YTSEJAM Digest 1382 Today's Topics: 1) Myung by email_address_removed 2) (U)Mr Big... by "Steven Johnson" 3) Re: Need fast Cash? Here it is! by "D. Pellor" 4) Mail Item Format Warning by "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 03/29/96 - 23:27:01" 5) Munny??? by William Rollo 6) Portnoy samples? by email_address_removed (Thrak) 7) Producing DT by andrew miller 8) Brrrrrr.... by Darren Redick 9) Cows by email_address_removed 10) Other bands by email_address_removed 11) Prog library by email_address_removed 12) videos by email_address_removed 13) Mike Bahr by email_address_removed 14) Wow by email_address_removed 15) white lion and transformers by email_address_removed (Mathew) 16) Stuff by email_address_removed 17) Chain Letters Suck by email_address_removed (Sheila Swanson) 18) Snares, drums, pitch... by Elliott Kim 19) Re: Satch by Dave Fernquist 20) asdf (WWW generated email) by Mike Shollenberger ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 20:39:45 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Myung Message-ID: I thought this'd be my last post on this subject, but the latest post on this forced me to write. I can think of few bassists who compare to JM. I've never heard Ellefson, but (don't bother cluttering the jam with angry mail, send it to me) I've heard very few metal bassists who do more than hold down the bass parts. While this is a bassist's primary function, it doesn't take much of a player to handle it. Take me. I'm 16, have very little rock experience, but after only playing a few years, I've acquired the skills to hold down a rhythm section. This does not not make me as good as all those heavy metal bassists, but I could easily do a bare bones version of what many of them do. Again, this does not make them any less of musicians, but the low end melodies get ignored more often than not. JM is extremely good, comparable to Chris Squire, Geddy Lee, Stanley Clarke, and (his idol) Tony Levin. Check out his work in Metropolis and at about 12:30 into aCoS. Speaking of bass, I get to see Stanley Clarke in Cleveland in April. He's playing at the Tri-C Jazz Fest. I'll be there playing bass for the Toledo Youth Jazz Ensemble. Stan is a phenomenal bass player. For you Cleveland area bassists, if you haven't heard him, CHECK HIM OUT! Finally, thanks to all for responding to my query. Feyd (Mark Tomko) ------------------------------ Date: 29 Mar 1996 14:15:14 GMT From: "Steven Johnson" To: email_address_removed Subject: (U)Mr Big... Message-ID: Glad there are Mr.Big fans on the list. I dig 'em as much (well almost) as DT because of their musical abilities. Only through this list did I know they had a new disc out and I bought it yesterday. My thoughts? Tied with "Lean Into It" for second. I disagree with Richie on a number of things. I think their first album was by far the best. It showed excellent songwriting and arrangement abilities, definitely chops and had a real fine edge to it. Since then, their albums have had too much "Wild World" and not enough 'Colorado Bulldog." I was waiting for at least a "throw the dog a bone" blisteringly fast groove on the latest disc and found none. It does have a better base of blues -influenced songs, but not enough edge. If "....Wind Blows" is the first single, it blows as a choice. All it does is perpetuate the myth of Mr.Big being a ballads-only band (like Boys II Men). I'd suggest "Toyland" as a first single. It stirs up the speakers a bit. Very lively. And for the second album in a row, Paul Gilbert is acting like he doesn't want to acknowledge his shredding past. "Take Cover" BEGS for a solo that combines phat sustains with shredding fills and we don't get SHIT!!! It's bad enough that mainstream music today lacks any guitar wizards...or ANY masters of their instruments. It's all open chord crap. These guys have the chance to blow minds away with their talent and songs short enough to get radio play. The "best of both worlds" as some may have it. It wish they'd go back to the "girl done me wrong", chunky, chops filled, good-time songs of their debut release. It easily outpaces every other release! LATER- Steve p.s Seeing Mr.Big in concert is a killer show. Being able to share a vodka bottle with 'em after the show is even better. Ah...the days of college gone by. *************************************************************** "I'll be defending you on the charge of......MURDER ONE!?! Wow! Even if I lose, I'll be famous!!" - Lionel Hutz, attorney *************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 15:23:49 -0800 (PST) From: "D. Pellor" To: seth Cc: email_address_removed, email_address_removed, email_address_removed, Subject: Re: Need fast Cash? Here it is! Message-ID: ya mean you don't want to keep going on and on about this for a few more weeks...? On Fri, 29 Mar 1996, seth wrote: > **DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE** > > Let's not start any inter-list fights here. I know many of us are upset > about the chain mail thing, but the listadmins for each of the lists > should do whatever they see fit to do. It's over, so let's go back to > our respective lists - I for one have no reason to get into a war with > members of the Nirvana war and I'm sure people on the RATM list don't > want to watch us fight. > > Let this be the last crosspost, with my apologies. > > seth (listadmin, Soundgarden Mailing List) > ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 18:27:43 EST From: "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 03/29/96 - 23:27:01" To: email_address_removed Subject: Mail Item Format Warning Message-ID: The mail item that you sent at 23:27:37 GMT on 29 Mar 1996 has been delivered. However, it has been necessary to convert this item into a format that is acceptable to the recipient, FITIPMOL at IBMMAIL. Information beyond column 79 in the mail item will have been wrapped. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 96 23:29:50 GMT From: William Rollo To: email_address_removed Subject: Munny??? Message-ID: > Make-munny-fast has been posted to the Jam. May God have mercy on > our souls. > > MTFBWY! Mike Bahr, email_address_removed/email_address_removed Ok. What would you choose as the best way to make 'munny' fast? (Feel free to pick more than just one if you want). [ ] Sell your hair [ ] Sell your soul [ ] Sell your family [ ] Sell your Magic The Gathering collection [ ] Sell your copies of Acoustic Dreams and Antiquities Personally, I would go with either of the first four before that last one.... ---> William Rollo <--- Clear your mind of those things gone by ___ /\_____ /\______________ You can't change the past, why even try \/ \/ You can build upon all you've learned ---> email_address_removed <--- You can start today -VICTOR- ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 17:43:54 -0600 From: email_address_removed (Thrak) To: email_address_removed Subject: Portnoy samples? Message-ID: Yes, he does use some drum samples on Images and Words, but maybe he's just talking about how he makes other drum tracks that lay over the original ones. Like for example, in Learning to Live, he plays some sort of Timbale or something over his normal drum part...if you listen closely you can tell that in order for this to be possible he would need four arms...so yes he does lay down other percussion tracks on top. This takes nothing away from his drumming though...he is still one of the best drummers I've ever heard. He just did that in the studio to build to the song. Live, he sounds just great and plays everything, except for a few sound bites (ex. the Pantera "By Demons Be Driven" bit that he put into his solo) he has programmed into drum triggers, so there's nothing bad about it. talk later. Thrak ------------------------------ Date: Fri Mar 29 17:56:46 1996 From: andrew miller To: email_address_removed Subject: Producing DT Message-ID: i've gotta question for anyone that can answer it: why doesn't Dream Theater produce their own albums? do they have any plans to do so in the future? --- Andrew Miller------------------------------------SubtleRage "these visions keep clouding my perceptions of time as the day fast forwards into another episode of darkness" email_address_removed@act.org ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 00:08:12 GMT From: Darren Redick To: email_address_removed Subject: Brrrrrr.... Message-ID: <199603300008.AAA16111@nethead.co.uk> Dude, chill out! IMHO, it's YOU who's being self-indulgent. Relax. Breathe in htrough the nose and out through the mouth. There. Doesn't that feel better. Get yourself a date with Rosy Palmer! :Q -D **************************************************************************** ********* Sig. under construction * * * * * * * **************************************************************************** ******** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 19:18:33 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Cows Message-ID: >.once upon a time, and a very good time it was, there was a moo cow, >coming down along the road.. but it got shot before it could walk much >further cause it *might* have caught BSE 7 years ago and BSE *might* cause >humans to develop CJD if they eat BSE infected meat... possibly... mooooo! Rip, you are THE Ytse-cowman. i'm surprised you haven't jumped on this thing yet. =============================================================== Oh no! Here comes DreamNDay! Everybody hide your bandwidth before he takes it all! later--------------Brian =============================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 19:18:40 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Other bands Message-ID: <960329191840_259483023@mail06> >Mr. Bungle - Mr. Bungle YESSSS! This must be my favorite album at the moment. They are great, and VERY original. They do everything from Funk to jazz to metal to everything in between. My girlfriend got my into these guys and I haven't been able to go a couple of days without listening to it. They are pretty funny. >Korn - Korn This is my favorite album that I don't have. To the person a few months ago who said that detuning your guitar doesn't make something heavy, just listen to Korn. They are tuned down to A. =============================================================== Oh no! Here comes DreamNDay! Everybody hide your bandwidth before he takes it all! later--------------Brian =============================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 19:18:41 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Prog library Message-ID: Screw the prog library. How'sa bout a mega Ytse-Library? It could include _all_ of the music that we tell other jammers to pick up. I know I have a lot of that, and there's a lot of stuff I'd want to hear. what do you guys think? =============================================================== Oh no! Here comes DreamNDay! Everybody hide your bandwidth before he takes it all! later--------------Brian =============================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 19:19:10 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: videos Message-ID: I just got some cool videos from Scott Cook. Two are from 1989. One was from the MCA Showcase, the other was from Sundance (yes, the one where John P picks his nose) Charlie was great! If you liked him on WDADU, but you heard Consciously Unreal amd thought he was no good, think again. He just had a bad night. He sounded real good. The band seemed real tight. Anyome know if Charlie is still friends with the band? Anyway, after the show, I heard one of the biggest pieces of bullshit I've ever heard! John P says "I should've never switched to guitar. I can't fucking play this thing!" and then, I see the same Mike Portnoy that I saw on the japan ppv: "(frantically) Anyone got a light?!?!?!" Cool vid. =============================================================== Oh no! Here comes DreamNDay! Everybody hide your bandwidth before he takes it all! later--------------Brian =============================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 19:18:48 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Mike Bahr Message-ID: Anyone know where Mike Bahr dissapeared to? I sent him tapes for a trade we had worked out about three weeks ago, and I haven't heard from him since. I've sent him a few e-mails, but no response. This is not like Mike to do this. He is not one to rip people off, so I'm assuming he's busy with the CDs or he is on vacation or something. Someone let me know where Mike is!!!! =============================================================== Oh no! Here comes DreamNDay! Everybody hide your bandwidth before he takes it all! later--------------Brian =============================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 19:22:00 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Wow Message-ID: I stay off line for 24 hours and find 5 jams in my mailbox. what will happen when I go to France in 2 weeks? Well, there might be fewer jams if _I_ don't post for a week. He he he. =============================================================== Oh no! Here comes DreamNDay! Everybody hide your bandwidth before he takes it all! later--------------Brian =============================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 20:00:54 -0600 From: email_address_removed (Mathew) To: email_address_removed Subject: white lion and transformers Message-ID: jeff wrote: >> To whoever wanted to know. White Lion broke up a few years ago. Mike >> Tramp (the vocalist) is/was in a band call Freak of Nature who have 2 >> albums that only available via import. I have no clue how they sound. >Didn't White Lion do the theme song to "Transformers: The Movie"? I >think it sounded really cool.....really 80's but really cool. There's a >wicked guitar solo in it too. Dream Theater should cover that song. the theme for the trasformers movie was done by a group called 'lion'. i got the soundtrack and it is pretty good. the vocalist for 'lion' is pretty impressive, but not as good as james. :) mathew ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 20:24:13 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Stuff Message-ID: <960329202412_259529066@mail06> Well, I am feeling fucked up (once again, no drugs or alchohol), so I decided to once, just once, take a page from Bafu's book and (gasp) respond to all of the jams AT ONCE!!!!! Savor this moment, cuz it's not gonna happen for a while. >HUH? i don't understand where you're coming from. i've learned of many other >prog bands thanks to my fellow ytsejammers. if i hadn't been on the ytsejam >list i never would've heard of Superior, Galactic Cowboys, Echolyn, >Braindance, Magna Carta Records, The Majesty Demos, Mike Bahr's CD projects, >and whole bunch of other bands/info i can't remember off hand. Fuck other bands, man. I've become computer literate because of the jam. I didn't know jack shit before I joined (It took me about 3 weeks to actually learn how to open the downloaded jams!). Now I know alittle more than jack shit. I even know how to get to IRC! >man, i live in Iowa. right smack dab in the middle of hick country. there is >NO progressive rock scene in Iowa, and, with the exception of Rush, there are >no prog songs played on the radio. the point being that the jam has opened my >eyes to a whole new world of progressive music. i love the jam. it's cool. >and i like it just the way it is. if you don't like reading through jams >filled with non-DT content, then unsubscribe. BTW, check your email you got >right after subscribing. it states that other related topics ARE accepted. Fuck Iowa, man. I live in ARKVILLE, right smack dab in the middle of nowhere, where there are NO malls, NO fast food joints, NO radio stations (other that country), NO guitar stores (sniff), pretty much NO of anything. I used to humor my friends on Long Islan with my tales of ARKVILLE, but I'm getting kinda sick of it. Maybe someday I'll tell you all about ARKVILLE, but not today, oh no. You're not ready to handle the stories of ARKVILLE > Well that is my 42,318 cents worth. " Oh and the silly party has >taken Lutenn, Brian what do you make of that? " I think I need to go buy a dictionary. (wait, do youmean me?) > For those of you who haven't been on the IRC channel yet, you >don't know what you're missing out on! Besides the regular old chat, >we've got a new game going on (informally entitled Ytse-Quote). It's >fun, it's easy, it's free, and you can win prizes (sometime in the >future). Here's how it works: Shit. I'm being deprived of IRC. I'm stuck in ARKVILLE where I can't use Netcom (long distance call. actually, AOL is long distance too, but not as much as Netcom). You guys gonna wait for me? I can only use IRC on weekends, and I'm busy for the next couple of weekends. >Nooo is right! Wow, there are less and less of us now! I saw an interview in >which all four in Metallica had their hair cut short. > > >Yes, you did abbrievate right, well, close! > >Johnny Motown, one of the last surviving members of the YJLHB I hate it when these guys cut their hair. I've been growing my hair for about a year and a half, and my dad's pretty pissed. And forget about a ponytail. He'd kill me if he caught me with my hair tied back. I always used Metallica as an example of my idols when my dad would bitch about my hair. Now I can't get any new Metallica posters. and Satch probably looks like a goon with his head shaved. BTW, WTF is YJLHB ? (enough abbrv's for you?) I think maybe it's like "Ytse Jam Long Haired Boys" or something. > That fuckin' John Petrucci. He goes and uses a wah wah pedal on >Awake and ACoS. That's soooo self indulgent. That fuckin' Brian Wherry. He goes and posts four times in a row. That's soooo self indulgent (unless he's trying to take the over-posting crown from me. That's soooo not going to happen anytine soon. >"In the darkness, everything becomes clearer than daylight..." > > - King Diamond Yes! King rules. MIRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I feel weird posting like this so I must go and channel my anger into energy. (Too many assholes in ARKVILLE) ============================================================= Oh no! Here comes DreamNDay! Everybody hide your bandwidth before he takes it all! later--------------Brian ============================================================= ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 19:25:13 -0700 From: email_address_removed (Sheila Swanson) To: email_address_removed Subject: Chain Letters Suck Message-ID: Hey Guys!!! I have a great idea to make money. Write to a whole bunch of lists and waste an amazing ammount of space explaining how to make a pile of money. Just to be safe, always send it twice. It may not get there. If you do it enough, maybe people will pay you to shut up. (If you don't smell the sarcasm, get a life) I realize that we can't make this a moderated list, but can't someone monitor the list for mass mailing crap so that we don't waste time deleting. Later, Cory ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 22:02:25 -0500 (EST) From: Elliott Kim To: Dream Thespians Subject: Snares, drums, pitch... Message-ID: Various people have posted about Mike's snare. It's all fine and dandy what you think. But there is one glaring misconception that has popped up. Drums can be tuned to a pitch, but not to a note. You don't try to find a Bb or whatever. There is no note you tune to. With drums, pitch describes the frequency range that the drum or cymbal emphasizes, not a note. Your drums and your cymbals are in tune with a song, no matter what key signature it's in. Think about it. If drums and cymbals produced notes, you would either have to limit yourself to a few key signatures, or have an out of tune drummer. A drummer friend of mine explained in great detail what I tried to explain. Any of you drummers out there care to back me up on this and maybe clarify what I just said? BTW, I'm a guitar player [who wishes he had either stuck with piano earlier in his life, or took up drums instead of guitar...] --=The Cliff's Notes Version of my .signature file=-- Elliott Kim [Insert ASCII doodle here] Florida International University email_address_removed email_address_removed [Insert profound quote here] ------------------------------ Date: 29 Mar 96 22:06:35 EST From: Dave Fernquist To: "INTERNET:email_address_removed" Subject: Re: Satch Message-ID: You guys wrote: >Modjeska!!! Oh man, that reminds me... this one's for all you YJLHBH >(did I abbreviate that right? Hairball? Anyone?) members... SATCH SHAVED >HIS HEAD!!!!! >NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn't matter; the show will still kick your ass! I saw him two weeks ago in Riverside. Stu played the Peanuts theme, to our delight! Go see the show; Joe is a madman. DFern ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 22:16:45 -0500 From: Mike Shollenberger To: email_address_removed Subject: asdf (WWW generated email) Message-ID: Anyone else see these guys live at Mississippi Nights in St. Louis a couple of years ago? Incredible show. My favorite band ever. I can't help but subscribe. Subscribe ytsejam Mike Shollenberger. That's me. later, and thanks. ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 1382 **************************