YTSEJAM Digest 2436 Today's Topics: 1) Whoops! There it Ain't! by Adam Barnhart 2) Michael Harris in Groundwire by email_address_removed (Mark Lampert) 3) Re: Angry man by email_address_removed (Mark Lampert) 4) Marilyn Manson by Green Mean Mother From Outer Space 5) Guitar Talkin' CD bootleg... by "Andre Luiz Machado" 6) Hi Everybody... by "Andre Luiz Machado" 7) Time Machine by email_address_removed.br (Rogerio Pinheiro de Souza) 8) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2434 by "Adam Cook" 9) Re: The Spirit of Radio by Brian 10) Hangar 18 by Brian 11) Vote for Ytse-Asshole NOW! by Mark Bredius 12) Re: Portnoy's head (was Re: Marilyn Manson) by Brian 13) Megadeth Faq Update (NDTC) by Mark Smeets 14) Re: Shit-Detector (NDTC) by email_address_removed (Dan Temmesfeld) 15) Re: Bafu (NDTC) by email_address_removed (Dan Temmesfeld) 16) Clinic by BILL HUSTON 17) Re: Vote for Ytse-Asshole NOW! by email_address_removed (Scott Cook) 18) Replies by Randall Braun 19) Is that a pencil in your pocket? (Was: YAOTM) by Jon Parmet 20) Prognosis Update by Chris Ptacek ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 09:57:35 -0700 From: Adam Barnhart To: email_address_removed Subject: Whoops! There it Ain't! Message-ID: A 54th note...now that's an interesting concept. I don't really feel like doing the math, but if you tied a 64th note to a double-dotted 512th note, you'd have something that lasts about a 54th of a measure. There IS, basically, a way of noting a note (?) of any length you want (you could do a 327th if you had a lot of time on your hands to figure it out). It gets pretty pointless, though, unless you're writing at 15 bpm or something. No one's that precise... Oh...and the hextuplets. I'm not familiar with that reference...I'm assuming that they're the same as the more common SEXtuplets (that was enjoyable to emphasize). Just as a query, to remain aware should someone use said terminology elsewhere... And MTV as the ultimate purveyor and discoverer of talent. It's a joke that ANYONE would assert that they will uncover any source of great talent that's out there. It's unrealistic. Especially in a diffuse cultural world. I've heard dozens of bands that are great...and aren't going anywhere. Think about it: with the proper marketing, an album of Gregorian Chant can go platinum. And the only difference between the one that did and the hundreds of others that have sold only 5,000 or 10,000 copies is marketing. It's a complicated world...we grab onto those things that we can understand and actually SEE. There's no way that MTV, even if it was most vigilant, could actually do that. And I'm not sure they're even trying that hard.... Five Gratuitous CD's: ===================== 1. Rush: Moving Pictures 2. Altura: Mercy 3. Steve Vai: Passion and Warfare 4. Tori Amos: Boys for Pele 5. Niacin: Niacin Adam D. Barnhart email_address_removed email_address_removed http://www.cfmc.com/adamb ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 12:19:03 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Mark Lampert) To: Subject: Michael Harris in Groundwire Message-ID: >subscription to run out), and it is a whole issue dedicated to Mtv. This is all Look in that issue's Groundwire section... Michael Harris is in there.... if you want to get his CD's email him at email_address_removed and ask for a mail order form and he'll get on in the mail for ya! They are excellent CDs · • Colonel Mustard • · ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 12:21:12 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Mark Lampert) To: Subject: Re: Angry man Message-ID: >whoever the fuck you are - > stop sending me your pointless shit. i don't want it. go bother someo >ne else. oh, by the way, how the fuck did you get my goddamn name? > > fuck you. This is too much... · • Colonel Mustard • · ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 12:33:44 -0500 From: Green Mean Mother From Outer Space To: email_address_removed Subject: Marilyn Manson Message-ID: Let's get this all straight shall we? Marilyn Manson is NOT Paul from the Wonder Years. He is not the kid from Mr. Belvedere. His real name is Brian Warner. His dad was a furniture salesman and his mom was a nurse. He has NOT had his bottem ribs removed so he can suck his own cock and he does not plan on committing suicide anytime soon. ANYTHING ELSE? Love, Maria A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts. -Herbert V. Prochnow ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 14:17:33 -0300 From: "Andre Luiz Machado" To: "YtseJam" Subject: Guitar Talkin' CD bootleg... Message-ID: <19970408173743105.AAB280@orion> Hi again... I bought last week the boot CD "Guitar Talkin'"... of DT... There are some acustic songs, To live forever(audition of LaBrie), some live tracks, Jams of some clinics of MP and JP, and some new songs live, Rise the Knife and other song that is Untitled... the track 7... Does anybody know the name of this great song????? Thank you... ----------------- André Junqueira Nick: YtseOrion E-mail: email_address_removed.br E-mail2: email_address_removed.br HP: http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/1550 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 14:09:16 -0300 From: "Andre Luiz Machado" To: "YtseJam" Subject: Hi Everybody... Message-ID: <19970408173743105.AAA280@orion> Hi Everybody... I'm a big fan of Dream Theater... I love this band, I have all official CD's and some bootlegs and I want to buy more!!! I'm from Brazil... Rio de janeiro... and I would that you know that there are many DT fans here in Brazil... All my friends love DT and buy everything that them find about DT... I and some friends want to do the first "Fan Club" of DT here in Brazil... and we need some help, if somebody want help us, contact me.. please... Thank you to everybody that readed this mail!!! And sorry about my "Bad" English... I'm brazilian :-( ----------------- André Junqueira Nick: YtseOrion E-mail: email_address_removed.br E-mail2: email_address_removed.br HP: http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/1550 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 97 15:11:22 EST From: email_address_removed.br (Rogerio Pinheiro de Souza) To: email_address_removed Subject: Time Machine Message-ID: > Time Machine > > Thanks. > Trevor Hi Trevor, I put some .RA files in my musical page. It is already in Portuguese. I will translate it as soon as possible. But I imagine that you won't have problems to download them. Rogerio. HomePage : http://www.lcg.ufrj.br/~rogerio Musical Page: http://www.lcg.ufrj.br/~rogerio/musica.html ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 15:06:06 -0400 From: "Adam Cook" To: Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2434 Message-ID: Yo, . Now all of these mags rehash the same trendy bands, > and praise their guitar players like they are the next best thing since > Hendrix. Now I know that the guys who work for these magazines must be pretty > decent guitar players, they can't really be this lame, can they? you would > think that some of these guys with more scruples would have split and started > their own magazine where they can actually talk about talented musicians and > not just the trend setters. Speaking of this subject, I had the same question as you a couple months ago. When I went to the Berklee summer guitar sessions for a week last summer I talked to everybody's favorite shredder Joe Stump about the same thing. He has a friend who works at Guitar World who admits that the magazines only put talentless losers on the cover because they know they'll sell more magazines. Not to be age discriminent or anything (I'm 16) but judging by the letters section of a fine publication such as Guitar World (sarcasm) you can tell that most of the readers are probably teenagers and most of the teenagers who I know listen to the kind of stuff that they put on the cover. I doubt any 40 year old jazz cat would write in about how much Bush sucks and Metallica rules. Adam ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 15:31:06 -0700 From: Brian To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: The Spirit of Radio Message-ID: Wow. You played King For A Day. That's something I wouldn't even hear on college radio. I love KFAD FFAL and think it should've gotten some more credit. Actually, I heard Epic on an ALTERNATIVE station yesterday. Not bad. Really suprised me. ======================================================================== "Are you gonna bark all day, little ----- doggie, or are you gonna ---- ------------- ---- bite?"-Micheal Madsen, ---- - ---- Reservoir Dogs -- - - - - - - - -- "Just victims of the in-house - - - - - - - drive-by. They say jump, - - -- - -- - - you say 'How high?"-Rage -- - - - - - - - -- Against The Machine ---- - - - ---- later--------------Brian ---- ------------- ---- ----- ======================================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 15:34:03 -0700 From: Brian To: email_address_removed Subject: Hangar 18 Message-ID: I have the rust in peace guitar book. If you want, I could copy it for you. However, I can't do it for free. My local video store charges 15 cents a page. If you can't find it anywhere else, you've always got right here if you need it. ======================================================================== "Are you gonna bark all day, little ----- doggie, or are you gonna ---- ------------- ---- bite?"-Micheal Madsen, ---- - ---- Reservoir Dogs -- - - - - - - - -- "Just victims of the in-house - - - - - - - drive-by. They say jump, - - -- - -- - - you say 'How high?"-Rage -- - - - - - - - -- Against The Machine ---- - - - ---- later--------------Brian ---- ------------- ---- ----- ======================================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 21:08:12 +0200 From: Mark Bredius To: "'Ytsejam'" Subject: Vote for Ytse-Asshole NOW! Message-ID: Hey there :-) Just changed my Ytse-Asshole page, so ack-mode subscribers can vote too. Forget about the digest number. simply enter the name, email and subject of the post you disagree with, in the form. I also got rid of the option to flame anonymously. Seems only fair... ___ > Date: Sat, 05 Apr 1997 13:48:59 EST > From: email_address_removed (Scott Cook) > To: email_address_removed > Subject: Thanks in Advance!! > Message-ID: > > I just wanted to thank everyone in advance for giving me the > Ytse-asshole of the month Award. This is good therapy for > Mark. I should send him a picture of myslef to him so he can > post it on his web page so he can show everyone what the > Ytsejam's #1 asshole looks like. That should give Itchy a > big ol' erection. When the only way you can get attention from > a woman is to get a hooker, you gotta get your kicks where you > can. ___ > Date: Sun, 06 Apr 1997 22:00:12 EDT > From: email_address_removed (Scott Cook) > To: email_address_removed > Subject: Re: Various Ramblings > Message-ID: > > But, that's Itchy. That's why he makes these lists, because the only > way he knows how to raise his self-esteem is by trying to drag people > down to his level. It's pathetic I know, but for Itchy it's cheaper > than paying a therapist (or a hooker). ___ Well, that's all for now. Gotta see my therapist again. Maybe I'll pick up a nice hooker on my way back home... Mark email_address_removed Would someone please let me know how we _ _____ ___ _ _ __ __ have spun out of control ? |:||_.:._|/:._]|:]_[:|\.\_/./ Has the captain let go of the wheel ? |:| |:| (.:(_ |:___:| \_::/ (Queensryche - Sign of the Times) |_| [_] \___]|_] [_| [__/ _________________________________________________________________________ Itchy's Homepage - http://www.prognosis.com/itchy/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 15:35:17 -0700 From: Brian To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Portnoy's head (was Re: Marilyn Manson) Message-ID: > OK, thanks for clearing that up. I have to go back to shaving Portnoy's > head for the upcoming tour. WHAT?!?!?!?! PORTNOY'S GETTING HIS HEAD SHAVED?!?!?!?!?!!? ;) BTW, MM's (who I do love, but imo doesn't belong on the jam with this stupid thread) real name is Brian Werner. ======================================================================== "Are you gonna bark all day, little ----- doggie, or are you gonna ---- ------------- ---- bite?"-Micheal Madsen, ---- - ---- Reservoir Dogs -- - - - - - - - -- "Just victims of the in-house - - - - - - - drive-by. They say jump, - - -- - -- - - you say 'How high?"-Rage -- - - - - - - - -- Against The Machine ---- - - - ---- later--------------Brian ---- ------------- ---- ----- ======================================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 7 Apr 1996 12:35:05 PST From: Mark Smeets To: email_address_removed Subject: Megadeth Faq Update (NDTC) Message-ID: ** Reply to note from email_address_removed 04/07/97 12:33pm -0700 Hey guys, The faq has been updated, all except the text version from Hell. I won't do that till later. If anyone has any suggestions for the page, let me know. The page has also changed a great deal, so, check out the new format and so forth. Mark *You must unlearn, what you have learned, only then, will you have learned something. - Yoda, Star Wars *I have learned, that I know nothing - Mark Smeets *You have not yet completed your training - Yoda, Star Wars Check out the Megadeth Faq: http://www.smartt.com/~jsmeets/stranger/Front.htm My Page: http://www.smartt.com/~jsmeets/stranger/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 15:48:31 -0400 (EDT) From: email_address_removed (Dan Temmesfeld) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Shit-Detector (NDTC) Message-ID: >>as a wise man once said, "you should go through life with a built-in shit-detector".<< Sounds like either George Carlin, or perhaps something Bafu Vai would say... Where is Bafu anyhow?? Dan ---+ +--- Dan Temmesfeld - email_address_removed / email_address_removed "Home of the Galactic Cowboys Page" http://www.cedarville.edu/student/s1133627/gcowboys.htm ---+ +--- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 15:50:53 -0400 (EDT) From: email_address_removed (Dan Temmesfeld) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Bafu (NDTC) Message-ID: I said: >Where is Bafu anyhow?? Nevermind. I just saw a post by him...I guess I've just been skimming lately and haven't noticed his name... Dan ---+ +--- Dan Temmesfeld - email_address_removed / email_address_removed "Home of the Galactic Cowboys Page" http://www.cedarville.edu/student/s1133627/gcowboys.htm ---+ +--- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 13:53:29 -0600 From: BILL HUSTON To: email_address_removed Subject: Clinic Message-ID: Jammers, Sorry, no DTC but for the SLC locals, Michael Romeo will be giving a free clinic at Summerhay's music Center on Bengal Blvd. Limited seating but FREE! The date is 4-29-97 at 7:00 pm. Sorry for the clutter but, enquiring minds want to know. Wilmo ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 16:14:06 EDT From: email_address_removed (Scott Cook) To: email_address_removed Cc: Subject: Re: Vote for Ytse-Asshole NOW! Message-ID: You say if I have something to say to you do it privately and to quit replying to every single post of yours. Well, if you want to do it privately then email me privately; and if you want me to stop replying to all your posts then quit including my posts in your replies. Scott ps. Coming from a place that has legalized prostitution I wouldn't want to go around with the nickname of "Itchy" :-) ******************************************************************************************* In the year 2000, Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth will tarnish their image by admitting that they've "Tasted each others' syrup." Conan O'Brien April 1, 1997. ******************************************************************************************* On Tue, 8 Apr 1997 12:41:15 -0700 (PDT) Mark Bredius writes: >> Date: Sat, 05 Apr 1997 13:48:59 EST >> From: email_address_removed (Scott Cook) >> Date: Sun, 06 Apr 1997 22:00:12 EDT >> From: email_address_removed (Scott Cook) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 15:00:04 -0500 From: Randall Braun To: "'email_address_removed'" Subject: Replies Message-ID: Quoth 2432...Daniel Lanois (who playd guitar for movie soundtracks) titled "Dream theater" Reply...It is my highly educated guess that the aforementioned Daniel Lanois is the highly talented and sometimes associate of Brian Eno (co-produced a lot the stuff on the Joshua Tree era U2 albums). Also someone mentioned a number of JAM's ago about the unremembered original drummer of Black Sab. (in relation to the OZ fest). His name is Bill Ward. -Randall email: email_address_removed **"I'm looking California and feeling Minnesota" from "Outshined" by Soundgarden** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 21:19:10 +0000 From: Jon Parmet To: email_address_removed Subject: Is that a pencil in your pocket? (Was: YAOTM) Message-ID: > From: Bafu > Do I need any special computer apparati to start a mailing list? We really > do need some larger forum for discussion as to which of these two men has > the mightier erection. Just to bring it back to DTC, isn't this all addressed in the condom section of the Live In Tokyo video? Inquiring minds DON'T want to know :) > From: Andrew > On the Ytse-A**hole of the month, couldn't we change the name to > something less vulgar. How about Ytse-Bowel of the month :) -- *------------*------------------------*--------------* | Jon Parmet | email_address_removed | 617-494-2851 | *------------*------------------------*--------------* I believe that what I'm feeling Changes how the world appears - Rush ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 16:45:19 -0500 (CDT) From: Chris Ptacek To: email_address_removed Subject: Prognosis Update Message-ID: Hey folx. I got bored and began the process of updating my web site finally. I added about 12 bands to my progressive band list (with a short description of each) and will probably add 20 more in the next two days or so. I have to fix a few of the images that are coming up a bit dark, but if you're bored, feel free to check out http://www.prognosis.com/madsman/proglist.htm Thanks for your time! Chris Ptacek at EnterAct, L.L.C -- (773) 248 8511 http://www.enteract.com (business) http://www.prognosis.com/madsman/ (personal site under construction) "At nearly 500 feet per second muzzle velocity, a potato would be lethal if it were to hit someone." ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2436 **************************