YTSEJAM Digest 1106 Today's Topics: 1) JPM 100 / ACOS TAB Project Update by Brandon Vaughn 2) Operation:Revolution by "SHAUN WESTPHAL" 3) Re: Birch Hill and Malibu by Andrew Keegan 4) Savatage by "Richard A. Rivera" 5) Re: FW/DT show.. by Check out my nub! 6) Re Scarred Live by "Robert Quezada" 7) Lyrics for ACOS EP? by "Robert Quezada" 8) Re: IRC DT Room by email_address_removed 9) IRC, advice about Pine by The Digital Man 10) Local accents by The Digital Man 11) T-shirts, #ytsejam on IRC by "Paul W. Cashman" 12) Ting-ti-Ding by email_address_removed (Ktulu) 13) DT Info by email_address_removed 14) Re: Savatage, female prog fans, and DT vs NIN! by email_address_removed 15) A Question of Acoustic Dreams by Randall Braun 16) Re: Kevin Moore and Magna Carta? by "Daniel James Temmesfeld" 17) by 18) help! by Check out my nub! 19) More Shadow Gallery and Cookies by Chris Oates 20) announcement: lomml 3.2 now out by email_address_removed (Ken Bibb) 21) birch hill by An Angel's Kiss... 22) KING LERXT!!! / No sense of humor / Bafu is god by Baron Sengir 23) Cookie Recipe (you can probably skip this) R-rated by Baron Sengir ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 03 Nov 95 11:29:55 CDT From: Brandon Vaughn To: email_address_removed Subject: JPM 100 / ACOS TAB Project Update Message-ID: I just got my copy of Petrucci's JPM 100 yesterday, and that is one awesome guitar! Got it from a place called Eastcoast Music Mall; good place. They don't have anymore JPM's , but they do have some 7 strings left. Feels weird to see Petrucci's guitar in my living room! The ACOS TAB project is coming along fine. About half or more of the song is done, and checking will soon begin. A lot of the solos and fast runs are being scrutinized now, and I hope most of you will be suprised by the accuracy. I'm trying to work out all the legalities of how to get this into other people's hands (posting, FTP, or sending in a few bucks for a laser copy). There is even a chance that we will be able to talk to Petrucci himself about it. :) More later..... Brandon Vaughn ** email_address_removed ** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 15:13:17 CST From: "SHAUN WESTPHAL" To: email_address_removed Subject: Operation:Revolution Message-ID: Does anyone know how Operation:Revolution went??? Did any of the VJ's or newscasters on eMpTyV say anything about it? ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 19:37:20 -0500 (EST) From: Andrew Keegan To: email_address_removed Cc: Multiple recipients of list Subject: Re: Birch Hill and Malibu Message-ID: On Fri, 3 Nov 1995, Mike wrote: > > is anyone opening the Birch Hill show? Maybe we can get echolyn to do > it. Is there one, or is DT playing straight? anyone? > Don't know about NJ. The local ad for the Malibu show says "With Special Guests", which probably just means that they haven't booked anyone yet. Andy PS- MIKE: PLEASE PLAY SCARRED! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 15:23:23 -0500 (EST) From: "Richard A. Rivera" To: Dream Theater Subject: Savatage Message-ID: Last night, in a fit of procrastination, I pulled out Savatage's "Hanful of Rain." I got it for free over the summer and listened to it a total of .7 times (that's right, never the whole way through). But this time was different. It actually sounded good. "Chance" is indcredible, are most of the other songs. I still don't care for the title track all that much however. Anyway, I'm considering picking up something else by them. What would you people suggest. I tend to lean more towards the commercial side of prog. I'm really starting to worry about AD. Maybe it got lost in the mail. This is Vermont, so anything is possible. Oh, the agony..... Richie ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 14:59:35 -0600 (CST) From: Check out my nub! To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: FW/DT show.. Message-ID: > > Ting-ti-ding Ting-ti-ding .... > YYZ? ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 16:59:19 +0000 From: "Robert Quezada" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re Scarred Live Message-ID: > Hi from Krautland > > I guess I'll just have to agree with some of you guys for once, and admit that > Scarred is possibly my favourite DT track, too. That ending is just something > that I want to go on for a long time. Which could perhaps also be the reason > that it has never been played live: once they start playing the end, they just > don't want it to stop either, and would go on, and on, and on... Same here. I'd have to say that ACOS comes a close second to Scarred, IMO. It was the 2nd song that I loved when I was starting to get into DT. The first was PMU. > Note for the Digital Man: stop beefing about having no alternative to MTV. There > is a second music channel here in Germany (VIVA) and it is much much worse. > Apart from the twice-weekly metal show 'Metalla', it is mainly aimed at > 'girlies' and covers vitally important themes such as squeezing zits before > your first disco, and 'oral sex - a matter of taste?'. (Little joke there) > If you've seen how bad MTV is over here (which I don't know if you have), any metal/prog/rock show would at least be better than the little (or no) time MTV gives. Every time I tune in, there's either a Rap video, Green Day, or a game show. rq ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 17:06:15 +0000 From: "Robert Quezada" To: email_address_removed Subject: Lyrics for ACOS EP? Message-ID: Is there someone that could help me with this? I need the lyrics for the other songs off of the ACOS EP. There was someone who posted the lyrics for the Elton John Medly a few y'jams back. If you could send it via e-mail, I'd appreciate it. Thanks..... rq ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 16:58:55 +0000 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: IRC DT Room Message-ID: > Geez, > How come no one's ever in the DT chat room. Doesn't SOMEONE want to > talk to me?? This way I don't even have to pay for AOL time to talk to real > live Dream Theater fans. Somebody answer me!!!!!! (in the chat room, that is.) > > Ben Laussade > email_address_removed I tried to go, Ben, but I'm not sure which server the chat room is on. Could someone please post information on this - which IRC server is #ytsejam on? Mike Stover email_address_removed http://home.eznet.net/~spider/spider.htm "He who can copy, can do" - Leonardo Da Vinci ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 17:30:19 -0500 (EST) From: The Digital Man To: Ytse Jam Subject: IRC, advice about Pine Message-ID: Hello once again, kiddies. Okay, first, can someone e-mail me and explain how to use this IRC thing? I tried it once and it confused the hell out of me. Second, a little advice about replying to the Jam using Pine. Here's what I do: 1) I change the subject. 2) I cut out all the stuff I'm not replying to. 3) I type my reply. I ALWAYS do it in that order, so that I don't screw up and accidentally, say, leave half a Jam in my reply. IF you do this, you shouldn't screw it up and piss us off. Now, for this week's top 5 poll: (Please respond directly to the Jam.) Oh, jus'kiddin'! You can start breathing normally again. -Chris <#@$%&*%#$&(#@!$^(&^%@!%^&*():$%#!=@!#%+^%&~$!$%^*)^#$!#$%&*(+^%!\^%&*;$%^> My parents went to Aruba and all I got was this lousy email_address_removed .sig file. http://www.uvm.edu/~cmerlo <#@$%&*%#$&(#@!$^(&^%@!%^&*():$%#!=@!#%+^%&~$!$%^*)^#$!#$%&*(+^%!\^%&*;$%^> ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 17:40:45 -0500 (EST) From: The Digital Man To: Ytse Jam Subject: Local accents Message-ID: Oh, yeah. Someone wanted to know how we all say cawfee. Well, I may be up heah in Vuhmont, but I'm a native of Lawn Guyland (no, that's not how I say it, but the snobby chicks actually do!). Most o' the peeple up heah make funna me frit, but they all tawk like hicks anyway. Well, gotta go. Gotta go get some wauhtuh (H2O). What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian? The Canadian says, "Get off my car, ey?" and the New Yorker says, "Hey! Get off my car!" -The Digital New Yawkuh <#@$%&*%#$&(#@!$^(&^%@!%^&*():$%#!=@!#%+^%&~$!$%^*)^#$!#$%&*(+^%!\^%&*;$%^> My parents went to Aruba and all I got was this lousy email_address_removed .sig file. http://www.uvm.edu/~cmerlo <#@$%&*%#$&(#@!$^(&^%@!%^&*():$%#!=@!#%+^%&~$!$%^*)^#$!#$%&*(+^%!\^%&*;$%^> ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 14:47:10 -0800 (PST) From: "Paul W. Cashman" To: email_address_removed Subject: T-shirts, #ytsejam on IRC Message-ID: Two quickies... 1. I have a thought/suggestion/whatever for Jason Giles on the t-shirt design..... I'd like to see the words "Dream Theater" added to the front of the shirt, possibly over the top of the Majesty logo. Reason: there have been NUMEROUS occasions when people have seen my shirt from the back and said "Cool! Dream Theater!," yet they had seen the front over and over and didn't clue in. This shouldn't hurt the appearance and we can meet more like-minded fans this way. :) Thoughts, anyone? Jason, is this possible? 2. If you get on IRC and there's no-one in #ytsejam, go ahead and /join #ytsejam anyway, and hang around a bit. If you /set novice off, you can hang around in any other channels you want (#guitar? #p/g! for Rush fans? etc.) and when someone shows up, you'll be notified. Then you simply /join #ytsejam and you're there. I do this routinely and flip back and forth with ease; aliasing helps. ("/alias jy join #ytsejam" will let you abbreviate the whole thing with a simple /jy). Sorry about the IRC tutorial, but I'm constantly amazed by what folks don't know about IRC. 3. (A bonus) Airfare from here in Atlanta up to any of the NY-area shows is....rough. No-one seems to fly into JFK from here, and all the cheaper rates require a Sat. night stay. I REALLY WANT to see at least one of these shows. We'll see. Kylania, Freeza (#ytsejam friends), are we still up for a Road Trip? :) -- Paul W. Cashman | Listening to the city Whispering its violence email_address_removed | I set out watching from above Dream Theater -----> The 90s bring new questions New solutions to be found "Learning To Live" | I fell in love to be let down ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 15:59:53 -0700 From: email_address_removed (Ktulu) To: email_address_removed Subject: Ting-ti-Ding Message-ID: >Ting-ti-ding Ting-ti-ding .... > > Anybody know what song that's from ??? (A really REALLY easy one =) Either Scarred or any number of jazz tunes. What's THIS from? (not drums.) dee da da da-da da (to be read from left to right) da da dum-dum da Ben Laussade email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 16:58:55 +0000 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: DT Info Message-ID: Ytsejammers, This is the first day that has gone by without me receiving a survey answer from someone. I have about 60 responses so far, but I am disappointed with this number. Supposedly there are over 1000 of us on this list, so I expected more. Probably many of you have just skipped this stuff from the subject line, so I changed the subject line on you. Here again are the questions: 1. Which DT album did you buy first and why? 2. What is your favorite DT song? 3. What is your least favorite DT song? 4. How old are you? 5. What sex are you? 6. What instrument do you play (if you play)? So far, only 2 women have responded, and I know there are more of you out there. Please send your answers to email_address_removed NOT to the list. Mike Stover email_address_removed http://home.eznet.net/~spider/spider.htm "He who can copy, can do" - Leonardo Da Vinci ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 17:11:42 +0000 From: email_address_removed To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Savatage, female prog fans, and DT vs NIN! Message-ID: > Am I the only person (female OR male) who got *myself* into metal (be it > prog, power, or whatever) without the influence of anyone else? I got a > laugh out of whoever also commented how female prog fans aren't into > air-guitaring, dashboard-drumming, gas-pedal stomping, and all that other > silly stuff you guys do when listening to DT and the like. ;) No, you aren't the only one. After graduating from college, I heard a few of Metallica's songs on the radio, and I liked them. At that point, I began making a conscious effort to expose myself to metal. However, I often needed help knowing what was metal, and where to get it. Fortunately, I met a woman who was intensely into metal (and one of those who couldn't stand to like groups after they became popular), and she exposed me to a lot of different stuff. Sanctuary, Megadeath, Saigon Kick, Metallica's other albums to name a few (some of the few that I really liked anyway). We both heard PMU on the radio and both liked it. She, however, did not like the rest of the album. Mike Stover email_address_removed http://home.eznet.net/~spider/spider.htm "He who can copy, can do" - Leonardo Da Vinci ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 03 Nov 95 17:24:00 PST From: Randall Braun To: "'Ytsejam'" Subject: A Question of Acoustic Dreams Message-ID: I'd like to thank Michael Bahr for my recent receipt of 'Acoustic Dreams'. I particularly like 'Bad', 'Wait for Sleep' (good acoustic guitar 'transcription' of the keys) and 'O Holy Night' (Why did they originally choose this song? Do any of DT really believe in lyrics??) Question: Has the concert list for each song ever been posted?? I would appreciate any info (JAM#, etc.) if it has. Please Email me directly, as my schedule doesn't always allow me to keep up with every single JAM at present. It probably would be nice to post it on the JAM, if it hasn't been done recently. Also, I came across the following recently on the Internet: "Why is Alice Cooper on the Christian Artists List?...They're asking question after question and Alice [Cooper] says "Yeah, I'm trying to see what the Lord wants me to do in life." Appearantly he's a changed man. ... So where and when did he actually get saved? I don't know. It seems to have happened just after he shot the Wayne's World movie. Some wonder what he actually thought when these two teenagers began to bow down to him saying "we're not worthy." Maybe that had an effect on him..." (http://linus.cs.ohiou.edu/~wlhd/alight/cartists.html). Although, as many of you know, I have other reasons to be interested in this, I post this here in interest of what effect this event may have on Derek and his status as a member of both AC's band & DT?? --Randall L. Braun-- ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 03 Nov 1995 18:37:00 -500 (EST) From: "Daniel James Temmesfeld" To: email_address_removed Subject: Re: Kevin Moore and Magna Carta? Message-ID: To the one who posted the article from the German magazine (in German)... Someone translated it for me (somewhat) and it seems like Mark Zonder is working on drums with Kevin Moore for a new demo, maybe... Magna Carta was only listed as a label that might be interested, but there is no deal in the makings as of yet. ------------------------------ Maybe AirDance knows more... Dan Temmesfeld email_address_removed ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 18:34:08 -0600 (CST) From: Check out my nub! To: email_address_removed Subject: help! Message-ID: I am in the process of updating my DT web pages. I was wondering if anyone could send me set lists, dates, venues, and other info about any bootleg tapes, cds, videos that they have. This is not to post on my web page to advertise, just so people can know what is out there. Actaully i'd like to know what is out there also. thanks for any help. this would include anything that is an unofficial release from the band. thanks again. Ed PS: Have you heard of Scheme? If so, HELP!!! WWW: http://www.cen.uiuc.edu/~polzin/ DT: http://isr0939.urh.uiuc.edu/dt/dt.htm ------------------------------------------ You walk into a room to find only a dead man, shot through the head, a table, and fifty-three bicycles on the floor. What happened? ------------------------------------------ - finger email_address_removed - - for the answer - ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 17:52:29 -0800 From: Chris Oates To: email_address_removed Subject: More Shadow Gallery and Cookies Message-ID: First the junk: If the cookie recepie is the one I think it is (and it probably is) Don't try to make them. You know what happens when you mis baking soda and vinegar? Same thing as when you mix baking soda and lemon juice, which is in the recepie (again, if it's the cookies I'm thiking of) Now, after warning people not to blow up their kitchens, on to something else. Because of the talk on the Jam, I went to BLockbuster Music and gave a listen to Shadow Gallery and bought it. I think it's a great album, but I can see why some people don't like it. My attempt at a rational evaluation of the album: It is lighter than most DT, primarily because of a higher percentage of keyboards and soft melodic segues between the songs. THey have a more "classical" prog-sense than DT's which is getting more "jazz" based these days. I'd compare Carved in Stone most to WDADU in terms of the sound, but with more keys and more vocal harmonies (they have 4 people who sing) I think the weakest songs are the first one (bummer, that -- first impressions) because of weak lyrics, but once you get pas tthem the instrumental latter half is excellent, and track 11 "Alaska" which is a fairly standard acoustic travelogue ballad. I think the strongest (short) songs are track 3 - "Crystalline Dream" which is a good Power Ballad, and track 9 "Deeper Than Life", probably the heaviest song on the album (listen to one of these two for a better first impression than "Cliffhanger") The 20+ minute song "Ghost Ship" is good, but definitely is more fragmented than something like ACOS -- about the same level as IGoD. One of the parts is a several-minute piano solo, which I liked (as a keys player, it makes sense) And to those who complained about the knocking: If you clock Ghost Ship, you will see that its time only covers tracks 13-19, and track 20 is a bonus secret track. I'm not surprised they start it with 30 seconds of silence and 2 minutes of knocking on a door. Typical secret track stuff, if you ask me. The orchestral (well, keyboard orchestral) main part of the song is pretty good, though, and worth the wait if you like that sort of thing. All in all, I give it a 3.5 out of 4, which ranks it equal to ACoS (the EP, the '92 version is a 4.0), Inside Out, Perfect Symmetry and As the World, but behind the rest of DT's stuff, Parallels, QR's RFO, O:M and Empire. (List given for comparison so you know how I rank "known" albums) Lastly, I don't care how james pronounces it: I call it "Eet-See-Jam" That sounds most like how the word would sound backwards. (Well, "Eet-seh-Jam" would be closer, I guess) ~Chris __ /\ __ __\/__\/__ \_||_/ /__||__\ // \ | \\ \| ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 19:32:43 +0800 From: email_address_removed (Ken Bibb) To: ytsejam Cc: email_address_removed, email_address_removed Subject: announcement: lomml 3.2 now out Message-ID: The latest List of Music Mailing Lists is now out. Here's how to get a copy of 3.2: B. HOW TO GET THIS DOCUMENT o E-MAIL *1. If you would like the latest version of this document automatically e-mailed to you at any time, e-mail one of the following addresses: a. Message Body: get faq lomml.txt b. Message Body: send lomml c. *2. To receive the parts separately (approximately 45K each), e-mail Subject: hjkl Message Body: get lomml lomml-3.2-part1 get lomml lomml-3.2-part2 get lomml lomml-3.2-part3 3. If you are having problems with the above, you can request this document to be sent to you manually. 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To: email_address_removed Subject: birch hill Message-ID: whasup folx, I was wondering if anyone wants to mett before the Birch Hill show on the 29th.....I now know of one place (that has excellent food, both Hairball and UI agree) that we acn meetr before hand. If anyone is interested, please E-mail me provatelyt and let me know...... {{Pardon my misspellings, but I can't backspace, and I'm pretty buzzed.....}} later, Al Balkiewicz vocals, Half Naked @$%^#$%&#^&*#^%*#%^&*#$&#$%^&#%^&#$%&#$&#$%^&#$%^$%^$^$^$%^#$% ` ' ' I've seen the sadness of love in flames ' ' I've seen your eyes reflect the silent pain ' ' Now like a candle, in this empty room ' ' I burn alone................ ' ' ; @%&#$&#^&^%&%$^&$%^*$%^*%$^&#$%&#$%^#$%^#$%^#$%&#$%&#$%^$%^&#$^ | email_address_removed email_address_removed #$%^&#$%&#%^&^&*%$^*$%^&#$^%&#$%^&#$%^&#$%&#$%^&#$%^#$%^$#^#%^# ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 21:47:04 +0000 (GMT) From: Baron Sengir To: email_address_removed Subject: KING LERXT!!! / No sense of humor / Bafu is god Message-ID: > Date: Wed, 01 Nov 95 03:37:31 GMT > From: email_address_removed (King Lerxt #1 @8851) > Subject: Mike Portnoy in Los Angeles & etc... I see you're using TerraNET's Internet gateway to post your message. Cool. > I think this is only my 2nd ever post to the Ytsejam (Yit-see-jam), so give me > some leeway here if this is a little long.. Im making up for lost time :) > Why havent I posted here? Probably because Ive been so busy and Im always > behind on reading all the jams. 5-10 a day!?! :) But why complain. DT is great > and to have a fan base this active really says a lot about Dream Theater. If you want, I can post snippets of the 'jam on the QR/DT/FW sub. I know you did that yourself, but I have a feeling that I'm more up-to-date than you are (and I'm a few 'jams behind, myself!). If you haven't seen the adventures of Ytse and Jam, well, you WILL. [Cut out stuff about Mike Portnoy in LA] > In case your wondering about me... > > My name is Stephen, Im the SysOp of KLCC BBS, Glendale, CA (818-240-9915) [feel > free to call. My BBS specializes in MUSIC files and message areas] and I am > also the Host of a Dream Theater/Queensryche/Fates Warning message area on > TerraNET and WWIVnet (for WWIV BBS software) as well as a U2 area and a Rush > area to name only a few of the 13 areas I host! :) I still have to give your BBS a call. LD is a bitch, though. I just wanted to mention that I am subcribed to the QR/DT/FW sub (in fact, I was the original host until my computer wnt kablooey and King Lerxt took over as host, thus keeping the sub alive). I'm also on his Rushral Music Discussion subs. Let me tell you guys, Lerxt is a CD MANIAC! BTW, it it was MY idea to put the three bands together into one subject. I used to host individual Queensryche and Dream Theater subs, but I found the subjects often crossing over, so I combined the two. I'm pretty sure I mentioned all this before, but HEY maybe some of you new 'jammers didn't see my last message. > --- > My Top 5... why not.. everyone else got their chance.. so what the heck :) > > 1) Rush > 2) Dream Theater > 3) U2 > 4) Metallica (Official Club Member. Email me for an application!) > 5) its impossible to narrow it down but lets go with : Queensryche Good choices. The Metallica Club is $30, though. As it is, I can't afford Mike's bootlegs right now. Oh yeah and be careful. You posted a Top 5 list. People might start throwing Blind Melon CD's at you at high speed, like that guy in Hellraiser III who threw the CD's like blades and they cut people up. > I also enjoy about 50 other bands/artists as well! :) 50? I thought it was more like 100 or so. > ------------------------------ > > > I paid $6 for a dubb of Subconscious and it was horrible (the dubb not the CD) > I will be looking for someone who knows how to dubb a CD without recording at > FULL OUTPUT so all the highs and lows are lost and you have to play it at > volume level 1 or 2 so you dont blow out your speakers! :( Oh well, the 'Dead > or Alive' song made me laugh so hard! :) Question about dubs: Shouldn't you only have to pay for the price a blank tape when someone dubs for you, if even that? I don't think anyone should pay $6 for a dub. Do most people who do dubs CHARGE for them? > --- > Oh well, I guess that will do it for me tonight, thanks for letting me have > some time to share my thoughts. Hope to be able to write in again, but with the > way things have been going...dont count on it :) > Until next time.. I'll try to keep you posted and stuff if I can. Ahhhh, next victim: > Date: Tue, 31 Oct 1995 22:53:38 -0800 > From: email_address_removed (Michael Coghlan ) > Subject: Re: Ytse & Jam-What's the point of this banter? > > You wrote: > > > >*************************************** > >Ytse & Jam, Dream Theater Fans, Part II > >*************************************** > [Cut hilarious Ytse & Jam dialogue so as not to waste bandwidth despite the fact that this would be just as funny the second time around.] > I fail to see any point in this dialouge. If anyone is enlightened > please inform me. I don't like the dark. > > Michael C. I guess some people don't have a sense of humor. Either that or you're new. :) Well, here's a little Dream Theater to reflect upon: Maybe I'm just Cassandra fleeting 20th century icon bleeding Willing to risk salvation to escape from isolation I'm witness to redemption heard you speak but never listened Can you rid me of my secrets? Deliver us from DARKNESS? Voices repeating me "Feeling threatened? We reflect your hopes and fears" Voices discussing me Don't expect your own Messiah This netherworld which you desire is only in your mind. Speaking of Ytse and Jam, let's quote the humor god: > Date: Wed, 1 Nov 1995 02:39:52 -0800 (PST) > From: Steve Borzilleri > Subject: Joe Kruger's Ytse & Jam > > To begin, let me say HAHAHEEHEEHOHOHO!!! Joe, this post killed me. I > laughed out loud at a few of the lines, thus I am breaking my silenzio to > post a few of my reactions. > > Man, you nailed my theme perfectly, except for the fact that you make Ytse > and Jam out to be very similar, when actually they represent something > very simple that I will disclose later. Hey, I can say this because I > Created them. :) I think I know what they represent. Does it have to do with the fact that Ytse is to played by your LEFT hand while Jam is to be played by your RIGHT hand? I also noticed that Joe sort of switched the roles of Ytse and Jam. I'd have thought Ytse would be Brain and Jam would be Pinky, considering their personalities and intelligence levels. Of course, the problem is that the cartoon is Pinky and The Brain and to compare that to Ytse and The Jam, would make Ytse Pinky and Jam Brain. Still, it was funny stuff. But leave it to me to analyze the intellectual content behind the humor. Paul ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 3 Nov 1995 22:22:03 +0000 (GMT) From: Baron Sengir To: email_address_removed Subject: Cookie Recipe (you can probably skip this) R-rated Message-ID: > Date: Wed, 1 Nov 1995 22:46:50 -0600 > From: email_address_removed > Subject: Revenge is doubly sweet (fwd) (NDTC!) > > > > <---- Begin Forwarded Message ----> > From: omman > Subject: Revenge is doubly sweet (fwd) (NDTC!) > To: ytsejam@arastar.com > > > Received this from someone who, while maybe should have asked one more > question, was basically screwed and is using the Internet to get even. > Read and chuckle. Isn't automation great!! I wonder who's REALLY getting screwed here. > From: Beth Simons > To: admin > Subject: FW: Fwd: Sweet Justice > Date: Wednesday, September 27, 1995 3:08PM > > > This message is sent to you with the hope you will forward it to > everyone you have ever even seen the email address of. In the > spirit of > the originator, please feel free to post it anywhere and everywhere. Nevermind the fact that it's pretty bad netiquette to post something like this to a mailing list or newsgroup. > > Okay, everyone....a true story of justice in the good old U.S. of A. > Thought y'all might enjoy this; if nothing else, it shows internet > justice, if it can be called that. I'll show you Internet justice. Come here... *WHAP* > My daughter & I had just finished a salad at Neiman-Marcus Cafe > in Dallas & decided to have a small dessert. Because our family are > such cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus Cookie". [Okay, I snipped the rest] I've seen this before. It's QUITE old. I doubt there's any kind of "social justice" invloved. I've heard that this has had several incarnations and is not mutually exclusive to Neiman Marcus. Basically, this is a CROCK OF SHIT and it does not belong on the list! I don't usually flame people, but THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER and it's the most ANNOYING fucking thing anyone can put on a mailing list. This is is worse than 1,000 posts about Blind Melon or people's top 5 favorite non-DT bands. This doesn't even have anything to do with fucking MUSIC! Sorry for the bad language (I don't usually use it). And sorry for the non-DT content. I just felt this had to be said. To the originator of this chain letter and all people passing this along: I hope you choke on your fucking cookies. Baron Sengir Where hope has no champion, evil rules all ------------------------------ End of YTSEJAM Digest 1106 **************************