYOTO JAPAN email_address_removed.ne.jp email_address_removed.ac.jp ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 13:03:09 -0700 From: Brian To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Metallica regressing Message-ID: > Hey, I heard a rumor that... apparently in Hit Parader Magazine, > March 97, there's an interview w/ Lars Ulrich where he is quoted as saying > the new Metallica CD will sound like a cross of "Metallica" and "Master of > Puppets". > > Hmmm, what can I say other than HOLY SHIT!!! That would be awesome. > Well, I just hope it's true. If anyone has anything to back up this rumor > (such as the actual article) please let me know. Thanks. Well, if it's true, he's talking about the album AFTER the next one, because I've seen many interviews with Lars saying album number 7 will be Load pt 2 because there was 2 CDs worth of material in the Load sessions, and Load was supposed to be a double but they decided to release one disk, tour, then release the other and tour again. ======================================================================== "Are you gonna bark all day, little ----- doggie, or are you gonna ---- ------------- ---- bite?"-Micheal Madsen, ---- - ---- Reservoir Dogs -- - - - - - - - -- "Just victims of the in-house - - - - - - - drive-by. They say jump, - - -- - -- - - you say 'How high?"-Rage -- - - - - - - - -- Against The Machine ---- - - - ---- later--------------Brian ---- ------------- ---- ----- ======================================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Apr 1995 12:59:34 -0300 From: email_address_removed (toppii) To: Ytsejam digest Subject: INFO!! Message-ID: Hey everybody I'm working on a Dream Theater term paper and i need all the info i can get, interveiws, articles, everything!! Latta Boo! ~g-HOsT ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 13:06:25 -0700 From: Brian To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: DoW Message-ID: > is "dream and day" an instrumental OaMoT? becuz that would make > it even way better, seeing as how OaMoT is my current fave DT song..... > No, stupid, I have plenty of lyrics to me ;) ======================================================================== "Are you gonna bark all day, little ----- doggie, or are you gonna ---- ------------- ---- bite?"-Micheal Madsen, ---- - ---- Reservoir Dogs -- - - - - - - - -- "Just victims of the in-house - - - - - - - drive-by. They say jump, - - -- - -- - - you say 'How high?"-Rage -- - - - - - - - -- Against The Machine ---- - - - ---- later--------------Brian ---- ------------- ---- ----- ======================================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 13:55:57 -0400 From: "Jonathan Dery" To: email_address_removed Subject: Nightmare Cinema Message-ID: > There's a new band in town and they can kick DT's ass! They're called > "Nightmare Cinema". Here's the lineup: Vocals: JLB; Keys: JM; Drums: JP; > Bass: MP; Guitar: DS. This awesome 'band' played "Perfect Strangers" and > words like 'hilarious' don't even begin to describe this perfomance! > Unbelievable! Wow! You're not going to believe this but a couple of years ago, I was crankin' DT in my car, and a friend of mine said "You're so obsesed with these guys that you are going to call your next band Dream Theater". I turned and gave him a dirty look and cooly replied "Nah. I wouldn't go that far. It would be more like... ...Nightmare Cinema!" This was followed by him groaning and rolling his eyes. Anyways. This sounds like it was a riot. Sounds like a classic gig to me. I would go to great lengths to get a copy of this. Anybody have any details?!!!!! -Jon Dery ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 97 14:30 EDT From: Soul Madness To: email_address_removed Subject: Caught In Alice's Nine Inch Tool Garden?? Message-ID: Just a quick question- what exactly is Caught In Alice's Nine Inch Tool Garden, anyhow. If I recall, it will be a track on Darkest Of Winters but I'm curious now before I get it (which is on order). Thanks Don ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 11:45:50 -0800 From: Glenn Pillsbury To: email_address_removed Subject: Queensryche and technology (ndtc) Message-ID: Jammers- I was wondering if anybody had any ideas where I might find interviews with Queensryche where their views on technology are discussed. I would like to find some statements by the band members as to the interesting split between their socially oriented lyrics warning of the rapid dehumanization process taking place in the modern world, and their personal embrace of technology in performing. I am thinking here, for instance, of their total wirelessness in concerts (which makes them appear to be able to amplify their voices and instruments without the usual "human" mic cables), but there are many other examples. I know of one interview a few years ago in GFTPM when PL was released, but I was hoping some of you really huge QR fans had any other sources. Have there been any fan-oriented biography type things written on them where such issues are raised? Anyway, thanks for your help. Private e-mail would be appreciated: email_address_removed. Glenn ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 15:00:03 -0400 From: Mark Metzger To: "'(ytsejam)'" Subject: New Producer Message-ID: >> I DON'T MEAN TO START A RUMOR HERE, but could you possibily >> be referring to Kevin Shirley? He's a really hot producer right now, having >> worked w/Silverchair, and the new ones from both Journey and Aerosmith. >> It might be him because after the petition, the label would be more likely >> to shell out the big bucks to pay for a name brand producer. Oh yeah, in >> case you didn't catch it the first time: I DON'T MEAN TO START A >> RUMOR HERE. >> Richie In fact, this will reportedly be the case if the record label can work things out with him. He was at the show in Amsterdam and liked what he heard quite a lot. The downside of this (which was mentioned before) is that he indeed is pushing for a 60 minute (single) CD. I believe that his intent is to create a more commercial (or at least more commercially successful) DT but I dont know this for a fact, just my guess. Reportedly MP is trying to put as much material on the CD that will fit. At-a-boy Mike !! Later, Mark Metzger email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 15:10:27 -0400 (EDT) From: Partha Mukhopadhyay To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: dreamtheater.com Message-ID: apparently there's a company out there with the same name as the band, which specializes in new media entertainment.....i guess like mamking web pages and CD-Roms and stuff........... so, when DT gets big enough to get their own CD-Rom like QR did coupla years ago.....should the company named dream theater create it for the band? check out the site at www.dreamtheater.com partha (i'm sure somebody has mentioned it before, just not so that I noticed....) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 15:15:11 -0400 From: Mark Metzger To: "'(ytsejam)'" Subject: Shows in NL Message-ID: Some random, non contiguous, rambling thoughts after the return from the three (count 'em) shows in NL which is a very fun country to visit if you enjoy having a good time. First and foremost, thanks to past and present jammers who got me tickets. Really decent of you. Importantly, repeat after me. "JP is really on top of his game." Nobody seems to mention this in their reviews (????) but his playing leaves me in awe. Not that this wasn't the case previously, but at these shows he showed me everything. Maybe people have been lulled into expecting this level day in and day out, I dont know how/why. Absolutely brilliant. The Melkweg was a really decent place to see a show. Great sound system. The best that I have heard DT sound yet. The Noordlight (sp?) was a decent enough venue with terraced platforms for good sightlines but the sound system was pretty lame. Supposedly, Tilburg has built a new complex (with three differently sized halls) so maybe the next shows there will be better although gawd is Tilburg in the middle of nowhere. I'm pretty poor with my geography being from the US, but I think it was near some country like Albania or Belgium or something ......:) It would have been nice to have more varied setlists (even Enchant who were really decent as a warmup band mixed things up a bit), but if you had to ask for a setlist, this would have to be close to the best. Especially two shows back to back in the same city. Peruvian Skies and Lines in the Sand remain far and wide my favorites of the new stuff. I really hope that they dont let some clown water these songs down when they record them. The biggest highlight for me was the extended version of Another Hand/The Killing Hand. The slower jazzy part in the middle was great. Great to see Derek fitting in so well with the band. I even heard the keys in the mix a little. Really. And, James sounded really great - especially in Amsterdam. Thanks need to go out to MP for putting on one hell of a show each of the nights despite being sick as a motherfucker, especially in Tilburg. James does, however, need to take a few lessons on crowd management. At the second Tilburg show, he got himself in quite a bit of a pickle. Well, the incident started when Derek got a hold of James' mike and made a joking reference to James sounding like David Lee Roth. This quickly deteriorating situation was not helped one bit by the fact that each of the boys started playing VH and DLR excerpts although it was funny as all hell. James motioned a few times for the boys to cut the shit and I really believe that he was completely pissed off. Then a heckler or two says something. James = "What is this - some kind of fucking circus ?" (said at every show ??) One particularly Rude Heckler says something James = "What do you think we are, a fucking jukebox ? (note no humor conveyed) Do we look like a fucking jukebox ? Did you pay all that money to yell at a fucking jukebox ?" (me now remembering that the prices indeed were a bit high) Rude Heckler continues to say something James = "Shut the *fuck* up" (very stern tone, note no humor at all) Heckler says something more James = "If you dont shut the *fuck* up, I'm going to come out and kick your ass" At this point, Mike is pleading with his hands to try to calm these people down. James had really painted himself into a corner. If the hecklers said almost one more thing, I really feel that James would have left the stage. He really had no choice. I think that James needs to lighten up, if this is possible. The rest of the band seemed really mischievous, humorous and fun and this is probably the best way to handle a situation like this. James should take lessons from frontmen like Fish on how to handle these situations because they are bound to keep surfacing. Its best to humor them and try to let them get their steam out. And definitely dont back yourself into a corner with them. He actually came across as just as rude and childish as the hecklers. >> Trail/trial of tears. >> Oh! Oh! Oh! What's it sound like? I am very poor at articulating thoughts on a new song until I have had a few listens, but I do know that it was about 12 minutes long. I had trouble identifying the song structure for the first 1/2 of the song due in part to the poor sound system but the last 1/2 was a bit more easier to follow and seemed to flow well. Neil Elliot is really a decent person and I want that silver majesty lapel pin !!!!!! He said that there were rumors of "increased material" being made available to fanclub members in some form. Hmmmm. Tits on a Ritz !! If ever there was a petition to be circulated it should be to Neil to make this a reality. What a great idea. Especially if some producer is going to eliminate the material that is "less accessible" from the official releases. Finally, hello to Bart, Rudy (rip), Graham and Cob - had a lot of fun watching fat Frank sing Wild Thing, etc. !! To Graham - beware of all that cola. Could be a sign of a problem. Have you fallen asleep yet ?? Should have gotton right back on the horse. Later, Mark Metzger email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 13:05:24 -0600 From: "Vincent G. LuPone" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Chicken Message-ID: At 10:16 AM 4/20/97 -0700, you wrote: >The Dream Theater and Queensryche chicken jokes had me laughing my ass off. >How about one for Savatage, Fates Warning, or even some good non-prog metal >bands??? > Heheh :) Okay, here's a non-prog metal band chicken story. Enjoy! This angst filled chicken begins by running across the road as fast and furiously as it can and it begins to attract some attention early on. Sensing this, it refine's it's running style into a well-polished, Lightning-fast stride. Out of nowhere darts a speeding bus and rips off one of the chicken's wings, its favorite wing. VERY quickly paramedics fix up the chicken and give it a wing transplant. While still a good wing, it doesn't even compare to the severed one. ...And the chicken runs again, but he's getting tired now and he's getting older and he begins to slow down. The public seems to like this slower, cleaner approach, but the people who were behind the chicken from the start feel betrayed that he didn't keep up the fast pace. He seems to maybe have lost the ferociousness he once had, but some still believe he has it in him somewhere. Now the chicken stands in the middle of the road pondering the question, "Which direction should I go now?" Anyone up for guesses as to who this band is? It should be blatantly obvious :) Peace and love, and good happiness stuff, ~Vince =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= | http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/6933 | -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 16:07:41 -0400 From: Adam To: email_address_removed Subject: DT Boots... Message-ID: Just curious if anyone on here is a DT/Rush/progressive analog boot trader. If so, send me your list and I'll return mine. Thanks much... Adam email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 15:11:01 -0500 From: Polo Santos To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: New Producer Message-ID: Mark Metzger wrote: > > > In fact, this will reportedly be the case if the record label can work > things out with him. He was at the show in Amsterdam and liked what he > heard quite a lot. The downside of this (which was mentioned before) is > that he indeed is pushing for a 60 minute (single) CD. I believe that > his intent is to create a more commercial (or at least more commercially > successful) DT but I dont know this for a fact, just my guess. > Reportedly MP is trying to put as much material on the CD that will fit. > > > At-a-boy Mike !! > I don't really get it. Why bother pushing for a 60 minute cd when you have the 74+ minutes worth of material. I would think that a 60 minute cd would be just as commercially successful as a 74 minute one, because last time I checked, a 60 m. cd still costs the same as an 80 minute one...maybe this new producer is a lazy fuck? So we've all heard it stated that DT will probably release just a single cd this time around, and I'll guess that we all grudgingly agree that this WILL be the case, so let me ask this. Wouldn't we all be as happy as furry little woodland creatures to see the boys change their image if we got a double cd release out of it? If smashing pumpkins can put one out... Polo ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 16:51:28 -0400 (EDT) From: The Digital Man To: "I love you, you love me..." Subject: Back Home and Good News!! (fwd) Message-ID: Hey, folks. I just got some mail from Mike with some very good news. Here's a small snippet: Anyway, the main reason I am rushing out this email instead of sleeping, is to FINALLY pass on the Official Word that we will begin recording the long-overdue new Dream Theater album next month (May) with producer Kevin Shirley (Aerosmith, Journey, Rush). The projected completion is around August, and if that stays on schedule then the projected release would be late Sept./ Oct. There is no album title or track listing as of yet... That's the news! Party on! -d ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Digital Man \|/ ____ \|/ Secretary & Webmaster email_address_removed "@'/ ,. \`@" UVM Comp Sci Student Assn email_address_removed /_| \__/ |_\ "He won't need a bed http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo \__U_/ He's a digital man" - Peart ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Maintainer of the Official Dream Theater Frequently Asked Questions List http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo/dtfaq.html ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 13:52:13 -0700 (MST) From: durnik To: email_address_removed Subject: TDOW questions answered Message-ID: Hi all!! "Dream and Day" from the upcoming TDOW CD was on a tape full of demos and material I got from the WDADU era. Ironically, the "A Vision" tape came from a different source. Dream and Day is, as far as I know, an instrumental not heard anywhere else in DT lore. It's rather short, and has an abrupt ending like Pull ME Under (or perhaps it's a real tape cut!) but it's really cool sounding. I think a lot of you will dig it. It sounds like... hmmm. I'm not sure! Like a cross between Where's My Thing and Ytsejam. The other WDADU demos will be featured on an upcoming CD, which may or may not wait for the real release (remember, I told DT I would slow down on releases so as not to steal their thunder here on the net). I had the tape of demos for a long time, and couldn't use it because I had promised my source I'd keep it under wraps. However just recently another source gave me a slightly clearer copy, and he didn't give a shit _what_ I did with it, so now that nobody would get in trouble for it, I'll use the material. I already have the next DT boot planned out, and it's a doozy. I'll tell you all this right now: everything on it is uncirculated. You may all hate me for this... remember two weeks ago when I got second row center for Rush on May 8th? Well, I got FRONT ROW CENTER for Queensryche on June 28th!! Melissa, me, and Nate Bradley will enjoy the view from up close and feel sorry for you folks in the grass. :) How did I get these awesome seats? I just found a ticketbastard outlet (in Gilbert town, of all places) that has a competent clerk that knows how to grab the good seats fast. Get this: I was FOURTH in line! The first six people in line at this outlet got front row. Take care everyone... may health and prosperity follow you. - Mike Bahr - email_address_removed - http://www.goodnet.com/~durnik ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Apr 1997 13:55:15 -0700 (MST) From: durnik To: email_address_removed Subject: Don't ya just love it!! NEW ALBUM NEWS!!!! Message-ID: I just got this in... [this message from the drum guy we all know and admire] Hi Everybody!!! Well, We're back from our quick European mini-tour. [...] Anyway, the main reason I am rushing out this email instead of sleeping, is to FINALLY pass on the Official Word that we will begin recording the long-overdue new Dream Theater album next month (May) with producer Kevin Shirley (Aerosmith, Journey, Rush). The projected completion is around August, and if that stays on schedule then the projected release would be late Sept./ Oct. There is no album title or track listing as of yet... That will all happen during the recording process.... THAT IS THE OFFICIAL WORD WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR....... pass it on...the wait is over!! [end] YEE HAW!!! Finally, the word on the new album, right from the source. And that means I just get to sit tight and release the next DT boot in November or so. :) - Mike Bahr - email_address_removed - http://www.goodnet.com/~durnik ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2481 **************************