YTSEJAM Digest 2102 Today's Topics: 1) Derek=homo?? by "Jonathan Dery" 2) Rah Rah Rah by Ryan P Skadberg 3) Re: The Secret, Learning to Live - Keyboard vs. Guitar by Niller 4) James Coleburg by Jeremy Bower 5) TSO on A&E by Tim Caudill 6) keebordz, money, by Jon Parmet 7) Re: keyboards/music by "NEVANS.US.ORACLE.COM" 8) 2CD by email_address_removed (Grim88) 9) Birch Hill by Albert Balkiewicz 10) DREAM THEATER SHOWS by email_address_removed.mx (Juan Manuel Valverde Jaime) 11) Re: CD ROM, Seven Strings by "Vincent G. LuPone" 12) DT boots by email_address_removed 13) Guitar vs. keyboard by email_address_removed 14) savotage on the radio by Ryan Eschauzier 97 15) Moby? by Rick Audet 16) Hotmail, The Letter R by Steve Borzilleri 17) Re: D-man's CD Player and Keychains... by "KorgX3" 18) Blind Guardian by email_address_removed (alexis1) 19) Metal Blade acts by "Dale R. Newberry" 20) Quick Three Punches by John Mastin 21) Hey Paul, Birch Hell show, keyboards vs. guitars by Phil Carter ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 14:34:03 -0500 From: "Jonathan Dery" To: email_address_removed Subject: Derek=homo?? Message-ID: I am sorry if this has been discussed before,as I was off the list for a long amount of time before I resubscribed, but I didn't understand the joke Bafu made about Derek being a "homo".Is he really a homosexual? Is it a rumor, or is it some kind of inside joke? I am not a bigot of any kind, I was just sort of suprised by Bafu's statement. BTW, if he in fact is, it's pretty cruel to dog him because of it. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 14:54:44 -0500 (EST) From: Ryan P Skadberg To: email_address_removed Subject: Rah Rah Rah Message-ID: Hi All .... If you are on this mailing list and you are going to the Providence show tonight and I don't meet you you will die :) Here's the deal. I will be there wearing my email_address_removed hooded green sweatshirt smoking as many cigarettes as I can and having a damned good time. If you see me, come say hello, I don't bite (well, unless you are a cute female and you want me to ;) (dum de dum) If you are wearing some sort of ytsejam gear, do not be suprised when someone comes up and taps you on the shoulder and says something to you :) After the show, hang out on the floor, don't just take off :) I will be there meeting as many people as I can and making as much noise as I usually do :) See y'll tonight :) Skadz ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 15:08:40 -0500 From: Niller To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: The Secret, Learning to Live - Keyboard vs. Guitar Message-ID: Hey, no need to bash on guitar so much. Granted, keyboardist are almost always better musicians but that is no reason to call guitarists losers. Its alot harder to play complex music on a guitar than on piano. I know this is no excuse for most guitarists sucking so much but its still true. Most guitarists never have to learn to read music... this is a big problem. Most just learn some cords and play some crappy songs. If more learned to read music and to play the notes on the guitar (another thing most can'r do) you would change your tune. I have been playing guitar for almost four years and I am no musical god. I know more about music than most guitarists because I have taken the time to learn it. I know you are witout a dout a better musician but I am still learning. Give guitar a chance... mabie we'll learn. -Niller ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 14:38:14 CST From: Jeremy Bower To: email_address_removed Subject: James Coleburg Message-ID: Hey, do any of u have James Coleburg's e-mail address. He was the guy doing the SUB and AD copies. I need to send him an address change for break. Thanks, and *eagerly waiting to go home and see my awesome Xmas present from YtseSanta* =) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 15:43:19 -0500 From: Tim Caudill To: "'DT Nuts'" Subject: TSO on A&E Message-ID: Hey all, I haven't been keepin' up with the jams too well, so this might be old = news...but i was just watchin' Columbo on A&E and an ad came on for = A&E's Biography magazine. And they're giving away with every paid = subscription a copy of TSO's Christmas Eve and Other Stories. Pretty = cool national exposure for the boys...but i don't think the audience is = necessary the right one. But, hell, if even only a small percentage of = those who get the free CD like it, then maybe Savatage will gain some = fans. But on to the DTC... To all of those who got to see DT or will see them soon...to all of = those who've gotten the IFC freebie... FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! Just kiddin'...but, shit, give this dog a bone, too... Later, Big G (Tim) s y m m e t r email_address_removed "So would you tell me now, are life and death a symmetry?" --- Savatage ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 21:07:56 +0000 From: Jon Parmet To: Yste-holics Subject: keebordz, money, Message-ID: > From: email_address_removed > I remember a lecture from music appreciation class were > the guest was a professor who specialized in this style of play. He did a > lot of plucking, strumming, muting, sliding etc. directly on the strings. The first song on Weather Report's _Heavy Weather_ album has some of the most interesting sounds I've ever heard come out of an ACOUSTIC piano. The liner notes say it has something to do with the ways the pedals are used. Thought I saw it in your gratutious list once, Adam? Perhaps you can expand on this... > From: Bernd Basmer > What can one do who starts to hate his job but needs the money? Money sux. Grand Larceny? Extortion? Ooops. Forgot I was posting from a .gov site. uh, scratch that :) Regards, Jon *------------*------------------------*--------------* | Jon Parmet | email_address_removed | 617-494-2851 | *------------*------------------------*--------------* ------------------------------ Date: 12 Dec 96 12:47:09 -0800 From: "NEVANS.US.ORACLE.COM" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: keyboards/music Message-ID: Dieter wrote: >Neither the fact that >Petrucci controls so many different techniques which create each their >unique sound. No, it is the COMPOSITION of the music which makes music. >The flow of notes and chords is (in prog) more important than the >details like the way someone hits the string. I hear you, however... While composition is ultimately the most important aspect of the music, my argument concerning guitar and keyboards was a very specific one relating to style, technique, and EXPRESSIVENESS of the particular instrument. So, all thoughts of composition aside, my point was that a guitar inherently provides more vehicles for individual expression than a keyboard. That is my opinion. Also, I certainly pay attention to MORE than just the composition when I listen to DT... It's hard to suppress my excitement while listening to the way JP slides into those slow melody notes (the silent man part) in Erotomania, or the perfectly clean execution of the really fast-picked wah part in the Voices solo, etc.. These guys shred, and do it with STYLE, and that just adds so much to a finely composed piece of music. /===============================================================\ | Neil Evans Phone: 415.506.3503 | | Server Technologies Division Fax: 415.506.7370 | | Oracle Corporation email: email_address_removed | \===============================================================/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 17:00:10 -0600 From: email_address_removed (Grim88) To: email_address_removed Subject: 2CD Message-ID: >In other words, it would be absolutely absurd to NOT release a double CD, IMO. They could always go the forest gump soundtrack route, release the single, and then a double version with more songs. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 16:38:16 -0500 (EST) From: Albert Balkiewicz To: email_address_removed Subject: Birch Hill Message-ID: Here's what i kinda know concerning the Birch Hill - nothing spectacular.... 1) First off, the Birch Hill is on Route 9 South in Old Bridge (for whoever asked). If you pass the wonderful Fantazia Diner (I had to put that in there), you went too far. 2.) I know that one of the opening bands on Saturday is a band called "Einstein". What kind of music it is, and if they're any good - I have no friggin' clue..... later, Al -- @#%^$#%^#$&#%%$&#$%^#$%^#$%&#$%^&#$%^&#$%&#$%&#$%&#$%&#$%&#$%^&%$ | | | I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.... | | | #$%^#%&#%^$*%&*^&*%&(%^&(%^&*(%^&*(*%^&*$^&*#^%&#^*$%^&*#%^&*#$%& | Al Balkiewicz SEND MAIL HERE --->email_address_removed | %@#$^@#$^@^%%$&#$&^*$%&*$&*$%^$&$%^&$%^*$^%&*$%^&*$%^*$%^&%$^&%$% ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 14:19:19 -0800 From: email_address_removed.mx (Juan Manuel Valverde Jaime) To: email_address_removed Subject: DREAM THEATER SHOWS Message-ID: HI !! first time here! i love dream theater as all of you... but i have never been to a DT concert.... i would like to know how the new shows went...and if they played some of the new songs also ..i cant find here in tijuana, "mindcontrol" i was wondering if someone could tell me how i can get it....thanx! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 16:22:11 -0700 From: "Vincent G. LuPone" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: CD ROM, Seven Strings Message-ID: At 01:55 AM 12/12/96 -0800, you wrote: >Does this disc have everything, sound and visual? Is this the one with the >never-before-seen video clips of Myung screaming and jumping around? >Petrucci making mistakes? Derek saying "I'm a homo" to the audience? >LaBrie pummeling someone into oblivion for shouting over his lines? >Portnoy playing the timpanis with turkey drumsticks WHILE EATING the >drumsticks? Those were the highlights of the evening, man. If it doesn't >have those clips, forget it. > Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!! Thanks Steve! ;)~ >---- >will be a five-string. You will surely be proclaimed emperor. I'm >suggesting this because making all the strings heavier AND adding a >super-fat .56 gauge on the bottom will really overload the springs in your >guitar. Clip the high-E and leave it off, things will balance out a bit >better. Um, or just put 5 springs in the trem and put the fattest, chunkiest strings you can find on the geetar. Peace be with you and God bless. ~Vince ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 18:42:55 -0500 (EST) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: DT boots Message-ID: Hey, guys. I'm looking for any good quality bootlegs that anyone's got. I'm very interested, so be sure and drop me an e-mail if you have anything. Thanks! Space Canary email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 17:01:11 -0700 (MST) From: email_address_removed To: Ytsejam Mailing List Subject: Guitar vs. keyboard Message-ID: Heya all you tasteful Jammers I'm new to the list, and have been lurking for the last week or so, waiting for something besides directions to Birch Hill and how the concerts are going, to be posted on the list....and then somebody started flailing "keyboardists rule, guitarists suck". No no, don't go 'n say "That's not what I posted! You're twisting my words!" Cuz that's the jist of the whole statement, and WE ALL KNOW IT! Besides...who would post such a stupid note for any reason other than to git conversashun rollin', eh? ;) So here we go... ..you guys are comparing the proverbial "apples and oranges" again. Guitar is one instrument, keyboard is another. Both can use effects. Both can be played by anybody (except, of course, quadrapaledrics). Both instruments have thier own heroes (like DT's Petrucci and Sherinian/Moore) and abuseres (like Smashing Pumpkins and NIN--disclaimer: I hate NIN and Smashing Pumpkins, so sue me!). But here are some reasons why you can't compare the two: The finger actions/movements are different. I'm sure Derek and Kev could play anything remotely resembling a keyboard, but could they just pick up a guitar and start wailing on it like they do on a keyboard? I think not. One is more wieldy than the other. If the guitarist can't play stuff that's as intricate as the piano parts (which is b.s., 'cuz music is music, and there's ALWAYS a way to transcribe it to other instruments), at least he can jump around and kill somebody by brutally chop somebody's head off with the geetar. What's a keyboardist gonna do? Hit somebody over the head? There's no blood to that. >:) Most importantly: they sound different! OMIGOSH! A keyboard doesn't sound like a genuine guitar, and a guitar doesn't sound l ike a genuine keyboard, no matter how many effects you throw on those puppies. My point is that guitar can be just as expressive an instrument as piano. If you can be moved by some of the great piano concertos,and not be moved by some great classical or rock guitar, somethin's rong wit ya. It's all about music. You know, that stuff we like to listen to. ;) Just think of a world w/o music... ..there'd be a lot of John Tesh's running around.... j/k ~Eckie ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 19:07:58 -0500 (EST) From: Ryan Eschauzier 97 To: RESPONSE at IBMAIL Subject: savotage on the radio Message-ID: I thought I'd let everyone know that I heard Savotage's Christmas Eve on the radio last night on ZRock. I thought I was dreaming! ryan r u s h Trust is just as rare as devotion- Forgive us our cynical thought e m o t i o n +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ d e t e c t o r email_address_removed ryan eschauzier 97 860 439 4799 ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 19:57:14 -0500 (EST) From: Rick Audet To: email_address_removed Subject: Moby? Message-ID: >>...I just picked up a 2CD set of a certain techno artist...and I >>only paid $14.99 at a retail CD store. Dale Newberry asked, >Would that happen to be Moby? I don't really get into techno, but dig >him. Good guess. I did see that one, but don't care for the older stuff. The 2 disc set I grabbed was Synaesthesia "Desideraturn", who by the way, are the same guys who comprise Front Line Assembly (for all you Industrial fans) and Delerium. -Rick Audet ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 17:51:34 -0800 (PST) From: Steve Borzilleri To: Dream Thespians Subject: Hotmail, The Letter R Message-ID: > Date: 5 Dec 1996 23:37:17 -0000 > From: Joshua Wade > Subject: Gary Hoey > > Hello, My name is Joshua. > > I have seen your Gary Hoey page. I wanted to know if you or anyone you > know would like to buy an acoustic guitar signed by Gary Hoey at the > KSJO Rock Shop on 12-4-96. If you can help with my search I would be in > your debt. I need the money to save for a Parker Fly Deluxe guitar. Can anyone tell me what goes on at hotmail.com? Are there real people there who just happen to be really fortunate or is it a service that advertises great deals? Every article of mail I've seen from that location is a hook of some sort. ---- > From: Chris Ptacek > > I disagree. How can you possibly play your musical instrument with > short hair? I am only now beginning to be able to shred like John > Petrucci now that my hair is getting long. I think hair is important > to any musician's repertoire. > > -Barfu Ptacek That's the first time someone's inserted an "r" there. Happy vomiting. :) Is there anyone going to Birch Hill whom I have met in real life? E me. Bafu ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 18:55:59 +0000 From: "KorgX3" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: D-man's CD Player and Keychains... Message-ID: > As for the keychain idea circulating, I have several ideas in mind for > other Ytseproducts, but I want to look into ways or producing them as well > as checking with the band and management to make sure they aren't making > something similar... if I make a keychain and then one comes out on the > next tour, I'm screwed. :) Not to mention I'm still in debt on the > shirts, so I'll have to find a better way of financing this project... :) > =20 One thing I've always wanted, and I hence speak thusly, Is a Majesty Necklace. I've got a Queensryche one that raokz nadz from here to Detroit, and I also have nifty set of Pantera dogtags. :) I thought that a convertable ytse-naklace/keychain would be kewl. It would just have to be a metal Majesty symbol with a ring at the top for hooking a keyvhain or tying a lether strap to. I've been trying to figure out where I could get a mold for something like this made, and I figure it may cost a bit. But just think, you could then melt down your mom's silverware and make ytse-wear. :) Woo! Woo! >..there'd be a lot of John Tesh's running around.... I don't know about you, but I think that would be kewl. :) Tesh, Yanni, Arkenstone, Lanz, and Kostia all rokz nadz. If you don't like them, don't make fun of it here, K? Other wise I'm gonna have to give you a testicular lobotmomy and you don't want to know what that is or how painful it may be. :P KorgX3 NOT The "Other" Ibanez (anymore) email_address_removed "Well, I try to write music that Indiana Jones would listen to." --David Arkenstone ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 22:54:48 -0800 From: email_address_removed (alexis1) To: ytsejam mailing list Subject: Blind Guardian Message-ID: Hey people, what would be the best CD to start off my Blind Guardian collection. I', thinking of ordering Follow the Blind 'cause the name sounds cool. Please let me know which one to get first. Thank you! Alexis ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 22:15:54 +0000 From: "Dale R. Newberry" To: email_address_removed Subject: Metal Blade acts Message-ID: Hey, Galactic Cowboys are on Metal Blade, and from what I've read in interviews, they've had a pretty decent relationship with the label (compared with their relationship they had with Geffen, anyway). I'm not defending the label or anything, just noting another quality act they have (whether or not they're getting screwed, I don't know). Speaking of Metal Blade, if anyone wants to try out Tourniquet, and plan on getting Pathogenic, I'd recommend the Metal Blade release since it has an extra track (a live studio cover of Trouble's "The Tempter"). Dale R. Newberry ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 22:31:22 -0600 (CST) From: John Mastin To: email_address_removed Subject: Quick Three Punches Message-ID: Just a quick, one, two, three.... 1. Jason Hartman - BH is on Rt9 south. Coming up from Baltimore, you gotta go past BH and hit the next jughandle (NJ left turn :D ) at Texas Road. 2. Proper Ground - If you want to work on equipment and you don't have a groundstrap, you could still properly ground yourself. You can do this by leaving the unit plugged in (but not turned on!) and touching the the metal part of the chassis with your hand to discharge static. Don't touch electralytic capacitors, eventhough they are small, some of them will dump you on your butt. Why do you leave it plugged in? Well most equipment will provide a connection to earth ground through the power cord (the third prong) and then tie that to the chassis. 3. Three great songs that clock in at under a minute: 1. "Mystery Track!" Subconcious 2. "Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert" Pink Floyd, The Final Cut 3. "Jenny" The Red, White and Blue, Outdoor, Electric, Protestant, Blues Band (actually George Carlin) Johnny Motown (Only 1 more day until BH) ______________ John Mastin, Jr. email_address_removed Pencom Systems Administration "The best way to live life is to REALIZE that you're living it." -Mike Bahr ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 13 Dec 1996 01:58:07 -0500 From: Phil Carter To: email_address_removed Subject: Hey Paul, Birch Hell show, keyboards vs. guitars Message-ID: Greetings, 'Jammers (tm)... Saw Rush yesterday. What an intense show. I don't want to waste time and space with a detailed review, but I did send one to the NMS, Rush's mailing list, so check it out there or mail me if you want to know the full story. :) Cool thing: I met Paul Cashman while buying T-shirts and he mentioned that he was going to see Dream Theater the next day. I looked at him and said, "Birch Hill?" He looked at me and said, "Yeah. Are you on the net?" That quick, we had zeroed in on our shared interests and introduced ourselves as fellow Ytsejammers. Kind of cool. Paul, I wish I'd had time to talk more, but the show was starting soon! So, Paul and everybody else who went to Birch Hill, how'd the show go? Being packed in like sardines might not have been fun, but I bet the music was worth it. Re: the keyboards vs. guitars thing: Let's stop being ridiculous. I happen to greatly admire people who use keyboards as their primary instrument (Jonn Serrie, Yanni, David Arkenstone, Enya, Michael Gettel, Jonas Kvarnstrom/Stefan Schramm), but I *also* think that guitars are extraordinarily expressive and beautiful-sounding instruments. A large section of my CD collection is devoted solely to instrumental guitar work a la Malmsteen, MacAlpine, Becker, Hoey, Morse, Vai, and of course Satriani, as well as many others. So, to sum up: Keyboards are great. Guitars are great. In some styles of music, one is mutually exclusive of the other -- keyboards don't fit well in a Pantera song, usually. In other styles of music, you can have keyboards with no guitars around (check out any Glass Hammer album for a perfect example, though GH does have some songs with guitars in them as well). Let's drop the "one is better" thread. Fact is, there's always going to be people who idolize one and hate the other. I happen to think they're limiting themselves way too much, but that's their business. Cheers, Phil ========================================================= Phil Carter -- email_address_removed * Millennium * Frasier * Star Wars* * Glass Hammer * Dream Theater * Rush * David Arkenstone * Joe Satriani * "Music is enough for a whole lifetime -- but a lifetime is not enough for music." -- Rachmaninoff * Detective Comics * Leave it to Chance * Cerebus * Astro City * Azrael * ========================================================= ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 2102 **************************