YTSEJAM Digest 2474 Today's Topics: 1) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2470 by Joe Wright 2) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2473 by Chris Ptacek 3) and now your host.. Big swifty!! by email_address_removed (bruce forst) 4) YTSEJAM digest 2.473 * 10^3 by "The Notorious B.I.G. S.W.I.F.T.Y." 5) Superior by Kramer 6) Re: hair by "Dale R. Newberry" 7) RE: Symphony X by email_address_removed 8) RE: Yanni by email_address_removed 9) THE COUNTDOWN IS ON! by email_address_removed (Dr. Mosh) 10) Superior in 'The Saint' by Bernd Basmer 11) Re: hair ahhh by Mark Smeets 12) The release date by Hervé Baïle 13) hair by email_address_removed 14) dont speak by "Rip, Cow Virtuoso" 15) Majesty demos and rerecording... by Sebastjan Videc 16) all right Pat... by Buck Stodgers 17) OZZFEST by Buck Stodgers 18) Strapping Young Lad by "Raivo Hool" 19) Silly, silly me... by Buck Stodgers ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:38:38 -0700 From: Joe Wright To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2470 Message-ID: someone said: > No, no, no. Have you ever seen Derek and Dave Navarro of the Chili Peppers > in the same room together? No? Case closed. AHAAAAA! I have found new evidence! Who he really looks like is Chandler's psycho roommate on Friends. I think the guy is also on some show called "relativity" and he is a dead ringer for Derek. The Joser Danny Wuerffel for prez! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:56:44 -0500 From: Chris Ptacek To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2473 Message-ID: >From: luis vargas >Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2455 > Deja f**kin' vu. I can't believe everyone let this crap go >untouched for so long. Usually, opinions of this sort get butchered within >hours...not to mention followed by endless hate-mail. Yours truly has >learned his lesson well, it's time for this dolt to learn his... Some people are more mature and can pass that shit by. > If *YOU* think No Doubt's songs are so simplistic (that you can write >them in your sleep), I'd sure as s**t like to see you LIST the chords (all >28 or so- verse, pre-chorus, chorus, & bridge) to 'Don't Speak', >consecutatively, right here... Who is "You" Do you want me to do it? I can do this for you. But you know what? Don't ask someone to "f**kin" post this to the jam, unless you think it's truly valuable to the list. Think a minute.... how many people here do you think WANT to see these chords? > If "you" don't respond within a week, I'll list them myself, followed >of course by a few "opinions" of my own... >Good f**kin' luck..and don't forget to start w/ the right key I think you have problems. Seek help. Chris W. Ptacek Musician and Listener A.K.A Madsman, on IRC "Can we search for inspiration -- those ideas that just come from 'nowhere'? They don't surface when you're tHiNKinG. They just come. What we CAN do is make fertile the ground on which idea seeds fall." - Michael Hedges ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:58:25 -0500 From: email_address_removed (bruce forst) To: email_address_removed Subject: and now your host.. Big swifty!! Message-ID: >> Five Gratuitous CD's: >> ===================== >> 1. Rush: Rush >> 2. Led Zeppelin: Houses of the Holy >> 3. Dream Theater: Live at the Marquee >> 4. Dar Williams: Mortal City >> 5. Metallica: Load > >> Adam D. Barnhart >Mark Peters says: >Dammit! Another 4/5! I've scored zillions of 3's, several 4's (this was >the third this week), but I've never managed the elusive 5. Maybe I >should buy some more CD's....Adam, if 5 Zappa CD's ever make their way >into your player at the same time, I'll be a winner! place your bets people!! $20 on the Dar williams as the disc he does NOT have. hmm.. I scored a 2 :( anybody wanna hazard a guess.. you'll win a special prize! I think it would be cool if a band just ceased to be seen publicly. No pictures anywhere, no appearances in the videos.. just the music. Live concerts would be just a black stage and in between songs you could hear them walking around and talking but unable to see a thing. then after the show they disappear out the back door. a totally anonymous band. I guess it would make a good gimmick. bruce Charlie Brown - "I gotta rock!" ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:13:14 -0500 From: "The Notorious B.I.G. S.W.I.F.T.Y." To: email_address_removed Subject: YTSEJAM digest 2.473 * 10^3 Message-ID: > If *YOU* think No Doubt's songs are so simplistic (that you can write > them in your sleep), I'd sure as s**t like to see you LIST the chords (all > 28 or so- verse, pre-chorus, chorus, & bridge) to 'Don't Speak', > consecutatively, right here... You're kidding, right? > 1) For you wanting to order from them. I ordered 5 discs total (2 double > discs, and 1 single), and they took my order. I think that counts as a 5 > disk limit to them...at least as it seems to me. > 2) How long did it take for y'all of you who have ordered from them to > get your stuff? I wouldn't answer this here, except a lot of 'jammers took advantage of the big "Going out of Business" sale. I ordered about 9 or 10 days ago, and when I get my shit, I'll let you know. > Just remember how Metallica's sound changed after they shortened their hair. Just remember how Metallica's sound changed when they became old enough to buy beer legally. > No, look at Myung. He always seems to be philosophizing something, > pondering Longfellow or Clint Black or something... :) heheh...Derek is the real philosopher, though. He's always repeating the mantra of Tim McGraw in his mind..."Don't Take the Blonde" :) > the soundtrack for the movie "The Saint". The names of all > these bands began flashing on the screen, and to my amazement > SUPERIOR flashes up. I have seen this twice now, and its > driving me crazy. Hey, Bernd is this you guys or just some > other band with the same name? The "Superior" of which you speak, unfortunately, is a different band. They lean considerably more toward the alternative side of the spectrum. Mark Peters email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 02:18:32 -0400 (EDT) From: Kramer To: email_address_removed Subject: Superior Message-ID: I don't think Superior in The Saint is the good Superior. I think it's the R&B Superior. But we all know who the superior Superior is. -C# ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:40:16 +0000 From: "Dale R. Newberry" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: hair Message-ID: Hey, I remember reading an article on Fear Factory when they opened for Maiden in St. Louis. It mentioned something about how it was interesting that FF, being the intense, heavy act they are, were opening for a "hair band" like Iron Maiden. Maiden? A hair band? I mean, they have long hair, but they are definitely NOT pretty-boy hair types. Image means little to me. Dale R. Newberry ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:01:02 -0700 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: RE: Symphony X Message-ID: >I'm new here and I would like to ask your opinon about Simphony X. ---------- BUY THEM NOW!!! AND GET ANGRA, TOO!!! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 00:11:17 -0700 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: RE: Yanni Message-ID: >-C. Glover ---------- Crispin? ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:12:31 -0700 From: email_address_removed (Dr. Mosh) To: email_address_removed Subject: THE COUNTDOWN IS ON! 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What a massive waste of bandwidth!! -The Doc -- #$%*#$*@ E-MAIL: email_address_removed #$%#$#$% *$%&%#$* Global Micro Solutions #$#$#@@# *$*$*$*# Reality Enhancement Software - Engineering Reality *$&#*#@$ #$@#$#@# http://www.gmsnet.com/progmetal @#$@##@$ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 10:28:42 +0200 From: Bernd Basmer To: email_address_removed Subject: Superior in 'The Saint' Message-ID: Hi! Just to inform you... NO, this is not us, who did that soundtrack. There seems to be another band called Superior and we already try to get rid of this. Bye. Bernd. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Bernd Basmer | | Zentrum fuer Informations- und | | Kommunikationstechnik | | 66424 Homburg/Saar | | | | Tel.: 06841/162166 | | Fax : 06841/162463 | | Email: email_address_removed.de | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 18 Apr 1996 01:28:51 PST From: Mark Smeets To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: hair ahhh Message-ID: ** Reply to note from email_address_removed 04/17/97 1:06pm -0700 Hello, My name is Mark...and I have long hair :) The official "hair anon" mailing list Mark/Stranger0 *You must unlearn, what you have learned, only then, will you have learned something. - Yoda, Star Wars *I have learned, that I know nothing - Mark Smeets *You have not yet completed your training - Yoda, Star Wars Check out the Megadeth Faq: http://www.smartt.com/~jsmeets/stranger/Front.htm My Page: http://www.smartt.com/~jsmeets/stranger/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 10:28:09 +0200 From: Hervé Baïle To: email_address_removed Subject: The release date Message-ID: <33573099.1A93@ceram.fr> Hi out there !!! Just give me a possible date of release for the next album of DT... Because I never get one seriously. The length & all others interesting informations are welcome... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 01:44:00 -0700 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: hair Message-ID: "I'm not going bald, I'm just getting more head." ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 06:45:43 -0500 From: "Rip, Cow Virtuoso" To: Heavy Metal Computer Nerds Subject: dont speak Message-ID: > >> If *YOU* think No Doubt's songs are so simplistic (that you can write >> them in your sleep), I'd sure as s**t like to see you LIST the chords (all >> 28 or so- verse, pre-chorus, chorus, & bridge) to 'Don't Speak', >> consecutatively, right here... > >You're kidding, right? > he's not kidding. an older friend o mine who's constantly gigging, one of which bands is a cover band, plays this song. now this dude can rip off yngwie, JP, Moorse, whoever.. in his sleep. but the one song he complains about in his setlist for its difficulty is Dont Speak. its got insane chord use, and a real bitch to memorize and play. you should try it sometime :) ~Rip ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 14:36:22 +0200 From: Sebastjan Videc To: "No religion,just music and DT" Subject: Majesty demos and rerecording... Message-ID: <33576AC6.7EC@uni-mb.si> If this thing about $20 to be collected is on, I hope it won't happen like with the DT tribute... 
 
    What's with that DT tribute? 
    Vince and Jazz(I think)... 

About image: I think that black fits them very well. Is there anybody who thinks like me, that JP looks nothing like himself comparing photos on  AWAKE and I&W? 
    James' locks are killing me... What would happen if his would become straight(like JM's for example)? 

    I hope this post won't be in HTML... if it is, blame Billiboy Doors(Gates for nerds)... 
-- 
Sebastjan Videc aka StDeVil on IRC 
Sebastjan.Videc@uni-mb.si 

 <<- And from an Ivory tower hears her call 
     Let the light surround you!!! ->> 
      Kevin Moore 
------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 08:39:17 -0700 From: Buck Stodgers To: email_address_removed Subject: all right Pat... Message-ID: Hey... Merlo just informed me how you duped me (and some others) into believing that message was Skadz, and I have to say I'm upset!! Upset of course that I didn't think of it first... DOH! Aw, it's still funny anyway... -- Andrew Forcier List Manager - Saigon Kick Mailing List email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 09:10:34 -0700 From: Buck Stodgers To: email_address_removed Subject: OZZFEST Message-ID: Hello, The Giant Stadium and Blockbuster Center tickets for OZZ FEST go on sale tomorrow and are $40 (for GS, dunno BC). If anyone knows if they handed out wristbands, please let me know. Otherwise, happy ticket getting and see you at the show! -- Andrew Forcier List Manager - Saigon Kick Mailing List email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 17:18:22 +0200 From: "Raivo Hool" To: email_address_removed Subject: Strapping Young Lad Message-ID: > YES!~! these guys RRRRROOOCK. its primarily devin townsend, steve > vai's front man for sex and religion. he simply goes apeshit. i > believe the latest release is called "city," i've heard a bit of it > so far, and it kills me. the other album released was "heavy as a > heavy thing" the name being difinitive of the music. YES! I find a kindred every now and then. I've yet to hear "City", but "Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing" basically kicked my butt so hard that my skin turned brown. (Today's version about how Michael Jackson tried to hit on Arnold Schwarzenegger and the latter's quote: "He mistook me for a little kid and I kicked his butt..."). The music is intense, the lyrics are full of anger and pretty childish. :-) "Because I worked for your fuckin' bullshit, I worked for your fuckin' lies, now I'm working on the edge with a thousand times the stress so I can damn you down to size." Remember being 16 and pissed a mondo deal? The guy said, "I think I won't be doing this stuff after 10 years 'cause this is not the kind of thing I'm overly proud of." Anyone heard Townsend's Ocean Machine? It's been told to be the best the guy has ever done, some tribal techno combined with metal and ambient. Hearing is believing. Do not click here to continue. Raitz Be reasonable -- demand the impossible! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 10:42:35 -0700 From: Buck Stodgers To: email_address_removed Subject: Silly, silly me... Message-ID: Hello, A certain Mr. Griffin wrote: >Don't jump the gun there, Chris, it's only April, there's still a good 8 >months for someone to snatch the title. :) I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. I will not trust Pat's posts. Just picture the chalkboard at the beginning of The Simpsons. :-) Methinks I'll start getting in ack mode to save myself from being shamed like this... Aw hell, I'd still shame myself somehow! >When are people gonna learn that in order to make good music, you have >to have long hair? If you don't grow your hair long, you can't write. >It's impossible. Does this mean that Derek sucks as a songwriter? But Eddie VH wrote some great stuph on Balance after he got a haircut. And remember: Joe Satriani is now bald. I fear the consequences... >Two words: Spice Boys. UUUUHHHHHH... (picture Homer thinking of a menage-a-trois with Patty and Selma) > You would not guess how many times I was ignored in the late 80's early >90's at music stores until I played my "may I help you" riff. Interesting story: the guitar salesman at the place I used to shop in Western MA was telling me all about how EVH used a phase pedal on the first album, not a flanger. Then he demonstrated with a not so great rendition of Ain't Talkin... I picked up the guitar when he was done and played the phased solo section on I'm The One. He walked away. heheh... Of course, I have since lost that music too. Five years can screw with your memory... I can't play most of those Mr. Big solos I used to know by heart. Oh, wait. That's not such a bad thing... > If *YOU* think No Doubt's songs are so simplistic (that you can write >them in your sleep), I'd sure as s**t like to see you LIST the chords >(all 28 or so- verse, pre-chorus, chorus, & bridge) to 'Don't Speak', >consecutatively, right here... Silly boy, we have Guitar World to save us the trouble of avoiding figuring out dreck like this. :P Oh, and I can write in my sleep, its playing in my sleep that's giving me problems... >Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2455 Oh, and try reading the 15 subsequent Jams full of No Doubt posts before you start up your Ode to Stalin tirade. :S On a related note, I noticed that last month, the Birch Hill had booked Jagged Little Pill, a tribute to Alanis Morrissette. The implications of this kind of event are mindblowing. I'm thinking of creating a tribute to Buckwheat and Alfalfa from Our Gang. Who's in? -- Andrew Forcier List Manager - Saigon Kick Mailing List email_address_removed ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2474 **************************