YTSEJAM Digest 1180 Today's Topics: 1) Well Said! :) by Shawna Lea Adams 2) Misc. by email_address_removed (Lars Hellsten) 3) Re: God, Men, Stage-Shows by An Angel's Kiss... 4) Re: YTSEJAM digest 1178 by Michael Van Opstall 5) The whole Trevor/Yes/Kyle thing...(NDTC - sorry) by "Craig Newmeyer" 6) **Birch Hill GTG?** Read If You're Going! by email_address_removed 7) by email_address_removed (Jason Birzer) 8) Re: DT's "tennis show"... by "Daniel James Temmesfeld" 9) YTSEJAM by email_address_removed.ac.uk (E. Ballinger) 10) Kevin's third keyboard by Christopher Caminiti 11) by Brandon Ghioto 12) divine regale by rickbond 13) RE: Joe Satriani by email_address_removed.co.uk 14) Lorenzo's hair? by email_address_removed (Marc Respass) 15) Let the religious posts resume :) by email_address_removed (Marc Respass) 16) someone doesn't like the Ytsejam but is subscribed anyway by email_address_removed (Marc Respass) 17) To the Steves (and all others!) by "Jill M. Lentchner" 18) Redskins!!! by roland.theysohn@protel.de (Roland Theysohn) 19) Tab by email_address_removed (Benjamin Gateno) 20) Re: Jeremy Haynes (aka Sue Moran...) RETURNS!!!!!!! ****PLEASE READ** by "Jonathan Byrne" 21) Required Bafu content / God by Baron Sengir 22) Will someone get the damn phone?! by "Richard A. Rivera" 23) thought industry by email_address_removed 24) Finally some sense by email_address_removed 25) Re: IQ mailing list address... by email_address_removed 26) Nov 16 on ACOS by email_address_removed (A G Stiles) 27) Okay, my mind is made up. by email_address_removed (The Ytsejammer from Hell) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 05 Dec 1995 07:26:57 -0500 (EST) From: Shawna Lea Adams To: email_address_removed Subject: Well Said! :) Message-ID: Thank you Bafu! I for one do want to eat a fried bitch...or a none fried bitch for that matter...(something about being vegetarian) and am getting tired of the waste of bandwidth... hmmm... DT content... I wouldn't mind DT coming to my house!!! :) Shawna Lea Adams email_address_removed She shuts the doors and lights and lays her body on the bed Where images and words are running deep She has too much pride to pull the sheets above her head So quietly she lays and waits for sleep -"Wait for Sleep" Dream Theater _Images and Words_ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 08:30:20 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Lars Hellsten) To: email_address_removed (DT Freaks!) Subject: Misc. Message-ID: <199512051330.IAA29657@infinity> >Regarding a post from email_address_removed (Lars Hellsten) which was ... >Your whole post reminded me of something I read in some guitar mag a while >ago. I'm paraphrasing and it is a little corny but... >"Technique is the means that let's the heart fly free" Gee, thanks, you managed to sum up 100 or so lines in my post in 1 line. :) Doh. I hate it when that happens. >Is there anything we can do about this person? This is big time mail fraud. >How about the group of Jammers going to the CT show pay mr Jeremy or Sue >or whatever a little visit? We need to do something about this loser. Yeah, knock his teeth out! Let us know how it goes, and Brian Cox can record the incident on DAT. :) Ytse-Lars -- Lars Hellsten <*> "Once I reached for love, and email_address_removed <*> now I reach for life" http://infinity-online.com/~larsh/ <*> - Dream Theater ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 08:21:52 -0500 (EST) From: An Angel's Kiss... To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: God, Men, Stage-Shows Message-ID: Ya knw Bafu, I almost believed that tennis theme story....shesh! Later, Al Balkiewicz vocals, Half Naked @#%^$#%^#$&#%%$&#$%^#$%^#$%&#$%^&#$%^&#$%&#$%&#$%&#$%&#$%&#$%^&%$ | | | Have you stood at the edge of the world | | Where the sea and sky collide | | And looked up to a distant horizon | | and dreamed of drifting away....... | | | #$%^#%&#%^$*%&*^&*%&(%^&(%^&*(%^&*(*%^&*$^&*#^%&#^*$%^&*#%^&*#$%& | email_address_removed email_address_removed | %@#$^@#$^@^%%$&#$&^*$%&*$&*$%^$&$%^&$%^*$^%&*$%^&*$%^*$%^&%$^&%$% ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 10:13:13 -0500 (EST) From: Michael Van Opstall To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: YTSEJAM digest 1178 Message-ID: You got it, Sean... That is indeed the Steve Morse Band playing in Ski Patrol. Cut to the Chase from Southern Steel is prominently featured, but you'll notice Steve's distinct playing throughout the film. I checked the credits and I didn't recognize some of the song titles, so I think some were written just for the movie. Got my neighbor listening to Dream Theater now. It's kind of cool to be sittin' in your room doin' some Multi and hearing Take The Time and knowing that you're not the one playing it. Michael A. Van Opstall -- email_address_removed http://www.cs.hope.edu/~vnopstal/deal.html - try it ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 05 Dec 1995 08:00:13 EST From: "Craig Newmeyer" To: email_address_removed Subject: The whole Trevor/Yes/Kyle thing...(NDTC - sorry) Message-ID: Hey! This got chopped to one line... Ken, are you sick of this discussion too? :) I'll take a hint and knock it off then.... Craig ............................... "Adesso che ho perso la vista,. Ph: 313-337-5671 ...ci vedo meglio e di piu".... Fx: 313-323-8706 *** Forwarding note from CNEWMEYE--DRBN007 12/04/95 09:21 *** To: I1494144--IBMMAIL ytsejam@arastar.co From: Craig Newmeyer Subject: The whole Trevor/Yes/Kyle thing...(NDTC - sorry) Kyle, Allow me to apologize for lighting the torch up rather quickly... ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 09:12:19 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: **Birch Hill GTG?** Read If You're Going! Message-ID: (FYI: GTG = Get ToGether) Okay, I'm also wondering about a Birch Hill gig GTG. Thing is, I don't know the area, and don't know WHERE there is TO have a gathering! Anyway, I'll take the bull by the horns, since I'm DEFINITELY going now - called ticketbastard & got tix* - and try to get SOMETHING organized. I wanna hear from: 1) All parties actually GOING to the show and INTERESTED in HAVING a GTG; 2) Any party FROM the area, or from somewhere NEAR the area who can inform those of us from OUTSIDE the area where there is to HAVE a GTG! Anyone who falls under either category, please send me email (email_address_removed) WITH THE SUBJECT: GTG That way I won't skip over it. =) Thanks, -HB * = If you call the Ticketbastard NJ line, you need to tell the person who answers to look under the NY file. I actually got a semi-cool operator dude, who told me that. Happilly he said, "I don't hang up until I find the show," and continued to look without prodding. Personally, I'm thinking of writing his supervisor a nice letter, since most TB operators are pricks. =) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 10:59:53 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Jason Birzer) To: ytsejam@anthor.arastar.com ('smtp:ytsejam@arastar.com') Message-ID: 1-703-273-5600 Date: Tue, 05 Dec 1995 11:02:17 -0500 Subject: Magna Carta Label Sampler I would like to thank Jeff Chew for sending me a sampler of Magna Carta artists. I was wondering if I was ever going to get it.... My opinions: Magellan: Waterfront Weirdos No Time for Words Storms and Mutiny Just One Bridge Breaking These Circles Kind of a cross between Marillion and Genesis. I think the keyboards are, at times, very Tony Banksish. The electronic drums do fit in with all the keyboards. I wish the guitar wasn't so nonexistant in this group. Cairo: Silent Winter Season of the Heart I didn't like them. The chorus in both songs both sucked. They seem to have ability, but they can't seem to be able to put it together on these two songs Enchant: The Thirst Oasis Nighttime Sky No one has mentioned this band on the list. I like them a lot. Nothing over the top about this band, but pretty solid. I'd buy their album. Shadow Gallery: CliffHanger Crystalline Dream The Dance of Fools Heavy and dark. That's the way I like my bands. The lead singer pulls a Geoff Tate on the first song and manages to sound different on the rest of the songs. I like this band. Overall, this cassette is taking permament residence in my car. And now for DT related content... I haven't seen anyone mention it, but WJFK here in DC carries all of the Washingtion Redskins radio broadcasts from pregame show to a call in show after the game. They use a lot of heavy music fading into and out of commertials (sp) and DT is one of the bands they use. They use the intro to 6:00 a lot. I also think I've heard "Pull Me Under" in the backround a couple of times in the backround. Pretty cool. Jason Birzer "The Longshot" ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 05 Dec 1995 12:02:00 -500 (EST) From: "Daniel James Temmesfeld" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: DT's "tennis show"... Message-ID: (Bafu, you're wacked out, big time...) ROTFLMAO... high-larious... Ytsedan ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 15:40:23 +0000 From: email_address_removed.ac.uk (E. Ballinger) To: email_address_removed Subject: YTSEJAM Message-ID: Hi folks! I've not read or written to the jam for about 3 weeks cuz i've had a shit-load of work to do, and when you see your mailbox full of 100 unread jams it's kind of off-putting! Anyway, I see we're still talking about the pronounciation of YTSEJAM. Well, it's "yitsee jam". Yitsee, you see is japanese for strawberry, and is John M's favourite for spreading on his toast in the evening when he curls up in front of the fire with his mug of cocoa. piss-take Cheers... Edd. __________ ___ http://web.students.stir.ac.uk/~esb01 ______/ __ /\_________/ /\______________________________________ / __ __ /_ / // __ __ __/__ __ __ __ __ _ __ __ /\ / /_//_ / // // /_ / / // //_//\ / /_ /_ / // /_// / //_/ / / / /_ __//_//_// @ __/ / /_//_//_ / // __/. __/ / // . / //_ . /_// \ / / /_____________________________________________________________________/ / edd \_____________________________________________________________________\/ 1995 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 10:53:24 -0500 (EST) From: Christopher Caminiti To: Dream Theater Subject: Kevin's third keyboard Message-ID: The mysterious keyboard that no one can figure out as Kev's third is a KORG DW-8000. A very old synthesizer (which I have) - it gives him all those fuzzy, retro Van Halen "Jump" sounds (like on "A Matter of Time" and PMU). You can actually see the side of it on the liner for WDADU in his picture. Doesn't Myung look freaky, though???? Bye for now. |\ Chris | \ |\ \ Faith | \ \ Hope ## \ | Love ### \| ## | | ## ### ## ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 11:56:41 -0500 From: Brandon Ghioto To: dream theater Message-ID: hey guys, I was thinking ...... what if DT broke up and started seperate bands by themselves? Man that would be terrible! But then I started thinking...well who would go good together as a band? So I started to think of good side bands they could have. It would be neat if .... John got together with...Flea, Sebastain Bach, & Neil Pert Mike P. got together with....Daimond D, the singer for Queensrych, and the bassist/singer for The Presidents of the United States of America b/e he just looks cool. James got together with....Steve Vai, Nick Menza, ME on keyboards, and the bassist for White Zombie ( you know why) Mike M. got together with....the 2nd guitarist for AC/DC (b/e he just looks so lonely in those videos), the singer/guitarist for the Dave Matthews Band & the singer/harmonica player for Blues Traveler, the drummer for some really cool Latin band. Well jammers what do you think? If you have any input please tell me. Thanks for reading, Brandon ( Stinkie-G) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 05 Dec 1995 13:03:05 -0800 From: rickbond To: email_address_removed Subject: divine regale Message-ID: Someone mentioned Divine Regal...where is this person from? I'm just wondering because I know some of Divine Regal, and have played with them before (my band with their band). ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 18:13:30 +0000 From: email_address_removed.co.uk To: email_address_removed Subject: RE: Joe Satriani Message-ID: <"4131*/I=P/S=McLoughlin/OU=bra0108/O=icl/PRMD=icl/ADMD=gold 400/C=GB/"@MHS> Only one day before my first concert. But the weather forecast is bad. Don't SNOW Please don't SNOW. Patricia ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 13:44:36 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Marc Respass) To: email_address_removed Subject: Lorenzo's hair? Message-ID: > 6. How about another new thread - Does anybody watch the > show "Renegade"?? Just curious - it's one of my faves. > Great hair, Lorenzo. Oh brother. That pseudo-long hair that he sports just to increase his sexiness? Yeah. I bet he uses a supermarket conditioner! --Marc R (YJLHB) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 13:44:48 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Marc Respass) To: email_address_removed Subject: Let the religious posts resume :) Message-ID: > Since you seem to be the big smarty pants about God and > everything, one = would think that you would at least know > the most basic of all religious = information. Christ is > not God. He is God's son.=20 > God had two sons, Jesus and Satan. They each had a > plan. God chose = Jesus's plan so he was sent down to > earth, and Satan was cast out. I = figured you'd know at > least that much... Christ is God?...Sheesh! This was a joke right? With all the stop-the-religious-discussions going on here, I'd think one would be wise enough not to post something like that. Guess it's started again. --Marc R ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 13:44:42 -0500 From: email_address_removed (Marc Respass) To: email_address_removed Cc: "Devine, Christopher" Subject: someone doesn't like the Ytsejam but is subscribed anyway Message-ID: > I'm getting sick of reading about issues in this forum that > are in no FUCKING way related to DT. Chill out man. Goodness. Some cat showed up on the Rush list with a big ol' post about how he doesn't want to read about some cat's trip to Lakeside Park or how someone actually went forward in time to 2112 and it was nothing like the album. He didn't think it was relevant and only wanted to discuss upcoming albums and tour dates. The thing about the 'jam is that sometimes a topic moves off into something else, like a conversation. So many people have posted that they don't want any non-DT. I guess we could all agree to add (DT) or (NDT) to the start off our message posts then people could quick and easy skip 'em. But the 'jam has survived and I for one like it this way. You meet cool people. Get special edition Rush CD's (thanks Mike Bahr - even though it's not related to DT) and find out about new bands. So just skip the stuff you don't like. I'm at work right now. I read my mail a lot during the day. Are you gonna tell on me? As has been said so many times before, skip what you don't want. Why the heck to you care what I study in school or do at work? Jealous? :P --Marc R P.S. I would've posted the unsubscribe info here but I lost it ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 13:46:07 -0500 (EST) From: "Jill M. Lentchner" To: email_address_removed Subject: To the Steves (and all others!) Message-ID: Hi! I am glad everyone else knows about circular breathing. Once it is mastered it is a beautiful thing but, well, who the hell can master it? Anyway, in response to Steve's question about singing. I honestly don't know how it is done. I am also a woodwind player and I purchased a book back in my days of ignorance that I used with my teacher. It was about circular breathing solely for woodwinds. There were also books available for brass players and singers by the same company. That is all I know about. Maybe the company thought they could fool people, after all, there are people like me buying there books in the first place! Mistake numeral one. To the Mallet Boy (heehee) I understand where you are coming from. It is often difficult not to slip into DT's music when it is on. For me (okay so I am a bit more into it than need be), it is a matter of being absorbed by the music more than listening. Now, if only Dream Theater did the piece I am analyzing for a history paper... Has any one else heard about the hats? they sound really nice but with all that is going on with Susan I would like some more input. Thanks! Have a great day all. Jill Lentchner (email_address_removed) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 95 20:09 MEZ From: roland.theysohn@protel.de (Roland Theysohn) To: email_address_removed Subject: Redskins!!! Message-ID: >Roland (the Kraut from Germany) .... Say it loud!!: Hail to the REDSKINS!!!! >BTW, Michael Coghlan is a BIG Dallas fan!! (Sorry, Mike. Had to let him >know!!):) > Hey,hey,we did it again,whe scalp the Cowboys again..hey,ho,the Season went bad,but twice beat the Cowboys.Troy Aikman is a Pussy ;-) Hey Michael,don`t be angry... Now i end this OffTopic Stuff Thing. **************************************************************************** *HAIL TO THE REDSKINS-HAIL VICTORY-BRAVES ON THE WARPATH-FIGHT FOR OLD D.C.* **************************************************************************** -----DON`T MISTAKE LACK OF TALENT FOR GENIUS----- **************************************************************************** * GO BOSTON BRUINS * **************************************************************************** Roland Theysohn(roland.theysohn@protel.de) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 13:12:04 -0600 From: email_address_removed (Benjamin Gateno) To: email_address_removed Subject: Tab Message-ID: Does anyone out there in Ytseland have the tab to Under A Glass Moon? The whole song would be great, but (call me a shredder) I'm really just want the solo. The rest I can figure out myself. But if anyone is willing to photocopy the song for me, email me privately and we'll figure something out. Thank you very much! Ben Gateno email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 14:25:37 -0500 (EST) From: "Jonathan Byrne" To: "YtseJam" Subject: Re: Jeremy Haynes (aka Sue Moran...) RETURNS!!!!!!! ****PLEASE READ** Message-ID: On 12/04/95 at 23:47:18 Pat Daugherty said: >He ripped off well over 50 people on the internet about 9 months ago or so. >It looks like he has returned. >I guess he switched names to purposely rip people off. >Is there anything we can do about this person? This is big time mail fraud. Well, for it to be mail fraud, you would have to be engaging in a legal activity. Just where does trading stuff fall in the legal spectrum? I don't really know. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- "'Forward' he cried, from the rear Jonathan Byrne And the front rank died West Virginia University The general sat, and the lines on the map email_address_removed Moved from side to side," -Roger Waters, "Us and Them", Pink Floyd ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 14:24:25 +0000 (GMT) From: Baron Sengir To: email_address_removed Subject: Required Bafu content / God Message-ID: > From: Christopher Caminiti > Subject: A couple of things. . . > > 1. If I see one more Bafu-ass-kissing post I'm gonna get sick. It was > mildly cute for the first 1000 posts. Let's move on. Bafu Vai kicks ass. Actually, for the record, none of my posts have ever had any "required Bafu content." Sure, I've praised him before, but that was only on one or two select occasions. I figure that you all KNOW he rules, so why should I tell you something you already know? Now, for the required Bafu content: > From: Steve Borzilleri > Subject: God, Men, Stage-Shows > > > From: SaVeur > > Subject: Re: I didn't write it (NDTC) > > > > "God only exists in the minds of humans" -jjj > > "Men only exist in the mind of God." Neitschze (I KNOW I spelled this wrong): "God is dead." God: "Neitschze is dead." And then there's: Neitschze said, "That which makes us mad only makes us kick more butt" or something like that. Bafu rules. God rules. Thus, Bafu is God. Q.E.D. (No offense to the more devout Christians on the list. I'm a Christian, myself.) Paul Baron "Bafu Vai rules" Sengir ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 15:50:28 -0500 (EST) From: "Richard A. Rivera" To: Dream Theater Subject: Will someone get the damn phone?! Message-ID: Someone commented on hearing a phone ringing in IF. I haven't found it, but I'm pretty sure there's one in TTT during the first chorus. It's at 2:13. It always used to piss me off because I would be cranking it and when that part came on, I would instinctively shut off my player to get the phone. But of course there was never a second ring. I thought I was being prank-phone-called all the time until I finally took I&W into my car. And I don't have a car phone. It might just be some bizzare guitar thing that I know nothing about. Also, about #ytsejam on IRC. I just found out how to access it (thanks to Digital Man) but what's this I hear about jammers being kicked off? Are there set grounds for expulsion, like bad language, or is it completely random? Also, who does the kicking? I don't want to access the thing only to be booted off for saying that WDADU is complete shit :). Confused by technology once again, Richie ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 15:53:33 -0500 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Cc: email_address_removed Subject: thought industry Message-ID: i just talked to maria at metal blade records, and this is for any thought industry. fans. here goes.... Jammers, Its about time someone spoke up about how ridiculous some of the digests are.(Divine, Christopher) I get them every day, and they are all full of useless junk- except for maybe one or two people will actually write in something worthwhile (you know, like DT related material on this digest which happens to be about Dream Theater.) I'm not talking about those nit picking bastards that continuously discuss the band's mistakes. Wake up you dumb idiots- although they are some of the best musicians in the progressive realm- they are human and occasionally screw up while performing. Who cares. Any respectable musician can overlook mistakes and see what an artist is trying to get across. I expect that out of any audience I perform in front of, and sure hope I get it considering the amount of mistakes I tend to make when I perform. Also, this crap with people discussing completely unrelated topics such as basketball- take it to some other page where you can sit around and discuss sports with people who give a shit. By the way, if you are going to be at the Birch Hill show, I would like to meet you. E-mail me personally if interested, because I don't read half the jams anyway since they are so damn long and full of worthless sludge. Not to mention that it would be the more polite thing to do to take personal business off the jam (unlike some other people.) I'll be with a bunch of guys all with long hair at the show, but that probably doesn't clear up much considering that just about everyone elde will be too. Oh well. Later, Mike Washkevich "Please respect my disrespectful thanks, For all the shit you've given me. I take it with me everwhere." Into Another ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 16:35:21 -0500 (EST) From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed, email_address_removed Subject: Re: IQ mailing list address... Message-ID: I've had a number of requests for the address of the IQ mailing list after my last post, so here it is: email_address_removed.co.uk Just send email to that address and ask to be added to the IQ mailing list. It's not an automated list so there's no special format for the subscribe message. For those who don't know, IQ is a neo-prog band somewhat in the vein of Marillion (but with their own sound). Steve -- Steve Chew - email_address_removed - http://www.clark.net/pub/iz/home.html "Hydrogen is a colorless, odorless gas which, given enough time, turns into people." -- Henry Hiebert ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 17:04:37 -0500 From: email_address_removed (A G Stiles) To: email_address_removed Subject: Nov 16 on ACOS Message-ID: I realize this thread is eons old and quite dead, but something just popped into my head. Didn't JP's wife give birth to twins on Nov 17th? Could the Nov 16 of ACOS be Rena's original delivery date? Maybe somebody already brought that up and I missed it. If so, just ignore me; I'll go away. :) Andrew G. Stiles ========================================================================= email_address_removed These are a few of my favorite things... email_address_removed _ __ O ___________(_)___ _ / \__@ _ __ /\ __ / \___ (_) \__/ \_ _______(_)__, / \\ / \ ____/ __/ ` ' _\__//_\__/__ / \ '``'```'`'`'``'`'``'' ________\__/^_________ CYCLING ULTIMATE MOUNTAIN BIKING ==========================================================(& ASCII ART)== ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 5 Dec 1995 15:56:42 -0700 From: email_address_removed (The Ytsejammer from Hell) To: email_address_removed Subject: Okay, my mind is made up. Message-ID: Lemme know if you're getting sick of my bitching. My mind is made up about Nuggetman. I went to IRC today and NugGeTMaN was there. I guess he wasn't paying attention, so I sent him a /msg that said, and I quote myself: "Ummmmmm...hi." 10 seconds later I was kicked, banned and he was ignoring me. Why won't you try to sort this out, Eric? I know I'm getting sick of being pissed off all the time. Ben Laussade ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 1180 **************************