YTSEJAM Digest 2406 Today's Topics: 1) Re: Americans? (NDTC) by email_address_removed (Scott Cook) 2) Reminder by Rick Audet 3) Superior Americans (NDTC) by Eleuthera Lewis 4) Midi help by Brian 5) Victor- James Labrie? by Pat Daugherty 6) Metallica retires? by "Francesco" 7) Vicious Rumors by email_address_removed.ne.jp (Keiji Nishihara) 8) re: Americans and Canadians by (Chung Ng) 9) Bullshit Topics and Political Threads. by Chris Ptacek 10) stupid Americans? by Steffen Barabasch 11) YTSEJAM digest 2405 -Reply by BILL HUSTON 12) by Kevin Madden 13) Heheheheh.... by Andrew Forcier 14) Thunder (NDTC) by Kevin Madden 15) Re: Americans? (NDTC) by The Digital Man 16) Re: YTSEJAM digest 2405 by "Kevin Hammer" 17) Re: Here we go again by The Digital Man ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 12:47:24 EST From: email_address_removed (Scott Cook) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Americans? (NDTC) Message-ID: >Bullshit. Of all of the world's industrialized countries, the >education system in the USA ranks DEAD LAST (or close > to last anyway) in the mathsand sciences. And overall the >US education system is rated as one of the worst in studies >done by the UN and other organizations. In world wide >tests of students in the maths and sciences, Americans didn't >even come CLOSE to students in countries like Japan, >Singapore, Sweden, Finland, Romania, etc. Let's say this is true; then why do so many people come here from other countries to study? I canstantly hear of people who are very successful in their home country that got their degree in America. To me, that says volumes. >And it's obvious from your message that you, like so many other >Americans,think the US is the #1 place to live in the world, that > no other countries can compare to it, etc. That's simply not the >truth. I can't blame you for loving your country and being patriotic, > but you must realize that in reality there are many other countries >on this planet that are also great places to live. Yes, to me America *is* the greatest country in the world. I was born here and I'll probably die here. I would hope that your home is #1 to you also. If not, then maybe you need a new home. I'm not *even* suggesting America doesn't have a lot of problems, it does. But compared to a lot of places that we pretty much support financially America is heaven. Which brings another point. When America has a disaster of some kind we take care of it. When a lot of other countries have a disaster the first thing they do is call America. So maybe if some of us walk with a certain swagger you can't blame us too much. >Now, I'll probably get about 1000 flames for bashing the US. >But let me just say right now, that that is in no means what > I'm trying to do. The US is a great country, but it seems like >a lot of Americans seem to have attitudes that would suggest > it's the ONLY country in the world. That it's the be-all and >end-all. This is evident in a couple of the messages I've >seen lately. Especially this one. The *only* time I see Americans get into their "We're the Greatest" mode is when someone attacks us. I have *never* posted about America being better than anyone unless someone else strikes first. >The American education system is certainly one of the best in > the world, but among industrialized countries, it is one of the > WORST. Then why do so many other countries look up to us? > Things could be much better. I agree completely. I wish we could make education a priority. But unfortunately we havfe a Government two party system that seems to be more interested in destroying each other than doing anything really constuctive. Scott ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 12:55:47 -0500 (EST) From: Rick Audet To: email_address_removed Subject: Reminder Message-ID: Everybody's stupid, no one can spell, fact is opinion, and everyone's asshole stinks. Yeah, I think everyone gets it. Now if we could have simply paid attention when the Ytsejam welcome letter arrived in the mail, we might have a happier place.... >Introduction >------------ > > Welcome to YTSEJAM, the Dream Theater mailing list! This list > is for fans of Dream Theater, and will discuss them and any > related topics. (Related topics include other progressive > metal bands like Fates Warning, King's X, Crimson Glory, > Inferno, etc.) > > Topics that are considered non-related include religion, politics, > abortion, etc. If a non-related thread lasts for too long, > the list managers may issue a warning, followed by suspension > or expulsion from the list. > > Also the list managers reserve the right to reject messages, > unsubscribe users, etc. This list is paid for by the managers > and it is a privilege, not a right, to be part of it. Have a nice day, and please think before hitting the Send button. -Rick Audet ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 13:05:23 -0500 (EST) From: Eleuthera Lewis To: email_address_removed Subject: Superior Americans (NDTC) Message-ID: The folowing message contains sarcasm (and mispelled words, prably). If you lack basic human qualities such as humor, please refrain from reading the following message. Americans are SO much better than Europeans because we dominate in basketball. By the validity of the other arguments, this one should be taken just as seriously. Not only do we stomp all adversaries, WE get YOUR players because your b-ball program is that shitty. Need i say more. [General jam response: "No, you don't."] There, the discussion is closed. I've been on the jam a couple years, and this has to be one of the dumbest arguments in a long time. This ranks up there with moshing (started by yours truly), God, and 'Load'. As for music content, anyone going to see that grunge band Metallica in Tampa? Prong Bastard email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 13:06:37 -0800 From: Brian To: email_address_removed Subject: Midi help Message-ID: HI, first let me say thank you to all the people who have contributed midi files to the many DT web pages. They are all great with one problem on my end: All drum track sound like instruments, making them sound off key and out of tune. Would someone please help me fix this? I've used midi on other people's computers, and they all have drum track set as acoust grand piano like mine, but theirs all sound like real drums. Will someone tell me how to fix this? Thanks ======================================================================== "Are you gonna bark all day, little ----- doggie, or are you gonna ---- ------------- ---- bite?"-Micheal Madsen, ---- - ---- Reservoir Dogs -- - - - - - - - -- "Just victims of the in-house - - - - - - - drive-by. They say jump, - - -- - -- - - you say 'How high?"-Rage -- - - - - - - - -- Against The Machine ---- - - - ---- later--------------Brian ---- ------------- ---- ----- ======================================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 13:17:48 -0500 (EST) From: Pat Daugherty To: Dream Theater Mailing List Subject: Victor- James Labrie? Message-ID: I just got done reading the latest Images and Words-the DTIFC newsletter. In the interview with James, he says that after the album comes out and after the tour he will do the vocals for the next Victor (laughs), then DT will do it all over again. Well... What does that mean? Will Labrie do the next Victor with Alex LIfeson album? I can't beleive the interviewer didn't try to follow up on this statement. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| | Pat Daugherty email_address_removed | |=======================================================================| | "Every breath leaves me one less to my last" --Dream Theater | | "That is not an option, Mr. Mulder" --X-Files | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 12:24:11 Central Standard Time From: "Francesco" To: email_address_removed Subject: Metallica retires? Message-ID: This morning I heard on the radio that Metallica is forced to break-up because of James condition with Tinnitus. It's so bad that the ringing' in his ear is driving him insane. I can't imagine how bad his condition is because I've got a slight case in one ear and it gets annoying when its real quiet, especially at night. I feel for him and the band, I hope that this will publicly expose the awareness and dangers of loud music or sounds. James, Don't Fade to Black!!!!! Hold the Dream (FH) Francesco ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 1 Apr 1997 03:25:42 +0900 From: email_address_removed.ne.jp (Keiji Nishihara) To: email_address_removed Subject: Vicious Rumors Message-ID: Greetings! 'Jammers. Alright. 'Bout VR. I have their albums left on Atlantic and Brunette. I recommends you "Welcome To The Ball" and "Word Of Mouth". Well,about their 5th and the last with Carl Albert (R.I.P.),Go and Buy this one. Carl did owesome vocal performance. His master-piece. You can't leave from your speaker. The first track "Against The Grain" and track-5,6 "Thunder And Rain" (dedicated to Chris Oliva (Savatage)), track-7 "No Fate" are some kind of "Rock master piece",don't you think that? The latest one titled "Something Burining" are fronted by Geoff Thorpe,well he did it well, it's very hard to perform as the replacement of Carl, but somethingmissing. Don't ya think that,too? Anyway. Thanks. -Keiji Nishihara email_address_removed.ne.jp email_address_removed.ac.jp ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 97 13:38:18 EST From: (Chung Ng) To: Subject: re: Americans and Canadians Message-ID: >I must say that whoever this guy was talking to must >have been an idiot! Most Americans' education levels >far surpass the education levels of Foreign countries. >This is due to our countries dedication to acceptable >education. AND we kicked their butts - World Cup of Hockey 1996!!! Mike Richter - MVP!!! It's OUR SPORT NOW!!! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 12:49:27 -0600 (CST) From: Chris Ptacek To: email_address_removed Subject: Bullshit Topics and Political Threads. Message-ID: Attention Will the nationalistic America/Europe bashing people please desist now? This thread is out of hand. I don't care if we move off to other music oriented threads, or even move entirely out of that topic for a post or two, but I don't need my mailbox filled with political ramblings from people who've mastered the ability to guestimate, generalize, and condemn. I assure you, any person wanting to continue this inane thread is capable of doing so through private e-mail. Try it. You'll like it. Stop fondling your egos. We know how cool your countries are. Take this bullshit off the jam. Chris Ptacek at EnterAct, L.L.C -- (773) 248 8511 http://www.enteract.com (business) http://www.prognosis.com/madsman/ (personal site under construction) "At nearly 500 feet per second muzzle velocity, a potato would be lethal if it were to hit someone." ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 18:52:14 +0100 From: Steffen Barabasch To: Ytsejam Subject: stupid Americans? Message-ID: Hi! >And they say *Americans* are supid! Well, you give an excellent example. First you try to make us non- Americans look stupid, then you quote half a Jam. ;-) Please don't start a flame war now! I also made the experience that Americans didn't know anything about the Old World, but then I thought, hell, what do I know about the US? I don't know all of the states, I don't know all your presidents, and I don't care where Memphis, Tennessee is located ;-)) But please, think a moment. For me it's "the USA". I really don't care for the single states. What are you? I guess most of you would say "Americans". Not "New Yorker", or "Californian", or something. And I'd say that I'm a "German", not a "Nordrhein-Westfale". Yes, Germany also has its "states", or why do you think it's called "Federal Republic"? Do you know all names of these "states"? Or of the ones of Austria? No, you don't. It's not important, anyway, but you should at least know something about the countries. You tell everybody that it took less time to travel though Belgium than from one end of L.A. to the other, but every little Dutch cobbelstone has more culture and history in it as half of the USA put together, so please be careful. It's not quantity, it's quality! And Jeremy, I'm still doubting the quality of the American educational system. as long as there are still some college students who can tell you the names of all the states in the USA, but are not able to show you the USA on a world map... "Whoa, what's all this around the States? Must be Russia or something!" Of course there are many bad things about our educational system here in Germany, too, but at least I'm not so ignorant to pretend that it's the best of the world. >The moral of this story is, people in glass houses shouldn't >throw stones. Followed by half a Jam. Ironic, isn't it? And once again, please don't be offended, fellow Americans, I just wanted to make something clear. I don't think all Americans are stupid. I don't think all Europeans are educated. There are enough idiots here. I think it could be better on both sides of the Atlantic. Friends? ;-) Steffen -- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steffen Barabasch - THE MIRROR email_address_removed Deutscher Dream Theater Fanclub http://www.westend.com/TheMirror ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 12:22:06 -0700 From: BILL HUSTON To: email_address_removed Subject: YTSEJAM digest 2405 -Reply Message-ID: Glenn wrote: >>>>>>>> > "I got my weasel in my pocket > I'm gonna stick that weasel down my mama > I'm gonna stick it > Right down that little hole" > Oh my gawd. Some rock clod wrote that and said "Duuuuude, that'll get the chicks!" And some producer agreed with him. What was that about dumb Americans? >>>>>> Try again, This one war written by a 'dumb Brit' namely Jimmy Page. This song appeared on one of his projects after he left Zep. I used to have this CD but it didn't appeal to me so I traded it, the above lyrics just one of the many reasons why. It was just a cheesy album. period. Note: NO offenses intended for Brits, I just had to respond to this as Glenn obviously didn't know the origin of this but mistakenly assumed it was American. Wilmo ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 14:41:13 -0800 From: Kevin Madden To: Funny Smells at Night in the Bottom of Your Meat Locker Message-ID: Buster wrote in reply to Dr. Mosh's light criticism of MP: >I think you're on crack, Portnoy is solid, and so far I haven't >heard you play any better. > >Buster Ah, yes. Another of the "I haven't heard you do any better" school of argument. If that's all you can do to rebut someone's point, well, that's pretty sad. If the Doc is wrong, illustrate that by solid examples, not by the, "well, you can't do any better" Method. It's weak. Odds are none of us can do any better than Portnoy, but that doesn't mean the Doc can't be right in his criticism/comparison. On another note, I am suprised Pat didn't offer to help send Al on his intergalactic way...Mars or Bust! GO WINGS! Kevin ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 14:52:55 -0800 From: Andrew Forcier To: email_address_removed Subject: Heheheheh.... Message-ID: Hey folks! In the words of Homer Simpson: USA! USA! USA! As a Canadian-American (if such a thing exists) all these posts are making me laugh. There are ignorant people around the world, and your country of origin has nothing to do with your ignorance or your employment status. It all has to do with what kind of person you are. I would say please drop the subject, but then again, I'm contributing to it. As for this guy: >I don't agree on this one. I think Gary hasn't the vocal strength that >suits VH (Sammy didn't too, Dave did). VH needs a strong vocalist like >John Bush or Geoff Tate. IMO the best thing that can happen to VH is the >return of Dave (It's reunion time after all). Vocal strength? David Lee Roth? This is funnier than all the country bashing posts. I love Dave with all my heart, I love Sammy and Gary too. But Dave has nothing left vocally. You can hear him strain on Me Wise Magic in some places. Vocalists can get past their prime. I think Dave has. I hold Gary second only to KJLB in vocal quality, and his lyric writing is far better than Dave, IMHO. Strength is something that anyone who has seen Extreme live wouldn't debate. Speaking of Dave and stupid lyrics, can anyone tell me the meaning of any of the songs on A Little Ain't Enough? Great music, lousy lyrics. Me, nitpicker. Guitarist joke: What do you call that little thing that a guitarist holds between his fingers and plays with? Answer to come... And yes, I'm a guitarist. Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 14:50:09 -0800 From: Kevin Madden To: The Cookie Monster School of Death Metal Vocal Training Subject: Thunder (NDTC) Message-ID: Well, it's time for my (abbreviated) review of Thunder's CD, "Behind Closed Doors." If you aren't familiar with Thunder, I should start by attempting to pigeon-hole them into a musical genre, which I hate to do, but... Thunder are a sort of ACDC- meets-Bad Company band. They are more diverse than ACDC, and less soulful than Bad Company. The singer, Daniel Bowes, is sort of reminiscent of a less talented Paul Rodgers. He is fairly effective, though. The songs range from good-time rockers (I would neither describe Thunder as metal nor pop metal. I guess they are a "heavy rock" kind of band.) to the obligatory balladry. The production is good. I found myself a bit bored with this record, though. I had "Backstreet Symphony," which was a US release. I think that was a stronger, more consistant record than this one. I feel there are a few too many slower tempo tunes on "BCD" for my tastes. All in all not a bad record, but I would have a hard time recommending it to the jam, unless one likes the traditional bar-band brand of whiskey rock. If so, it's not a stretch to say you might enjoy this. Next review: Conception - In Your Multitude GO WINGS! Kevin ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 15:12:56 -0500 (EST) From: The Digital Man To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Americans? (NDTC) Message-ID: Oops, cut out the header to this one. I gotta remember that now I'm in ack mode I should be careful what I trim from the top. Anyway, Lars wrote in and said... > Bullshit. Of all of the world's industrialized countries, the education > system in the USA ranks DEAD LAST (or close to last anyway) in the maths blah blah blah... > Now, I'll probably get about 1000 flames for bashing the US. But let me Yes, but I'm going to take *that* to private e-mail. I thought I'd respond in public to the three screen-length post about drivel and nonsense that have nothing to do with music even remotely. Had you said something like, "Take a look at these lyrics! Only an American educational system could produce a lyricist this bad!" or "These jokers at Elektra must all be Americans! They're *so* dumb!" or "All the Canadian prog bands manage to visit the south and the west! What's wrong with these American bands?", then I'd probably have been ok with this post. It's all context, eh? -The Digital American ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Digital Man \|/ ____ \|/ Secretary & Webmaster email_address_removed "@'/ ,. \`@" UVM Comp Sci Student Assn email_address_removed /_| \__/ |_\ "He won't need a bed http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo \__U_/ He's a digital man" - Peart ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Maintainer of the Official Dream Theater Frequently Asked Questions List http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo/dtfaq.html ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 12:15:57 -0800 (PST) From: "Kevin Hammer" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 2405 Message-ID: >greatest advancements since the invention of the wheel. Plus, we have >Dream Theater. > But, we have to go to Europe to hear them :( kevin hammer --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com --------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 15:19:33 -0500 (EST) From: The Digital Man To: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Here we go again Message-ID: On Mon, 31 Mar 1997, Lars Hellsten wrote: [See, I left it in this time! :) ] > The fact that Americans actually waste their time memorizing the capitals > of all the states (isn't that what an Atlas is for?) and other such useless > facts that can be looked up instead of learning useful SKILLS, explains why > the US is so far behind in the maths and sciences. Ah, see? Again, you're missing the whole point of this discussion. Look at it this way. James LaBrie - Canadian. Apparently (from your explanation) never had to memorize stuff in school. Can't remember where to start singing in "The Killing Hand." Who had to save his ass that night? Mike Portnoy - an American. Oh, say, can you see... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Digital Man \|/ ____ \|/ Secretary & Webmaster email_address_removed "@'/ ,. \`@" UVM Comp Sci Student Assn email_address_removed /_| \__/ |_\ "He won't need a bed http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo \__U_/ He's a digital man" - Peart ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Maintainer of the Official Dream Theater Frequently Asked Questions List http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo/dtfaq.html ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2406 **************************