YTSEJAM Digest 2469 Today's Topics: 1) by Basselope 2) Ozz Fest by "Dale R. Newberry" 3) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2466 by ITCHAK SCHWARZBARD 4) QUEENSRYCHE TOUR (NDTC) by Mark Hatch-Miller 5) Derek Satriani by email_address_removed (Mark Lampert) 6) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2468 by email_address_removed (Michael Bradley) 7) Unsubscription and Subscription by Pat Griffin 8) Re: Monopoly Soundtrack by 2112 9) Queensryche Tour by Chris Ptacek 10) RE: questions by email_address_removed 11) DT last night in Tilburg, Holland by "Patrick Sebel" 12) Fucking bulbs! by Chris Oates 13) Re: DT last night in Tilburg, Holland by The Digital Man 14) Re: WDATU by "Einar B. Gilberg" 15) Re: QR PL Land Tour Boot by email_address_removed (Dr. Mosh) 16) My Homepage by Bernd Basmer 17) Dokken / QR ?? by "Eddie J Cooper" 18) Yes! by "SchuBert" 19) hair metal by Chip Alexander ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 22:23:06 -0500 From: Basselope To: email_address_removed Message-ID: how soon to tickets to Ozzfest go on sale for Chicago and how much is is for decent seats? -Maria _______________________ !_______________________! ! ! ! Opus & Bill ! ___!_______________________!____ (________________________________) / / \ \ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! _0/ \0_ ! ! \ \/ \/ / ! / \ ! / / \ \ \( )/ \ " " / \ / /\_______/\ / ! ! \ / __! !__ \ / ! \\_// ! \ / ! \_!-!_/ ! \ ! / ! / !_! \ ! \ ! ______!_!__!__/___\__!__!_!_______ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Kids...ten seconds of joy- ! ! 30 years of misery ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !__________________________________! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 22:33:52 +0000 From: "Dale R. Newberry" To: email_address_removed Subject: Ozz Fest Message-ID: >6/10 ST. LOUIS RIVERPORT AMPHITHEATRE TWO FREAKIN' DAYS AFTER RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THERE!!!!!!! Oh yeah, I think marilyn manson is playing the St. Louis date, too (Seems like I heard them mentioned on the radio). Dale R. Newberry ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 22:33:41 -0500 (CDT) From: ITCHAK SCHWARZBARD To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2466 Message-ID: > From: CLARK ABEL > > What is this, a fucking Haiku? > > You talk too fast > Stream of Conciousness is hard to read > this reminds me of the literary techniques I studied in 7th grade > Punctuation is good > > -Clark Hilarious!!! *No offense to people with a lack of a sense of humor secondary to limbic disorders. ------- > Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 14:44:43 -0400 (EDT) > From: email_address_removed > > speaking of spice girls and no doubt, two bands i sorta like myself, there > was a disturbing rumor i hear recently that involved gwen stefani's (no doubt > girl) stomach getting pumped for ingesting an excess of semen. nasty, eh? Didn't the same thing happen to Jon Bon Jovi a few years back. Must be a trend in popular music. *No offense to women, homosexual men, or anyone whose diet consists of strictly semisolid, gamete-containing fluids produced in male reproductive organs. ------ > 2. Jamiroquai: Traveling Without Moving These guys are awesome. Funky as hell, and jazzy at times, but kinda progressive too. Check out "Return of the Space Cowboy" if you're into a little variety. *No offense to people who are strict metalheads and hate variety. Also, no offense to people who think this post is too long, and people who have relatively little science backgrounds and might not understand some of my replies. E-mail me personally for clarifications. Its ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 20:43:23 -0700 From: Mark Hatch-Miller To: "email_address_removed" Subject: QUEENSRYCHE TOUR (NDTC) Message-ID: Screaming In Digital (http://www.scream.org) has a TON of Queensryche dates posted and so does ticketmaster.. just wanted to let everyone know because I hadn't heard anything about the Phoenix show on the radio, but I just found out this afternoon that the tickets are on sale this Saturday!! All Queensryche fans should definately check out the site so they dont miss out on the good tickets.. Oh yeah also.. The Megadeth Cyberarmy homepage (this is the fan club, FYI) just announced that Megadeth is doing a special show for fan club members only RIGHT HERE IN PHOENIX!! It is in July, the date, location, and price are TBA... but you can bet yer ass that Ill be there!! WOO HOO!! This summer is lookin great already.. - Front Row seat for Rush May 8! - Megadeth club show! - 2 weeks in Venezuela, possibly during the South American Monsters of Rock tour (which means i MIGHT see DT this summer!!) - Ozz Fest June 26 - Queensryche June 28 - Jazz Combo camp at U North Texas in July, followed by Yamaha sponsored drum camp the next week (w/ Gary Chaffee and Ed Soph instructing) - Aerosmith in July or August Dont know about the rest of ya'll but Im gonna have a DAMN good summer!!!! Mark ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Deep RUSH Thoughts: If the members of rush were not from canada,but rather from outer space, I think I would still like them, but perhaps I would be more frightened about them devouring my flesh than I am now. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 22:39:01 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Mark Lampert) To: Subject: Derek Satriani Message-ID: >.. just a suspicion... > >They're waiting to record until Derek has grown out his hair, so he'll >look like the others in the band. > > > >jazzmin I love it! take a look at Derek on the back of the ACOS cd..... does he not look like a trashed-out Joe Satriani? Like maybe Satch after a hard day of kicking YET MORE ass in the world of music? · • Colonel Mustard • · ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 23:57:35 -0400 From: email_address_removed (Michael Bradley) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2468 Message-ID: > So, if I am going to change them, do I need to buy exactly the >same model of the original one? Or, if I don't find them, can I use some >other? Hate to be a bearer of bad news, but if you're using a Marshall Valvestate amp, you'll have a hard time finding the tubes...there are none. -Mike B ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 23:18:19 -0500 (CDT) From: Pat Griffin To: ThE NuGgeTjAm Subject: Unsubscription and Subscription Message-ID: >From: email_address_removed (Steven R. Hargraves) >Subject: cancel subscription >=20 >What the address to cancel my subscription? >From: "David Palumbo" >Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2467 >=20 >Sorry to breach netiquette, but I have no idea how to unsubscribe from >this mailing list..Can the listserv operator kindly unsubscribe me? >Great mailing list, I just don't have the time anymore though...Thanks so >much. Ok, one last time for those of you who have deleted your subscription letter and have forgotten the procedure. Send a message to email_address_removed With a subject of: asdf The message body should read: You don't have the BALLS to kick me off the list! >From: christopher delp >Subject: list >=20 >please tell me how to sign up. i used to recieve the list, but changed >accts and wish to resubscribe We need to put this guy in touch with the other two. :) h t t p : / / w w w . m i s s o u r i . e d u / ~ c 6 7 5 3 1 1 / | Pat Griffin Reality=B2 Design | | email_address_removed email_address_removed | h t t p : / / w w w . m i s s o u r i . e d u / ~ c 6 7 5 3 1 1 / ------------------------------ =20 Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 23:20:17 -0500 From: Ryan P. Skadberg To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: asdf Message-ID: >From: email_address_removed (Steven R. Hargraves) >To: email_address_removed >Subject: asdf > >You don't have the BALLS to kick me off the list! Wanna bet? Skadz ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 01:16:11 -0500 (EST) From: 2112 To: email_address_removed Cc: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Monopoly Soundtrack Message-ID: > Hey, anyone got that Monopoly game by Westwood yet? If so, mail me, > I wanna stomp some butt over the net with it. :) > > Is it me or did Bela Fleck write the soundtrack for that? :) > I swear I hear Spunky and Clorissa in there somewhere. :) Does anybody else think that Bela Fleck and the Flecktones are an instrumental version of the Dave Matthews Band. "At last we meet again" (off of 3 flew over the cuckoo's nest) sounds a lot like DMB. Brandon ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:35:40 -0500 From: Chris Ptacek To: email_address_removed Subject: Queensryche Tour Message-ID: Hey guys and gals! Since Maddy didn't bring it up yet, I'm gonna do it for her. I was sitting at work, and I got a call from Maddy... I guess it turns out she just won 2 tickets to the QR show at the World Music Theater (one of the biggest venues in America, if I understand correctly... and it's about 20 minutes away. :) ) !!!!!!!!!!! This saves me over $60. They're playing in Alpine Valley too... wonder if I should buy tix to that too. :) I'm most pleased by this turn of events. :) Now, can any of you prove that you have a better GF? She got me into Queensryche in the first place! :) Chris W. Ptacek Musician and Listener A.K.A Madsman, on IRC "Can we search for inspiration -- those ideas that just come from 'nowhere'? They don't surface when you're tHiNKinG. They just come. What we CAN do is make fertile the ground on which idea seeds fall." - Michael Hedges ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 16 Apr 1997 23:48:02 -0700 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: RE: questions Message-ID: >rumor i hear recently that involved gwen stefani's >stomach getting pumped for ingesting an excess of semen. Yeah, her and Rod Stewart. Another Urban Myth. (Although, my friend works in a studio in L.A. and says Rod used to draw penises on the studio walls.) BTW, Chris, how do you pronounce your last name (Ptacek)? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 08:26:49 MET-2DST From: "Patrick Sebel" To: email_address_removed Subject: DT last night in Tilburg, Holland Message-ID: Hi, Last night DT played for the second time in Tilburg. I already attended the show in Amsterdam. Again it was a greeat show! Mike was having a lot of fun. He already threw away two sticks before Lie! During the breaks between the songs he wouldn't stop playing and John P. would come in and they just jammed away. When they were quite again James would announce the next song. When James came on stage he had his hair tied up on top of his head, all his hair covering his face. He was laughing about it, so he couldn't sing the first lines of ACOS. During the rest of the show the audience was asking several songs but James told them to f**ing shut up otherwise he would kick their ass. Later on he told the audince DT wasn't a jukebox and you didn't pay to see a jukebox. When someone asked Perfect Strangers, Derek (I hope i'm right on his name) started the first tunes on the keyboard but DT just went along with the show. While being the second time in Tilburg, they thought a lot of people already saw them the previous night so they skipped "Lines in the Sand (?)" and played "Trial of tears". The rest of the setlist was the same as usual. Anyway thanks to Edwin v. Hoof for arranging a ticket for me! Patrick Sebel ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:22:34 -0700 From: Chris Oates To: email_address_removed Subject: Fucking bulbs! Message-ID: >> > 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the jam >> > that the light bulb has been changed >> >> Okay, the light bulb was out, but it's okay now, I changed it. > >Funny, ya know. My light bulb just went out in my bathroom last >night. I hoped you used a Soft White GE bulb. Not too bright and >long lasting. What kinda bulb cover do you use anyway? ;) > Look, I'm tired of all this lightbulb crap polluting the Jam! Day in and day out it's nothing but "my light went out last night", and "Have you tried those new Sylvania bulbs with the soft yellow color and toaster attachment" Look, you brainless gimp, you can take all your burned out lightbulbs and plug them into your scrotums! Then you can walk around all day with the confident feeling that you've installed your own personal brake lights! Oh, wait ... are we not on that part of the cycle yet? Still on swapping stories of the grand lightbulb adventures of olde tymes? Darn, and me using my Red Dwarf emulation mode, too. What a complete fool I must seem, jumping the gun like that. __ /\ __ __\/__\/__ ~Chris \_||_/ /__||__\ http://www2.ucsc.edu/people/aspect/ // \ | \\ \| ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 03:43:28 -0400 (EDT) From: The Digital Man To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: DT last night in Tilburg, Holland Message-ID: On Thu, 17 Apr 1997, Patrick Sebel wrote: > While being the second time in Tilburg, they thought a lot of people > already saw them the previous night so they skipped "Lines in the > Sand (?)" and played "Trial of tears". The rest of the setlist was > the same as usual. Oh! Oh! Oh! What's it sound like? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Digital Man \|/ ____ \|/ Secretary & Webmaster email_address_removed "@'/ ,. \`@" UVM Comp Sci Student Assn email_address_removed /_| \__/ |_\ "He won't need a bed http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo \__U_/ He's a digital man" - Peart ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Maintainer of the Official Dream Theater Frequently Asked Questions List http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo/dtfaq.html ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 11:13:58 +0200 From: "Einar B. Gilberg" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: WDATU Message-ID: >***Rob*** wrote: > >I love that part from March of the Tyrant (I've never heard the >Majesty demos before :( ). Can anyone help me out in finding a copy of >these? If that little bit from MotT is a premonition of all the demos, >I NEED THEM (well, maybe not need, but would very much like to get). Check out this url: http://www.recordheaven.dk/ They sell records. Unfortunately, the website is in danish, but with this translation in mind, you will be able to order the CD: Søgning - search :) I guess you may get it in an easier/cheaper way, but nevertheless, you know you have the opportunity. Recordheaven ships worldwide. 1$ = 6-7 DKR (danish kroners - their currency). If you follow the link from "info", you will be described in english how to order. Regards, Einar -- / 0 \ Einar B. Gilberg E-mail: email_address_removed.no ^\ /^ Kalvskinns gt. 3 URL : http://colargol.idb.hist.no/~einarg ~ N-7012 Trondheim Phone : INT+47-73510531 /|\ NORWAY Fax : INT+47-73510531 |^| * * ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 01:47:38 -0700 From: email_address_removed (Dr. Mosh) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: QR PL Land Tour Boot Message-ID: Com'on guys... Promise Land was a tapers ticket tour... there are guys out there (and on this list) that have and made better recordings of QR then the bootlegs you can buy!! I won't say who though... :) -The Doc -- #$%*#$*@ E-MAIL: email_address_removed #$%#$#$% *$%&%#$* Global Micro Solutions #$#$#@@# *$*$*$*# Reality Enhancement Software - Engineering Reality *$&#*#@$ #$@#$#@# http://www.gmsnet.com/progmetal @#$@##@$ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 10:50:41 +0200 From: Bernd Basmer To: email_address_removed Subject: My Homepage Message-ID: Hi! Thanks to Mr. Olli-Pekka Samuel Komonen (known as op777 on #ytsejam) I have now my personal homepage. :) Just wanted to let you know... Not too much info there but I like it. :) Here it is: http://www.hlti.fi/~opk/bernd/ Bye. Bernd. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | | Bernd Basmer | | _I_ | Guitar - Superior | | <*,*> | | | [( )] | For Info about Superior have a look at: | | -"-"- | http://gaia.owl.de/~fine/superior.html | | Punk Owl | | | | http://www.hlti.fi/~opk/bernd/ | | | Email: email_address_removed.de | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 10:21:32 0 From: "Eddie J Cooper" To: email_address_removed Subject: Dokken / QR ?? Message-ID: <9704171020.AA20107@sphinx> > Big furry rumor: Is Dokken opening for QR? Inquiring rychers wanna > know! :) That''d be cool & not too hard to believe since I saw Lynch Mob open for QR twice in the UK on the Empire tour... they were pretty cool... Laterz Eddie };-)~ - DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS - "I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once." - "If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours." ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 13:16:29 +0100 (CET) From: "SchuBert" To: email_address_removed Subject: Yes! Message-ID: YES! DT played in Tilburg, Holland yesterday and they played the same setlist again, but this time they included 'Trial of Tears' or something (I lost the list of song names, I could be wrong). Anyway, it rocked! Have they played this anywhere else yet? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 08:22:04 -0500 From: Chip Alexander To: email_address_removed Subject: hair metal Message-ID: >From: "KorgX3" >Subject: Re: QR PL Land Tour Boot >But I think if DT DOES make a vid for this album, they better >not put their faces in it. I think they probably get alot of flak >from the wankers who think of them as a hair metal band. Just show >Derek. :) DT plays great music, but IMHO they are some serious hair farmers. *-----------------------* | email_address_removed | |-----------------------| | email_address_removed | *-----------------------* ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2469 **************************