YTSEJAM Digest 1344 Today's Topics: 1) Re: Joe Satriani Show by borlangw 2) Mail Item Format Warning by "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 03/12/96 - 02:52:12" 3) .SIG DESTRUCTION! by The Masked Avenger 4) Rush Tribute album by "Richard W. Bradley" 5) DT, Extreme, Metallica boot CD's for trade by email_address_removed (Scott Cook) 6) Re: SIG's by email_address_removed 7) You know... by "Christopher R. Merlo" 8) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1343 by email_address_removed (ernie) 9) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1342 by email_address_removed (ernie) 10) Keu...seriously. by email_address_removed (MS DEBBIE M VESTAL) 11) Requests by Steve Borzilleri 12) HELP!!! (WWW generated email) by Jill Lentchner 13) Birch Hill by blim 14) Re: .SIG DESTRUCTION! by email_address_removed (MS DEBBIE M VESTAL) 15) Aerosmith & Berklee (minimal DTC) by Gilbert Jack Thetgyi 16) WDADU by email_address_removed 17) Chroma Key/Kevin Moore Home Page by email_address_removed 18) Tony MacAlpine / Mike Portnoy by Wessel Marquering 19) Denver 11/22/94! by email_address_removed.de (Steffen Barabasch) 20) Peter Steele by email_address_removed (Lars Hellsten) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 02:46:16 GMT From: borlangw To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Joe Satriani Show Message-ID: Dave wrote: > Any Jammers going to see Satch this friday at the Riverside Performing Arts > Theatre? Be warned. The live show on this tour is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Stu Hamm blew my socks off :-) Graham B. ____________________________________________________________________________ | | | Graham Borland, email_address_removed.ac.uk, http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~borlangw |:: |____________________________________________________________________________|:: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 21:52:59 EST From: "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 03/12/96 - 02:52:12" To: email_address_removed Subject: Mail Item Format Warning Message-ID: The mail item that you sent at 02:52:53 GMT on 12 Mar 1996 has been delivered. However, it has been necessary to convert this item into a format that is acceptable to the recipient, FITIPMOL at IBMMAIL. Information beyond column 79 in the mail item will have been wrapped. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 21:23:17 -0800 From: The Masked Avenger To: email_address_removed Subject: .SIG DESTRUCTION! Message-ID: OH! The pain! The Agony! Massive losses on all sides!! A legend about an ancient Fates Warning .SIG that shall return someday and conquer all! But,yea, in the distance the faint rumble of hope! The Army of Never Ending Sadness shall be pushed back to it's gates!!! The Evil Hoarde of Rampaging stickmen shall be erased by the very pencils that drew them!!! HA HA !!! **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *\ /* * * * * * * * * * \ VVV / * * * * * * * * * *\ \/. .\/ /* * * * * * * * * * \ \_V_/ / * * * * * **** **** **** **** \ / **** **** **** **** ************** \ / ************** * * | | * * ************** / \ ************** / \ /|\ /|\ It's Super-Giant Baby Marshmellow Easter Chicken!! And his Massive pulse-pounding fists of DOOM! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ::::::::::::YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED! 25 cents more, please!!:::::::::::::::::: ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 10:48 pm EST (Tue, 12 Mar 96 03:48:28 UT) From: "Richard W. Bradley" To: email_address_removed Subject: Rush Tribute album Message-ID: <57401031196224828@FREDONIA> Hey Jammers, I have a very serious question to ask. I heard a rumor on the Rush Midnight express list that Dream Theater and Primus were going to put together a Rush Tribute album. I was wondering if anybody on here has heard about this, if you have any information could you please write me or post it to the jam. My address is email_address_removed Thanks Rich ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 19:54:29 -0800 From: email_address_removed (Scott Cook) To: email_address_removed Subject: DT, Extreme, Metallica boot CD's for trade Message-ID: Hi all, The "certifiable" one has some bootleg Cd's to offer up for trade. 1. Extreme - Get The Funk Out. Live from Houston 17, May 1989. This is from an FM broadcast; the quality is superb. 2. DT - Dream Out Loud - From the Impaxx Club, Buffalo. This has the "Get Funky/Status Seeker" tha's on Mike Bahr's WDATU. I thought I had this sold, but the money never arrived so it's back on the block. 3. Metallica - Candy For The Kids. This is from Bicentennial Park in Miami Aug. 21, 1994. It's two cd's and I think it is from the Soundboard. The highlight of this is that is has a cover of the Judas Priest song "Rapid Fire" with Rob Halford on vocals. The Extreme and DT Boots are for sale for $25 each or trade for other CD's. I especially want Majestic Harmonies. The Metallica is ONLY for trade for Lost In The Sky (2cd). If you see anything that interests you, feel free to email me. I want to clarify my Macintosh post of a few days ago. I did not mean to piss off Mac users. MACINTOSH IS THE BEST COMPUTER OUT TODAY, IN MY OPINION! If I had the extra money at the time I bought my current system, I would've gotten one myself. The reason I said what I did was because some arrogant s.o.b. was acting like some pompous snob because his mac was ammune to the Michelangelo virus, and I had a knee-jerk reaction. I shouldn't have said what I did. But, then again, I am certifiable so I guess it's to be expected, eh. Scott Cook ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 04:34:03 GMT From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: SIG's Message-ID: On Mon, 11 Mar 1996 08:08:51 -0800, you wrote: >Here's my contribution! I can't remember where I found it though! Enjoy... > >> ______ >> / \ >> | | >> | (O)(O) >> @ .---_) >> | |\___| >> | \__/ |\/\/\/| >> /-------\ | | .~~~~~~~~~~~~~. No thanks. Besides, does this have anything to do with DT? It's pretty tastless and disgusting, IMO. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 23:52:41 -0500 (EST) From: "Christopher R. Merlo" To: Ytse Jam Subject: You know... Message-ID: Wouldn't it suck if that IBMMAIL guy was on ack mode? :) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ \|/ ____ \|/ The Digital Man \|/ ____ \|/ "@'/ ,. \`@" email_address_removed "@'/ ,. \`@" /_| \__/ |_\ email_address_removed /_| \__/ |_\ \__U_/ http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~cmerlo \__U_/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 03:11:22 -0400 From: email_address_removed (ernie) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1343 Message-ID: > >"Lieber ein's zuviel, als ein's zu wenig." > Aktien Brauerie, Kaufbeuren > >What does this say in english? > I believe it's something like 'love the large as you love the small'... god that sounds STUPID... anyways I only know pathetically small amount of Geraman... but Lieber is love, zuviel is a lot, als is as, and wenig is a little'.... oh well, I'm sure there are some Deutscher jammers... BTW...what does my last name mean in german... I believe it's chit-chat or something like that... I believe I'm going to pass out from my blood-alcohol level after seeing so many 'unsuscribe me' posts... |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |"Better to save the mistery, than surrender to the secret"-JP,'Another Day'| |"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice"-NP,'Freewill' | |"Broken hearts are for assholes"-FZ, 'BHAFA' | |===========================================================================| "We're on a mission from Rod. BUUURRRP!!!" {Ernie email_address_removed} ============================================================================= ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 03:11:36 -0400 From: email_address_removed (ernie) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1342 Message-ID: >I've also recently got hold of Anthrax - 'Stomp 442', and Hey I just got that too... In fact I'm listening to it right now... very intense....Have you checked out 'American Pompeii'? > >So, can you fill in the blanks? >1) Dream Theater 2) _________________ 3)__________________ 4)__________ >5) _____________ 6) _________________ featuring Bill Bruford > Somehow, Alice Cooper comes to mind for #2... > >AHH!! finally someone answered me with something i wanted to hear! If >the bands dont make music for the money why then must there be awards >for best album etc...?? 1) the artists don't make the award shows, the industry does 2) some artists do it for the money, others accept the awards because they feel they'd insult their fans if they didn't... others don't even show up... and others go but don't accept (like Garth Brooks did in the AMA I believe...I actually respect that guy now...) Besides... why do you even refer to awards? DT hasn't even come close to touching one yet... and I'm sure they don't even give damn... As far as I can see, they doing pretty good economically speaking... they don't have to be multi-millionaires... -I'd put a really cool sig for the war, but I don't have much of an imagination right now:) |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |"Better to save the mistery, than surrender to the secret"-JP,'Another Day'| |"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice"-NP,'Freewill' | |"Broken hearts are for assholes"-FZ, 'BHAFA' | |===========================================================================| "We're on a mission from Rod. BUUURRRP!!!" {Ernie email_address_removed} ============================================================================= ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 10 Mar 1996 16:37:21 EST From: email_address_removed (MS DEBBIE M VESTAL) To: email_address_removed Subject: Keu...seriously. Message-ID: Keu stated: >No i am serious... WHAT IS IT WITH DT that makes them special??? What >makes all you think that ONE BAND or Group is better then another??? It's probably the same reason why some prefer Chinese food and others prefer Italian. It comes down to personal preferences. I can't speak for everyone on the list...but for myself...Dream Theater is the TOTAL package. Excellent musicianship, interesting lyrics, good vocals....etc. Some bands might have great musicianship...but their lyrics are so corny they are hard to listen to. Other bands might have the musicianship and the lyrics but their vocalist sounds like an idiot. Get my point, yet? By the way, I don't consider them to be intrinsically "better" than other bands. I listen to different bands depending on what mood I'm in. When I feel like the BITCH GODDESS FROM HELL....well....to be honest at that time I prefer bands like Testament or I dig out some early Metallica. At other times, I'm way to mellow for Dream Theater so I put on Loreena McKennitt, the Dixie Dregs or Ozric Tentacles. Just because people are on this list does NOT make them single minded Dream Theater fanatics that can't listen to ANYTHING outside the world of Prog. If you want to get serious replies to your posts....you HAVE to learn how to state your views more effectively. You really do sound like you are Flame Baiting most of the time. Reread your posts before you send them in to avoid this...unless of course you ARE doing it intentionally. If you are....you deserve whatever you get. Cat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IN GODS WE TRUST......................................... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ALL OTHERS PAY CASH...................... -STEVEN BRUST ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 22:35:36 -0800 (PST) From: Steve Borzilleri To: Dream Thespians Subject: Requests Message-ID: Would "mikko kalermo," "jskewes," and "laferrie" please e-mail me at email_address_removed. If anyone knows who these three people are, can you e-mail me with their present e-locations? Thanks. Bafu Vai ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 01:57:40 -0500 From: Jill Lentchner To: email_address_removed Subject: HELP!!! (WWW generated email) Message-ID: Hi all. I am home on sprinmg break (finally!!) and have discovered that I can do IRC from home. I think I just screwed up here so sorry if this comes in two different times. As I think I said before, I am home on spring break. However, I don't have the IRC info here. If someone could email ASAP it would be much appreciated. The address is email_address_removed. Thanks all and I will be back in a week or so. Jill ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 20:05:56 -0500 (EST) From: blim To: email_address_removed Subject: Birch Hill Message-ID: Hey, all. Syrinx here. Can one of you guys e-mail me about getting a dub of the Birch Hill tape? Of course, you all know i was there, and i'd love a copy of it. Bafu? Mojo? Digital Man? Skadz? Anyone? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | "..to you - is it movement or is it action? * mike b. ostrich | | is it contact or just reaction? * email: | | and you - revolution, or just resistance? * email_address_removed | | is it living or just existance? * .temple.edu | | yeah you - it takes a little more persistance * * * * * * | | to get up and go the distance.." - neil peart, 1984 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 02:21:12 EST From: email_address_removed (MS DEBBIE M VESTAL) To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: .SIG DESTRUCTION! Message-ID: >OH! The pain! The Agony! Massive losses on all sides!! A legend about an >ancient Fates Warning .SIG that shall return someday and conquer all! >But,yea, in the distance the faint rumble of hope! The Army of Never >Ending Sadness shall be pushed back to it's gates!!! The Evil Hoarde of >Rampaging stickmen shall be erased by the very pencils that drew them!!! >HA HA !!! **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *\ /* * * * * * * * * * \ VVV / * * * * * * * * * *\ \/. .\/ /* * * * * * * * * * \ \_V_/ / * * * * * **** **** **** **** \ / **** **** **** **** ************** \ / ************** * * | | * * ************** / \ ************** / \ /|\ /|\ >It's Super-Giant Baby Marshmellow Easter Chicken!! And his Massive >pulse-pounding fists of DOOM! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! >::::::::::::YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED! 25 cents more, please!!:::::::::::::: ADMIT DEFEAT YE MUTANT CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR YOU'LL FORCE ME TO CONTRIVE THE ULTIMATE IN YTSEHORROR>>>>>>THE GIANT MOO COW.....HER HOOVES WILL SMASH YON CHICKEN TO SMITHERS AND HER MIGHTY HORNS SPARK LIGHTNING IN THE DIGITAL SKY..... 0 0 00 00 000 000 000 000 0000 0000 000000 000000 000000 )\)\)\/(/(/( 000000 0000000||||||||||||||0000000 /||| |||||||||||| |||\ /||||| |||||||||| |||||\ /|||||/| @ ||||||| @ |\|||||\ /|||| \ ||||||| / ||||\ (|| \ ||||||| / ||) '|||||||||||` \@@@___@@@/ ----MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \OOOOO/ DANG.....LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!! Or is it Moooo????? Honestly, now, admit defeat. Bow down before the Mighty Moo Cow....lest the natives of Ytse Isle become restless....and we end up Charbroiled and served for dinner......... Cat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IN GODS WE TRUST......................................... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ALL OTHERS PAY CASH...................... -STEVEN BRUST ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 02:47:00 -0500 (EST) From: Gilbert Jack Thetgyi To: email_address_removed Subject: Aerosmith & Berklee (minimal DTC) Message-ID: On Mon, 11 Mar 1996, Steven Johnson wrote: > > *** Reply to note of 03/11/96 09:57 > Um....A couple of Aerosmith members DID go to Berklee. Not a far drive for > native Bostonians. There have been a couple industry ads with 'Smith guys in > 'em during the school's anniversary last year. LATER- Um...I checked the Aerosmith FAQ's and history on the Net. They were all born around the 1950s, and began gigging in 1971. There is no mention of Berklee, and it seems that they started playing right after high school. I also checked Berklee's homepage on the Web. No mention there, either. Surely, they would would mention superstar alumni like members of Aerosmith. As far as "industry ads with 'Smith guys in 'em", that doesn't mean a thing. By that logic, what about a picture of Bruce Dickinson when he played with DT? Does that means he is a member of DT? I think not. I still stand by my original statement that they could have received honorary degrees. Soundcerely, G. Jack Thetgyi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G. Jack Thetgyi email_address_removed "Any movie with wakka-cha-wakka in it is okay by me." -Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000 #512: "Mitchell" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 20:55:38 -0700 (MST) From: email_address_removed To: YtseJam Subject: WDADU Message-ID: A while ago there was some talk about the re-release of WDADU, I guess they redid the sounds because I finally bought my own copy of WDADU for 9.98 yesterday. (Never bought it because it was always for 28.99) I thought Charlie sounds pretty good. The sound quality is great, but there were no lyrics nor the pictures of the guys inside. The CD says it contains program transferred from analog tape. So did they redid the sounds or this is the original one that DT put out few years ago? Hui-Chi email_address_removed http://www.public.asu.edu/~auhcy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Can't think of a quote at this moment" hey, it's 3am OK!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 03:50:18 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Chroma Key/Kevin Moore Home Page Message-ID: Hi everyone, Kevin has asked me to direct you all to his brand-spanking new Chroma Key home page to take a peek. :) Kevin designed the site himself (he has become a true HTML God ;), and you can order the CK tape from him directly from his home page, if you so desire. I would recommend that you *buy the tape* from Kevin rather than *trade* copies of it, so that Kevin can support himself with his music, ok? Thanks in advance for your consideration. :) Ok, ok, so Kev's been on-line for awhile now but I was respecting his privacy, ok?? :) :) Don't hit me or anything. Here's the URL: http://www.chromakey.com if for any reason that doesn't work, try the domain address: http://192.41.4.27/ Have fun, kids. :) Jennifer ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 96 10:35:00 CET From: Wessel Marquering To: "email_address_removed" Subject: Tony MacAlpine / Mike Portnoy Message-ID: I went to see Tony MacAlpine last saturday in the Netherlands. Wow, what a great guitar player!!!! He played mostly material from his first 2 solo albums and the last one. The bassplayer had the most funny show I've ever seen in my life, he's totally nuts. I strongly advice evereyone to go to the concerts!!! After the show I had some talks and drinks with the band members. They were really friendly. Check out their homepage at http:/www.oso.com/~jason/tony. Please keep on giving us the latest details about the workshops of Mike Portnoy. I sure don't want to miss this. Where in Brussel will it be? anyone? Wessel Marquering ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 14:43:59 +0100 (MEZ) From: email_address_removed.de (Steffen Barabasch) To: email_address_removed (Ytsejam - the Dream Theater mailing list) Subject: Denver 11/22/94! Message-ID: We interrupt this program for a message with Dream Theater content! Hi! I'm searching for a low generation copy of the FM broadcast of the Denver show! Hello Texas 'jammers! Anyone? Maybe someone who recorded it is on the Jam, too. Thanx. Bye, Steffen. And now: On with the Jam! BLAH BLAH... [250 lines of .sig trimmed] ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 09:16:44 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Lars Hellsten) To: email_address_removed Subject: Peter Steele Message-ID: >About their quoet of Don't mistake lack of talent for genius, I liked the >quote that Pete said when I saw them with Queesryche last July. It went >something like this: >"Don't be as stupid as Kurt Cobain was. If you're feeling depressed and >thinking about killing yourself, be smart and do the right thing-take someone >you hate with you." I thought it was a pretty stupid, silly, juvenille, and immature comment. At the Toronto show, it was a bit different. He said something like "This song is about suicide. Maybe one day when I'm old and useless - which will probably be pretty soon - I'll blow up the World Trade Centre, and hopefully take someone I hate with me". -- Lars Hellsten (email_address_removed) /*/ http://www.ionsys.com/~larsh "Once I reached for love, and now I reach for life" - Dream Theater ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 1344 **************************