YTSEJAM Digest 1267 Today's Topics: 1) DT clinic by Jan van Huizen 2) Frank Aresti by Jan van Huizen 3) fill in the blanks by email_address_removed 4) AOL chat by email_address_removed 5) Mail Item Format Warning by "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 02/17/96 - 20:10:22" 6) Shame on me by email_address_removed (Jon Kretschmer) 7) Can this be true? by email_address_removed (Heath) 8) Subconscious and Acoustic Dreams by email_address_removed 9) A Change of Seasons EP Promos by email_address_removed 10) whinos and other latino dancers on the boulevard of dreams by email_address_removed 11) Norwegian black metal scene by Matt Rosin 12) Saigon Kick and Extreme by email_address_removed 13) Oh, a whole buttload of stuff... by "Dr. Teeth" 14) An Interesting Point... by email_address_removed 15) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1266 by Ernesto Schnack 16) Oh crap, not the bookworm again!!!!! by email_address_removed (ryan good) 17) Re: Can this be true? by "Damon M. Fibraio" 18) WDAJU comments by email_address_removed 19) The Ytsejam Drinking Game! by Scotch ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 20:48:16 +0100 From: Jan van Huizen To: email_address_removed Subject: DT clinic Message-ID: Hi, Great news for the Dutch (and European) Ytsejammers : Mike & John P. will be doing a clinic in Holland ! To be precise, the Slagwerkkrant (the leading Dutch magazine for percussionists) will be organizing a clinic with Tama drums and Ibanez guitars on the 19TH OF MARCH. It will be held at Willem II, Den Bosch. I read this in the latest Aardschok. Can any Dutch Ytsejammer (especially living in the Rotterdam area) who owns a car and is planning to attend the clinic, please e-mail me ? You can also contact me if you want more details on the clinic. See you, Aurora ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 20:50:51 +0100 From: Jan van Huizen To: email_address_removed Subject: Frank Aresti Message-ID: Hi, Some other news : at the end of March Fates Warning will be recording their forthcoming album. As for Frank Aresti (formely of FW) is in a new band called ALL THAT IS. It seems they already recorded a demo which features Aresti playing guitar (or course) and doing the lead vocals !!! I'll keep you posted ... ! See you, Aurora ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 14:52:56 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: fill in the blanks Message-ID: If anyone has the pre-IAW tape with Labrie / ACOS, or if your a Sterling fan; Children of yesterday aires of tommorow what do you reap ____ in sorrow,_______ faster and faster_____ prepared by the master. Could someone please fill in the blanks, this sounds trivial, but it's driving me nuts and my tape deck is getting tired. This may have already been beaten to death, if so, soooooorrryyy! please fill me in anyway. Want to say hello to my Neighbors in CT. ytse Jim and Ryan E. , who both showed you can tell someone you dissagree with them without being derogatory. "Wars and temper tantrums are the makeshifts of ignorance, regrets illuminate... to late. F.W. prelude to ruin. Shu Chin. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 15:09:09 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: AOL chat Message-ID: OK everyone. The AOL chat was a bomb and I would like to give it another shot. Anyone interested in an AOL chat please e-mail me personally with when is the best date andtime for you to stay online for a while. later--------------Brian ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 15:11:00 EST From: "RESPONSE at IBMMAIL 02/17/96 - 20:10:22" To: email_address_removed Subject: Mail Item Format Warning Message-ID: The mail item that you sent at 20:10:54 GMT on 17 Feb 1996 has been delivered. However, it has been necessary to convert this item into a format that is acceptable to the recipient, FITIPMOL at IBMMAIL. Information beyond column 79 in the mail item will have been wrapped. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 12:27:55 +0800 From: email_address_removed (Jon Kretschmer) To: email_address_removed Subject: Shame on me Message-ID: >"A fart on Thomas Putnam!" - John Proctor >From: kristopher long The Crucible...You know, this could become a cool thread. Too bad it doesnt have anything to do with DT...Lets see if the educated mass gets this one. "If you really want to hear about it, the first thing youll probably want to know if where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I dont feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth." Aw man, I made that too easy. Who said it, and what book? And as for the lack of DT content, we are all educated people who love DT. That will never be forgotten by anyone that reads the list. So why not flex the grey matter a bit once and a while? Allright folks, till next time. And way to go Bahr. My order for antiquities is on the way once I can find enough change in the seats of my car. Jon ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 16:19:49 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Heath) To: email_address_removed Subject: Can this be true? Message-ID: >I can't believe this, my second post to the new ax.com server and >I'm wasted again! I've had four shots of Three Wise Men, and that was >about three too many... I can't even stand. In fact I've had to backspace >about 94 times so far writing this message. > News from the DT camp... nothing solid yet, just plans that are >hoping to be made reality... this winter: Rush, with special guest Dream >Theater!! Hey, it's nothing solid yet, nothing confirmable, so don't kill >yourself if it dosen't happen. But! They both have albums coming out at >the same time and our favourite progressive band would very much like it >to happen. Let's hope for the best eh!!! Managements will be the deciding >factors in this now. I hope you weren't too wasted Mike. If this news is true, it would be the greatest thing in the world. I just hope it wasn't something you thought of while you were drunk. Just imagine DT and Rush together. I could, but couldn't. Heath Augustover ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 16:37:47 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Subconscious and Acoustic Dreams Message-ID: Is there anyone on the Jam that is interested in selling me a copy (hopefully one of you has an extra copy lingering around) of Subconscious and Acoustic Dreams? Serious inquiries should e-mail me at the address in the header. I am willing to pay mucho dinero for these gems. Bogie ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 16:38:00 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: A Change of Seasons EP Promos Message-ID: This is for all of you DT collectors out there: Did you know two versions of the ACOS EP promo exist? I just found this out last week. Naturally, there is the promo version similar to the actual ACOS EP release with the gold promo stamp on the booklet. However, I found a version last week that didn't have a booklet and actually had a different CD picture. It's a black disc that has "Dream Theater" written across the top like their other relases. Under that it says "A Change of Seasons" in the fancy writing that is used on the back of the release. Then, underneath the hole, it mentions the titles of all the tracks. It's rather interesting. The back of the CD case just has generic looking text that lists the songs on the CD, plus a paragrah about us! (Different than in the release's booklet) Here 'tis. "Dream Theater fans know what buttons to push. For years, now, the group's fans have been demanding to know when the band would finally lay down its live cult classic 23 minute opus, "A Change of Seasons." The song, which has become legendary among Dream Theater fans around the world, has only been performed live by the band on two occasions; once in Germany and once in New York City. Bootleg versions, however, have left fans hoping that one day the group would sanction a release of the ethereal masterpiece. Their patience will not go unrewarded. Due to the amazing amount of letters, phone calls, and a massive fan-initiated campaign on the Internet that flooded the record company with requests, the group hit the studio in May to put together this compilation. "A Change of Seasons" features a studio version of the epic title track, plus live material recorded at Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club in London on January 31st of this year. That show saw the group perform a plethora of cover songs dedicated to their idols, who include Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Elton John, Queen, and Genesis. The group is also currently working on new material due for their next studio album, due in the summer of 1996." Sorry to bore those of you who did not find this excerpt interesting. I posted it for those of you who need to have every DT collectible out there! Bogie ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 17:14:15 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: whinos and other latino dancers on the boulevard of dreams Message-ID: hello there. a hello to the mojoman, and hoping that he recovers from his night out. and "polluted as a pelican"?!?!?! wha' tha...... and mike bahr, jeez! that's 2 for you! but i must say i like that 3 wise men thing. i gotta try that someday. i tried drinking saki with my apartmentmate last week, and i almost died! well, anyways, some questions; 1) what the f--- is with the "response at ibmmail" things that clutter the jam? 2) about the cool music being played at msg (home of the greatest hockey team ever, and a really good basketball team), i figured i'd contribute a tale. i play(ed) in the binghamton university pep band for 2 years (small school, but of putzes and our bball team blows). but i was asked to play keyboards and guitar, and i met a drummer there who happened to have silmilar tastes as i do. soooooo, it wasn't uncommon to go thru a bevy of tunes, including elp- karn evil 9 (some parts of course, not all) yes- heart of the sunrise zeppelin- a quick meley of "ocean" into "heartbreaker." zappa- montana (whipping post) police- walking on the moon and a lot of other cool things like that! i didn't really do any dt (other thanwfs a few times) because i don't want to risk butchering great music. but that's that for the arena gig. to scott daugherty, re: 1000 lawyers ans: a good start. just think, i might end up in law school! well, bye bye for now. love and kisses, david the polluted pelican kobayashi ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 16:42:59 -0600 (CST) From: Matt Rosin To: email_address_removed Subject: Norwegian black metal scene Message-ID: here's another death-metal fan, i couldn't agree more (i'm sorry but i don't remember who wrote it) that there is a lot of great music coming out of the norwegian black metal scene. unfortunately, the members of my favorite such badn, emperor, are all in jail for church-burning, etc. :( as for the paradise lost discussion, i don't think you can really compare them to metallic, especially considering where they each come from. metallica started out total break-neck-pace thrash with more screaming vocals. paradise lost started out as a more traditional death metal band, though they've always had more atmospheric elements, which are much more emphasized in their music today. i personally like paradise lost a LOT more than i like metallica, especially the use of the lead guitar melodic elements instead of just for soloing. it's also much more orchestral in arrangement style, not to mention the occasional use of female vocals. ;) ok, i suppose i should stick in some dream theater content . . . well, "mirror" is playing in my cd player right now. there, that should do it. ;) until later. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Matt Rosin * SURREALITY: ambient-experimental PO Box 15315 * IMAGESCAPE: ambient-progressive metal College Station, TX * Matt Rosin: vocals/synths/programming 77841-7315 * http://http.tamu.edu:8000/~msr7146/imagescape email_address_removed * email: email_address_removed <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 19:55:21 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Saigon Kick and Extreme Message-ID: To the guy who asked if there were any Extreme and/or Saigon Kick fans here.... I'm a really big fan of both bands (no, not just the hit singles... all albums... all songs). What are your favorite albums of theirs? Mine are both of their newest: Waiting for the Punchline and Devil in the Details. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 19:07:14 -0600 (CST) From: "Dr. Teeth" To: email_address_removed Subject: Oh, a whole buttload of stuff... Message-ID: Hey all! I'm feeling incredibly organized today, so all my topics have a little "*" in front of them. Good, no? * Recently someone was saying that DT never was invited to Letterman's show and it was instead King Crimson that was booted. Well, I distinctly remember the reaction on the 'Jam to KC's appearance on that show. They played "Dinosaur" and a lot of people who didn't know about KC weren't impressed. But my point is that KC did indeed appear on Dave's show. I still maintain that DT was stiffed by the show and was never allowed to perform about a year ago... (Note: This has nothing to do with the recent bombardment of e-mail to The Late Show to get the boys on...) * Did anyone on the list ever get to go to that Molson Ice concert up in Tachtin-upchuk, Anarctica where Metallica performed for the first time in years? This was several months ago of course. (Actually I'm assuming this is the first time in years, but I could be wrong...) Did anyone catch the setlist? Was any new stuff played? Any new direction they might be going in? * Extreme is a really friggin good band. I have Pornograffitti and just got III Sides. Both of which are immaculate! Anyway, what are some opinions about their self-titled release and their newest one? Should I stop while I'm ahead? E-mail me privately on this one... * There hasn't been a whole lot of 'Jam support for the guy that's been screwed by Al Balkiweitz(sp?) lately... I mean, you'd think Al would at least contact the guy asking him to quit defacing his name on the net, but the defacement goes on and on. Hey, if Al doesn't have a conscience or care about his reputation, then so be it I guess. This guy's just making it very obvious to all of us that Al really can't be trusted. One of the few Ytsejammers I guess. What would you do if you've been screwed over by someone for over a year? Sit back and let it happen? I think this public defamation is appropriate, especially if Al can't be contacted directly... * Is this list truly unmoderated now? I've been seeing some sigs snipped and paragraphs answered before they were asked, etc. Nothing too big or noticable, but it's there. I just hope it just chills and doesn't increase... * Recently I've been able to get my grubby little hands on Tool's recent New Year's concert bootleg-tape. The setlist is as follows... 1. Intro/Stink Fist * 2. Bottom 3. Push It * (A cover of the Salt n Peppa song? Perhaps...) 4. Sober 5. Half Empty * (A song written by their new bassist, Justin Chancellor) 6. Prison Sex 7. Aenema * 8. Eulogy * Songs with an asterisk are new songs slated to be on their new album which doesn't have a release date yet, but it'll be this year. The 'Jam's been so good to me so I'm going to do it a good deed and offer a free dub of this concert for anyone who's interested. I'd rate the sound quality as an "8" for most of it. E-mail me at email_address_removed for more info. That's about it, kids. Remember to brush! Dr. Teeth ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 22:12:13 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: An Interesting Point... Message-ID: Hey, is it just me or do Charlie Dominici's vocals on the Ytse Jam on WDADU sound really good? :D Bogie P.S. I don't think James sounded that good on Erotomania though. IMHO! ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 18 Feb 96 03:20:13 +0000 (GMT) From: Ernesto Schnack To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1266 Message-ID: >the live EP LatTheM, during TheKHand, just after singing =91=92... that= > caused >this mourning. Crossing over...=92=92 James yells us a beautiful Labrieish= > cry. >And I am sure he DOES say something, he is not just yelling out loud. So >what the hell does he say??!?! I would like to know... He screams: 'OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' >"Music's for you and me, not the fucking industry. You try to tell us >what is cool, but you see we come from different school. It only matters >what you say, not the fucking games you play." > >Can anyone guess where these lyrics come from? > 'Business'-Biohazard....cool:) >Hey, I know this has nothing to do with DT but it's killing me. The group >Suicidal Tendencies broke up last year and I was wondering if anyone I had no idea... that's very depressing...:( at least they finished w/ a very violent album...:) > > >With all this talk about the possible sex-symbolism of DT I've just gotta say >that James Labrie looks alot like David Hasselhoff (c'mon, I know you all so very true... especially in the TTT video...IMO he's got David's eyes... a toned down version of Leno's chin.... and Fabio's hair...HA hAHA HAAHAHA > > News from the DT camp... nothing solid yet, just plans that are >hoping to be made reality... this winter: Rush, with special guest Dream >Theater!! Hey, it's nothing solid yet, nothing confirmable, so don't kill > Could it be... a dream come true? > PROCRASTINATION: It's a way of life! This message brought to you by the PTP foundation(Proud to Procrastinate). A non- profit organization dedicated to waiting for tomorrow to support procrastination. Ernie email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 21:53:04 -0600 From: email_address_removed (ryan good) To: email_address_removed Subject: Oh crap, not the bookworm again!!!!! Message-ID: Yes, I know. I've got one more VERY SMALL plea for cooperation. I'm going for the throat this time. You all know that I'm working on my paper "Progressive Rock Vs. The Radio Industry" with a never ending hope of understanding why prog rock remains "underground." Thanks to all who have replied, the response was excellent, but you know, the more, the merrier, right? Now, for the clincher. Does anyone out in Ytse-Land have e-mail addresses of progressive rock record labels?? I've got Metal Blade's (email_address_removed, featuring Fates Warning, Thought Industry, Atheist, Anacrusis....) and Magna Carta's (email_address_removed, featuring Cairo, Enchant, Shadow Gallery, Magellan, etc....). How about EastWest/Electra's, so I can get into the mind's of those at Dream Theater's label, or maybe, well... Another question: What other primary Progressive Rock record labels are out there? Remember, send responses to **email_address_removed** 1) E-Mail addresses of Prog Rock labels 2) names of Prog Rock labels. No, I thank you. And again, I thank you. N.P: Auditory Imagery, "Blizzard." ___________ "When temptation brings me to my knees, and I lay here drained of strength, show me kindness, show me beauty, show me truth." - Dream Theater Ryan T. Good email_address_removed 1-608-264-2268 Madison Student Radio - Music Stapher Progressive Rock/Metal "Just the Heavy Stuff, Please." -Yours Truly The Next Sentence is True. The Last Sentence is False. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 96 22:58:17 EST From: "Damon M. Fibraio" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Can this be true? Message-ID: Dream Theater and Rush in the same arena. I know it's not confirmed or even could be completely false, but I would kill mass amounts of people to go to this show, and I'd have a continuous orgasm in my seat, and you could quote me on it, because I know some others who would be blowing loads or whatever the equvalent is. So, Y-jammers, pray your asses off, because this would be the ultimate show ever. I have to stop thinking about it or I may have to change my underware. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 22:05:44 +0000 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: WDAJU comments Message-ID: I received When Dream and James Unite #395 last Wednesday, and I am VERY impressed. I've been listening to it nonstop for these past few days. I really never got to liking WDADU just because of Dominici. With James at the helm, it gives the songs so much more. My favorite songs on there are Only a Matter of Time and the To Live Forever/Moonbubbles/Showdown track. It never fails to get me moving in the morning.. =) All the tracks are VERY clear except for one. A HUGE thanks to Mike Bahr for a great disc. It's almost like a whole new DT CD, so I'm sure it will stay in the player for um, forever.. I still think the name of it should have been When Dream and James Unite, but hey, I can't have everything.. heh `:.___________________________________________________________.:' | Samsonite, Web Page Designer | | - Web Pages for flat fee of $200, no hourly rates | | - Custom graphics | | - No limit of number of linked pages or graphics | | Please compare my price -and- quality to other companies! | | For more information, look on the Web at: | | ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/go/godfther/design/samweb.htm | `---------------------------------------------------------------' ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 18 Feb 1996 00:18:24 -0500 From: Scotch To: The Booze Crew Subject: The Ytsejam Drinking Game! Message-ID: Yo homies, While reading the increasing number of PWI's (posting while intoxicated) on the 'jam, it occurred to me that a whole new dimension of enjoyment could be added to the already Fun and Exciting world of the Ytsejam Mailing List with the help of some behavioral modification beverage consumption. So, without further ado, I humbly present the Ytsejam Drinking Game. [Caution, long post, may or may not be worth it] The Ytsejam Drinking Game Disclaimer: This is a game. This is only a game. If using alcoholic beverages, do not drive. For safety reasons, do not operate heavy machinery. Do not attempt to play the instrumental part of Metropolis, on any instrument. And do not listen to any of the Charlie Dominici songs, or you may vomit heavily. Instructions: Take a deep breath, buckle down and let the Ytsejams pile up in your mailbox for a indeterminate amount of time. Place drinks, alcoholic or not, within easy reach. Read the 'jams, drinking when instructed to according to the following rules. In case of confusion over whether or not to drink, always err on the side of drinking. Enjoy your experience...! [Bonus suggestion: have a bunch of friends over, mix various drinks, and have a PROGRESSIVE. Get it...?] Take a sip if... someone prefaces their message with "This is my first post, so bear with me.." (2 sips if you immediately hate the person upon hearing this) someone says "[lurk mode off]" someone uses "take the time" in a sentence (the most beaten-to-death DT cliche ever) someone's quote is longer than their response someone's sig is longer than their message someone posts an "unsubscribe" request (2 sips if they give some lame excuse or irate complaint) someone voices their bitter, condescending contempt for today's popular music someone goes through an entire previous 'jam, extracts a series of quotes, and posts smartass remarks after each one someone says "DT RULZ!!" (additional sip for each exclamation point) it's painfully, head-shakingly obvious that someone has not read the FAQ you thought Ytse and Jam were funny the first time but got old fast (lose a turn if you never got it in the first place) someone pines for Kevin Moore someone wonders how Derek will fit into the band someone expresses their utter hatred for David Prater and his fucking drum triggers you snicker every time you hear the name "Jeff Chew" you snicker every time you hear the name "Hairball" Ben Laussade's cutesy sig ceases to be funny after the 20th time you've seen it Damon Fibraio mentions that he's blind someone asks how to get Acoustic Dreams you find yourself laughing your ass off at the AOLers someone uses a DT lyric that you love in their sig and it sounds pretentious and dumb out of context someone posts that they "finally figured out" the samples at the end of SDV someone asks how to pronounce "ytsejam" someone attempts to flamebait (writing a deliberately harsh, acidic message, then saying "flame me if if you want" or "flames will be ignored") some clueless soul posts thinking he's writing directly to DT Take a gulp if... someone uses the prefix "ytse-" on anything someone posts more than 5 times in a row (Laussade and Fibraio excluded) someone posts misheard lyrics that are better than the originals Bafu writes a serious, provocative, eloquent post (2 gulps if you actually take it seriously) one of the foreign 'jammers totally butchers the English language someone goes through a DT song in minutes and seconds, analyzing each part the quote carets (>) get more than 4 levels deep someone fakes a message from a DT member (additional gulp for each moron who falls for it) a non-musician tries to explain why they love DT someone appends their name with their instrument and band name someone refers to Bafu as "Steve" an AOL message shows up twice or more you enjoy Ben Laussade's weird posts but are afraid to meet him someone writes an entire message in lower-case someone writes an entire message in upper-case someone writes an entire message in alternating upper and lower-case Mike Bahr imparts some Timeless Wisdom Mike Bahr provides some handy cocktail recipes Mike Bahr tells a joke (2 gulps if it's racist) you can't fucking stand those little smileys someone thinks up a corny email name alias and signs their emails with it (additional gulp for every word in between "David" and "Kobayashi") the Visual Music thread ever returns someone tries to start a letter-writing campaign someone fantasizes about DT becoming famous someone agonizes about DT becoming famous you get sore fingers from hammering "page down" over Trey Allen's Ytsecon updates and those Ytsejam hat offers someone fawns all over Bafu (2 gulps if you are Bafu) someone bitches about how bad the 'jam is someone fills their post with arcane musical terminology (2 gulps if they actually know what thy're talking about) someone accuses another 'jammer of racism/fascism/liking rap someone flies into a blind fury when someone insinuates that DT are fallible Chug your entire drink if... someone refers to Charlie Dominici as "Chuck D" someone abbreviates "Awake" any romances develop on the 'jam you can correctly spell "Borzilleri," "Battaglia," and "Balkiewicz" (2 chugs if you can pronounce them too) you gave up in junior high the things that Mike Bahr now collects someone actually puts forth the effort to write "Dream Theater" instead of "DT" someone reposts the entire fucking 'jam (pour everything down the drain if you're that someone) you don't give a rat's ass about DT hats, shirts, stickers, or transcriptions a letter-writing campaign actually works (2 chugs if it results in an album) Bafu reuses the "YOU'RE THE MERCY FUCK" passage someone starts another poll (2 chugs if Ken Bibb frantically urges you to respond by by private email) you start pronouncing DT abbreviations phonetically (i.e. ACOS, WDADU, UAGM, LSOAD, TOWHTSTS) you own what is currently in Neil Gallup's CD player Graham Borland uses the words "bloody," "arse," or "buggered" (down a pint of bitter if in the same sentence) DT music has ever made you cry someone analyzes a DT song in terms of a literary work (2 chugs if it sounds pathetically silly) you singlehandedly manage to piss off everyone on the 'jam you try to piss off everyone on the 'jam but instead fall flat you get the feeling that some 'jammers are blowing their family fortunes on guitar gear Mike Bahr sounds like your dad (start two-fisting if he IS your dad) Drink everything in sight if... Warren in Oregon gets his fan club stuff Al Balkiewicz sends Patricia her tapes SloppyJoe69 comes back DT makes Metropolis Part 3 the FBI busts Jeremy Haynes/Susan Moscardini (start bonging if they let us decide the punishment) Eddie Vedder sings backup on the new album DT incorporates gangsta rap into their next album you use DT lyrics as pick-up lines-- and they work Izzy Stradlin joins DT a member of DT actually posts (drink straight, no chaser, if he's actually believed to be who he is) a 'jam contains ALL DT content a 'jam contains NO DT content any marriages develop on the 'jam (go to the store for more if it's Bafu and Ben) you finally realize that DT occupies a greater part of your life than personal hygiene, human contact, and career fulfillment... AND YOU DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. This game to be followed by the Rush urination game, the Blind Melon projectile vomiting marathon, and the Tori Amos hangover therapy. Scott Herman. email_address_removed ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 1267 **************************